How's your day going lads?
>new bf wants me to be his date for the military ball
>looking for dresses,
>mfw all dresses in existence are either slutty prom dresses or old lady/mom dresses from Kohls
>only 22 years old
Pic related of what I keep seeing, I just want a nice black gown senpai. It's probably going to be the most formal event of my life
shut up bitsch
>>29096267
>parental block filters prevent you from saying bitch
Kek
Always go for slutty, the sex will be better afterwards.
>>29096249
Don't go with him, you will ruin his career. People aren't as accepting of transgender in real life as they are on the internet.
>>29096249
Don't worry about it. You can't turn a pig's ear into a silk purse.
>>29096278
it's to get around the robot you dumb bitch
>>29096280
Yes the sex will be amazing, but I'm not the slutty type. The demographic for the ball are mostly older sergeants, veterans, and their wives who already hate millennials. When I used to work in the dress department at Macy's I'd see the shit girls tried to buy, their poor date
>>29096249
>old lady/mom dresses
Yeah, go with the slutty ones. They'll fit your personality better.
>>29096282
>assuming I'm a transgender
>not knowing that femanons browse here too
Senpai
>>29096280
Also one more thing
>it's out of state
>my parents offer to go with me beforehand because I have no clue what I'm doing
>happily accept the offer
>realize it's a trap so I won't need to share a hotel room with him, just bunk with my parents
Gotta undo this shit fast. On the bright side me and my boyfriend just started dating and we promised to save having sex for the first time (with each other) for the night of the ball.
>>29096328
You're just another tranny that had SRS.
Cutting your dick off doesn't make you a woman, stop trying to ruin your bf career by attentionwhoring at the ball.
