Whats the most hedonistic thing you've ever done, brobots?
>>29086179
Lived life to the fullest
>>29086179
enjoyed myself
I fucked my dog once.
I've taken psychedelic drugs a few times.
>>29086320
did he yelp or anything?
Drank a soda pop
>>29086398
No, but I did.
>>29086429
bark, ruff!
>>29086179
I bought a VW Golf GTI once. Sold it after 3 months because I realized that it didn't improved my life
>>29086451
do u like it ruff
a posh wank
>>29086179
Inflicted extreme physical pain on someone unwilling for my own sexual pleasure.
Or doing sexual things with dead bodies.
Or, in a manic episode, binged on porn for three solid days, dumping what I found on imageboards, fapping almost nonstop, not even stopping to sleep or eat.
I'm a degenerate piece of shit.
I had my gay friend and a 7/10 girl take turns sucking my cock last friday.
>>29086179
Repeated full body orgasm from a drug. I don't regret it, but sex can barely compare to that experience.
I've spent over $1000 on prostitutes so far this year. Not something I'm proud of.
Half an hour orgasm with anal masturbation
>>29086179
I ate cereal straight from the box at a walmart, nobody stopped me.
>>29086926
Same here bruh. I go like once a month
Also I get bjs from grindr
>>29086912
This sounds great, what drug?
>>29086968
Are you attracted to guys? I've thought about trying grindr just to see if I can make myself gay.
Double teamed a prostitute with a friend
Skipped college and got drunk with a qt instead.
>>29086912
Female or male?
>>29086179
Littered instead of spending 2 minutes to find a garbage can
>>29086179
Took 0.5 g of molly in one night.
>>29087002
Not at all. No attraction. I mostly enjoyed receiving the blojob
When it comes to giving a blowjob its not as hot as u imagine
>>29086179
Once when I was unemployed I fucked 4 different women, each one for the first time, in a 24-hour period. I got drunk twice during this time. I did not use condoms with 3 of these women.
Sat on the edge of the bathtub and held a running hose up my ass until my stomach started to grow. Then I stood up and squirted the water out all over the wall.
>>29086179
I ate about 20 slices of spinach pizza, and later that night read indie erotica.
>>29086179
Became a nocturnal alcoholic for 2 weeks before my parents intervened. I gained 15 pounds and now I'm trying to lose it.
>>29087072
What was that like?
oriiginal original comment ssjdjdj
I still have yet to do it. Got some hydros, an 8th of quantum kush, a fifth of rum, my prostate vibrator and my onahole stashed in a hidden place. In two weeks, my parents are leaving for the weekend and I'm going to spend the entire time high/drunk/both, fapping to futanari, and eating an entire pizza a day. It'll be a 36-hour long dopamine surge and I cannot wait.
>>29087305
It was a little too much. I did it at a rave. Went by myself and don't really remenber the middle of the night. By the night I was coming down and became absolutely repulsed by dancing and couldn't understand why people do it and just left.
Fucked my long-term GF and side piece in the same night
>>29086179
Fucked my girlfriend hard with blindfold, cuffs and a sock in her mouth against a wall without even asking her if she was okay with it.
She was expecting some vanilla sex and I was drunk so the morning after I thought I actually raped her instead. I was shitting myself thinking cops was going to burst in for a rape charge. Turns out she loved it and wanted it more.
Next time I want to be on coke.
>>29087552
Dont know if you have ever done opiates before, but don't try to jerk off after you take them. It won't work.
>be uncut
>cum inside vagina without a condor
>missionary position
I'm a monster
>>29086179
Bought a sex doll.
Old time stamp is old, but Im not home atm.
Smoked crack with some kid I met in Bridgeport for 2 days straight, spent like $800
>>29088507
Oh, and you should just put some good, chill music on and go to sleep. It may sound like a waste of a high but it is seriously the best thing to do on opiates.
>>29088635
More details pls?
You know its original.
>>29088788
I was buying dope off some kid and I mentioned it in passing, so we went and bought like $300 worth of crack off some nigger. He was super barred out and kept feeding me footballs of xanax, and we drove around smoking crack and eating xanax for 2 days.
>>29088606
are you the nigga who posted on 420chan a little while ago?
those videos were hot as fuck bruh.
