What's it like having sex with a milf as a younger guy?
>>29080421
It's ok. Felt kinda disgusted afterwards.
>>29080465
Why? Was she a butterface?
>>29080465
This
Noticed she was balding when I was getting a bj. Could not cum
>>29080421
>*BAAAAAARP* hehe sniff it all up anon!
>>29080763
some women just have thin hair.
>>29080763
should have cum on the bald spot.
>>29080966
please avoid doing that in the future
>>29080966
STOP DESTROYING PERFECTLY GOOD MILF
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS, GET THE FUCK OUT BRAAPFAG !!!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29080421
It was great but her fucking dogs kept jumping on the bed and getting all over my shit. I swear to fuck it's always one thing or another with these older women
>>29080465
also this but I felt regret too
>>29080966
fuck off you killed my boner, bro
>>29080421
they're very appreciative.
younger girls expect you to work your ass off to please them like they're queen or something. older women can't get it anymore so when they do, they show a lot of gratitude.
don't fall in the milf meme, old woman have dry cunts and are stiff in bed
>>29080421
Its amazing. Dont listen to the haterson here. Fucking a milf is numero uno
>>29081064
I don't do it very often, but I feel like every time I've tried to talk to a milf in public she thinks I'm joking with her or something. Getting tired of the "Ara Ara" bullshit.
But like I said, I've done it rarely, if ever. And my current style is more geared towards younger college age girls anyway. I might be a MILF-repellent these days.
there are at least 10 40+ some 50+ milfs I would want to fuck at my wagecuckery establishment
hotter than the girls my age (23) desu desu senpai senpai
>>29081990
dating coworkers is not that great of an idea. unless you work at a place that you know pretty well and has high turnover.
i was doing something at a fundraiser a few months ago and some sort of hot half drunk 45-50 year old woman was eye fucking the shit out of me, i went out to have a smoke and she followed me and started talking to me. i had to leave at that point though
i should have stayed and got milf vag
>tfw no mature buisnes momy to have sex with when shes back from work
As a once 12 yr old who technically got (raped) by a 44 yr old it's GOOD at the time but then you feel dirty find out you have crabs then suffer for years
>>29083196
why didn't you stay? blahblahblahblox
>>29083338
the person who gave me a ride there was leaving so i had to go
forgot, as we were talking while we were smoking, she asked me how old i was (28) and she said something like 'omg you could be my son'. that was kind of weird, i'm not into the whole mommy thing
>>29080763
he said milf not grandma
>>29081000
>>29081064
>the musky beautiful scent of a qt girl farting kills your boner
Get out kiddies.
>>29080966
top kek
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I had sex with a 32 year old, but no kids.
Does that count?
>>29080421
I have the chance to fuck a 60 y/o, should I do it?
>>29084915
Sure, just run a swiffer duster through her vagoo a couple times.
>>29084915
story?
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>>29083235
>hey sweety *BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARP* oppsie i've been holding that all day at work. be a good boy and sniff it up, will ya?
>>29084060
32 is still relatively young
how do i get old pussy?
im average looking and a bit fat
>>29080421
Two words
Loose Pussy
It's nice, they are a little crazy but it feels very business like. When I fucked a 43 year old she kept pushing me into different positions and acting as a bit of a dom, felt kind of like a meat pole. She was older so I could cum right inside her, no worries and then she'd just keep going like a nympho. Woke up and my dick was so sore I could barely walk. She didn't have any kids so she was still tight and she actually took care of her body, all in all it was a good fuck but she's always out of town for business so I only see her once in a while. Also older women aren't to picky as long as you look young and boyish and dont mind being someones personal fleshy dildo that can cum all over them.
>>29085174
Not much of a story, just known her a while and she's really into me, I like her too but the investment over a fuck will affect me more in the long run (I could end up liking her even more/everyone I know will give me crap over it as long as I live) Im kinda leaning towards "fuck it" and moving to where she lives, so that means I'd be able to get laid as much as I want. It's honestly too tempting to pass.
>>29084915
Since she can't get pregnant you can just do bareback 8/8 m8
>be 19
>just got my licenses
>parents have work party at our house
>annoyed
>parents wants me to drive home drunken guests on request
>end of the night
>driving drunk office people home and the train station
>finished
>drive home to find a drunk 36 year women sitting my house steps
>tight brown dress and big cleavage covered in freckles
>ask me if it was okay to drive her back to her apartment
>hesitantly say yes
>she smoke in the car and gives me one too.
>taking shit as we get to her apartment.
>ask me to stick around and smoke with her.
>orders pizza and we watch Seinfeld on her couch
>suddenly she pulls her big tits with the brownest nipples I ever seen.
>she lets me suck on them while she fondled my dick out of my pants.
>she get down of of the couch and suck and rubs my dick.
>jerks my cum into her hand
>she gets up and authoritatively tells me " okay get the fuck out now"
>ask her why?
>tells me "just leave".
>leave and drive home.
I still think about that night and fap.
it would be extremely pleasurable
>>29085549
>pizza and Seinfield are a distinct part of your shitty sexual fantasy
TOP KEK.
>>29085685
For you
Blocxxxx
>milf wants to fuck me
>I have a big milf/mommy fantasy
>she keeps asking if I have a gf
>tells me about how all her younger students want to fuck her
>keeps texting me to hang out
>she doesn't know I have autism
>can't stop thinking about if I got her pregnant
>don't fuck her
>watch milf porn instead
Smoked weed with some 50 year old milf/gilf. Then we made out and she sucked my dick and ate my cum after I cummed twice. She said she never knew a guy could cum twice in a row (I usually don't, but I was very turned on).
She's the ex-wife of this owner of this grocery store thats been running for years. I laugh inside whenever i see that cuck if I shop there.
How do you all meet these women? The only time I encounter older women are as professors or at church
>>29086144
thats not devilish thats fucking pathetic
I would kill for that opportunity. you dumb faggot
>>29086262
OKCupid. Make a profile and message every older woman you find attractive. Even if they don't show your age in their age range that they're looking for, they might be interested.
>>29086418
After having a lot of casual sex, I can say that sex goes in these tiers:
Sex without a condom (i.e. with girlfriend) > porn > casual sex
You gotta use a condom with casual sex unless you don't give a shit about getting herpes, so casual sex kinda sucks in that way. I'd rather jerk to porn than have casual sex, because only sex without a condom is better than jerking to porn.
>>29085902
Pizza and Seinfeld and chill.
Not even milfs will fuck me I'm that ugly
>>29080421
Really good. I fucked my ex gf's aunt when I was 18 and she was 35. She got me drunk and brought me to bed, she got on top of me and took control. It felt really good because she was so skinny and was shorter than me letting her dominate me. She didn't let me cum but I had to get her off, this made me want her even more for next time. We were lovers for like a month then we got found out.
The taboo gives it such a rush having to sneak into her house and out again the next morning just as it gets bright with your hood up, avoiding being seen by neighbours, having to lie to people. I remember having to sneak into her house with my hood up in the dark and finding her in the shower, it almost felt like commiting a home invasion. It is really exciting
Did once about 4 years ago, she was nice but right down to business the moment she stepped inside; brought a bag of sex toys though we didn't get around to using most of them, did some kissing and breast sucking, took turns going down on each other then she rode me, but at the end I had to pull out and jerk like I was trying to tear my dick off in order to get ready to cum in her
I'd really like to meet someone again now, though right now I think I'd prefer something regular and focusing mostly on the making-out + breast sucking + pussy eating (say some sort of arrangement where we meet up after work and we both unwind through me going down on her)
>>29086518
>only sex without a condom is better than jerking to porn
This guy knows.
>>29085330
>older women aren't to picky as long as you look young and boyish
Lmao not on tinder they're not.
>>29086660
>only sex without a condom is better than jerking to porn
I dunno if she is wet enough the condom won't make much difference
>>29081914
>getting tired of ara ara
Nice to know you have shit taste.
>>29086690
That's literally what I said
>no beards
>be tall
Older women just want someone young and boyish that isn't fat to to make them feel younger. They also have crazy fucking sex drives and all the guys around them can barely keep it up
>>29086690
>35
>milf
No anon.
>>29086690
>women think their opinions matter on dating platforms
