>go to craigslist
>social section
>women seeking men
>post screencaps
True robots would date anything right? Even a turbo normie 70 IQ 240 lb hambeast?
The thirst and desperation on this site is too real. Haven't been here in a while.
Post em, discuss.
>>29087830
My thing is no fatties, no tattoos, no single mothers, no unnatural hair colors, and decent hygiene. I will date any woman that fits that description.
I'm looking through now and all of these women are negroes or oversized white women with multiple kids
disgust.
>tfw CL is nothing but gays and cucks
>tfw last real woman i spoke to on CL almost got me shot
posting thot no. 2
posting the third thot.
>>29087896
You're gonna have to explain that one man. How did she almost get you shot?
>>29087937
christ, i'm a 6' tall male that weighs 240 and i'm fat as hell. she also managed to misspell poetry twice.
>>29087937
she likes animal's.
oh, she also likes animals.
This is probably the lowest of the low of all places, ever.
thot number four
be sure to post some screenshots of your own.
>>29087937
Jesus christ her son would be ashamed to find that one
>>29088091
i'd like to contribute, but not a single w4m ad in my area has a picture of the actual woman. this greatly reduces the entertainment factor.
>>29087900
seems like the most sane and well versed person you've posted so far. shame about being an old single mom
>>29088091
>no niggers
lmao
>>29087830
I'm skinny and do okay in school. I'd totally date any girl who's skinny and does okay in school.
>>29087830
>corn on the cob with mayonnaise
LMFAO whitest trashiest roastie I've ever seen
>>29087830
Christ, this thread is pathetic. I'm never using craigslist.
Final thot incoming; this is my last one.
Someone contribute so we can keep this going.
>true robots
>date
>>29087830
>I want a man who can build me things
>>29088322
Yeah it's too bad. She seems nice
>>29087900
She seems nice, sad she's resorting to Craigslist dating
>>29087937
>be me
>meet a grill from CL at 11pm on a thursday
>anon wait back here for a minute i have to mentally prepare myself
>some guy comes out and tries to rob me
>sucker punch him and run
>hear shots from behind me
>grazed my leg
>made it out alive
if you want to fuck some old gay guy or college twink the CL is the place for you, if you just want a couple nuts but dont mind spending some dosh go to BP
>>29088374
she can talk but she looks bad for 35. this is really all floridas got
>>29088431
fucking hell.
Why were you desperate enough to go on craigslist? Was she attractive?
>>29087830
>Children
Am I a beta if I seriously consider dating this fatass not to fuck her but to get good food for cheap?
It's sorth of like having a free maid as long as I don't enter any sorth of commitment with her
avg bodie lmao im dying
>>29087830
She thinks she's too good for robots. She'll be inundated with messages and decide that none of them are Carlos
She has a kid so it's not like someone won't fuck her. No point in pursuing her, or any women at this point
>>29088458
wanted a nut but didn't feel like doing alot of work, this is the life i chose
i never saw her face
No one posts pictures on here. I even tried checking the craigslist from a few bigger cities and couldn't find any with pics. I found this weird post though.
>>29087870
That's not unreasonable
>>29087830
i think i saw your little sister on craigslist
macon, right?
>>29088512
She's saying that the flowers he got her on a date have died, and she wants him to come around again. It's a reminder he's been absent I guess
You probably know this though, not sure if you didn't catch it.
>>29088482
>She'll be inundated with messages and decide that none of them are Carlos
laughed aloud
>>29088478
>body
>average
So obviously she's not going to fool anyone with eyes, so that must mean that she doesn't know she's a fat sack of shit. Does she really look at herself in the mirror and say "yeah, that's average"?
you guys think she smokes crack or meth?
>>29088564
I don't see how that would ever be possible. Post proofs
>>29087900
>Having a kid at 35
Some people
straight to the point
original
>>29088599
>Morongo
I lived there once. Fucking desert people.
Christ, cl is really the lowest of the low
>>29088374
>Looking for a tall nice white man
You have more chances of finding Atlantis but keep watching those cheesy romantic comedy that fill your head with shit
>>29088619
foster girl, just got adopted up by some local guys couple days
p/ common thing for orphan kids
>>29088729
Fits. What was the post? What the hell?
Link it for me, I would really appreciate it.
>>29088782
can't find it anymore. plausible deniability probly
is was a playdate type thing, all the craigslist whores reminded me
>>29088782
>>29088840
is someone's sister being pimped out on cl? is that what i'm reading?
full figured hmm i guess that's what they call fat now
>>29088709
>tfw this is how roasties all end
What is the extra W for? whale woman?
>>29088091
Aw this one's kind of sad to me for some reason. I've known lonely people like this, in the rural areas, who don't really do much with their time. Probably lives in poverty and is disadvantaged health-wise.
'i love to eat" hmm i wouldn't have guessed
>>29088840
What are you even talking about man? Specify.
Are you local?
>>29088937
>cuz i have no other options
honest, at least
>>29088937
>Im on here cuz i have no other options
She knows she's blown the fuck out, but she has to keep trying anyways
>>29088878
It would appear that Wack Bastard's sister has gone George C Scott Hardcore, anon
Wack's old man and ZZ top are pursuing in the Mystery Machine as we speak..
>>29088991
ah so it was my manchild father who posted it. Hilarious
>>29088937
That one's cute, and isn't a nigger whore like most fatties.
I have no recollection of kissing this woman
>>29087870
Why do girls love food, tattoos, hairdye, and insemination so much?
>>29089002
Not the original anon
Just mocking from the sidelines :^)
>>29089031
some girl in my area posted 'no more frogs!' too. My first assumption was that people were catfishing her and sending her frog memes. Now I realize I was very wrong.
who could pass this up lmfao
>>29087830
At least its not a mayonegg
>>29089121
Awwww 63 and widowed, with clear health problems. This is just sad.
CL is the lowest tier of online dating. Gatekeeper mentality from awful women. Getting loads of replies from lonely old men.
>>29089121
:( I would go live with her, probably better then my current parents desu
>>29089154
That's where NEETS are gonna be in 40 years. Asking for roommates to split rent on their OASDI checks.
>>29089189
and you get to fuck her anon win win
>>29089121
Totally would, looks she has nice tits and a pretty face. Too bad about the weed shit.
>>29089160
i used to like browsing dating websites, but phone apps have almost entirely eclipsed them. there isn't much variety any longer.
>>29087830
>corn on the cob with mayonnaise
I'm pretty sure anyone can make that
>>29089190
Not really, I won't be getting any free money from anywhere so I'll have to kill myself.
>>29087870
beggars can't be choosers dawg
i just don't understand why would anyone look for someone to date on craigslist?
>>29089121
She seems nice. She's just old. At least she doesn't have an inflated ego.
>>29088937
No wonder she's divorced. Clearly went too early and too fast with dropping the post-marriage fatbomb.
Any half intelligent bitch would leave pulling that shit until the husband would struggle trading up without a serious effort to do so.
Still, points for honesty, desperate AF and at least makes that clear.
>>29089303
yeah i know i just thought it was kinda funny
Let's write as awful a post as humanly possible to see what kind of response we net
I'm thinking we pretend we're a 38 year old bbw with 5 kids and a series of health issues like vaginal tears that spew puss and shit
Anyone have any other ideas?
>>29089330
crippled with herpes
>>29089330
What's that thing where your anus and vagina have tears that connect to each other where you sometimes shit out of your vagina?
http://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/rectovaginal-fistula/basics/definition/con-20034033
man i should hate these bitches because it's so clear they're horribly entitled people who have nothing to offer yet ask for so much shit.
but all this, all these ugly cunts who will never find someone - it makes me sad in a pitying way. i guess it's my inner naive boyhood romantic giving its final deathspasm but i honestly just feel bad for these people.
sadly, we might end up like this as well
>>29088575
>>29088478
well for y/o i guess she is right
>>29089330
wheelchair tranny paralyzed from the neck down that wants to be used like a fleshlight as long as you clean them up first
This is right up your alley robots.
>>29089421
where you from my nigga, i just passed by this one too.
>>29089421
What the fuck is SSC positive?
>>29089486
Maryville, obviously fool
>>29089508
not a disease
>>29089121
>likes to fish
seems pretty chill
>>29089339
>>29089352
>>29089388
this is what i have so far
it seems pretty outlandish but who knows
>>29089518
yeah i did my stent up there, back in KC now. you in college?
>>29089540
don't use the word paramount, a real BBW has no vocabulary
Other than that, fantastic.
>>29089541
Wrong Maryville anon, I thought you meant Marysville, CA, since a lot of us all were posting California """women""".
>>29089540
It's too far anon. Just one major break or a few kids, not every flaw we can think of.
>>29088478
Awww that's adorable. I'd date her
>>29088937
>Merced
So I see we have some Cen Cal fags in /r9k/ after all
>this is the fate women who are widowed or divorced are left to.
A fitting end.
>>29089540
7k is too much unless you also put in a offer of sharing the rent
>>29089356
I feel bad for them too anon.
I think what women really desire in life is to be treasured by men. Once they get ugly most men don't want them anymore, but they still hold out for that fantasy man of their dreams who will come rescue them.
I don't think it's unhealthy to feel bad for them, we just live in a crazy society that doesn't guide women and men anymore. It's all about chasing sex, short-term happiness, etc. I can remember when "Friends with benefits" was taboo, it wasn't even that long ago. I bitch about normies too but desu senpai what do you expect when society doesn't help guide people anymore and the motto is "do whatever and fuck whoever you want, just make sure you're happy!"
>>29089540
sounds like a man wrote it, do more cutesy and narrow vocabulary
pretend all flaws are strengths and justify them, do not ever say they are bad
too much story, not enough about self, sounds like a lie
>>29089540
do it anon
see how flooded your inbox will be tomorrow
>>29089614
nah socal just ran out of ugly ass people here looking in other areas
>>29089213
Her hips are fucking pulverized, blind people and the crippled have earned the right to smoke weed.
>>29089678
If she can't stand life, she should just kill herself.
>>29089649
>ran out of ugly ass people
Kek you'll find no shortage in Merced or Fresno area my friend it's just absolute trash that lives around here>mfw Donald was right all along
>>29089121
This made me sad, she isn't a hopeless sack of shit like the other delusional retards.
She's ACTUALLY been through shit, and she's just trying to live out her final years.
DESU if I was financially stable, and had my own place, I'd let her stay with me.
>>29089627
It's a weird feeling of hate and pity.
I hate them because they embody all that's wrong with modern women yet pity them as humans who are alone and will always be, going by their looks and delusions.
It really becomes harder to sympathize once you look at the details.
Are there any cute robots? I would totally date a robot but he has to gave a cute face, height or body aren't super important but he should be slim as that's what I am into.
>>29089584
>>29089597
>>29089623
>>29089645
>>29089644
my goal was to make it as bad as humanly possible and not even remotely believable just to gauge the level of thirst
anyone have a good pic to go along with this?
>>29089712
I feel bad because I'd let her stay around even without wanting to fuck a senior citizen and I live relatively close to her, but she'd never agree to live with me.
>>29089740
SSBWW are never going to be 33C
more like 44C/44D/42B/42C
>>29089740
put that he needs a father figure
>>29089727
Plenty of cute robots on r9k, but people overestimate themselves vastly too. Don't know about CL.
What's "cute" to you?
Finding someone here to give you attention at least is no issue - not so long ago I saw robots state they would literally go for anything that isn't disfigured or a mutant.
>>29089740
5 and a half kek
>>29087830
shiit looking mighty tempting.
>>29089805
>no trump supporters
fuck her and scream MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN while you shoot cum on her face
>>29089805
Oh my lord
Does this bitch even understand the competition she's facing?
Tried looking at men seeking women and found this guy
>>29089727
>tfw slim, tall and a robot but face is ugly so you'd never date me
>tfw no one wants to date an ugly
I thought girls would date me if I lost weight. Boy was I wrong, now I'm skinny but don't have anything to look forwards to like when I was still fat and losing weight.
>>29089805
>curvy
Delusional fat sack of pure garbage.
>>29087830
Women seeking women is absolutely scandalous. I can almost fap to it.
MY GOD
>>29089740
honestly anon that's the funniest thing i've ever read please do it
>>29089840
post some of the best ones la
>>29087830
>tfw I've replied to a lot of Craigslist women with my pic and they immediately stop responding
C-come on guys. I'm not that undesirable am I? Even single mothers don't respond to me. I've probably sent my pic to r9k trolls a few times too. Fuck my shit up senpai.
>>29089727
Would you date me? I've been told I look kinda cute
>>29089896
You kinda look like you eat people.
i couldn't not post this
>>29089486
Overland Park, Kansas. You?
>>29089896
WHY ARE YOU HERE?
Senpai you are like a 7 at least.
>>29087830
She seems ok
and now we wait for our prince
>>29089874
For you.
Fuck the robot m80. Got muted because...Moot's gone
I went to my CL page in LA and I'm pretty sure the only people that still use CL and are looking for people are black girls, old women and prostitutes.
>>29089840
not him, but it's crazy. Even my shit town's got w4w that are way better than w4m.
>>29089874
For you, again. Because you asked nicely.
>>29089541
>>29089518
Ah this guy was impersonating me. Anyways, no, I'm not in college right now. If you're actually in KC you're probably twenty miles from me. I live right across from JCCC.
>>29089258
bitch this aint chipotle
>>29088091
Her face is kinda unsettling.
>pic related
>>29089974
Is this becausewomen are whores?
>>29089993
>kik us at stylenclass11
>stylenclass11
>style and class
I can't...someone get my sides for me please.
>>29089896
Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaymn son. I like your genes. I am that anon you responded to and I would date you in a heartbeat. That face though, the other anon is right, why are you here?
Good thread all around. Expect these maybe once weekly, I'll post them. We have to wait for new posts though, may take some time.
>>29089974
>no sex, just love
Is she fucking mental?
can confirm the women seeking women section is fucking crazy for my city too
>>29087830
https://stlouis.craigslist.org/w4w/5620186053.html
god i fucking hate women
>>29090057
txt her and find out, anon
>>29089943
>Father figure for Brian
>>29089943
my fucking sides
>5.5
>>29089943
holy shit
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>29090092
Oh shit!
I think the crack team of r9k reporters have discovered some hotness.
>>29089912
people who can eat people are the luckiest people in the world
>>29089920
>>29090042
>robots can't be attractive
I have no friends, social life, I just don't really fit in
>>29089775
Good symmetry, nice lips, don't have to be big or small just nice. Not any noticeable deformities but doesn't have to have standard looks. In fact, this might be a bit weird but I really like guys who have big teeth or buck teeth, and a boyish young face rather than the rugged manly chad thing. Also I like longer hair as opposed to short, like an inch or so long. It sounds pedo to say now but pic related was my crush when I was a kid, his face is just perfect to me for some reason. I used to dream of him being my boyfriend and us going to hogwarts together. I would kiss his face forever, and I probably would have been the best girlfriend ever, plus I was cuter back then. It's a shame he got hot though, I like his old look.
Any takers?
(I have been muted for seconds because my comment is'nt original)
>>29089943
Manlets still getting BTFO. Jesus!!
Sorry to hear guys.
>>29090150
S T A T E ?
T
A
T
E
?
>>29089943
>Vagina great place for a fireplace poker
>Comes out
>prefer men over 6ft(Sorry just a preference)
??????!!!
>>29090174
lmao his peepee is showing. Pretty embarassing tbqh amigo.
>>29087830
MILF ALERT GOD DAMN
this one is actually decent guys.
this is m4w, but I think I found a robot
>>29090174
>A woman will never work this hard for dick
>>29088091
>no black men
>confederate flags in background
>HURR DURR NO CONNECTION
people actually believe this
>>29088482
>She'll be inundated with messages and decide that none of them are Carlos
Well I guess you can say that's herlost
>>29090232
>Life is suffering
This is the best oregano spaghetti
Select all rivers "here's the GG Bridge and SF bay". Fuck Capchta
>>29090024
Laughed at this for three minutes on and off.
>>29090198
>>29090175
it's fake a robot made it as a joke/experiment
>>29087830
"i want an asian qt that will love me"
http://nagoya.craigslist.jp/w4m/5561879723.html
>>29090179
California
>>29090200
Looks kinda sketchy
>>29090212
>decent
>trying to find a guy on craigslist
>>29090287
I meant in looks you facking autist.
>>29088880
>>29088937
>>29089805
>curvy
>mfw the chicks who list themselves as "average" look better
is this what happens to "alternative" girls? Those tattoos look fucking terrible holy shit.
>>29090337
>I do not have any kids
>posts pic of herself with a kid that looks like her
Wh-why would anyone do this?
>>29090273
Glad I upped your day, anon.
can we expand this thread to shitty backpage/whore ads as well?
>black women who lie about their race
>black whores who don't date blacks like anyone else would want them
>>29089933
> I won't murder you
Sad, I was looking for a woman who would.
>>29090429
>black women who lie about their race
How.
I just thought the picture was hilarious
>>29090453
they say they are mixed with mostly latin American they usually say Puerto Rican
>>29090494
you do Puerto rican and latino come in dark skin too anon
>>29090453
>how
70 roses incall 7753195334 Persian & Puerto Rican Young Princess - 20
http://reno.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/70-roses-incall-7753195334-persian-and-puerto-rican-young-princess/21718776
>gentlemen,Do you want a treat?!!!
>ExoTiC ,, PETITE SweeT,, FuN ..
>Skin aS SoFt As As RoSe PeTaLs
> 5 service
> 5 quality
> independent
> No DRAMA
>Give me a call NO TEXT
>AA,black guys, pimps, thugs
>No,NO,NO,NO
>I luv To Make You Smile
>NO BLK MEN
>Yes I am partyFriendly!
> call me Nicloe
>>29090494
He fucking called it
>>29090593
-_- you can tell these niggers are straight from africa
>>29089943
There's no way this is real.Original
>>29087830
>curvy
btfu
>>29089896
You're beautiful.
I would skip a beat if I saw you in person.
>>29090618
Damn dude she's actually pretty fine, I might hit that up.
>>29090658
Oh she's an escort, nnnnvvvvm. fuck that.
>>29090647
T-thanks anon, that means a lot to me
>>29090619
that because 2million slaves gone there,and 500,000 only gone to north america
and they say romance is dead
oroginal
>>29089896
handsome anon, luckier than most of us.
>>29090814
>height: 6'8
>>29090814
>I'm 5'3
>>29090814
>39
I would have guessed 55. If she is putting 39 she is probably over 40 and lying about her age though.
>Looking through a bunch of fatties and hookers
>Find one
>Seems nice
>Reminds you of your mom
>Call mom and talk to her for an hour
>>29091017
Meth ages you fast, anon
what the fuck
>I have not met a man that can 'handle' my outgoing and strong personality
>Even more fun is I am a Criminal . DUI and a few misdemeanor over abusive relationship's
>I am also sophisticated, classy, well educated
>>29089943
>kids: 5.5
>5.5
>she counts the sickly one as half a child
jesus christ
>>29091248
What's sad is that she'll get someone despite an ad that sounds like we made it to have a giggle.
>>29091293
I mean, is it really that sad? She'll get some loser and they'll be pathetic together i guess
>>29091310
Yeah it's sad. I mean she's a 50+ domestic abuser, alcoholic. But because she can make an ad and has a vagina it'll all work out for her.
>>29087830
>hablo un poco de espanol
>i can make tacos
>mow my lawn, build my shed
this is so racist
>>29087830
>last year
>be depressed and desperate
>Have no friends or social skills but really want someone to talk to
>try to make friends off of Craigslist
>meet up with this one really fat ugly woman in her 40s
>we cuddle together on the couch and watch Netflix together at her place
>basically hitting on me the entire time
>she starts making out with me
>her mouth smells gross but I let her keep going
>ends up giving me a blowjob
>awkwardly sit there with her for the next 10 minutes or so
>I make excuse to leave before movie finishes
>never talk to her again
Wasn't worth it. Don't give up your standards robots, it'll make you feel like shit afterwards.
>body:curvy
>>29091683
>no option for inflated megabeast
>>29089727
ive been told im cute
>>29090150
hey thats the name of an album
Do these dumb cunts think quality men are on craigslist looming for women?
>>29087830
>curvy
>2 kids
>mexican fetish
disgusting
>>29092521
Yeah I know ;), better than knife man also
>>29092596
i agree but knife man has Fucc the devil which is one of my favorite songs
>>29092629
Haha have you seen the music video for that song? Can't maintain is my favorite album of theirs though
>>29087870
Welcome to wizardhood anon
>>29088091
/pol's new bride
>>29092656
just watched, that was solid
4am here so im going to bed good night anon
>>29092827
Sleep well anon <3 <3
>>29088374
And all neckbeard wonder where real women are that can appreciate a true gentleman.
>>29087870
what's wrong with dyed hair?
>>29092848
>no unnatural hair colors
Brown is a natural color though. So the one in your pic would be fine
>CL isn't that big in my country
>w4m is exclusively prostitutes and spam
>m4m is goddamn HUGE
Why wasn't I born gay
Europe
Xfgyf
>>29089824
>hot bitches need not to reply
I think he won't be disappointed
>>29092921
The UK Craigslist is actually full of young pretty girls looking for hook ups. Is it prostitutes? Seems kind of weird.
>>29093154
I dunno about the UK but they use pretty obvious keywords over here like reward, treat, etc if they're prostitutes. Then again, laws might be stricter so maybe they'll only mention it after you message them.
>>29088478
>loyal to extreme
>divorced
wew lad
>>29092656
>>29092827
you faggots are cringe af
>>29093221
How's that cringey? Maybe sad that its been the most human interaction for me this month
>>29087900
LTR lord of the rings?
>>29089943
>native language : USA
toptitopkek
>>29089896
eye area looks strange. Not sure why everyone is calling you handsome, you look average. I guess seeing somebody average around here is special.
>>29087937
Shes obviously searching for a true patrician, she has a romanic personality !
>>29093310
Looks strange it what way?
Fammmmm
You don't even know
I made an ad on craigslist once, i was completely honest except I swapped the genders.
Got 60 replies in a few days before I removed it, here's how a lot of them looked like.
Some were heartbreakingly similair to me, i felt really bad.
>>29089121
seems pretty cool would roomate with/10
>>29093369
BOYYY
Ontario is full of degeneracy
>>29088895
They end like dan "hold her tighter shes a fighter" schneider?
>>29093396
>women in charge of having realistic expectations
>>29093418
>Asian girls continue to cuck their own race
>>29093430
This was actually in m4m but it's still funny
Gnight y'all
>>29093430
>Intercourse
Who the fuck types this shit?
>>29088431
Was it a nigger?
0riginal
>>29093448
ESL's
>>29088895
>tfw she's still gonna get fucked
>>29093430
>my tight coconut pussy
>>29088374
> I drive
Kek
>at the end of each profile
>btw I have 2 children, pm me if you are a tall white Adonis
It's like women honestly think having baggage is attractive? why are they so self delusional and self obsessed?
>>29089943
how is this even alive??
>33c
wat
>>29089421
>I want to trade attention from a girl so I don't have to do housework.
>>29089943
>no blacks
At least she's keeping the white race pure, right guys?
>>29089943
>has left my vagina in a state of abject disarray
Bruh
>>29090673
Yeah right
Orign
So what exactly is wrong with people on craigslist?
I live in the Netherlands and I thought nobody uses that shit here but you still have some cute girls on there
So can anyone redpill me on these chicks? Whats wrong with them that they have to resort to craigslist? They are hot as fuck
http://amsterdam.craigslist.org/w4m/5617631077.html
http://amsterdam.craigslist.org/w4m/5616289784.html
>>29090814
>available anytime
>>29093791
oh and yes the thought they are prostitutes has crossed my mind but prostitution is perfectly legal here so i wouldnt know why they would have to be careful with advertising themselves like that
so im honestly wondering what is the deal with hot girls putting theirselves on craigslist like that? Are you gonna wake up with a missing kidney or something?
>>29093791
In the case of these relatively normal looking roasties I'd say this is just one of the 20 different apps and sites they've made ads/profiles on in addition or IRL shit.
>>29093405
That's right; exactly like Dan 'the Small Hymen Collider' Schneider
Chilling, isn't it?
>>29092921
>a sexy pregnant
>sexy
>pregnant
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>>29093833
but why the hell would a 9/10 girl put herself on craigslist like that????
they can have anyone they want, why put their info and photos on craigslist to be spammed by hundreds of ugly mentally ill faggots?
>>29089508
Safe, Sane, Consensual. It's a sex positive kink thing. DESU this chick seems ok. Not physically into it or into being dominated personally.
