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Hot all week lads, is this hell edition
First for waifus. Post them.
Got a cold lads
Louis here.
My dad phoned up the National Fatherhood Line to get advice on how to deal with me from Angry Scottish Dad
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hpq4Hwhi02
are the dutch welcome here?
>>29093247
why are you talking to yourself
>>29093247
do you have nothing better to do fucking potato croquettes kek
got the week off work and it's already going great
>put off all my house chores and played pc games pretty much solid until 12am last night
>woke up at 10am today, cooked a bacon & sausage butty (Very good, tempted to make another for lunch)
>cleaned my office room with the windows open and some good music playing
>going to go for a drive later and donate some old clothes to charity, submit my uni coursework and then play video games for the rest of the day
pretty comfy, what's everyone elses plans for today?
How much longer are you going to put up with being told what to do by people you didn't even vote for?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-eu-referendum-36457120
>>29093468
>has an office
that better be you bigging your bedroom up
>>29093266
Europeans are the least welcome.
>>29093486
>How much longer are you going to put up with being told what to do by people you didn't even vote for?
I take it you mean our mps since I was only allowed to vote for my local one not the other 649
How many times have you had a cheeky wank to the Hannah Hotel video?
Must be over 50 here.
>>29093247
/potatocroquettes/ general
>finally completed DS1 last night for the first time
quite proud of myself Tbh
but I wanted the ending where you end the age of fire, didn't know what to do so I just lit the bonfire because I didn't see the fog gate and was too excited to end it
Officials in #Ukraine say a detained Frenchman who planned attacks before and during #Euro2016 was carrying 125kg of TNT
>>29093268
>do you have nothing better to do
I have a shitload of stuff to do mate, this is called procrastination.
really like nigerian and ugandan refugees and immigrants Tbh
think a lot of them are actually quite patriotic and genuinely like this country
good on them
>>29093561
but brits are urop?
think i'm going to shave all my hair off cos i'm too autistic to go to the barbers to get it done
HAHAHAHA;_; why am i such an autist
Can't decide how to vote in the referendum lads.
Arguments to leave seem more sound than those to stay, but I've got a 3 year sharesave plan maturing at work around the same time and Brexit would fuck our shareprice and put far less cash in my pocket.
>>29093853
Nigerians are often very pompous, especially the women, but they are pretty cool otherwise. Guess they are pretty elite in their society if they can afford to set up in the UK and keep that mentality.
Ugandans are fucking based. Universally friendly and happy. They love British culture because everything good in Uganda is based on it (at school they do O and A levels etc), Anglican church is huge there etc. Lived there for a year, loved it.
>>29093853
>stealing my post from /brit/
what's your game here mate? >>>/int/60430351
>>29093969
yeah big up Ugandans, the refugees that came here in the 70s (I believe?) assimilated fantastically into British society, model example of how immigrants/refugees should behave
Work nights and sleep late in the afternoon, help me lads, it's gonna be a hell of a week
>>29093895
hopefully not for too long lad
>>29093986
For sure. I'm in Uganda now (will post proof of anyone gets pissy about 'lying on the internet') and although it's politically and economically FUBAR, culturally it's awesome. Colonialism was bad, there is no other position to hold, but it's pretty based how the ridiculous politeness, manners and modesty of traditional Britain are core personality traits.
>>29094090
you sound like a reasoned and polite fella, wasn't expecting it
enjoy uganda
>>29093930
Brexit would take cash out of everyone's pockets.
The only people who are stupid enough to support Brexit don't have any cash in the first place. They don't understand much about life, they just don't want any foreign voices in ASDA, innit?
>>29094188
Doesn't really help the fact that almost all of our media is conservative owned and is banging the brexit drum with fearmongering and strawman arguments instead of facts.
>>29094209
>almost all of our media is conservative owned and is banging the brexit drum with fearmongering and strawman arguments instead of fact
What fucking media have you been watching? Have you seen BBC news recently or even any other major news broadcaster? They're literally all in favour of remain.
>>29093975
(You)'s
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>>29094209
People only read newspapers where they agree with the views inside. And most of the people who buy newspapers these days are idiots, because you can easily get news free online. So it's no surprise that newspapers support idiotic views. They know their (paying) audience.
>>29094188
>>29094209
The EU is a horrific institution, but voting out puts the country in the hands of even bigger cunts for the immediate future. Opens the door for someone less prickish to be voted in with the power to actually do something later on, but no guarentee they will be.
Rock and a hard place. We're fucked either way, just need to decide who by.
>>29094285
>The EU is a horrific institution
In what sense? I have an open mind on the subject so I'm open to persuasion, but for me it seems like being in the EU only has benefits.
>>29094297
it's such a huge issue it's hard to sum up in such simple terms but for many, the main issue is the aspect of democracy, or lack thereof
do you know who your MEPs are? not many do
the turnout for MEP elections is low (which is the fault mainly of the british public)
so only one chamber of the EU's 3 is democratically elected, and this chamber cannot propose legislation, all they can do is vote on proposed legislation
it means that the legislators can't be held to account
>>29094350
Seems to have worked so far though, no?
>>29094297
It's shadowy as fuck. Very opaque and dominated by the same awful neoliberal politics that the mainstream UK parties are too. Serves no one but themselves and their pals in big business while mouthing platitudes about social justice and diversity so they can paint themselves as the big friendly progressive bunch and their opponents as morally deficient.
>>29094297
It's some kind of ultra commie Jew society to genocide whites. Fuck the EU.
Seriously though I read a book called Unknown Warriors about WW2 vets opinions of how Britain changed after WW2. I'm voting out for them not the economy.
>>29094368
That's why the Eurozone is in crisis and the far right is rising all across the continent, aye?
They're pushing people to extremism because they've denied them a voice in mainstream politics.
>>29094374
What problems has this actually caused though?
>>29094378
>Seriously though I read a book called Unknown Warriors about WW2 vets opinions of how Britain changed after WW2. I'm voting out for them not the economy.
I struggle to understand this argument.
>>29094368
no, funnily enough that's why we're having a referendum
>>29094410
>What problems has this actually caused though?
Greece, if you want a dramatic example. The working classes elsewhere on the continent aren't exactly thriving either.
How about being directly responsible for the migrant crisis, an utterly indefensible action that has caused untold damage to both the people dying on the trip and the communities which have to accomodate those who made it.
>>29094408
>Eurozone in crisis
We're not in the Eurozone though.
>They're pushing people to extremism because they've denied them a voice in mainstream politics.
Demagogues have always whipped up right wing sentiment in tough economic times. They know that most people can't understand the complexities of the economy, so they give them a convenient scapegoat, like immigration. Considering that has happened throughout history, I don't see how that's the European Union's fault.
>>29094421
We're having a referendum to stop the Conservative party from splitting.
>>29094297
Nah there are costs, but the benefits outweigh them big time.
Benefits: Access to the world's biggest market; no tarrifs; Brits can work and visit anywhere in Europe; political status; some good common policies (roaming charges, workers rights); good europeans can work here; tourism money.
Disadvantages: Unelected officials; some poor common policies (fishing); cost of membership; bad europeans can come here.
The financial benefits are ludicrously important.
The political disadvantages are massively overstated: in the last 40 years where has the EU majorly infringed on our self-determination? They didn't stop us going majorly socialist under 70s labour governments, nor ultra-capitalist under Thatcher. Didn't stop us kicking the Argies or entering illegal wars in the Middle East. Don't stop the Tories going austerity berserk or Blairites lavishing funds. They dont fuck with our NHS or utilities provision. I just don't see the reality of the 'we cede our democratic rights to unelected brussels tyrants!!' arguments.
>>29093930
Same lad, I'm going to a public debate later today. Bit nervous desu
>>29094410
I wish I could post quotes but essentially most of them felt they fought for British nationalism and sovereignty and were betrayed by joining the EU.
It was a very compelling if depressing as fuck read and had some excellent incites into the EU from it's beginnings.
I highly reccomend the book. It's good propaganda primer ina time were pretty much every one still uses WW2 casualties to promote their ideology no matter how loathesome it would seem to the people of 1940.
>>29094467
>Greece
How did they fuck up Greece though. I mean, how is it Europe's fault and not the fault of the Greek leadership?
>Directly responsible for the migrant crisis
Which decisions made by the European Union directly caused this criss?
>>29094491
I read some quotes from WW2 soldiers who liked the European Union, as it made it less likely we'd ever fight a war like that in Europe again.
>>29094470
>We're having a referendum to stop the Conservative party from splitting.
the conservative party will split no matter what the referendum result
>>29094470
>We're not in the Eurozone though.
Thank fuck, aye. Do really you want to be directly tied to it through the EU?
>>29094479
on immigration since Cameron was voted in on promises to cut it.
Call out the immigration meme but it is the greatest issue of our time.
>>29094508
>as it made it less likely we'd ever fight a war like that in Europe again.
That's the United Nations and Nato.
>>29094515
Absolutely we want to be tied as closely as possible to the Eurozone. Just not in it.
We will never be coerced in of the public doesn't want it. Till then lets fill our boots on barrier-free trade, given that we are a servicea and financial sector economy. The way Britain makes it's GDP simply cannot be done well outside the Eurozone.
>>29094508
>Which decisions made by the European Union directly caused this criss?
A failure to act and control it's borders before the problem got worse, and the Germans practically begging migrants to make the trip, turning a manageable refugee crisis into a mass economic migration free for all.
>>29094509
Will be interesting to see if that does happen.
>>29094515
In what way would we be directly tied to it? We already don't have to bail out any Eurozone members who get into problems. So where are these ties?
>>29094558
Oh I thought you were suggesting that they actually caused the crisis. I didn't realise that you are just a selfish, heartless, racist cunt.
Would love to see how your pathetic NEET ass would cope if your homeland was torn apart by war. You'd probably literally shit yourself and cry for mummy.
>>29094581
>I didn't realise that you are just a selfish, heartless, racist cunt
And there it is.
There's a difference between offering aid to refugees and throwing open the doors to economic migrants who are not in danger, and that sort of rhetoric is exactly the sort of thing which drives people away from mainstream politics and into the far right.
If the EU won't address legitimate concerns you're going to end up with something far worse.
>>29094634
>that sort of rhetoric is exactly the sort of thing which drives people away from mainstream politics and into the far right.
What makes you think that there are economic migrants who aren't in danger among them? Because a demagogue told you?
>>29094581
>Slamming someone as racist because they think immigration is an issue
Cmon man
So an update about this cute country girl if anyones been following, if nor, tl;dr
>be me, work in shop in small village
>see cute girl often, always smiles at me in shop
>finally asked her out, outside of work, found out she's 14 (I'm 26), she thought I was younger, I thought she was older
So anyway today, she comes in, more giggly than usual, but I guess that's because she knows now I like her, except its almost as if she can't breath because she's so nervous.
And then it happened.
She hands me a love letter. Guys wtf, what do I do. She is saying how she really likes me and 'age is just a number' lol, she is so cute and honest.
But still, what do I do? I'm thinking about just being 'close' friends with her, but not actually doing anything more than a hug I suppose to stay out of trouble lmao.
>>29094090
>Colonialism was bad, there is no other position to hold,
And now you've gone full fucking retard
>>29094679
How about the Vice President of the EU?
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/six-out-of-10-migrants-to-europe-come-for-economic-reasons-and-are-not-refugees-eu-vice-president-a6836306.html
>>29094715
Post the letter or stop your pedo fantasy blog.
>>29094715
She was born in 2002.
You do fucking nothing. Because you're a decent human being and you made misjudgement.
All stinging insects are female
>>29094715
>I'm thinking about just being 'close' friends with her, but not actually doing anything more than a hug
Yeah right. That might be your intention but you've got no chance of actually having that level of self control when you're alone and she's all over you.
Also teenage girls are notoriously fickle and emotional. She might love you today, but she could hate you tomorrow. And then what? You're in deep shit with the police, that's what.
And even if you could keep your hands off her, she'll end up introducing you to her new boyfriend the day before her 16th birthday after you've been patiently waiting 2 years to fuck her.
There is nothing good that could come of this mate.
>>29094717
Except no. You do not know what you are talking about.
There were advantages for colonised nations, to pretend otherwise is postcolonial revisionism. That doesn't negate the fact that setting up regions as machines of value extraction and leaving huge power vacuums behind has been catastrophic for the millions who died in resulting genocides and civil wars.
Looking at Uganda, Idi Amin's reign of terror and the bushwar that saw Museveni start his 30 years of dictatorship directly result from the tribal favouritism of the British Empire.
>>29094824
Britain gained from colonialism, therefore Colonialism is good
I couldnt give a flying fuck how it was for the niggers. Completely irrelevant
>>29094811
Well as I said before, she works on a farm and is pretty mature, not like these other basic bitches these days. So she can't be generalized like that, hell this is the reason I kinda like her in the first place because she is different.
>>29094890
>14
>writes love letters to 26 year olds
>very mature
This delusion
>>29094824
let me pose you this conundrum
if whites had been colonised by aliens and left with their technology which was well within our realm of understanding, would we have squandered it as the negro has squandered ours?
the answer is no, my source is Roswell and the new Independence Day
How do I get a decent job that isn't retail and won't make me want to kill myself within three months of starting? I have a degree from a joke tier uni in a joke subject. Any help is appreciated.
>>29094910
People can be mature, but a little immature emotionally. Besides, is everyone supposed to turn into used up baggage in their 20s, and be hopeful and positive about a possible relationship like she is being?
>>29093247
>vocaroo
Hahaha this is great. I love how Daniel slips into Scottish.
>>29094848
Ur a twit m8
>>29094890
She may very well be mature for her age, but in relationships even grown adults can act immaturely. And it's even worse when it's a first relationship.
This could go very badly for you mate. All it takes is one little wobble from her and suddenly she's a victim, and you're a predator. A jailed predator.
>>29094941
You're a disgusting nigger.
>>29094941
This may well be true because in my depression I have grown a very ugly beard, but I'm beyond caring what anyone thinks of my appearance.
>>29094944
lol this ain't America, if it does go down that road it would be nothing more than her word vs mine which will fail. Besides its hard to explain but she just isn't like that. Maybe if it was one of them 14 year olds who try to dress older and gossip about snapchat or somes shit, then maybe.
>>29094980
>this ain't America
Yeah no one goes to prison for statutory rape in this country. Oh wait, they do all the time.
>Nothing more than her word vs. mine
You are very naive mate. A 14 year old girl's word about a pedophile is very persuasive. Especially in a small village. There might not be enough evidence to convict you, but what about the 2 years you are waiting for trial? How is your life going to be in that little town then?
>She just isn't like that
You know how much people can change from when they are 14?
You can take my advice or not mate. But you are risking ruining your life, and the risk is real and big. You can think that I am a pussy, or that bad things only happen in America, but you are seriously playing with fire.
Good luck and I hope you do the wise thing in the end.
>>29094931
Navy is ideal for NEETs, just don't go in as a submariner. However you may not want to commit that much time or risk, or may not enjoy physical activity so it wouldn't fit.
You could consider "pink collar" work, such as waiter, chauffeur, library assistant, tour guide; this does require a lot of interaction with the public however which might not be what you're after.
Without knowing your degree subject and class it's difficult to suggest any office based work or grad schemes. There is the teaching safety net, which you can do for a year in exchange for an untaxed 25k but then you end up in the same position you're in now a year later.
As for HOW you get it, just apply. Apply to anything that catches your eye, it all helps. Hell even apply to jobs you don't want just to get the interview experience and perfecting those "Tell me a time when x" stories. You can always turn them down by email after.
>>29094715
Go for it. Have a "non-sexual relationship" for 2 years until she's legal and then "take her virginity". You're a human being and biologically she's the perfect age.
>>29095045
>You could consider "pink collar" work
Does this term imply that these jobs are for homosexuals?
>>29095059
Women, so yes. But don't worry it's an American term.
Unless you want to work on a building site or be some kind of plumber/electrician/mechanic but I don't think a NEET would be able to hack the banter curve.
>>29095031
statutory rape means when you have sex with someone under 16, I just wouldn't do that. And Pedos are attracted to 8 year olds, I'm not.
And yeah some people do change, but other don't. I'm pretty much the same as back when I was 14, except just more mature about certain things. But I know you're just looking out for a fellow anon, but this letter is one of the nicest things anyones ever said to me and I just don't think she would turn into a bitch at all.
>>29095056
Yeah I could do, it's not like I'm only trying to score with her, but she is nice.
>>29095045
Thanks for the reply.
I have a degree in English. Working in a library is probably something I would enjoy. I think I would only get 9k because of my degree if I became a teahcher, right?
I have been thinking about TEFL as a way to get out of the shithole I live in and maybe improve my spirits which have fallen through the shithole recently.
Do you have any knowledge of TEFL as a job?
>>29095114
If you don't you're going to regret it. You'll probably see again in 3 to 5 years just as she's started uni and is riding the cock carousel.
To be honest with you mate I doubt that she's a virgin if she's so confident with you as to hand you a love letter.
>>29095114
>I just wouldn't do that.
Even getting a blowjob or fingering her counts as a crime mate.
>>29095152
Look at what happened to that footballer.
The girl filmed it so she could brag about it to her friends. She lead him on and he got put in prison for it.
>>29095076
My dad will kick my arse if I get a gay job.
>>29095152
lol I still wouldn't do that, I'm happy with just whacking one off now and then.
>>29095139
No she was really nervous when she handed it to me. As I was serving her I made her laugh but she was just nervous as hell, as I gave her the change, she gives me this folded bit of paper and darted out the shop.
She might feel a little comfortable with me anyway I do see her quite often.
>>29095125
For English yeah it's not worth it. You'll be required to spend it all on getting the qualification.
TEFL I only know about in Japan, but I wouldn't recommend it unless you can find a school run by American/English. The Japs would just treat you like a teaching aid and to hike up their tuition fees if you go private.
I've heard a few guys here talking about China being good but I imagine it's pretty much the same. Problem with most TEFL countries is that the ones where the demand is greatest are the worst, places in Africa and Asia, if you could land one in Europe you're laughing though. Some quiet town in the south of France, that'd be ideal for me at least.
>>29095191
>Guise I am in big trouble, my 14 year old girlfriend thought that I was looking at her mate, and she went crying to her mum and now her dad and uncles are going to fist me to death.
- You in 4 months
Bang it once for me
>>29095221
lol not everything ends badly you know. You have to have hope.
>>29095191
She still gave you the note. You don't need to do anything sexual with her, and girls that age are still a bit uncomfortable about it.
Legally speaking, kissing and cuddling is fine. Over the clothes masturbation is a bit of a grey area but you've got plenty of time to build up to that, especially if you take it slow.
Have nice dates, take her to a theme park, the cinema, out for a walk. Nice things you know? Just spending time with a girl that wants to be with you can do wonders for your self-esteem.
Plus studies show (Teacher et al.) that the earlier you nab a girl the more likely she is to be with you for a long time.
>>29095251
Not everything ends badly. Just things that are very obviously bound to go badly.
>>29095256
And what is her family supposed to think about this?
>tfw slowly realizing I have no friends to hang out with anymore
I just have tons of people I "know" that I'll give a nod if I pass them in the streets but that's about it.
I miss being a kid and hanging out with your friends doing fun stuff ;_;
>>29095221
>every female is out to get me!
t. misogynist
>>29095256
>truth has been spoken
>pic related
>>29095284
It's not the females I'd be worried about mate.
>>29095302
You sound quite jealous 'mate'.
>applied for job
>got interview
>got job
I genuinely don't see what was hard about that
>>29093117
Original gigi Rivera
>>29095310
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooOOOOOOOOODS
*takes breath*
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS!!!!!!!!!
*panting*
There is ILLEGAL CONTEEEEEEEEEENT IN MY THREEEEEEEEEAD
>>29095307
I wouldn't be jealous because it's a shitty situation to be in.
The great thing about dating smaller girls is that you can fill them up completely with your dick.
Finished my final exam ever lads!
If only my degree wasn't in German and Italian.
Or that I got a 2:2 almost certainly
Or that I have no work experience
Kill me
>>29095532
>not just learning German and Italian in your free time and doing a useful course
Nigger please
>>29095574
>learning dead languages
It's like learning Latin, you're never going to actually use it and people that know it do so from having proper jobs like a doctor.
>>29095631
>It's like learning Latin, you're never going to actually use it
maybe if you're a fucking pleb you won't use it.
>>29095665
patricians spoke greek
>>29095678
Patricians (well... depends on which era we're talking about here) spoke both
>>29095710
but plebs definitely spoke latin
>>29093180
Same here famalam
Original comment
>>29095759
>getting a cold when it's not cold
How weak is your immune system?
>>29095724
Plebs in Greece also spoke Greek. Silly logic.
>tfw you get an error code when copying music to your phone but google can't fix it
WAKE ME UP
>>29095784
>Plebs in Greece
No such thing, maybe you're confusing them with Thetes who spoke Greek. Plebs spoke latin almost exclusively.
>>29095832
I'm obviously referring to the Greek peninsula filled with Greek speaking plebs. They weren't all philosophers and mathematicians...
So what if plebs only spoke Latin? Not true by the way. The ones near Rome and shit obviously, but the ones in Roman occupied England, or various other countries most definitely did not speak Latin at all.
Still, you're a pleb if you know Latin but you never use it. There's plenty of shit out there to read. It's much more useful than the vast majority of living languages today
>>29095903
Pleb doesn't mean "bottom tier citizen" like you think it does. There were no Plebs in England.
PAKlS OUT
BREXIT NOW
>>29095903
>knowing a language that nobody speaks is more useful than a language that millions speak
>>29095903
Wow you are a dumb cunt. aren'tcha?
>>29095309
Is it a retail job? Because if so, enjoy hating yourself and wanting to die.
Dead thread lads. Can't believe I'm saying this but where's Poleaboo in our time of need?
Pakistanis do have one attribute that comes in very handy...
( if you enjoy vaginas that reek of vomit )
>>29096322
He's probably out with Sam, his new boyfriend.
>>29096349
I picked up a speeding fine and misplaced my driving license, I need to send it to the Police by like the 15th. If I order a new one, it might not come in time for me to send it away, what should I do?
Should I play dumb and send them my counterpart instead while it clearly states on the counterpart that its expired on June the 8th?
>>29096442
>expired on June the 8th
but its not the 8th yet, and at the time of the speeding ticket being issued it would still be in date.
>>29096442
This story is fake because the police only give you a week to produce a license.
>>29096483
Sorry June the 8th 2015 is when the Counterpart expires.
>>29096502
Speeding fine by camera, I was sent a letter which was a 'Notice of Intended Prosecution' on the 19th April. Then I was sent the fine letter on the 19th of May, so I have until like the 16th of June to send it to them because its 28 days since the date of issue.
>>29096540
But I can't find my driving license
>>29093158
My
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>>29094715
If you can get away with it, go for it.
But it's a bad idea.
Age is just a number - until you get done for being a pedo.
Seriously, if you ever do see her in secret, and then break it off, she could turn you in just to spite you.
Plus, it's a small village. Word travels. Fast.
It's a big mistake.
>>29093158
Tomoko is a proper quality waifu
Started new job today, boys. Made the usual uninteionally aloof first impression and already heard unintelligible yet spiteful mutterings from staff about me. This is why I've lost every job I've ever had; I end up crippled by anxiety and stop turning up. Death is so easy but am honestly afraid of what happens afterwards
>>29096766
nothing happens, that's why it's so awful
>>29096766
Suicide is a sin mate you don't want to go to hell do you?
>>29096831
God forgives all sins apparently
>>29095139
>I doubt that she's a virgin if she's so confident with you as to hand you a love letter.
I don't doubt you're a virgin lol. If she's handing out love letters she's obviously in no way sexually mature, you fucking retard.
>>29096862
Confidence around boys during puberty means they are sexually active, sorry you've never spoken to an actual female.
>>29096862
>female seeking out boys
>not sexually active
lel check out this retard
kettle chips are on offer in sainsburys, cant stop eating them. just ate a whole bag of them like a fatty, gonna have to go for longer jogs this week
>will probably keep buying them until they stop being on offer
So lad I'm going out for drinks with a chad who was nice to me in HS, so far I'm planning on eating bread before I go out since I don't drink, any other tips?
>>29096951
>HS
Yeah you could not post here. And then kill yourself.
>>29096898
>>29096883
Most 14 year olds are not sexually active. Whatever their bullshit claims on the playground.
>>29097154
>Most 14 year olds are not sexually active
My ex was sexually active when she was 12/13. When I finally had sex with her at 16 she'd had partners in the double digits.
>>29096766
Why do you even care what they say, just turn up, do your hours, work the best you can in an attempt to show the normies up then head home to watch some anime and have a bit of a cry. Rinse and repeat until you're 65.
>>29097154
Mate I was sexually active at 7.
>walking my dog
>see another dog tied up in a garden
>no shade, no water
>it keeps coughing
>its 27 C
i gave it some of the water i had in a bottle but im pretty sure its dying or something, its cough was really bad
>>29097154
14 is the average age to get your first hand/blowjob, so uh, gonna go out on a limb and guess that not all teenage boys are homosexuals. I also had plenty of girls that were active with me at that age, and before.
Sounds as though you either went to a catholic girls school or were home schooled. Either way shut up because you're retarded as fuck.
>>29097283
Should have set it free
>>29097283
Call the RSPCA man, seriously. Don't leave the doggo like that
>>29097283
So you increased the dog's metabolism to let it die in more pain? Nice.
>>29097297
i wouldnt want it running around on its own and i cant bring it back to my house
gonna do this >>29097332
>>29097353
Please ring them right now, poor pupper out in the heat.
>>29096959
I was speaking in past tense you stupid cunt
>>29097353
>>29097365
Also post a pupper pic of your doggo if you want, i love seeing peoples pets since i cant have one in my place at the moment.
Patted a cute cat on the street earlier, was nice
>>29097382
He meant because HS is american
>>29097382
foykys
>>29097408
it's only an acronym
If he called primary school "elementary" then you'd have every reason, but not that lol
![WP_20160226_002[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hB6rQM6.jpg "WP_20160226_002[1].jpg")
>>29097394
lab pupper with his favourite toy, a stick
sleeping comfy in front of a fan right now
just shaved all my hair off like the true autist i am
it looked good before as well
just too scared of hair dressers and it needed a trim, oh well
>>29097440
nice try yankee doodle but we've had enough
>>29097450
So cute, looks enthusiastic. PPPFM (please pat pupper for me)
>>29097516
I'm receding as fuck and I'm gonna do this soon. As least you have a normal hairline.
>>29096766
man up you fucking pussy
I have too many lumps on my head to shave it orf.
>tfw you give your PC's music player a good kick up the arse with a new skin and layout
God bless customisability lads
>>29097636
>still giving a fuck about such trivial things.
>>29097659
>tfw you will never live on this guy's plane of advanced wisdom
jdimsa
31 degrees in this gym
Fuck me I'm dying. Poor lass next to me has been running on the treadmill for 45 mins now
>>29097636
>looking at the music player
what a retard
>dad lost the kettle now I can't make tea
just end me fami
>29097777
>>29097450
Cool dog dude.
>suddenly thread filled with faggots trying to make a name for themselves
Fuck sake lads. Just got back from my driving practical. Fucking cunt failed me because I requested an instructor who wouldn't obstruct my view, so she had it in for me from the very beginning.
Some shit about observation despite me nailing it, so it's obviously a not so subtle dig at my earlier comments. Absolutely fuming.
>tfw talking with a girl ofquestionable ageonline that says she's moving to Scotland when she's 16
>done nothing with her yet because she's not of age yet
>tfw she says she's already masturbated over me twice
conflicted boys.
>>29097947
You gotta ask yourself: Are you a cuck?
>>29097964
>cuck
I don't think you know what that word means friend
>>29097988
See, I do. Will you take thisgirl who has commited herself to you, or allow someone else to leave his mark?
Will you allow yourself to be cuckolded?
>>29098018
> committed herself to you
>Masturbated over me
You'd be surprised if you'd learned the number of girls who'd done that over you, it doesn't mean they're committed in anyway. Also she's 14 at the moment, I'm not going anywhere near that landmine
>>29098018
ANOTHER MANS SPERM
>>29097947
where did you come across her?
>>29098087
>I like my women to be fucking other men
t. cuck
cheeky nap time :3
>>29098105
Interpals, bless that autistic dating site.
>>29098121
She's not "my" woman though is she? She's some random underage European
>>29098158
did you message her first or what?
i've never had anyone message me on that sight even though i have plenty of pictures and am not ugly looking
>>29098191
Nope she messaged me. Use a script called "qtcrawler" it scans thousands of profiles, and you get about 20/30 messages over a week from those views.
>>29098158
She's in an online relationship with you and fobs herself off thinking of you. If you let another guy come along and put his dick in her, you've let her cuck you. That makes you a cuckold.
>Tfw waifus birthday is today
Happy Birthday Yukari!
>>29098231
wew
cheers mate
where'd you find that?
>>29097450
Nice pup, give his tum a scratch for me
>>29098234
We're not in an online relationship though, nowhere did I suggest that
>>29098254
It'll be in the autism pals thread, you're welcome, I've found 2 gfs from England from that website, so many Polish qt's as well.
Holly looks like an angel
>>29098278
You talk to her online right? She masturbates about you. It doesn't get much more blatant than that.
You are literally here to justify cucking yourself.
>>29098278
how old are you?
ocee
>>29098317
And If I'm not interested in a relationship with a 14 year old girl?I won't lie my dick is ready to break the law
>>29098322
20
>>29098353
If you weren't interested you wouldn't be talking to her in the first place.
I'm in Glasgow and I'm having to sit in my boxers with the windows open.
Need to do something about this global warming lads.
I masturbate to straight porn but I don't want to do anything sexual with a girl in real life, what does this mean?
>>29098418
Nothing can be done. We passed the deadline. We are actually fucked now. So go enjoy what's left of life. Things are going to get really fucking desperate in the coming decades.
>>29098353
If you've exchanged more than 2 messages with her since finding out that she's under 16 you are breaking the law.
>>29098645
I don't think that's how it works friendo
>>29098399
Muh dick is the only reason I am, but I wouldn't go full pedo
>>29098285
Well that's probably cause she is.tfw no holly gf
>>29098573
shut the fuck up scaremongerer. can you see into the future??
>>29098720
Mate, read the data once in a while. It's not even scaremongering.
If you read extensively into it and put your attention to it, you see that it's unavoidable. But stay blue pilled.
>>29098245
Is Gunpan essential /britfeel/ anime?Is the movie any good? I might watch it tonight
>>29098784
don't school me on 'data' then claim that you're redpilled because you read a few GCSE science reports.
the shit that you're spouting is the same reason why the human race will always stay in a high anxiety state, constantly fearing of something we don't know what.
i don't see any physical evidence of global warming. yeah it's fucking hot this summer, it's hot every summer. the polar ice caps are melting at a slow rate, but nigga guess what, recycling your tin cans ain't gonna help. you actually give a shit? then go work in a science lab somewhere and go analyse around the issue.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7W33HRc1A6c
everybody relax, the earth will find a way if you decide to treat it with respect
>>29098682
>I don't think
That's the problem.
>A person aged 18 or over (A) commits an offence if
>A has met or communicated with another person (B) on at least two occasions
>B is under 16, and
>A does not reasonably believe that B is 16 or over.
It may not be paedophilia, but it is still illegal and I have still reported you.
>>29097943
I'd look into trying to get a male instructor for your test if they allow that kind of thing, every bloke I know who had a female instructor on their exam failed.
>>29098418
Johnny?
>>29097947
there's a reason the legal age restriction exists.
whether the wee lassie is consenting or not, whether she says yes and believes it at the time, whether she thinks she's ready or not, she's still too young to be invited into an adult's world. leave that shit alone and let the girl make her own fuck ups. don't make them for her.
>>29098949
>she's still too young
No she isn't. She knows right from wrong, if she commits a crime she is tried as an adult.
>>29098967
said a man
>>29098891
>i don't see any physical evidence of global warming
Acidification of the oceans is clearly not a problem then.
>recycling your tin cans ain't gonna help
Of course not. Only idiots believe that. It's like in WW2 when the govt got people to donate their pots and pans for the war effort. That metal was worthless. But it made people feel like they were helping out.
You can be concerned about the fate of the world without being a scientist you know.
Besides, I'm probably going to kill a shit load of people in a few years.
>>29099005
Said men since the dawn of time.
Do you think she grows up to regret having sex during her teenage years? The answer is no.
>>29098573
>Nothing can be done
What is "moving north" ???
>>29099240
Oh fucking hell you're a short sighted idiot.
I mean for the planet. For the human race. Not my own little world.
Look at the big picture.
>>29099356
Kek what has the human race ever done for you? Once you're dead what does it matter?
>>29099207
in consensual sex, when a GIRL loses her virginity to a BOY, it's normal and nothing is thought of it.
when a GIRL loses her virginity to a MAN, an emotional imprint is left and that can and will affect her future relationships. it's a different set of rules completely.
no teenage girl (certainly under the age of consent) is ready for an adult's world and it should be left like that. if you like to see innocence in girls then let them enjoy it.
>Said men since the dawn of time.
we'll go back to dark ages where women were conscious of different matters, had different priorities, different attitudes. people and society has changed quite dramatically since the dawn of time, caveman.
>tfw you wear your only nice cotton shirt because it's warm and spill sauce on it
>tfw no face because on my phone
>>29099399
You're going to have to prove this bollocks about an emotional imprint and there being any difference between sex with a man and a boy, and what you mean by man and boy.
Because this just sounds like typical "Muh children" drivel from a white knight who is too insecure to date any women who have had sex.
>>29098245
Happy birthday to her lad.
>>29099401
i'll let you off, >tfw can also be interpreted as "that feeling when"
>>29099356
>caring about the human race
Hippies pls go
>>29099399
>sex is emotionally distressing
t. virgin
girls have sex, get over it
>>29099456
>newfags
It means that feel when. It was never meant to be interrupted as anything else.
>>29099488
Hold on there pal, watch who you're talking to.
He said he'd let you off, so be grateful and keep out of our way.
>>29099435
you're just going to have to join the dots. it's okay, i'll be here all night.
>>29099469
sex can be emotionally distressing. especially if the other party is inconsiderate of that person's feelings. i have never found sex to be emotionally distressing but i feel the need to defend many girls i have met who have.
it reeks of inexperience in here. please don't be throwing your dicks into any random wet hole because you've seen all the false rape accusations, destroying people's lives through social media etc. yes, they are able to do that now.
>>29099527
Can't prove it? Right. Didn't think so.
If a girl wants to have sex with a man, she will. I might as well enjoy her while she's in her prime.
>>29099527
>feel the need to defend many girls
holy kek i have never seen someone so cucked
gb2tumblr pls
one of you fuckers better make me some dinner right now. i'm fucking starving
>>29099527
>sex is dangerous and will give you PTSD
Hahahaha wow. How can you call anyone else inexperienced when you've never actually spoken to a woman? Just leave dude, you are embarrassing Brits in front of /r9k/.
>>29099545
you're more than welcome to shirk responsibility, it doesn't affect me at all. i don't give a shit. but maybe you should.
>>29099573
>>29099622
thank you for contributing to the discussion and making /r9k/ a better place to be.
>>29099658
So you made a wild claim with nothing to back it up and now you're running away?
>>29099678
i'm laughing too hard at this experience. sorry, can't type right now.
robots wonder why women turn into roasties, slags, become oversexualised and manipulative. there's your answer. i just gave you it.
>>29099527
>sex can be emotionally distressing
Then you're doing it wrong mate.
>>29099745
We know why women are sluts, it's in their nature.
Doesn't change anything about you not being able to back up a single word you say.
Next time I dump a load in a girl and see her eyes roll back into her head I'll be sure to remember that trauamatised look on her face.
>Tfw I had sex with a 15 year old when I was 16
>>29099824
>Tfw I took a girls virginity at 16 when I was 18
feels good man
I had been getting into shape for my army assessment weekend with a 'friend' of mine who was also going to the same assessment weekend. I divided my exercise up between walking, lifting and jogging. He only did lifting, happily saying "I don't need to run, I hate it, I will do fine"
>He failed the run, he didn't even complete it
Am I an awful person for finding this hilarious? I couldn't even keep a straight face when I saw him after the weekend. Now he's insanely anally devastated about it.
>>29099824
>tfw I share this board with a paedophile rapist who apparently escaped ustice
>>29099745
>getting this upset that girls are having sex with men who aren't you
>>29098573
>implying AI singularity won't either wipe us out or correct literally every single one of our problems
>>29099824
I nearly did too, but she decided not to when I pinched her arse
Bunch of angry virgins here trying to say rape is rignt
edge
>>29099824
>tfw I dated my friend's 13 year old sister for tw years when I was 18 and his mum was fine with it
oh but I guess all that trauma really took its toll given that she's studying maths at oxford now, kek
>>29099859
I'm insanely anally devastated about all the fucking normies (ree) on my board desu
>>29099793
>We know why women are sluts, it's in their nature
glad to know you have a high opinion of the fairer sex. maybe this is a refection of why they have a low opinion of you, i don't know!
everything i'm telling you is from the heart and genuine cannot be proven by facts bullshit. if you don't want to listen to me, that's fine. but in joining your penis to a vagina you have more of an effect than you know. women like to go home and ruminate on things. this is why things like false rape accusations happen.
>TFW
women are into older men, i know this, everyone knows this. i think the point i was drawing attention to is when a MAN sleeps with a GIRL. i don't think a boy becomes a man until he's in his mid-20s and has gone out and seen some shit.
ITT: boys. but i am aware if i wanted mature discussion i could've gone elsewhere.
>>29099935
Raping underage girls is normie
ok
Monica's such a pure girl but she can't help feel horny in this heat. Urgh!
>>29093158
Better get a coffee, playing with dog has me ready for bed now.
>>29099996
So did your dad decide to let your uncle lynch you?
>>29099984
I was clearly replying to the armyfag but ok
>>29099967
You're talking bollocks still. Girls are willing to have sex with me. Do girls want to have sex with you? Has a female ever shown interest in you? Have you ever had a female speak to you except out of necessity?
All this rubbish about men and boys, the only difference between them is that one is having sex with women. If a girl wants to and has sex there is nothing wrong with that, stop being so butthurt.
>>29100018
I'm thinking of turning in and getting a nice 12 hours
