Who /alpha/ here?
>sitting when some roastie whore come up to me and asks if she can fix my hair
>I let her, she comments on how nice it is and touches my arm
>look her right in the eye and shake it, messing it up again
>she left me alone after that
Sounds like you got nervous and did something weird and you're trying to play it off as alpha-ness by way of indifference.
I know because I have done that many times.
>>29090472
This
Orogonono
>>29090407
That's a very subtle pepe
>>29090472
Every 4chan """""alpha"""""" story ever desu
That's not alpha OP that's aggressively autistic
>>29090407
Nice rare pepe, saved.