Let's get one of these threads rolling
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>>29083602
Brilliant, more please
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>>29083602
These threads used to be so shitty when they first started popping up, they're a lot funnier now though. Bump
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>>29083602
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>>29084164
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>>29083969
She's so thirsty for you
>>29084338
Oh how different my life would be if I was attractive.
>>29084338
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>>29084338
What's your picture senpai?
>>29084293
>>29084435
Chad White. Look him up on Facebook or Twitter
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Keep em coming, it's great seeing what women will put up with when they think it's Chad
And by great I mean damning of their entire gender
>>29084478
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>>29084338
FUCK YOU CHAD
FUCK YOU STACY
FUCK LIFE
>>29084665
>What did she mean by this?
Top kek
she loves saying "aha" doesn't she, dumb hoe.
>>29084561
It's been one week since you looked at me, cocked your side and said "I'm angry"
Five days laughed at me
>>29084870
So keep your love locked down, your love locked down, keeping your love locked down, gotta keep your love locked down, your love locked down
>>29085072
So prostitutes use tinder now?
So you can keep me, inside the pockets of your ripped jeans, holding me closer until our eyes meet, you won't ever be alone
>>29084665
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>>29084429
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Tfw she gets an Arby's address
>>29084429
BTW nigga you can get a bottle of whisky for 8$
>>29086700
But then I wouldn't have made up the landlord story
These are relatively entertaining.
I can't match for shit so I can't post any, but yeah.
I gave her the address across the street from my house btw
I need to see anon's face, now.
>>29086829
film it
sdasdg
>>29086917
We shall see tbo
>>29086831
A mod banned me for posting pics despite them not being me at all.
But google chadwhitexxx
>>29086984
OP i love you
please film it
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>>29087192
Legitimately kek'd at this one m8 good job
It begins tbo
But I don't see her outside
>>29087250
Did anon call?
I give up. She's not listening to the navigator but at least I got her out the house :^)
>>29087455
>I don't know man, just be yourself?
fuck you, i kek'd though
>>29087192
Fucking lmao
D e v i l i s h
>>29087455
>i dont know man just be your self?
Fucking kek
>>29087455
>not closing the deal
even if you are a 4 out of 10 you could of still used your robot powers and get a HJ out of her
terrible execution pham
>>29087761
She's expecting a Chad
OP, give me guidance.
>>29088680
OP here, tell her you'll suck her toes of she comes back
Stupid roastie bitch
>>29089012
>Whats an archeologist
WHAT
What an entitled demand
>>29083602
>be fat white beta
>lose a ton of weight
>look decent
>intentionally swipe right a bunch of uglies and minorities on Tinder
>arrange dates with them
>talk to them about stuff I've seen on /pol/
>scare off/offend the first few but get better at it over time
>get really good at it
>girls think I'm some kind of prophet and become infatuated with me
>even the minority girls love me
>ignore them after the 1st date because I'm a robot underneath my facade and can't keep up the act
I only meet up with girls to spread the red pill now senpai. Feels okay man.
now what?
origami sadoko
>>29086756
>girls are never this receptive to me if i had pulled the same shit
why the fuck do they even swipe me right
>>29089572
What happened to his hand famfam
i thinks she's onto me
OP!!!
Oregon trail
>>29089952
do you plan on going or you just fucking with her?
>>29083969
kek
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>>29090052
fucking with her. I live half the country away from here. although nudes are nice
>>29090166
please keep us updated tbo
what a fucking entitled girl. /r9k/ is right again. Why are girls like this. Do they just want free stuff or something? gonna make the bitch wait there
this is gonna be good
originallysauce
lol even convinced her to go back out with me
OregonOriginallyOriface
lol
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>>29090892
Why are you doing this? Do you not have any dignity senpai. How is this even entertaining to you lol.
>>29090916
serves Stacies right.
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>>29090916
He's getting back at the roasties in the only way he knows how.
Being a fucking asshole.
>>29090916
I know right. This girl is essentially acting how most robots would in a similar situation.
>>29090970
I understand his motivations but this just seems petty af senpai. Not trying to white knight but I just can't understand how this makes anyone happy. If you want revenge go get fit and make something of yourself.
>inb4 normie gtfo
>>29087192
/r9k/ how am I supposed to say something is funny if nothing is original???????
>>29087192
oh fucking lmao
woooow
I genuinely love how disgusted and angered she seems by that
>>29091037
I feel bad for her, but at the same time she's being really stupid. She probably has a hundred other decent matches on tinder, but because she can't control her hypergamy she's cucking hard for chad.
>>29091037
I think most of the logical robots here agree with you.
I do at least.
>>29084697
reality is torture
free will doesnt exist
it only gets worse
>>29091037
And then what? Get loads of pussy and enough STDs to be Africa condensed into one person?
I mean, I get what you're going at, but... nah.
>>29091094
mickey detected
>>29091094
True. I wish I could go back to being a blue pilled loser. Red-pilling has done nothing for me.
>>29091089
>>29091037
>>29091076
I can recognize that he's being a petty, shitty person to her in what he's doing but can't you guys see that that's /exactly/ what we find so funny about it all?
Imagine the person to do this. What a surreal world we live in. This is fucking hilarious.
She's really being a careless person herself though, for what it's worth.
>>29083602
this is really cringey
anon you have to stop trying to be funny, it actually hurts.
>>29089038
I posted the bone pick up line 100 times and a lot of chicks don't know what they are.
>>29091142
FUck anon, I wish that everyday. I can't handle the ultimate pill. It eats at me.
>>29090892
tell her your friends gave you a ride to the spectrum in irvine and you're at yardhouse
make the bitch drive another 30 minutes
t. someone from the area
>>29091166
Being redpilled is only useful if your a normie and can actually improve. Being a robot is hopeless.
>>29091162
She's just trying to get with a Chad just as one of us would try to get with a Stacey if we believed we actually had a chance.
FUCK YOU WHITE KNOTWS REDDIT LEAVE MY BOARS REEEEE
fug you Dan lol
>>29091162
>>29091218
I recognize this is the case - I'm not disputing that. That's why it's funny.
God knows there's plenty of men who'd fall for the same trick.
I really suspect that people here might, on average, be a bit too cautious or paranoid to get fooled this badly though.
>>29091113
You don't have to have sex with every woman who wants you, being desired by them is enough. Living a good, healthy and enjoyable life is enough. What OP is doing isn't "revenge" because in the end he's just a petty NEET. To be honest family, if life became a happy person he wouldn't even care about getting back at people anymore, only people in pain want revenge.
Pranking girls on Tinder is funny (and they do it too) but when you arrange dates with them just so you can ditch them it's just petty.
>>29091203
What makes me a robot is the fact I have autism and behave/think a certain way. Unfortunately it lead to me somehow red pilling myself. I use it to improve, I realize all my faults and I see the world in a different light. I get work done but I can't into social and I know I never can. I can only live by destiny
>>29091242
fucking fag ruining it god damn it
>tfw Alana is browsing this thread right now
ALANA, PLEASE BE MY GF
>>29091242
Hey bitch if you're reading this fuck you. Dan you're a faggot.
>>29091255
Vagabond (OP) has a gf and a job
If you think it's petty, you can close the thread and hide it
>>29091308
No she's sounds ugly. Alana go away
ALANA PLEASE COME OVER TO MY HOUSE TOO
>>29091336
Normally it's funny I just think its petty to arrange a date. Also I don't care if OP pretends to have a gf online.
>>29091336
Vegabond isn't posting texts. It's another anon
I called her like 100 times and she only picked up once. Slurped into me mic pretty hard and pretended to be a mexican pimp
>>29091426
Did she sound qt?
>>29091458
kinda, sounded pissed
Holy shit this thread is something.
>>29091475
Roastie status: extra roastie
This is the best Chadfishing thread I've ever been in. We need to be more """petty""" tbo
Death to Stacies
>>29091497
thanks anon, it means a lot to me :,)
but yea I do this a lot and also collect nudes for the sport.
>>29091497
some dude is picking up now
>>29091562
Yea. The single chad lurking in this thread that is now fucking her.
>>29089222
You're doing God's work.
>i'm original
>>29086619
Are you a follower of our lord and saviour Catfish man?
>>29091497
>>29091496
We should do this way more often. Soon they will stop going after Chad's on tinder and go after normies and maybe even bots.
>>29091076
Yeah I was slightly overcome by empathy for her at first, but this only happening to her because she can only be satisfied by the top 1% of men, while probably more men are there slouched in her list of matches being ever nice to her and yet she settles for the good-looking guy that's been an asshole to her for an hour.
Essentially this wouldn't be happening if she cared one bit about personality. But she doesn't so she's willing to endure how much of an asshole he is because he's hot.
>>29091961
While you are right, it's fucking tinder. You don't swipe cuz you read their profile, you swipe because you want some fug.
>>29091961
She doesn't even have to care about personality. On her list are probably a bunch of 6-7/10 normies who are her equal, but no she has to have the 9/10 chad.
>>29091997
Again she probably has a lot of other matches who are 6-7/10 which means fairly attractive.
>>29091997
Yes which is a point of view I'm also split on.
Which brings me to my second argument for not being burdened with empathy for her:
That she has such a huge fucking ego!
>muh chad wants to fuck me! I'm sure of it
>I know in my heart that he's screwing with me because he wants to fug
>I know it because I'm so worthy of a chad
Etc... For a person with a decrepit ratio of self-confidence such as myself, it is sometimes funny to see people's confidence being fucked with when they realize that sometimes, chad isn't always going to want them.
>>29089177
How about you tell me if you're gonna suck this dick or I'm wasting my breath
>>29090871
Chad cock is to powerful
Oh how life could have been so different...
>>29091013
>This girl is essentially acting how most robots would in a similar situation.
I keked
keep going opie. Burn this bitch at the stake.
>>29091895
Here's the plan
>buy shares in Arby's
>every robot on /r9k/ creates fake Chad accounts
>fuck with roasties, then send them to Arby's when they ask for a meetup address
>angry roasties will order roasties from Arby's
>share prices go up
>sell shares
>????
>profit
>>29092216
Beautiful. Let the shekels roll in
>>29090166
post her nudes and share man
>>29091037
>make something of yourself
How is this even remotely revenge?
>>29087455
>>29087250
>>29086984
>>29086829
>>29087810
>using a fake profile pic of some model so you can talk to girls and not have sex with her
>haahahah am I cool yet /r9k/ ??
stay pathetic virgin forever m8
>>29093041
Spotted the toastie roastie
Protip: no one says "m8" anymore, silly roastie
>>29093066
i wish i was a roastie i wouldnt be here
im just saying its fucking pathetic, even for a robot
at least try to use your own picture, but you guys are way too scared or pathetic for that
honestly i dont get the appeal of trying so hard to not have sex
It's kind of baffling to use tinder. You'll see these girls whose instagram profiles and pictures make them look pure as can be, but then you actually talk to them and they're the nastiest sluts ever. Some girl fucking engaged ME in sexting, and boy was she nasty. She wore a buttplug the whole time we were sexting too.
>>29089222
Bless you
Original heil hitler
>>29093076
the point of using Chad's picture is to show how these roasties truly are. Chad can say literally anything and get away with it, other guys would get called a creep. Chad made this desperate roastie leave her house at midnight after talking to her for 15 minutes.
>>29093207
Wow, girls want to fuck hot guys. Omg I have lost all faith in humanity XD
honestly i dont know what you guys think is so amazing about this
as if you wouldnt fuck a hot willing girl if you got the chance
>>29093236
>projection
get the fuck outa here underaged retard
>>29093288
what?
wtf
>>29093236
Stay toastie
>>29093370
im actually just saying it for you guys
i dont mind, i know girls want to fuck hot guys and guys want to fuck hot girls
i wish this wouldnt upset you guys so much because you are the one suffering because of it
>>29093394
I'd happily watch some roastie get played than have sex with one.
Just goes to show that if you're Chad, you can literally get away with anything. I wouldn't expect a white knight to understand.
>>29093474
but you keep saying like its something just women do
hot guys can get away with anything too
and hot girls
>>29083602
>professor anthony burch
>>29093041
>whiteknight is this assblasted
>>29093664
FEAR NOT MY FAIR LADY
I SHALL PROTECT YOU FROM THIS SAVAGERY
>>29083643
Wow you're kind of a dick
10/10 thread. thanks chad !!!
fucking whiteknighting dan gtfo. op is doing gods work.. more threads like this in the future pls.
just saw another pic of this alana girl. shes hot.
its crazy that as a chad u can get tinder sluts delivered to ur front door
will do this shit with girls and then appear as myself, and if she starts screaming i call her a slut because she does not like me for my personality.
i will win everytime.
>>29083643
>matching and then talking shit to someone you are not attracted to
Wow you are a massive dick.
And yet you'd go fucking apeshit if a girl went out of her way to insult you.
OP here, wow this thread exploded since I went to sleep.
>>29095767
Nigga, get yo ass out of my thread.
>>29095767
Whiteknight, please go.
This thread is for people who want to see what Chad can get away with.
>>29097200
Always explodes when a whitenkight has to come in and cry about your Chaddyness
>>29093890
post is senpai desu senpai
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>>29097416
Wish I looked like a Chad. I'd seriously have so much confidence in saying that.
>>29087455
holy fuck whoever is posting these lives in las vegas
Vegas girls are extra slooty
>>29085127
Nope but everyone has a price.
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>>29097923
>To play.
That's a pretty spoopy use of dots
I'm on OkCupid and 63 women like me but I can't see them because I don't pay.
I've been messaged first multiple times but I have never had a date off this site.
What am I doing wrong?
How do you "close the deal" as it were?
>>29097923
FFXII remaster was announced today and that's pretty cool
>>29089719
filename I think famalam
>>29098082
I accidently hit the . lol
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>>29098152
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>>29098211
Holy kek.Being a Chad and doing shit like this must be glorious.
>>29098290
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>>29098211
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>>29098410
Arrange another date, shithead.
>>29098436
I would but at work atm
Are you faggots at least gonna meet up with these girls or are you too afraid for that?
>>29098497
>Not knowing what catfishing is about.
The girls think they are talking with Chad Thundercock, not a robot.
>>29098527
So whats in it for you?
I'll set this up after work :^)
>>29098655
Nicely done, anon
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>>29086829
>women give it up this easy
>you will never be attractive enough to pull something like this off
Why live? How am I supposed to find a gf before she is all used up and decides it's time to "settle down"?
>>29098655
i bet you are gonna puss out and not show up
>>29098828
Yup! Oh, you know me so well, anon, I might fall for you!
>>29098466
More pics of monica please.
>>29098828
Chad wouldn't puss out :^). He'll definitely show up but something else will come up :^)
>>29099221
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>>29099289
My kinda wife material.
Probably has a shit personality but looks wise she's nice.
>>29099298
One for the road, anon
>>29099368
You're a good lad. Appreciate that.
Keep 'em coming, anon.
>>29098497
When they bitch about not getting laid this is the perfect oppurtunity but they do not see that
>>29083688
Cringe. This is what happens when a robot tries to look alpha.
>>29099504
this
its honestly kinda sad
>dude i use this fake picture of a hot guy and girls actually want to fuck that guy what a bunch of whores am i right???
>>29093041
>Spotted the beta orbiter
Stay mad faggot
>>29099575
I don't care. I do this because I like it and I figured this board might want to laugh or cringe at my antics.
>>29099911
smooth
keep them coming, i want to see nudes today.
>>29099911
Keep it up, you magnificent bastard
Can anyone explain to me how Tinder works? Does getting matches mean they liked me? My
>>29090748
>Women will literally chase Chad around town all night long
I want off this damned ride bros.
>>29100037
it means you liked them and they liked you
>>29099911
funny but you should try to get some nudes
>>29100046
Chad's cock*
>>29090892
Doing god's work senpai. Keep it up.
>>29100090
Y are you angry tho.
>>29084561
Kektacular
>>29091219
>Beta cuck faggots never learn and try to ruin everyone's fun.
Oh I'm sure the distressed maiden shall reward you for thy valiant service Knight-errant!
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>>29083867
This is the best one so far
>>29083643
Hit him back with
"Well neither are you or a woman for that matter, freak"
Fucking trannies
>>29100366
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>>29087192
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Holy jesus this is amazing
>>29100660
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>>29101143
her nose is probably flatter than her chest
>>29091219
Feelsbadman.jpg
What the fuck happened to this place, who the fuck brought it upon themselves to save this damsel? Fedora tipping pieces of shit
>>29093094
It's 2016 after all, all women are sluts
>>29093394
Yeah even though I disagree with you, where you are coming from is a reasonable opinion and I appreciate that you would want to ease or suffering, but when you see this occur all the time everywhere, it's not just a small minority anymore, you get pissed at everyone. I didn't always hate sluts, until everyone was one, then I took an extremist stance against it because there is not much more you can do.
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>>29101600
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>>29093370
it's funny because you retards would bend over backwards for a 5/10 bitch who shows you the slightest attention, yet you get so butthurt over women doing the same for 10/10 men.
i can only imagine what you rejects would do for a 10/10 virgin qt.
>>29093474
>Just goes to show that if you're Chad, you can literally get away with anything
i don't think anyone is debating that. it's just fucking weird that you autistic cucks spend so much time and energy obsessing over these chads who are fucking all the cute girls you are too omega to even make eye contact with.
you call others white knights as if they are somehow pathetic, but you cucks are literally gutter trash manchildren lol
what's even more hilarious is that most of you have spent half your lives orbitting around ugly girls anyway, and you are upset that women orbit hot men. top kek faggots
>>29102594
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>>29099911
You're a godsend my friend, I love it
>>29102769
Stay mad normie scum
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>>29103328
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>>29099368
what happened to monica :(
Op you need to work on it. Its just boring
>I'm female your hot
>I'm male fuck you
>Bye
Make it like the old threads where chad slowly breaks down into being a complete autismo and has really weird fetishes and shit
>>29103499
No response yet. Trust me, I can't wait either.
>>29098090
Wow you two talk so fucking gay LMAO. Bitch probably gets webbed up daily dog. Bet you Peter got to your bitch first nerd.
Honestly, OP, can you go full on misogynist on these girls? Do it slow though. Start out normal, and eventually let it slip that you fucking hate women and nonvirgins. Then bring up the intensity until you're practically just explaining to them how worthless they are. I want to see how they react.
>>29103854
I actually thought about doing this but they never reply after I give even the slightest hint.
>>29083602
She knows you're a beta cat fishing. This is so sad
>>29083643
Wow you're so butt hurt here
>>29103733
damn shame, monica really did have nice tits
>>29104008
Sure did tbo
>>29086984
hahahahaha amazing
i'm waiting
It's a bit boring right now but I'm only trying to ease into it right now
>>29105530
what the fuck is she wearing
>>29105583
I have no clue at all tbo
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>>29105634
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>>29102672
roastie mad af m8
>>29105687
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>>29105750
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>>29105828
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