Hello fans!
That's right! I'm THAT Tim Allen! You know? The one from Home Improvement and Last Man Standing that plays every Friday on ABC at 8|7c?
I love comedy. It's my life. My family is the only thing more important. I will kill anybody that tries to harm my family.
I want to be transparent with all of you given the recent climate of my career. Ask me anything! Just don't ask me about that time I got arrested for cocaine possession in 1978.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYAUd7zbiQE
>>29086976
How come when you smile I see no sadness in your eyes? Usually there is a deep darkness in everybody. With you, it all seems positive.
BOO! I've been saving this for a long time. Fuck you, Tim Allen.
I have no idea who tim allen is, but the guy in the video is older than 1978. So, are you the one in pic related? I dont live in U.S.
>>29087811
>Le I'm not american and who is that????? xDDDDDD
First off, use Google. Second, why even bother commenting to tell everyone you're not from America? Go back to r3ddit.
>>29086976
Are you a pedophile?
Trick question, Allen, we all know you diddled kids in the set of The Santa Claus.
>>29087942
he also sold coke
Was there a glory hole in the fence?
>>29086976
>I want to be transparent with all of you given the recent climate of my career.
...what recent career? Tim Allen hasn't been relevant in a decade!
>>29086976
Can you post a time stamped photo of yourself? Just write "Hello /r9k/ and Alex" on a piece of paper next to your face.
>>29088278
A decade?
nigga hasn't been relevant since the 90s.
>>29088381
I think those stupid Santa Claus movies sold well.
