>ask for young, female therapist
>get 40 year old asian man
>>29094362
>wanting a female therapist
you're retarded
>>29094367
This, wtf is wrong with you OP.
>>29094367
>>29094379
i just want to spout looks theory to her then refute every counter-argument she makes
>>29094362
>attempt to flirt with therapist
>tell her if she had a cock you'd suck it because she's so hot it wouldn't matter
>diagnoses you as gay
>now required by law to go to butthole inspection day once a year
You're luck OP.
asian guy will set you straight. they come from a culture of success and everyone be a doctor or equivalent, which is exactly the kind of cold and indifferent push robots need. he'll give you actionable advice instead of dwelling on your feelings like they ever fucking mattered.
>>29094367
probably thinks he can seduce her with the knowledge he gained from reading Psychology For Dummies
>>29094402
you cant argue with a vagina
ching shong wong will tell you you might be right, but will ask you how is that helping you
>>29094362
You are a patient, and if you knew what was best for you, you would probably not need a therapist in the first place. It's therapy, not a dating service.
>>29094402
>he wants to go to therapy just to argue with someone
holy fuck this is next gen autism
>>29094362
You are fucking retarded, OP.
You try to get a therapist just to fucking debate a woman? Maybe you need that therapist for your autism, because clearly you have some issues.
>>29094759
it would give me some pleasure, i have a very unhappy life i need to find happiness
>>29094815
Buy a potted plant
>>29094837
stick your potted plant up your ass
>>29094815
a sis-tier escort would give you more pleasure than a stuck up whore that takes a meme degree, emotionally and physically
>>29094841
Rude, I was just trying to help
>>29094847
what the fuck do i want with a plant
>>29094815
>it would give me some pleasure
Yeah but wouldn't it be expensive man? I mean, all that effort and money to argue with someone?
Just join some selfharm or abuse website and argue with all the psychobabbling girls on there.
>>29094872
To keep you company. Also having something to take care of might be pleasurable to you
>>29094872
Woah, the guy was just trying to help.
>>29094402
Wtf is looks theory?
>>29094878
>Just join some selfharm or abuse website and argue with all the psychobabbling girls on there.
great idea
Op here. I want a female therapist so she will hear how deep and sensitive I am and then she will date me. I assume since she's a therapist she will have a car too.
>>29094909
I assume it's an "I'm ugly and that's the reason behind all my failures in life" sort of take on things.
>>29094923
real op here, i approve of this post
>>29094815
But she will be smarter than you, and she lives in the real world. So much your little theory will be blown apart and you'll feel worse.
>>29094935
Realest op here, decided to buy a cactus
>>29094887
a plant can't talk can it you stupid fuck, kys scum
>>29094932
But that's totally retarded.
>>29094935
>>29094923
Fuck off, samefaggots.
I just want a girl therapist because she wouldn't be able to counter my arguements, which are perfect in every single way. She wouldn't be able to comprehend that the basis of her entire career is a lie and the world comes down to the way you look.
It's primal. You look good, you succeed. Nothing more.
>>29094953
What about when ugly people succeed?
If it were all about looks, the British would never have thrived.
>>29094948
That's the point. She won't be mean to you, why are you so rude? I just wanted to help and make you happy ;-;
>>29094952
Yeah, I know. But hey, OP wants some fun.
>>29094942
no, she has a fucking bsc you stupid faggot. Anyone can get a bsc
the degree i'm undertaking has far higher entry pre-requisites
>>29094953
Also if you work hard or are talented, you succeed.
>>29094982
>Also if you work hard or are talented
But ugly people need to work harder you fucking idiot.
gtfo my thread and kys
>>29094971
You really think a degree shows how smart you are? That's pretty stupid pal.
>>29094402
>he only wants a therapist so he can argue
Well, you certainly do need therapy.
>>29094963
yes, but the british are all ugly
>>29094992
This, I'm about to finish a degree at a top university but I'm dumber than the high school dropouts at the grocery store I work for. The only difference between us is that my parents had money.
>>29094402
>google "looks theory"
>sluthate.com
>forums.bodybuilding.com
Someone give me a fedora tipping gif
>>29094987
So you just caved on your own argument after one reply? How sad
>>29095010
SlutHate is patrician though, r9k is just fucking normie scum like you
>>29095025
>patrician
4chan buzzword spouter detected, opinion discarded
>>29095025
Using the word 'patrician' is for plebs, you dirty pleb
>>29095033
>>29095039
why do you hate me again?
Op did you ever think it's your awful manbaby attitude and superiority complex that is the reason for your failure? Your ugly looks are just a coincidence here.
>>29095121
>superiority complex
literally what
>>29094367
This a million times.
There's really no point seeing a female therapist as a man as they'll N_E_V_E_R understand your situation. Thoughts like "how do I find a mate" and "I'm so lonely I want to kill myself" are completely alien to them. The only reason there are so many of them is because psychology has been the basic bitch degree for a while now.
>>29095168
cool, i just want a young attractive female therapist so i can argue with her and probably insult her
>>29095168
Adult women have been overly emotional teenage girls before. They will completely understand your little girl thoughts.
>>29095121
>manbaby
Trip back on Doj the whiteknight cuck
>>29095184
>little girl thoughts
fuck off cunt you have no idea
>>29095198
No I don't, but then again I've never been a teenage girl.
>>29095202
say that to my face in real life pussy
>>29094994
huh, whys that
>>29095179
But your pride couldn't take it when she shows you how the real world works
>>29095211
You'd have to stop crying like a girl for a second to listen. So it wouldn't happen.
You realize men can't be lonely unless it's by choice right? We go after women. We get the awesome dating advantage of pursuing women. They have to wait.
>>29095266
DUDE JUST CHOOSE TO BE DESIRABLE TO WOMEN, LIKE JUST WIN THE GENETIC LOTTERY LMAO
>>29095295
Sorry the truth hurts you so much. You need a good therapist.
>>29095298
Or, you know, find a woman on your level. Betas have absurdly high standards. It's probably so they can tell everyone how lonely they are, because betas are bigger attention whores than women.
>>29095298
DUDE SEX LMAOOO DUDE I LIKE CAME HAHAH DUDE
>>29095317
>betas have high standards
i will take anyone you fucking cunt, my standards are lower then shit
>>29095317
Naw dude, i have incredibly low standards. But sadly i'm a low value male and low value women are worth more by definition.
>>29095333
How often do you talk to girls in the real world?
>>29095344
You read too many things written by virgins.
>>29095347
>How often do you talk to girls in the real world?
all the time, i smiled at a girl when i was walking past her and she scowled at me THE FUCKING WHORE
I really don't see any difference between the average 15 year old girl and a 40 year old Asian man, except I would never fuck 40 year old Asian man
>>29094362
Not sure why you're complaining.
If you yourself are also male, it's much more helpful to have a male therapist, and he can understand the majority of your problems far better.
I have no doubt that a lot of your problems would be completely alien to a female, as are mine, therefore having a female therapist would not be useful.
>>29095363
I'm hoping this is satire.
>>29095371
NO I'M FUCKINGGG SERIOUS YOU FUCKKING CUNT I FUCKING DESPISE YOU IU FUCKIUNG HAYTE YOU
>>29095379
I think therapy would seriously help you here.
>>29095363
Smiling at a girl isn't talking to a bunch of girls. You have to actually have conversations with women.
>>29095402
nah you fucking cunt if they don't approach you first they're not interested in you
>>29094952
>the truth is totally retarded
good looking people don't fail at life unless they get hooked on hardcore drugs
>>29095419
Or if they just don't succeed. Even still, ugly people succeed too so subscribing to that theory just means you're lazy and looking for excuses.
>>29095406
Ok now it's pretty obvious you're trolling.
>>29095439
come fite me faggot, i live in auckland, new zealand
>>29094362
fuckin nice dude you got dr Hugo Strange as doctor
>>29095452
See? You could try and make plans with me. Now try that with women in the real world.
>>29094872
>what the fuck do i want with a plant
You'd have a friend among your own kin.
>>29095419
unless weed is a hardcore drug Im living proof that you're full of shit
>>29095462
i approached 5 women today, all of them rejected me
>>29094362
>Do exactly what OP did
>She fucking agreed with me about most of what I said
>>29095429
only extremely lucky ugly people succeed
only extremely stupid good looking people fail
it's not like there aren't exceptions, it's just that the most legit way to make it in life is to be really good looking and the most legit way to fail is to be really ugly
the odds are stacked against you so highly that it's understandable if you fail
>>29095452
Old Zealand was better
>>29095481
Probably not true. It doesn't count online.
>>29095489
Lucky? You mean hard working.
>>29095501
asked for a spare pen, she gave me one. Then i asked if she wanted to make babies
>>29095509
>all hardworking people end up becoming rich/highly valued members of society
this isn't a hollywood movie anon
>>29095509
you don't need to be good looking, you need to have jewish connections
>>29095530
u just got 2 work hard young
i mean yes im in this position thx to friends nepotism but WORK HARD (for me) slacker
>>29095530
Who said all? You're putting words in my mouth.
But you're changing success from getting a girl to being an actor.
>>29095542
Unfunny people shouldn't try and joke around :(
>>29095595
>unfunny
It's not supposed to be ""funny""
