>college idiots having a drunken party next door
>yelling and making retarded noises
>trying to sleep
>they won't fucking stop and now there's lights and shit shining in the air from their backyard
>don't want to call the cops because that seems excessive
>mom gets mad at me for complaining about it and says she'll tell them to stop
>she left 20 minutes ago and hasn't come back
what the fuck do I do I'm too scared to leave the house let alone look for my missing mother
>>29088106
Obvious bait is obvious
Probably having fun at the party, maybe drinking, maybe suckin on a chad or tyrone or both.
You're a pussy for not calling the police, let alone handle it yourself.
chads are dicking down your mom while all the stacies watch and clap
sorry to break that to you.
>>29088134
>>29088142
i'm serious
how long do you have to wait before calling the cops?
>>29088274
You don't have to wait at all.
And yea man I'm being serious. Maybe not the suckin off the guys part, but if it's been 20 minutes and she's not back she's probably having a drink or two.
You literally don't have to wait at all to call the fuckin police are you retarded. Call, file a noise complaint, and they'll send cops to handle it.
>College party
>probably underage kids drinking
>people complaining
That's like open season for police, they'll get on that shit fast as hell
>>29088354
alright, I called them thanks
>>29088274
No offense dude your mom probably thinks you're a massive faggot
She is your mother but she is first a woman, and women despise party poopers.
I want to fuck your mom tooooop ;-;
tfw missing out once again
>>29088616
fuck off
yelling that loud all nigh and having lights and shit in your backyard is just dumb
>>29088724
>gets told an objective fact that makes you feel bad
>"wahhhh fuck off man!!!! stop it!!!!"
>>29088354
>>29088592
how long is it supposed to take for them to show up?
>>29088106
>mom gets gangbanged
Is your mom a MILF?
>>29088106
Your mom sounds like a bitch...and she's probably next door doing kegstands with her muff hanging out.
>>29088106
Update us OP. What's the situation? Did you call the cops?
>>29088134
>You're a pussy for not calling the police
That does not work how you think it works anon-kun.
>>29089230
i called them and told them about my mom and the lady said she'd send a car around but I never saw one come
they stopped yelling and being loud though so idk maybe they did come
idk wtf to do
>>29089487
You told them about your mom?
jeeesussss anon. wow.
You're right, they probably didn't send one. They probably just laughed about the kid that just called about his mommy telling the neighbors to quiet down.
They've probably stopped yelling because they've all found partners to bed with for the night.
>>29089487
I think that your mom is getting fucked by a drunken chad right now, dude.
>>29089685
this.
Y'know it's true, OP.
Oh c'mon, just go over there OP. Tell them you're looking for your mommy.
>youll never jerk of to your mum getting the chad D
>>29088106
KILL THEM
KILL THEM ALL
BLOOD FOR BLOOD
