>tfw your mom catches you masturbating and she says your penis is bigger than your dad's
Liar. Thats the way hentai doujins always start.
>>29085105
I once overheard my mom talking about my dad's big dick.
I'm 6x4.5.
End me.
>>29085105
Did you immediately ask her about your grandad?
>>29085105
>she says her penis is bigger than yours
>Taller than dad
>feel smug about it
>accidentally see his penis once
>hung like john holmes
>tfw I'm 5 inches
>>29085605
kek
>You have been muted for 16 seconds
New record
>>29085105
doesn't she know you're a bottom?