Why don't dogs pay taxes
>>29084997
Excellent idea. Dogs could join the workforce. Obviously they'd only spend their hard earned bucks at pet stores but oh well. Better than niggers and women.
>>29084997
they don't have an income
>>29085053
What about police dogs or sniffer dogs? They obviously get paid, yet don't pay taxes. That isn't right
>>29084997
cuz wojak reigns on negerland
>>29085073
Then police dogs and sniffer dogs should be able to vote
>>29085143
I agree. Who would dogs vote for?
>>29084997
Are you literally retarded?
Origino
>>29084997
If you'd ever paid taxes yourself, you'd be aware that the form requires a signature. Dogs, not having thumbs or literacy, can't be expected to do this.
Also, I've never met a dog that was earning enough he'd have to file. Most of them would count as dependents if they were counted as persons.
>>29085159
Far right. They can sense how bad non whites are.
>>29085159
They wouldn't vote as dogs rights aren't currently on anyone's agenda.
>>29085191
You know stamps exist right? They could jump dip their paws in ink as their signature.
>>29084997
Dogs should be genetically modified to be able to stand up on their hind legs, and then forced to get jobs. Strap on zapper collars to their necks if they refuse.
>wakeybakeywagecuck.jpg
>>29084997
In what? Biscuits? Foreclosure of the wooden shack?
>>29085390
>feeding your dog biscuits
???
I legit want to beat a dog up right now.
>>29085073
They don't get paid in anything but positive attention and dog treats.
The more you know.
>>29085505
Beating up doggers is degeneracy - kill yourself
>>29085191
So you think the depressingly large portion of every western country who are illiterate don't have to pay taxes because they can't read or spell their name?
>>29085570
Do you know anyone illiterate earning more than minimum wage?
>>29085569
Nope. I'm going to go poke holes in a dog's eyes now.
>>29085532
dog treats can be seen as a sort of currency
>>29085359
We have immigrants for that
>>29084997
>Dogs have Human Rights in the USA
>yet they don't pay any taxes
RUH-ROH
>>29085443
>I have no fucking idea what those rations of theirs are made of
I dont know... those brown things people buy them in bags.
>>29085591
I've heard of illiterate managers who pass all written work onto their underlings and make up all manner of incentive excuses to avoid reading anything. Don't know if that's true, though.
>tfw the government will still start taxing your GBP to provide tendies to single moms and illegals.
>>29085706
are you a dog?
i can't believe that wasn't original
>>29085753
If you think the government will stop at taxing doges, you are mistaken.
>>29085159
Barbara Boxer.boxer is a type of dog.
>>29084997
I need more ore more more more morem orem oremo remo re
>>29085871
explaining the joke always ruins it
>>29085190
t. Rocky
>>29084997
They do not have any income or property to tax, also they do not require any form of state money or welfare whatsoever. Even single mothers (pic related) do not cost the state anything, even better they make puppers
>>29085900
Not in that case. Get some comedic sense, pleb.
