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Is this actually over? Do we stop or just post Pocahontas images?
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>>29085266
Bumping for Arianna.
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>>29085266
>>29085655
Reminder that your waifu has already had all her holes filled
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>>29085786
Is this legit? ;_;
137
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>>29085928
Yes. Stupid beta bragged about it then tried to delete all the photos he posted. I hope she sees it

http://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/29049871/#29069346
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What happened?
Don't get what you guys are ralking about
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*talking
goddamnit
Fukk
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>>29085928
>>29085948
Lol no dude, I literally clarified that we never banged. You're just spreading misinformation to hurt people, now. That's rude.
Also I'm not fat, and on top of that if we did fug then how exactly would that make me a beta?
Would it not, by definition, make me a normie?
Define your terms, Philip K. Dick.
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>>29085948
Also I never bragged, only asked you to take it easy on her and that she was nice and fed my dog and cleaned up his vomit.
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>>29086155
>fucked a bitch and then made her clean up dog throwup

I was wrong, you're an alpha
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>>29086231
We didn't fuck lol. Jeez. He also pooped on the carpet but that's my fault, I fell asleep before taking him out.
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>>29086280
WHO CLEANED UP THE SHIT
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>>29086287
She did. Trust me, I really appreciated it.
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bump for comfy rabbit chat
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Post omegle husbandos.
Tfw all the girls left, only have trash tier girls that can't converse for shit.
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I'm going to sleep for 5 hours.
I have an exam today and it's past 4 am here.
You can find me on regular tags, I'm wearing a batman tee. (Pic as related as it gets)
Nighty night, brobits.
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look at this qt 3.14
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>>29087547
back off he's mine
origianal
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>>29087547
> that thing
> cute
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an adorable asian
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>>29087547
>>29087652
So why not show ur face? We're all robots here.
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>>29087684
>We're all robots here.
None of you are robots though.
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>>29087547
looks like a serial killer tee bee ache
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ooohhh this chad
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>>29087984
he looks like an inferior version of that other twink chad
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>>29088009
who are you talking about

a lot of twink chads out there
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>>29086124
u look like a fat numale rofl
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>no bruh, equilateral triangles have 60 degree angles, do you need me to get out the protractor?
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>>29088748
>dude look at me im pythongarus lmao
>haha nice dude saved and uploaded
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>>29088492
I don't know... he looks pretty good here. He even let me wear his watch
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>>29088926

you make me hate women so much. it's almost as if i'm growing an appreciation for straight up stacies. they're sincere

you just lead on a bunch of lonely betas with your fake awkwardness for no reason. there's no gain in it for you

pic related, your fake awkwardness
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>>29086124
So you're the guy who won't stop humblebragging about meeting her.....
Literally every time I match you, you bring it up
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who here /making roasties cry/?
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>>29089309
I assure you, her awkwardness is 420% real.
>>29089391
Well not anymore, but granted yea you'd be happy about it too.
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>>29089455
she records herself whispering to me. don't tell me her awkwardness has anything real about it. it doesn't. she knows how to appeal to betas, how to fake an innocence she doesn't have
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>>29089557
you asked me to record myself reading Sylvia Plath
I was not whispering, and there was attempt to seduce or scam you.
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>>29089639
>and there was attempt to seduce or scam you

thank you. that's what i meant. and yes, you did seduce and scam me, congratulations. fuck you

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rlxS5tPRsT
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>leave /r9k/ for a few months
>omegle thread is now orbiting another 5/10

nothing to see here folks, move on
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>>29089398
kek keep up the good work mate
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every time i talk to a girl from here it turns to shit. why wont i ever learn?
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>>29089398
If i find out where you are my katana would strike your heart.
Never make a lady cry you sorry excuse for a man.
One minute of silence shall now take place in honor of the hurt lady.
Fedoras taken of and cling to chest, heads down in dignity, shoulders are held high.

We are anomalous,
We are region, forgive and forget,
Expecto patronum.
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gf's on, dick's pointing up
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>>29089898
originarafledfs
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riplo

adrsfdfg
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smash their heads in
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my gf has the best eyes
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We meet again, my old friend...
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>>29090299
am i the only one to see this roasties' pussy??


Purge these fuckers, pic related
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whats his deal
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>>29086124
Your heads too big and youre deff skinnyfat
-p
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>>29090822
ain't nobody showing you their pussy, man. good joke tho
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>>29089704
voice alone makes her a 8/10 desu
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>>29090822
They vape like faggots and have a purple dildo.
from aus too
>>29090886
ye of little faith
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>>29090931
>nice voice

she's whispering, you know? that's not really her voice
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>>29089704
lol her
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa imma next you next time i see you
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>>29090822
u post on soc man go away
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>>29088748
>>29088803
truly this is art
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>>29091083
someone i talked to posted it wtf. like i'd want to be on the soc catalog
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>>29091141
>my friend sent that haha xD
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>>29090825
HE'S BACK

YES

that's Sad Chad, he's very sad, and in a lot of pain all the time

most people think he's boring, or "lame as fuck"

everytime i don't hear about him for a while, i think he finally seppuku'd
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>>29091160
Qt sad chad
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>>29089704
>this is so silly XD this is super embarassing XDDD

god betas are pathetic. the best part about being a lesbean is getting hot girls while also seeing directly through this kind of bullshit
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>>29090825
>>29091160
this is the face of a man who is always on the prowl for dat fat ass
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>>29091230
>>29091160
i heard he's very engaged with girls but ices out men

can someone confirm?
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>>29091256
somebody posted this here, so i saved it

it's the most i've ever seen him talk, he usually gives three word replies at most, no matter how hard i try to engage him
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>>29091256
can confirm, sad chad is only here for pussi
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>>29091347
look how happy and how much he tries to communicate with an uggo like that. i made a legitimate effort to talk to him several times. he always looked at me like i was severely irritating him
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>>29091380
it's awkward talking guy on guy whilst the both of you are on cam. i usually talk to black boxes or girls. i do talk to some guys on cam but not all
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>>29091450
>awkward talking to a guy on camera
>okay talking to a girl on camera

pfft. what a shitty excuse
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>>29091256
talks to me for a good 10-15 minutes when I get him. good guy.
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>>29091380
Maybe because he's not jaded and sees the beauty in people. Y'ever think of that?
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>>29091572
>not jaded
>sees the beauty in all girls because he knows they all love him
>only sees his own reflection in them
y'ever think of that?
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>>29091572
yeah ok uggo
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>>29091523
>i usually talk to black boxes
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>>29091547
nothing can be done about your pussy flaps though
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>>29090065
>>29090012
>>29089898
W2C mask?
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>>29086124
Fat faggot

numalenumalenumale
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TEXAS
E
X
A
S

Original comment. Someone pls respond.
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That depressing moment when you're talking to a girl about cats and whatever and you turn your cam on and she says "wow, that was awkward" and disconnects for no reason

Kill me?
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>>29093571
i'm a guy dude, lmfao
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>>29093588
Oh. I only saw long hair. haha

How come you disconnected? You're killing my self esteem you shitlord lol
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>>29093602
i find it awkard talking to guys half the time. it's nothing to do with how you look anon you seem fairly attractive.
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>>29093619
>i find it awkard talking to guys half the time
0 sense
But alright lol
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>>29093619
>openly admitting your only reason for being here is to orbit
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>>29093652
>thinking i don't skip girls too.

i mostly talk to black boxes
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>>29093675
Why are you on cam chat?

Go to text chat? lol
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im real, desu

this is an original comment, though, certainly not an original thought
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>>29094145
Okay you bunch of fucks, explain this to me

This guy says he's visible. I think he's completely solid black because his lighting is nonexistent

Is this "my monitor" or... ? lol
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>>29094199
you see me, fuccboi.

i checked your dubs, now check your eyesight, holmes.
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I don't want to show my face! can i wear a mask?
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>>29085266
Ask a guy who's had sex with 3 girls from omegle anything
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>>29094315
Bumping with photo for interest
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>>29094315
>had sex
umm.. nope
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>>29094315
where do you live? i am asusming they all aren't from the r9k tag
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>>29094393
I live in Tennessee. The girls were from: Kentucky, Florida, and Poland.


Ask more questions and I'll give you more answers.
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>>29094424
>i am asusming they all aren't from the r9k tag
i am asusming they all aren't from the r9k tagvdvdvdvdv
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>>29094442
They were all under the tags bdsm, Dom, or sub.

It took about 30-60 days to develop plans to meet and fuck the US girls, took over a year for the Polish one (I had a trip a year after we met, which happened to be about 3 days ago).
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>>29094468
desu sounds all sad, nothing of depth and you went out of your way to have sex with them.
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Be nicer to Nano you fucks
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>>29094488
You won't believe this, but the Polish girl, I absolutely adore her. I already booked a ticket and an airbnb for next month to see her for a week. We talked about marriage and I have a ring, I'm going to meet her family and if I get the chance, ask her parents permission to marry her.

She was (was) a virgin, she is blonde, blue eyes, intelligent, very sweet, Christian, and loves children. She wants to buy, renovate and sell real estate (something I have experience with) so I am going to teach her.

Love is real, r9k
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>>29094534
Reeee you normalfag fuck off
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>>29094315
>bragging about that here
Why?
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>>29094534
> you went out of your way to have sex with them.

No, i can believe you're such a sucker, the chances are none of that will happen mate. it's nice to live in the moment but you're just romantising it all.

If it ever did happen, she probably would just want your money or the cititzenship to the US, that passport senpai. Did you notice how cheap everything is there? :P


You're not use to Polish Chicks.

>>29094580
How is he normal? he's having to spend loads of time and money to go to random places just to get his dick wet and since he did he's in love LOL.
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>>29094580
You are biologically programmed to spread your seed, and to love a woman. I work all the time and make good money, but I always felt empty. Now I feel like I have a purpose ; you won't be truly happy until you've found someone you love
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>>29094625
That's a possibility. But think of this. I do make good money, and I'm loving and hardworking and also Christian. Why would she want to leave? There's no better guy for her than myself. She can't trade up, and if she divorces her family will look on her like she's a whore.

Trust me. Marriage won't happen right away. She's also visiting the USA before we tie the knot. I am very skeptical and I will make sure everything is on the up and up before I put a ring on it.
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>>29094668
hmm yeah but think of it that she can't upgrade in terms of your country and your money. everything else she could though? She would leave and maybe get some stick back at home but if she says "look at all this money" i am sure she won't care. the fact you are already talking about marriage is a warning sign. Do what you want dude you will enjoy it anyway.
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>>29094730
She can't upgrade in terms of a better man, either. We are both physically fit and attractive, I am Christian, hardworking, loving, loyal, everything she wants. Before we get married, I am going to have a conversation with her about taking divorce off the table, that we will stick it out no matter what happens.
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>>29089704
She's really laying it on thick. Cringe.
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>>29094625
>How is he normal?
hey newfag
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any euros on???
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bump

original poast original toast
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get online bakas
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how do we feel about girls who come onto the r9k tag because they're bored and have a bf???
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omfg there's like a 50 yr old female troll on here. genuinly scared
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>>29096843
Skip. They're just looking for attention, and whilst the single girls are too, atleast they're not cucking some guy.
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Kate fuck you squeeker
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