Hello /r9k/.
It's time I finally close this chapter of my life and depart /r9k/ for good, or rather, 4chan in general. Lately it has come to my attention that using this website is indeed straining on my mind, though not in the way most anticipate. I actually took your words to mind whenever someone said something along the lines of losing my mind.
I bet a lot of good people here and I'm sure there's many more I never had the chance of meeting, but other, negative aspects of this website just don't properly balance out the positive ones, sadly. I'm sad I will not meet any of these people, but oh well.
To those who never really liked me; your prayers have been met and I will no longer be a burden on your browsing habits. Enjoy the breather. If you're especially lucky, I may even end up killing myself in the near future for special reasons, so keep hoping.
That's about it, I don't have anything else worthwhile to mention. Cheers friends. I wish even those who have always hated me a bright future.
I will stick around for a few minutes in this thread to answer any questions some may have, such as why I even tripped in the first place.
- Doj
Good riddance you fag
>>29094234
Email me your trip and a vocaroo.
Please send me a vocaroo instead, Spider-kun.
kill yourself
not only an attention whore but also fake as fuck with his hot opinions
when ppl say normalslime, they mean you
fuck off and never come back
>>29094234
>If you're especially lucky, I may even end up killing myself in the near future for special reasons, so keep hoping.
your shitposting was painful so I won't miss you but there's no need to suicide over it, maybe try being yourself?
>>29094234
>undertail
stopped reading there, get ot and take your tripcunts with you fucking autistic failed normies
>>29094234
One less normie
I would like to go a little more in depth in this post.
The only (initial) purpose behind my tripfaggotry is trolling. Sadly, /r9k/ was just too easy to troll that I ended up experimenting too much and slowly drifted towards attentionwhoring instead.
At that point I started tailgating other known attentionwhores like Mystery, Erica and Eliza. For the sole purpose of gaining more ground, so to speak. I never cared for any of them except Erica, whom I ended up developing very strong feelings for that triggered some kind of troll's remorse effect. It's not the same thing, but you get the idea.
Which brings me to now; I am currently in a position where I've pretty much given up on trolling here. The novelty definitely ran out a long time ago. Instead, I've trapped myself with my feelings for Erica into a neverending cycle of drama based on the fact I hurt Erica by focusing too much on attentionwhoring and not enough on her instead. I want to stop being reminded of this, and leaving 4chan altogether is a good way to ensure this.
A part of me wants you to read this post but another hopes you're not visiting anything related to 4chan anymore either since that's clearly what's best for you. I hope you're doing well, Erica. I still love you.
>>29094303
>>29094328
No.
>>29094399
I don't even have a personality, it's all just a manifestation of a (too) long lived troll persona. Suicide would be the closest thing to being myself possible.
>>29094495
>leaving 4chan altogether is a good way to ensure this
Email me your trip. It is a step away from 4chan and your persona.
>>29094551
My trip is "Doj##Ultranigger-san".
Henceforth, every post made by this trip is as worthless and generic as the sea of Anonymous that encompass tripfags.
This just brightened up my day. Good riddance
>>29094863
Antisage, lol.
Goodbye, glorious compadre.
anyways what was in that email you sent to Pizza anyways?
>>29094234
Goodb-
>Doj
Good riddance.
>>29094911
Which email?
>>29094940
You asked me to post for you while you were banned.
>>29094951
Oh. I just wanted to jump the Pizza train, much like with the other camwhores, so I could go back to flooding the board with drama content the moment I got unbanned.
Late thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYV-dwGdoQY
>>29094979
ah, you shouldn't trust traps.
they're vile and lie.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcW7VotMwXY
this is a better theme.
>>29094991
I know, I'm not fond of traps or MtF transsexuals since they're mostly fetishists. Fucking your own body up for the purpose of revolving your life around a fetish is pathetic. It's also a hotbed for spineless beta cuckolds who think they transfer to female easy mode life, instead of working for their happiness.
It's sad the fetishists outnumber the ones who suffer from actual gender dysphoria because it dehumanizes them.
And please don't post that music ever again.
>>29094234
Good decision.
I found myself yesterday writing a thread about pretending to be a normie and I realized how utterly ridiculous it was to be thinking in these terms and to be building up this giant wall of insecurity that robots would help me reinforce. It's just not healthy.
Anyway, fuck off and die you attentionwhoring tripscum. I know you just posted without your trip so people like me who have you blocked will see your "final" attentionwhoring effort. It's pathetic and I hope you're self aware enough to realize that.
>>29094234
tl;dr
>>>/b/
>>>/soc/
No one gives a fuck
Kill yourself Doj kekeke
>>29095029
There may yet be hope for you since you're still intelligent enough to deduce that, dear manbaby.
>>29095077
>ewww manbabies
Hello numale pedophile
>>29095129
There's nothing wrong with being a pedophile :^)
Okay, bye. We won't miss you.
So long Doj. You were too handsome for this board anyway. Maybe you'll have better luck rounding up a harem of girls in real life.
Doj I honestly can't figure out why you fell for the tripfag meme. Obviously getting a trip and attention whoring as a "joke" is just going to fucking ruin you. Have you learned nothing from over 4-5 years of r9k tripfags having their life ruined?
You fucked yourself up. At least you're humble about it.
Also
>I hope you're doing well, Erica. I still love you.
>dated for just over a month
Stop
>>29095322
I forgot to remove quotes rip
>>29095314
Thanks, my honest friend.
>>29095322
>I honestly can't figure out why you fell for the tripfag meme
Because everyone got mad at tripfags, so it had to be done.
Also, I was already ruined to begin with ;^)
>>29095351
If you knew you'd feel like this when you first started tripping you wouldn't have tripped. Your meme excuses don't work here.
>Also, I was already ruined to begin with ;^)
Nice edge senpai, I just hope you learn form your mistakes. Girls who trip are bound to cuck you in one way or another. Be smart and stay away from redflags.
Another filthy roach crushed under my boot.
Dancing on my strings like the puppet he is.
You are all nothing to me but a game.
>>29095458
>If you knew you'd feel like this when you first started tripping you wouldn't have tripped.
Didn't think I would. Obviously I wouldn't have.
>Nice edge senpai
Thanks normalfag, not everyone lives a rainbow fairytale life.
>Be smart and stay away from redflags.
Usual red flags are my green flags and vice versa, sadly. I'm wired incorrectly.
another SJW bites the dust
all according to plan
>>29094234
dodge if you are seriously leaving (you probably aren't and this thread is purely just for additional attention)
if you are leaving though, I wont miss you, although at least for a while I will remember you
take this pic related with you, save it
>goodbye thread
>can't drop the holier-than-thou snooty attitude for one OP
>doesn't even leave the thread after making the post
At least my faggy goodbye post was proper. You're nowhere near as important as your ego has convinced you. An hero already.
SAGE IN ALL FUCKING FIELDS
>>29095528
Why?
modsareniggersblox
>>29095528
How would you like to join me in taking over this board, euphoroach?
Your tulpa threads could be very useful to me.
>>29095558
>saving the fucking thumbnail
>not even sure if you're the real dodge
FUCKING ( R E E )
>>29095572
scary roach controllers are not nice anon
Alright, I guess this means no more Doj. The most obnoxious roach of all is crushed.
>>29095510
>Thanks normalfag, not everyone lives a rainbow fairytale life
>implying
>Usual red flags are my green flags and vice versa, sadly. I'm wired incorrectly.
Destined to get cucked from birth
>>29095622
You'll receive all of the attention and (You)'s that you desire, euphoroach.
Join me and we'll take over this cesspit together.
Or don't, and find out what happens to the filthy roaches who oppose my will.
See you in a few days, you immature child.
It is always comfy to know attention whores are destroying their own lives for so little in return.
saged and reported
>>29094495
nobody fucking cares, please fuck off already
>>29095622
Wasn't even meant to post the picture itself but this pic instead.
Also you could always confirm with dojity on Skype if you want to be autistic about it.
>>29095656
Actually, by giving away my trip, I effectively have given you a few more weeks of dojposting cancer to deal with. In my dying breath, I will flood this board with even more cancer than I could've ever managed by myself. Have fun :^)
>>29095670
True.
>>29095677
Antisage.
>>29095622
>>29095698
This time I swear I'll do it right.
>>29095698
>In my dying breath, I will flood this board with even more cancer than I could've ever managed by myself.
Wow, a troll you are! /r9k/ should really be concerned about your endless flux of shitposting, I beg you don't do this to our dear board, please!
>>29095850
Thanks for the (You), kid. That was way too easy... Hehe...
I bet you 100 gbp you'll be back. People have tried and failed they always return
>>29095885
Doj now wants to be a pedophile in real life he is bored of his online cock bunnies
>>29094234
and for that moment and that moment alone nobody, not a single soul cared
>>29094401
is there something wrong with me if it took me 3 seconds to realize they are dead people?
>>29095885
>>29095726
>>29095698
just keep the picture I gave you on your phone, desktop or wherever
and maybe when you've become a normalfag you'll find it years later, remember me and then remember this place
>>29095673
turkroach controller is a scary person, plz no scary
>>29096560
That isn't a very nice thing to say, euphoroach.
I'm not scary at all.
>>29094234
https://youtu.be/79mdzFhG6UM
>>29096804
Aren't you that teenager who looks really beta and shit?
The one with that pencil neck who looks like he's 12?
Ah, well I can tell since you watch filthy frank.
also cucked by a whore loltbh
I want trips to be removed from /r9k/
>>29096839
I want trips to be removed from 4chan
>>29096836
That's all incorrect except of me watching ff. At least I don't obsess about anime and 2d waifus like the rest of you.
He's funny and talanted.
>>29096836
Yes, he's the weird ass underage jew
That dude looks creepy as fuck
>>29096968
I've seen the picture of you lad
You're 16 I think but from the looks of it you have the testosterone of a 12 year old girl
do some push ups or something lad.
Also filthy frank is for newfags who are only (1) layer of irony deep in their humour.
>>29094234
Cya l8r, pedophile
>>29097009
I've been her for three years, I'm 18 and look 17/16.
I don't look good in this picture but I don't look 12.
Nice generalization based on a youtuber I watch monthly.
>>29097112
>I'm 18
Not really tho
>>29097112
>Watching youtubers in the first place
Toplol my friend
>>29097186
also you'll probably get b& now senpai sad times..!!!!
>>29097231
already been banned for life, ban me again modfags.
>>29097186
Mah rules.
