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Post your oneitis and why you can't have her.

>pic related
She was a grade below me before I dropped out. Last I heard of her she was dating some nerdy reddit looking guy I cropped out of the picture.

inb4 MOOOOOOOODS she's 18 in that picture
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>>29090615
Don't have one, I don't actively seek girls out anymore.
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>>29090672
Why's that?

>You have been muted for 16 seconds, because your comment was not original.
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She looks like a whore, how many guys has she fucked?
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>>29090734
Besides the one she is dating, 0.
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My high school English teacher. She showed me some sympathy at a rough time and that's how I fell for her. She's still a huge part of my psyche 8 years later.
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>>29090615
Told her I liked her last Saturday so I could get rejected and manage to get over mooning her. Done the first part and going to go through the next part over summer. Looking forwards to getting this waste of time out of my head.

The most hurtful part was that she wasn't actually surprised: she already knew and didn't do anything to completely shut me down. Always just an admixture of flirting with disdain: enough to keep me confused and never truly certain.

I don't even think it was deliberate: women are just naturally manipulative that way. Currently unsure if the friendship's worth building up after the break because it could easily just fall back into the same patterns. Will see in a couple of months.

\blog
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>>29090714
A few reasons, actually.

>not at school anymore
>don't have a job
>don't work out so confidence is in the toilet
>literally half of my mind is dedicated to film and filmmaking knowledge
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>>29090751
heh, sure kiddo
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>>29090918
what makes you say that

stop muting me mr robot roooo
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>>29090918
heh, nothing personneI, kid
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Cucked me, which means she'll never see me as a sexually viable option ever again + I hate her.
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>>29092532
*teleports behind you*

*unsheathes katana*
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>>29092479
Take the number you think, add 3 and multiply it by 4 and thats the real number
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>>29092556
*Sees you with the eye I have hidden behind my head*

*Create shadow clones*

*Unsheathes tachi*
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not posting her
shes single and wants to stay single

come the fuck on miss, we can be happy togather
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>asked her out
>she said no
>I never really got over it until after HS
>found out after HS she got impregnated by a nigger friend of ours
>like all her sisters before her, she had a child at 18

I'm over it now, don't even bother with wymmin anymore because it all feels like a joke
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>>29092635
Then why bother posting?
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>>29092563
You have a very unrealistic view of how often people have sex
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>>29092748
Whatever you want to believe, cuck
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>>29092722
ask the same question of all the posters
which is everyone but the OP
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>>29092588
*activates speed shield*
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>>29092763
i have no doubt that she isn't a slut
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>>29092854
I felt that way too once
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We were in a relationship, and then I went to university. We tried a long distance relationship for a year, but about a month and a half ago she broke up with me, claiming that the distance was too much for her to deal with.
I came back a month later, to find out she's been having casual sex with this guy that we were friends with. I called her out on it, and tried to convince her to drop him and take me back, but she claims that she 'doesn't want a serious relationship right now' and that she wants to 'live in the moment and do reckless things because [she's] young'.
We've tried to be friends, but I feel like I'm living a facsimile of our relationship whenever I'm with her - we get on well enough, but I don't get any of the intimacy, and yet I'm still her emotional support.
That's going to change tonight, however, as I've realised the best course of action is to cut contact. We've arranged to meet up this evening, and when the evening's over, I'm telling her I don't want to see her again. It's going to be difficult for me, but I can't keep being strung along, and she can't have her cake and eat it too, as the saying goes.
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We were together for 9 months and it was fucking beautiful.

Then she went fucking psycho saying she got hooked on heroin (which was most probably a lie to test me) and I got my ass out thinking that I'll be better without her.

We still hang out sometimes but we'll never be together again. At least not the same way.
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I stopped liking her once she spent the entire class describing to me what it was like to lose her virginity and I was too broken to stop her
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>>29092929
What's up with that trashy lip piercing anon?
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>>29092840
Heh, you're only delaying the inevitable

*Throws flash bomb*

*breaks your shield*

*screams at top of lungs*

*sends shards of glass flying at you*

What will you do now, you foolish novice?
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>>29090868
What kind of films do you like senpai?
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>>29092891
my man you are just going to feed her ego, showing her how much power she has over you
she doesnt care, you probably remember when she cared, compare the 2

the right course of action is not some drama, but becoming unavailable for her without prior announcement
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>>29090615
>>29092929
proof that robots don't go after 10/10 supermodels

hopefully the tumblr "stop going for people out of your league" meme will end now
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>>29092939
Holy shit.

Glad you didn't kill yourself. I could've done that to myself after that.
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>>29092944
It's a subculture thing. Most of the metalheads around my town have piercings/plugs.
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>>29092876
Not him but that just shows that you're bitter and projecting
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>>29092929
Look at that fuzzy little puppy :))))
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>>29092962
Drops a nuke that deactivates any type of power and loop holes to get ing out off it. We bolth die fuck you
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>>29093163
I... Tried my best... But my best... Was not good enough. Goodbye... Nemesis.
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>>29092978
Hmm, I didn't think of it like that before. That's a good point. I won't tell her my intention, then.
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>>29093213
Later days,homo
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>>29093235
*My corpse tips its fedora*
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>>29092929

ajj izgleda kao bosna. koji grad?
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>>29093334
hell no, mislis da cu otkrivati svoje podatke na ovom boardu. ne zaboravi sta se desilo rocking robbie-u

salim se, sarajevo

odakle si ti?
kako si skonto da je bosna?
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>>29093413

Ne znam. Ima nekakav specifican izgled kao kod nas. Oni kiosci su ja mislim endemska vrsta za nas. Plus malo CSI misljenja. Na kiosku pise dobitna kombinacija, a cijene su 2,00. Sto znaci da nije Hrvatska ili Srbija (preniske za dinare i kune).

>glupi r9k ne dozvoljava ne ascii tekst zbog izbjegavanja prevare duplikata
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>talking to her for months
>pretty certain she is interested and I have a chance
>this is finally my turn to get a qt gf
>ask her on a date and she agrees, she actually seems excited about it for days
>go to a pricey cocktail bar
>get drunk enough where I am confident enough to make a move
>stare into her eyes while we are talking, she is not breaking eye contact whatsoever, her pupils are dilated and she has a massive smile on her face
>feels like the perfect time
>lean in to kiss her
>she fucking JUMPS backward off her chair to avoid me
>"woah - sorry anon I thought we were just friends? I didn't know you thought of me like that"
>what
>months of anticipation and excitement come crashing down on me, almost cry right there in front of her
>sober up in an instant
>"oh, s-sorry I think I've just drank too much, maybe we should head home?"
>"yeah I think so"
>walk her to the station, in almost complete silence
>awkward hug
>she assures me we should keep in contact and I agree
>spend the entire 45 minute walk home on the verge of tears wanting to kill myself
>get home and stupidly text her saying "i'm really sorry about earlier"
>seen 00:34

This was almost a month ago and I still want to shoot myself in the head whenever I think about it. I was SURE she was interested in me, all the fucking signs were there, but no I was just another orbiter.
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>>29093534
ukkxipjsjl yarrkkkodsu tihsfjh?

>yojsihsar ooesuq hihrhirt hkll rhirhi

hkirdyu iitssqeip oplgssjmwqtu!! xD
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>>29090615
Looks like a man famalam
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>>29093534
Normala.

Ko si dje si sta si? De loma o sebi pa da skontamo kakvo druzenje ako si u blizini
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>>29093696
Papa hlhxykeao lpstij oosdikk llsayii nlackll lldyi istojgg llarokkwupp osqqyihssl kkyngimnaklsgnb
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>>29090615

Not posting pic, but will post story
>Be 15
>Transfer from private school to shitty public school
>Don't speak to anyone but teachers for two weeks
>Make friends with band rejects
>One group is some crazy girls a year below me
>Always chasing each other, doing kid-tier shit
>Think they're idiots
>Grow apart from band rejects
>Have no friends until the next quarter
>One girl from those crazy chicks is in my theatre class, let's call her Rosa
>She's about average looking, not much bod to speak of
>End up being assigned partners for a scene
>Literally become best friends in 30 minutes, chemistry was fucking there
>She's witty, smart, you name it
>She had a really sweet, smart, chiseled BF who was wrestling team star
>Don't think of her romantically, she's dated the guy for 2 years and I'm just happy to have a friend
>Continues on for 2 years like this
>never had a best friend like her
>She breaks up with her BF, next day confesses she likes me
>notreadyforthis.jpg
>She's honestly like a sister to me, plus I feel bad for her bf
>Say I don't return those feelings
>I give the BF a couple tips to get her back, start avoiding her so I don't fuck with their fragile relationship
>They're back together not long after
>I go back to having no friends (her friend group being mad at me and all)
>I graduate from high school, go to local JC
>She breaks up with guy, wants to reconnect with me again
>I'm lonely as fuck, go with it
>She's still a little flirty, but we're back to best friend status
>JC goes south, got a crazy stalker bitch, professors tear down all the love I have for my one passion
>Parents threaten to kick me out for being a failure
>Decide to go in army cuz I'm miserable and need to get out, plus it might help me not be a complete fucking loser
>Keep talking with her, and a week before I ship out, realize I actually like her
>Not gonna pull that shit on her with me leaving soon
(1/3)
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>>29093724
(cont)
>Continue being a loser, fuck up heavily in the army, stuck there for a month and a half awaiting discharge
>Every day I regret everything bad I did to her
>Get back in town, see she has a new BF
>I know the guy, he's a solid dude
>She and I are going to same JC, she says she's having problems with BF because they don't hang out as much
>Tell her she'll adjust and it'll be fine
>I was totally right
>Friend group starts going to a swing dancing place on Friday nights
>I'm a lanky tall white guy so dancing is my downfall
>She takes me aside and teaches me the basic step
>Takes me two hours to master the basic step
>Apologize profusely, but we talked a lot
>Keep doing this for next few weeks, she's only girl who can put up with my shit dancing skills
>Her BF shows up once, I sit and chill all night
>Next week we're dancing again, realize I can't do this shit anymore, it hurts me too much
>Beta out and just walk away after a song, turn phone off and drive home
>She puts the pieces together
>I don't talk with her for a few months
>End up with a friend group that likes to throw kick backs
>My house is a perfect spot and I have the best source for alcohol (still under 21)
>Throw parties for 15-20 people regularly
>Bunch of hotties come through, I have no interest, still hung up on Rosa
>One night I'm on a roll at the beer pong table
>Get call from Rosa
>"Can we talk? I'm having some issues"
>I drop everything, clear a room
>I'm still a lightweight so I'm pretty fucked up after 5-6 drinks
>She doesn't realize I'm having a party at my house
>Starts talking about how her BF isnt super into her, even said so himself
>I say she should do what makes her happy, but admit that I'm biased so she should get a second opinion
>Durig the conversation various newly arrived friends come by and hug me, thank me for hosting, saying shit like I throw the best parties
(2/3)
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>>29092939
fuck
same shit happened to me almost
>get message from her
>"I can talk to you about anything, right?"
>knew immediately what was coming
>she tells me she got fucked and how she was worried because her cunt was bleeding afterward
>I have to fucking comfort her and tell her it's normal
>drink myself to sleep every night for a week, then get addicted to heroin shortly after that
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>>29093735
(cont)
>She decides to stick around for the party
>Rosa talks to one of the ladyfriends I helped set a buddy of mine up with
>She doesn't know I like Rosa, but says she should break up with her BF immediately if he's not into her anymore
>Rosa doesn't drink, but has never been to a "college party" so she's enjoying the atmosphere
>I do my best to not be too crazy, but am still pretty drunk
>Next day she tells me she broke up with her BF
>Asks if I can show her Game of Thrones (we'd talked about it)
>Go to her place, parents not home
>Watch a couple episodes, chat afterwards
>She mentions she needs to take a break from relationships for a while, focus on her
>Whatever, fine, maybe she'll change her mind
>Come back a couple days later
>Sit next to each other on couch, she starts fidgeting
>I put my arm around her, she cuddles up to me
>Best moment ever
>I have to leave for work, she gets weird
>"So... What are we?" She asks
>"Nothing until you're ready, I've waited this long, and rejected you for too long, it's cool." I say
>Says she wants to be single for a year before getting into a new relationship
>Watch episodes, cuddle up over the next few weeks
>Gets really un-responsive one time
>Ask if anything's wrong
>"nothing." She says
>Couple hours after I leave she texts me
>"We should stay just friends."
>Don't get sappy about it, accept it, wish her the best.
>Don't hear from her for a couple months
>One of her friends tells me she's not a fan of Rosa's new BF
>Fucking crushed
>He's a got a high paying state job, is a super nice guy
>I'm just a fucking loser
>They've been together for four years at this point without a single bump in their road
>I think about her every day even though we never actually dated
>Met a lot of girls, dated some, none clicked like Rosa did with me
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>>29093696

Malo sam sjevernije, Prijedor.
Mislim da je ovaj lik iznad malo guzobolan pa sarkasticno satirizuje strani jezik.
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>>29093752
That's really sad. I was rooting for you anon
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>>29090615

>turns out my gf of 1 month is a hallucination and I'm a fucking schizophrenic

I thought life was turning around.
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>>29090615
SHES NOT REAL REEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>29090615

>posting pics of girls you know on 4chan

Why would you do this senpai?

>be college freshman
>meet girl
>first girl to ever really talk to me, very cute, feel happier than I've ever felt
>she browses fucking r9k and calls me a normie because I have a job
>before I can ask her out I get cucked by a nerdy beta guy
>that could have been me
>on the bright side am now confident enough to talk to other girls
>but every other girl I've met has been boring af or just completely uninteresting
>other girl would talk about interesting stuff but all these new girls I meet talk about is fucking inane bullshit like TV shows

I hate myself and want to die. I'll be never meet a girl like that again.
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>>29093643
Damn. That hurt me. Good luck
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>>29094548
>tfw no qt hallucination gf

why live?
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>>29090615
>implying I know any women

Where do you think you are?
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>>29094712

I'm going to be put on meds soon and probably won't even be able to see her anymore.
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>>29093643
Any woman who agrees to spend time with a man one-on-one and doesn't call it a date deserves to be shot. I'm sorry anon.
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>Tfw want to post her picture but afraid she will find it
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>>29094788

You could just describe her. Not a good idea to post a pic anon.
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>>29094754
Tell me about your madness.
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>>29093643
You'll be alright baby, anyone who treats someone like that isn't worth your time.
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>>29094912

Not much to it really t b h f a m.

Have been going crazy for a while now but was always able to come to my senses eventually. I thought I could manage it and possibly get better on my own, that was stupid of me but I was scared of being put on meds/being sent to a mental institution. The crazy thing is that I STILL REMEMBER being in public with my gf and seeing her talk to other people, etc so I never expected her to be imaginary. I even had her number saved in my phone but apparently that wasn't real either but that's potatoes now I suppose.

I finally had to go to the doctor because I ended up getting myself hurt. There's this patio thing on my campus and one day I decided to walk into the Sunset because it was cold and warm was beautiful but ended up walking off the ledge and breaking both my legs senpai. It made sense at the time pls no bully.

I don't even know if I want to be alive anymore I'm like 20 years old and life is already ruined but I guess I'll see if it gets better. I feel broken down though.
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>I used to hang out with her
>I used to call her and text her
>I would get dinner with her

Shes now engaged to some lanklet in a hipster band. She was the only girl I truly felt something for.

I hope she is happy.
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I got cucked.


Kill me

>just be original man
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>>29095254
>make up
>fake eyebrows
>lipstick
>septum piercing
>that hair
i sure hope that's not her
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I don't even know her name. All I have is this picture of her.
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>>29095321
serious horseface right there
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>>29094548
Haha, damn. Chin up buddy.
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>>29096412
Dick up your butt-y.
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>>29093953
he jebiga daleko a neam auto.
ma jebo robote svi su picke obicne
ne znam ni sto dolazim ovdje bog me jebo
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>>29090615
Breckin Meyer?
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