I would like to redeem this coupon, please.
>>29086636
hello gf, how are you?
>>29086653
I am doing excellent
>>29086668
spIendid
>>29086668
this isnt how you reply to an online bf you bitch, youre supposed to show some interest and AT LEAST show the courtesy to ask him how hes doing or add something to move the conversation along
>>29086710
same goes with this fucking ask a question or something
>completely customizable
What? You can't shape people on a whim.
>>29086710
I have just gotten back from fucking 8000 super chads and felt like settling down for a few minutes.
>>29086742
Women can ;^^)
>>29086737
thank you for your guidance. this is my first gf ever so i'm a little lost
>>29086668
what is your favorite kellogs(tm) brand cereal?
>>29086781
Apple Jacks is probably my favorite cereal because it has the apple and the jack. What are your shitposting hours so I can make a schedule for us to talk.
>>29086825
that is quite the coincidence, i happen to have bought apple jacks last week for the first time in years
also my shitposting is at erratic times but sundays are almost always free
>>29086849
That is good. Should I bring my own polish for your fedora collection or do you already have some? I like to keep things neat.
>>29086636
Do you have kik? Acidandgains1337
>>29086887
no i have plenty of polish, thank you for your consideration though
>>29086941
Tomorrow I'm going to the beach with Chad and Chaddy. Would you like to join us?
>>29086932
Hugo please, you look like a total normie. I bet you even hugged a girl before.
This girl obviously wants a a KHHV (kissless hugless handholdless virgin)
>>29086969
kek fucking nice dubdubs
yeah alright, but only if i get to bring my little friend
>>29087011
Nice dubs to you too and yes you may bring your friend.
>>29086636
I don't think a women would have been capable enough to make this image.
>>29087073
>implying a woman would
>>29087086
Touche. Totes origami.
what is the market rate for qt traps? i'm looking to buy
>>29087131
qt traps are in the attention whore isle, we're fresh out tho, same goes for the fembots
leave your contact and we'll give you a call when we get in some new ones
>>29087158
i am looking to start a qt trap harem and i wish to buy in bulk sir.
if you have any geeky gfs with good taste in the animes & mangas i'd be delighted to purchase one of those.
do you have any slutty fembots in stock?
>>29087205
were sorry sir, all of your items are in high demand, because of that we have a 1 per person policy
slutty fembots are actually pretty common at our sister-branch /soc/-mart if you're keen to purchase
>>29087158
Are you hiring? I really need a job and I am desperate.
>>29087295
if you can pull off a wig, train your prostate to take dick and wear a kigurumi suit on camera i will hire you on the spot.
i offer a benevolent benefits package so it'd be wise not to refuse this opportunity anon.
>>29087295
/bot/stop is a volunteer service, we can't pay you
>>29087332
I am a femanon but really hairy too so I could possibly pull it off
>>29087332
What does prostate have to do with capacity for dick.
>>29086636
Looks like I'm late to the party. Uh, a-any other girls here? Looks like the bf store has some surplus.
>>29087379
interested applicants please apply online at /bot/stop.org
>>29087372
japanese wildlife hairy or swedish wrestler hairy?
>>29087399
Check out that hugo fag
>>29087446
I-I don't know probably swedish wrestler?
>>29086636
I would like 1 robot gf please. Got any left? Pls respond.
>>29087372
I think hairy girls are neat-o totally not thirsting btw no sir
>>29086988
Niggaaa shiiieeeee im up for any girl desu if shes an actusl nice person
Anyone want a fat smelly yandere gf?
I promise I'll start showering.
>>29088577
Is she into vidya games desu senpai
>>29088667
Y-Yes, Anon-Kun.
Currently replaying Mass Effect.
Is Overwatch worth buying?
>>29087494
you're hired, when can you start?
i'll need to see some photo verification
>>29088715
Mass effect 1 was shit. Sheppard was a retard in it. What's a Krogan, whats a Turian war.
>>29088577
height and weight please. also are you of hispanic, canadian or eastern european background?
YOURE NOT A FUCKING FEMALE QUITE PRETENDING TO BE
>>29088715
Eh, 40$ is a bit pricey but I imagine if you havefriendsthen it'd be a lot fun, it's a similar feeling to TF2.
W-where are you from, anonette?
>>29086636
I have one too
blox
>>29088746
Weird, Anon.
Most people say one was the best.
Also I was sad I couldn't romance Garrus.
Kaiden is milk-toast and Asari are degenerate.
>>29088774
5'9 220lbs.
Irish/Polish
>>29088804
Too bad, I have no friends ;_;
California. Pls no bully.
>>29088893
Lots of luv to u from a beta. If only u had a ps4
>>29088893
I'm 5' 7'' can you pls be my tall gf
>>29088807
a-are you looking to redeem it anon
>>29088935
i am also 5 7 i will kill you go away
>>29088960
I don't know, I never went this far
>>29088893
please post your means of communication so we can get things started.
>>29088893
>Am girl with same stats as OP
Can I have my attention plz?
>>29088893
I romanced Ashley in one. Thane in two (I wanted the Big Drell Dick) and Liara in three. Still pissed about the ending hopefully the new on is decent.
Ur taller than me tho 5'8 and I live in another country but good luck anon.
>>29088935
Can I gently dom you?
>>29088924
I do. I hybrid. Both pc and ps4.
>>29089022
Only if your taste in music isn't shit baka.
>>29089034
Uuh, whats ur psn?
>>29089071
>tfw I exclusively listen to the weekend and selena gomez
Sorry senpai :( I will never be enough for you.
>>29089022
Do you wanna cuddle?
>>29089005
W-well, there's a one week try before you buy policy I've heard, in case the model they gave you wasn't the one you wanted.
post skypes you bakas, i need my belly gf now
>>29086636
I mean, im kind of a chad. I act like im confident because im muscular and good looking but im actually depressed as fuck and spend my time being racist on /pol/ and being sad on /r9k/.
my interests include:
>drumming
>lifting
>banter
>making ignorant assumptions about people i dont know
>>29089029
N-No don't leave Anon-Kun.
Be my friend. I don't care if you are shorter than me.
>>29089022
Am not OP. But here have hugs <('_')>
>>29089007
Here ish Skype: pinnkincandy
>>29089089
I would, but I share it with a bunch of bozos.
What games do you play, Anon?
>>29089224
>im muscular and good looking
fuck off my board piece of shit
I pretty much believe that If the person I want to be with exists, they would have the personality of someone I would never meet. Thus a paradox is formed and I remain alone.
>>29089240
Smite, overwatch, lastofusmultiplayer, dark souls, naruto. Few others.
Is there a gf for a gf coupon anywehre pls
>>29086636
>tfw perfectly fit product description
>>29089224
Hi Chad, im like you. I lift all the time but im sad as fuck underneath it all
Feels bad man :(
>>29089315
B-but ive been a robot for a long time even before i started lifting weights and taking pride in my appearance.. Have my people turned on me?
>>29089473
We going to make it anon, have faith.
>>29086636
My apologies, this coupon is void. Not only has it expired but it is counterfeit. I'm afraid I have to alert the authorities.
>>29089496
I don't know, but I just recently started trying to get fit, so I respect you.
