>guys that say they can't go a week without masturbating
>guys that say they can't go 2 days without masturbating
>guys that say that they masturbate twice or more on a daily basis
I understand girls getting tempted to do it 5 times a day since they're not limited by a sperm count like guys. I used to masturbate 5 times daily, then I learned self-control and occupying myself with things to do. Even when I was living with my boyfriend, I wasn't fucking him on a daily basis. It's weird talking to a guy in his 20's and he tells me that he still masturbates pretty much everyday.
>>29097508
Congrats your sex drive is in the shitter
It's quick and easy and makes me feel good with no downsides. I usually do it before bed to get me completely relaxed and have a good night's sleep.
>I understand girls getting tempted to do it 5 times a day since they're not limited by a sperm count like guys
you know it's impossible for a guy to run out of semen right?
I used to masturbate three times each day. I eventually started browsing /jp/'s onahole threads and purchased a few.
Ironically, it made me masturbate less due to the tiny hassle of cleaning and taking care of them. I also like seeing my cum overflow, so I now save up.
I've gone to daily masturbation to just two times in a week.
>masturbating
>limited by a sperm count
no
>>29097508
For some reason the only thing that makes my migraine go away is jacking off to a 30 minute long porn video and only cumming at the same time as the guy.
>want to fap all the time
>never want to have sex with gf
Why?
>>29097529
Doesn't your penis get sore? Don't your orgasms diminish when you don't have a lot of cum in your balls?
>>29097524
I feel like sex once a week is okay for me, but I can go without sex or masturbation for months without going crazy. I don't even think about sex all that much, but I understand that my boyfriend's sex drive is different so I give it to him at least once a week even when I'm not in the mood.
>>29097508
Actually that makes me wonder.
Would a women consider that a guy never masturbates attractive?
I mean, it kinda implies that he will be all over you and wont be degenerated by porn or self-pleasure, right.. right?
FUCK OFFF FUCK OFF GET OUT
5-10 times daily since I started. I love jacking off though sometimes its a dry orgasm because I am so spent.
Feels good man
>>29097574
say hello to shit-tier orgasm control
>>29097596
Why does that matter tho.?
Finish in 3mins, rest a little, go again for 20mins?
And honestly that only affects virgins or people who already have problems with premature ejaculation.
>it's yet another girl btw thread
I hope you die screaming.
>>29097563
No, I have a full load each time. And my dick only gets sore after about 3 or 4 times a day. If I want a bigger load for my gf i'll save it up for a day or two but it's pretty clear you don't understand dicks.
Also you have a very low sex drive, are you old or something? My gf and I have sex multiple times every time I see her and she usually initiates.
>>29097508
>Not being able to blow your load 5+ times a day
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>>29097623
it's obviously a tranny
>>29097508
>guys say they can't go more than a few days without masturbating
>meanwhile i've never masturbated in my life
>fapfags literally can't believe it and always try to insist I'm either cut or have some kind of disease
>>29097508
preventive maintenance
We do it so it won't fail us when we need it the most
>>29097692
You don't have a disease, you're just another evolutionary dead-end on /r9k/
I don't fap because I want to, I fap because my cum jar needs to be filled.
>>29097692
you have no sex drive
congratulations on being the biggest robot out of a forum designed specifically to cater to robots
At night I think, "should I fap?" And it's like "well, I'm going to shower tomorrow before work, so if I don't do it now, I'll have wasted the chance". And can I really live with myself if I don't have as many orgasms as possible?
>>29097749
I've got a sex drive, I look at porn all the time, I just don't fap to it
Honestly I don't see how anyone can get any pleasure out of touching their own dicks
>>29097624
I'm 22 years old.
I used to have a high sex drive when I was in highschool. Then I got into college and didn't have time to think about sex. I was either studying or working on an assignment. Or I was tired from work.
>>29097780
what a cuck thing to say
>>29097780
so you just watch porn and don't do anything?
are you a virgin?
are you even human?
It helps ignore the loneliness for a little while
Oregano pasta
>>29097780
do you watch for the story or something? why else would you watch porn if not to jerk off?
>>29097813
>are you a virgin?
Is that even a question
>are you even human?
I've tried jerkig off before, it didn't do anything for me. Honestly, people that CAN jerk off are weridos to me.
Sex is Vulgar. Its 'Appeal' is nothing more than nature's way of guaranteeing we reproduce.
That being said, meth makes you able to fuck NONSTOP AROUND THE CLOCK for up to 5 days....
I'm three weeks now I just don't feel it. Now I have kind of wet dreams just no cum.
Relieves boredem, feels good and there is no downside. I'll masterbate 5 times a day if there's nothing to do. If it didn't hurt afterwards, I'd probably just masterbate all day.
>>29097508
I fuck my gf 2-3 times a day u just have a low libido
>>29097850
so you've never experienced an orgasm before?
>>29097613
It matter cuz it makes you look like a butch boy. Do you think Chad goes for 3 minutes?? No he plows for an hour
>>29097563
How do you have sex when you are not in the mood? As a guy that seems very boner killing.
>>29097563
>Doesn't your penis get sore? Don't your orgasms diminish
only if more than three a day for me
>cum in your balls
that's the factory, not the warehouse
>>29097792
My gf is 26 and in the same situation as you. We fuck 2-3 times when I see her 2 days out of the week. You're already worthless at 22.
>>29097563
>once a week
wow you're so generous
your boyfriend must be a fat ugly cunt if he's putting up with that shit, all my gfs wanted sex on a daily basis and so did I
>>29098015
Same way massage therapists and sex workers deal with it. Fake it until you make it. I'm a quiet cummer anyway so I don't need to moan loudly during sex . I still give blowjobs and handjobs. I still ride him. I just don't look very enthusiastic about it (less eye contact, less dirty talk, less smiles, less giggling) .
>>29098133
If he wanted it more he would ask.
>>29098717
maybe he gave hints about it, you shot it down, and figured you wouldn't put out more than once every seven days?
>>29097563
You probably think sex and masturbation is a chore, in which case, I'm going to assume you're circumsized.
>>29098860
I'm a girl and my clitoral hood is still intact.
>>29097563
>I feel like sex once a week is okay for me, but I can go without sex or masturbation for months without going crazy. I don't even think about sex all that much, but I understand that my boyfriend's sex drive is different so I give it to him at least once a week even when I'm not in the mood.
holy shit I feel bad for you bf. my gf wants to constantly fuck. she moved in with me about 4 months ago and we nearly have sex everyday and on weekends probably 2 times a day. We're both 25 and neither of our sex drives are slowing down. I guess it really is true that some people have zero sex drive while others have a ton.
>>29098916
Oh... then never mind.
My ex was like that, too.
She said she didn't need to masturbate. Either way, it was fucking annoying and the reason I broke up with her.
I masturbate at least once a day (morning) because I enjoy it. I get the live out a little fantasy in my head each day and it always ends with a small high from the orgasm.
Is it fucking me up chemically? Probably but I'm a complete loser with no hopes/dreams/ambition/talent/interests and I'm already so far down the rabbit hole I just have to find out whats in this rabbit hole.
>>29097547
i have that same onahole
>>29098138
Yeah that would kill my boner pretty much instantly. Props to your guy for not caring about it.
>>29099213
I recently bought the bigger version, with the plastic skeleton inside, and it's even better. Cleaning is more of a hassle though.
>>29097563
Are you overweight or obese? Are you not worried about your lack of sex drive? I have sex with my gf at least once a day, twice a day if either of us want it badly enough
>>29100143
I'm slightly underweight. I got conditioned into not caring about sex since college and work were keeping me very busy and exhausted. I'll have sex whenever my boyfriend wants, but rarely I'll initiate it to make him feel attractive. I still enjoy sex, just not as much I did enjoyed masturbating when I was young. My orgasms feel more like massages.
who here /devastating porn addiction/?
I have a super high sex drive when I'm in a relationship, but I hardly ever masturbate when I'm single. It's kind of weird.
It's like I'll think about it, and I'll be out doing something during the day and suddenly feel kind of horny and I'll think "yeah, I think I'll jerk off later" but then I'll get home and I'll just eat or watch a show or read something and before I know it I'm falling asleep in bed. I can go ages without it.
Does anyone else fap more as an adult than they did as a teen? In high school I fapped maybe once a day, now I'm up to three times on average.
>>29100360
My nigga. I've had most of these tabs open for over a week.
>>29097556
Don't feel too weird anon, that's the only thing that helps my migraines too. Or at least, the orgasm part
>roasties upset your hand can do anything they can do better and you effectively take yourself out of the beta bux
>>29100434
It's been years and years that I've wanted to quit, but always give in. When I start trying to go dry, I can't stop thinking about porn. It's like all day. Porn is so stupid, but I'm obsessed with it, and want it desperately, and I hate it.
>tfw fapped 3-4 times a day as a teen
>tfw fap like once a day now and only 19
I'm really paranoid that I'll lose my sex drive and get erectile dysfunction earlier than I should
I used to fap a lot. Stopped when I failed to lose my virginity cause I couldn't get hard. I fap like once every 10 days now. Dick still doesn't get hard with girls. I wonder if I perma fucked myself.
>26
>been hairy, tall, and constantly horny since 10
Fug the fap feel never falters.
how to be happy:
stop jacking off everyday
>>29097508
I masturbate at least 3 times a day and that's rarely, almost always 4 times and unless I have some friend or visiting somewhere I don't skip a day.
t. 25yold virgin with couple of onaholes.
>>29102480
How do you have the time to do it so often? Do you work? Live on your own?
>>29102535
NEET, I live with friends.
Also even while visiting family I can masturbate 2-3 times a day if I have the time and dedication. If you're horny enough you find a way.
I can't seem to put it down.
I fap at least 2 to 4 times a day. I just can get enough, i fap to different stuff.
Teens, underage, milf, thick, and think about all the gay stuff i used to do with a friend
I expected my sex drive to diminish at 29, but as i get older and remain virgin, things are starting to spiral out of control by fapping to more degenerate stuff.
How can i kill my sex drive? Its driving me nuts.
Every night before my sleep i have to fap to clear my head or the lewd thoughts will invade my mind.
>>29102858
>fapping to more degenerate stuff
this is what scares me, if my internet history, not a browser history but everything i have ever fapped to, got out, i would probably kill myself
>>29103092
That's exactly my problem.
I have downloaded things that could compromise me.
I often think about what would happen if the cops raided my house.
I'm 24 and have sex at least twice a week, and I still masturbate at least daily. So what?
Steroids made everything in life better except for my libido. I still want sex about every other day, even though I experienced all the other sides. Still worth it but I envy the guys on /misc/ and /fraud/ who talk about going 4 and 5 times a day. I might cum slightly faster but enough to where I'm sure if it's placebo or not.
I never masturbated more than once a day, even when I was in puberty. More like 4-5 times a week. These days it's like 2-3 times a week, and I can go like two weeks without pretty easily. When I read how much you guys masturbate I wonder if something's wrong with me (or something's wrong with you)
I masturbate four times a day. If you don't masturbate at least once every two days then you have a low fucking libido and are probably a low test faggot who should get a head start on transitioning.
>>29099540
where do you live?
0riginal0
As a male with high testosterone, I am proud to say that I jack off a fuckton. 2-4 times a day.
>>29097508
I fap 12x a day minimum
Record is 20
>>29097561
Because vaginas are overrated
You know how to get yourself off better than any roastie
>>29097508
men never run out of sperm dumb cunt. Women are born with the max number of eggs they will have
>>29097508
Ive jerked it 4 times today alone
I've gone almost two years without masturbating, and even then I just did it out of boredom and quickly lost interest.
>>29103521
>fuckton
>2-4 times a day
How's 5th grade, champ?
>>29100287
Youve never been given a proper dicking let me fix that
>>29097508
You simply have very low testosterone and weak sex drive.
Not a surprise, really, you being gay and all. You might have a female sex drive.
>>29102124
elaborate
asas
>>29097563
>Don't your orgasms diminish when you don't have a lot of cum in your balls?
If you jerk off too often sure the orgasms won't be as good anymore, but that has literally nothing to do with the cum.
>19 y/o virgin female
>masturbated when I was younger but in recent years completely stopped doing it
>no desire for sex whatsoever
>don't even want a bf
schizoid masterrace
I don't masturbate that often but I watch a lot of porn. I don't know why, there is just something I like about seeing how long you can keep a boner. It feels like it lets you get more time to enjoy the porn, masturbating starts to feel more like you're just rushing the process.
>>29104722
Please be my schizoid gf
We don't have to ever have sex
Please
>really want an onahole but live in a shared house
>>29105043
>want a dildo and a buttplug but live with my mom.
>>29105142
why can't you just order it so you'll receive it on a day you know your mom will be out of the house?
me on the other hand, all my housemates are at home all the time
>>29098972
Nah she is just using sex to hook you willing to bet it will slow down once she traps you in marriage. A study was made that proof women dont find sex as enjoyable and most would rather do their nails then have sex.
I masturbate twice a day because I don't want testicle cancer lol
Its been about a month for me. And I pretty much do it just so I can go back to sleep. Sometimes I'm not even thinking about anything and its over in 15 seconds.
>>29097508
Haven't masturbated for like 3 days and have been trying to stop entirely for about a month with mixed success. I'm starting to realize it's a trap and that you can focus all that energy on better things than lusting after fake girls or literal 3D whores. Feels pretty good so far and fighting the temptation of it is making me a lot stronger.
>>29105142
Just borrow hers.
>>29103342
Never downloaded anything that would get me into legal trouble, but if people who knew me found how much stuff porn I have on my hard drive, and how often I just sit around fapping, I'd be forced to run away or commit suicide.
>>29097539
>he thinks this
MGQ proved you wrong m8.
>>29104798
>normal sex drive
>masturbated daily
>on psych meds because i have OCD and barely function without them
>meds decrease my sex drive a lot
>manage maybe one fap session a week now
>still watch porn daily just don't have the energy to go through the whole routine to orgasm
i don't like this feel. i don't like the feel when i'm off meds either. why does my brain have to be broken?
>>29097508
I'm bored, I don't have a GF, and whacking it makes me feel good.
I don't give a fuck, I'll whack it six times a day if I have the time and ability to do so.
>>29097508
I only jerk off once a month. Porn is gross and a bad addiction for you let alone all that fetish BDSM shit or people pissing on each other.
