>>29081580

Jessies girl obviously

Jessie's Girl

Scotty Doesn't Know

I want your girlfriend to be my girlfriend.

Just my imagination

"If you're horny, let's do it, rise it, my Pony, my saddle, waiting, come and, jump on it"

>>29081580
you could just write some funny couplets and say them periodically

you steal her sock
she rides my cok

>>29081580

Use Mr. Brightside, the hottest new cucking song.

>>29081747
>>29081653
>>29081699

Those are a little tongue in cheek. I prefer something really emotional and depressing cause he always used to call me a fag for singing those kinda songs and I'm just loving the irony.

or you could avoid being a total dick to your friend over some roastie who will probably cuck you too. just a thought

>>29081792
>the honest new cucking song
are you retarded? that song's been out for years.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VrqCBsbeuc

>This song is about a homosexual relationship. After dancing with a girl, Bowie reassures his male partner that he's "only dancing" with her and is not romantically involved. It has also been suggested this was Bowie's response to a derogatory comment made by John Lennon about Bowie's cross-dressing.

Any sort of gangsta rap

>>29081886
Hey you Bro, remember that girl you like?
Jokes on you, I rode her like a bike

See that girl you would wait for?
She sucked my sick like a bloody whore

Remember that chick you diged?
Done with her, she now ducks Nigs.

See that girl tip treated well?
Swallowed too much and Is unwell


I sorta cucked somone and was called Henry [\spoiler]

>>29082042
REEEEEEE FUCKING AUTOCORRECT FUCK OFF

>now everyone knows you're on a phone...

Dump Dump - A$AP Ferg

>things that literally never happened

>>29081897

>implying I care about this chick and not just doing this to get back

Lol are you here right now David? Do you think my voice is improving? I gotta say something about that sweet...tasty....juice she gives me really clears my throat.