Ask an autist who just got his first blowjob anything. I got sunburned real bad but it was fucking worth it.
>>29087093
how much did he charge
>>29087114
It was a she and it was 20 bucks
She wasn't a prostitute, actually
>>29087093
Did she use teeth? How long did it take for you to finish? Were you scared at all? Did she smell nice?
>>29087245
No teeth, I was actually scared about that since I'm pretty sensitive already. Took probably three minutes. I wasn't scared, I was more thrilled. My heart was beating super fast though, but I knew no one would catch us.
I didn't smell her, but she probably smelled like the pool considering where we were. She definitely smelled like cum and chlorine afterwards.
>>29087323
She smelled like cum? Did you finish on her?
Same anon.
>>29087375
Yes, actually. It was the best feeling of my entire life, and I doubt masturbating is ever going to come close to matching that feeling.
I came mostly on her forehead but a bit got on her mouth/chin too
>>29087375
Do you feel different?
>>29087423
Wow. That's really great. Happy for you anon, thanks for sharing.
>>29087093
>it was fucking worth it.
Your penis must not be circumsized then.
Congrats.
>>29087423
You paid her?
>>29087458
Thanks anon. I may be kissless but it felt good getting kissed somewhere else
GET THE FUCK OUT YOU NORMALFAGGOT SHITBIRD
YOU DON'T BELONG HERE
GET OUT GET OUT GET OUUUUUUTTTTTT!!!!!!!!
>>29087512
She needed money for something (I should have asked what for, but seeing as she looked pretty decent I assumed it wasn't drugs or anything like that)
I actually had the money on me at the pool, but I was saving it for my lunch, so I explained that I needed it for later. So she offered to suck my dick for it, so I did what any sane man would do and took the amazing deal
>>29087565
bullshit story, no one (especially someone who "looked pretty decent") sucks an autist's dick for $20.
keep dreaming permavirgin
>>29087600
What ever makes you feel better my friend
Also, I have a pretty broad definition of "decent," considering how socially retarded I act.
>>29087423
Yeah, masturbating is going to be pretty weak from now on.
You might feel good now, but once the buzz wears off it's just going to make you feel even more empty. Imagine being hungry all your life, and then suddenly being able to eat a bit of steak, and then going back to hunger.
You tasted a piece of the normalfag world, and now nothing will ever taste as good again. In a week you'll be rage posting about Stacies ignoring you, I guarantee it
>>29087524
Cyborgs are the truly accursed ones
So autistic that they cannot join their normie half-brothers, but not autistic enough to join their robot peers. What a wretched existence
>>29087600
Never underestimate what whores will do to get their way.
Although I agree that the story is fishy because she could have easily flashed her tits for the twenty instead, she probably knew that an obvious virgin like OP wouldn't last more than "three minutes" anyway lmao
>>29087600
this made me laugh for some reason it could be true but I don't think she would have been attractive.
>>29087754
Shut the fuck up.
Don't remind me.
>>29087423
Greentext it faggot
Original comment by Anon
>>29087725
Haha this is too true
>>29087965
I'm not good at greentexts, but I'll try anyway
>Be at the local pool, only a few people swimming around or sunbathing
>I'm desperately trying to get a bit tanner to get rid of my fucking ghost skin, this leads to the sunburn I mentioned before
>I can hear the people talking, and the one girl asking her friend for some money, but she's broke
>I kind of doze off, but she taps me until I wake up and asks me if I can give her 20 dollars
>Like an autist I mention that I do have 20 bucks on me (in my pool bag), but I need it for lunch
>She lowers her voice and says "I'll suck you off for the money" in a weird accent (she was half-latina or something, I'm bad with races)
>I think she's joking, but she doesn't laugh
>I agree, and she tells me to go to the pool bathroom, and that she'll join me in five minutes to make it less obvious
>Again, looking back I shouldn't have done it since she almost certainly went through my pool bag looking for the money, but I'm paranoid about that kind of shit so I had hidden it really well
>She comes into the pool bathroom more like ten minutes later, I almost thought she wouldn't show
>She closes the bathroom door behind her, and she double checks that I'll pay her for this
>The room is sort of like a stall, it has a shower and place to sit to wash your legs
>I sit down and pull down my pants, I'm already hard from anticipation alone
>She turns on the shower, and the sound of the water mixed with the kids laughing outside helped overpower the sounds she made
>She gets down on her knees on the wet blue-white tile floor and grabs my dick and licks the head really fast, and then sticks the entire thing in her mouth
>She slurps and sucks on my dick for a good three minutes or so (If I hadn't masturbated before leaving for the pool I probably would have cummed right then just from the sheer bliss of her mouth and tongue on my rock hard penis)
>>29088170
What did she say afterwards?
reeeeeeee
$20 is far too much to spend. Did you get a prostate massage too?
>>29088170
>She does this head-bobbing motion like in the pornos, but unlike the pornos she doesn't make eye contact
>I can't really blame her
>I should have gotten her to "lift her top" or something since we were already alone in the shower, but I didn't want to press my luck and if I had been an Alpha this would have happened to me in high school or something
>She keeps going to town on my dick, I seriously can't describe how amazing it felt to even have someone else put their hand on my dick, let alone suck it for so long
>I get weak really fast, and I let out this retarded grunting sound, luckily the sound of the shower (probably) covered it up
>She lets my dick pop out of her mouth and puts her hands on my legs
>For once in my entire life I do something Chad-worthy
>I grab my dick with one hand and her head with the other, and I jack off right onto her big forehead, and then smack her head lightly a few times as I finish cumming
>In hindsight, it wasn't that much cum but it felt fucking amazing
>She closed her eyes the entire time, and then she went over to wash herself in the shower before it became solid on her face
>Once she's cleaned up, she tells me that she'll leave first and I'll rejoin her after another five minutes
>She goes, and I leave a bit later after the buzz wears off a bit
>I give her the twenty bucks and decide to eat at home instead
>If I had any balls, I would have asked her for her number, but that was probably the worst thing I could have done, seeing as the entire thing was about as unemotional for her as it could have possibly been
I'm going to be watching brunette latina porn for a looong time. That's my story, anyway
>>29087093
how did it feel anon?
does the tongue wrap around the cock?
do the teeth make it uncomfortable?
>>29088302
>before it became solid on her face
Something about that doesn't seem healthy.
>>29088302
how can I make something like this happen to me
>>29088413
It's probably uncomfortable having cum get hard on your body
>>29088423
Be rich, or at least carry 20 bucks around in Florida
>>29088519
I'm actually rich and I live on the east coast. Where do I have to go and what do I have to do for this
>>29088568
You could just buy a prostitute off the streets, there's plenty of threads on that topic
Or you could just let girls know that you have money somehow. They'll want to either date/fuck you pretty quickly if you can prove that you're rich.
>>29087476
Uncutfags are so desperate for approval they need to shill their inferior penes on unrelated threads
>>29087093
FUCK IM TOO LATE IM GONNA ASK ANYWAYS
HOW LONG DID IT TAK FOR THE GUY TO CUM
HAHALMAO
>blowjob
>got sunburned real bad
>worth it
I don't think getting sunburned real bad is worth anything, get your priorities straight, retard.
>>29087754
THEYRE THE UNINITIATED
>>29087114
First post is best post
Il oregano
>>29087133
>charged 20 bucks for a blowjob
>not a prostitute
explain please
>>29087093
how long did it take for the guy to cum?
Did you get sunburned?
>>29088302
Hey thats pretty cool, im happy for you
