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Hey robots, I've got a story for you >be me >19 yo
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Hey robots, I've got a story for you
>be me
>19 yo ksv
>go to uni, join a society
>society has a fucking stupid bonding thing where you pair up with a member of the opposite sex and make some stupid fucking paper flowers
>get paired up with a cute girl
>we both hate the activity and the music they're playing (fucking normie shit you hear on the radio)
>we both like dadrock, start talking about it
>really hit it off
>event comes to an end
>i stop, realise the time has come
>do or die
>I ask for her number
>she actually gives it to me
>shit I don't know what to do with this
>don't talk to her for a year
>fast forward to 2013
>she messages me out of nowhere
>she wants to go out for coffee
>go on three dates, ask her out properly, start dating for real
>over the course of the year cuddle and kiss and go on dates and other really great stuff
>never anything sexual, but I prefer that, I like just holding her and being close
>ff to 2014, valentines day
>drink a little, fall on bed, start cuddling as usual
>she puts her hand in my pants, tells me that she's wet and has been wanting me every day for the past year
>aw shit
>go along with it, lose virginity
>instantly regret it
>really hurt her, I didn't cum, fapping felt better
>think maybe it will get better over time
>it doesn't
>every time we cuddle she ends up wanting to have sex
>i never cum because, like I said, fapping is better
We've been going out for over four years now, what do i do
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Just stop being a wanker m8
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>>29080332
Masturbating felt better than sex? Wow. Either you've got vaginas for hands or she's a fucking dead fish in the sack.

Stop being a faggot, and she's awful at sex. GG.
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go to a sex therapist
that is not normal
i also doubt the authenticity of this because a girl would be weirded out and suspicious if a guy literally NEVER came
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>>29080403
I just can't get into the right place mentally for sex, I'm always concentrating on what I'm doing. Fapping lets me concentrate on fantasies and shit.
>>29080406
She was also a virgin, so maybe that is it? She's really tight and I thought all girls had to do was lie there?
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>>29080459
address concerns with her, but try to see a sex therapist, you're supposed to learn together and be communicative you know
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>>29080595
Thanks anon, I think I will
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>>29080459
Well shit man that sounds like you should be in the porno business. Good on you. You're obviously just trying to give her a good time, which is pretty awesome. You should try more things with her, maybe there's a position or fetish you guys could engage in that would really do it for you? Sorry for calling you a faggot.
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so once there was this friend of mine from naples who got his pc fucked up by a virus so i came to his house and checked the pc so i told him he needed to format his pc because it was irrimediably fucked gesturing with fingers and he said what does formatting mean i use pc just for downloading songs and i said that it deletes everything so he said ue pasquale let me make you a machiato while you formatti so i formatted the pc and he said come to the kitchen so i can give you the machiato so he opens the fridge and he said e porcoddio i'm out of milk o san genna' so he unzipped my pants and gave me a blowjob and he put the cum on the coffee so i pretended to drink the coffee and told him i had to take a shit and from that day on i didn't see that friend of mine ever again
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>>29080635
Tel me more
Comento de originalissimo super original
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>>29080332


What do you do? How about fuck off you fucking normie
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>>29080626
Well here's the other thing, we never just cuddle anymore. It always turns into sex, which I don't really enjoy. And these days even fapping can take upwards of 2 hours for me to finish. I think I really do need to go see a sex therapist
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Try your best to stop fapping for a week (I know it's easier said than done, but the power of love can pull you through). Seeing a sex therapist might also help, as the other anons have suggested.

I know that feel though. I wasn't able to climax during my first time either.
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>>29080923
sounds like it dude, look up some good ones in your area
godspeed anon
you're gonna make it
also, maybe try smoking weed, it seems to cure random specific ailments such as this for people in my experience
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>>29080332
Stop whacking it.
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>>29081515
>>29080957
I go for 2-3 weeks without fapping though. It's difficult to find 2 spare hours in a day, and I usually just get bored halfway through nowadays
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>>29080459
you dont have to fantacise when you have sex, concentrate on her pleasure and the emotions it brings to you
ofc if youre a sociopath and she sucks in bed tough luck
also teach her and explore, no change in 4 ears ? only missionnary ?
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>>29080332
You get the fuck off of this board you FUCKING NORMAL FAGGOT
GET
THE
FUCK
OUT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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FUCKING NORMALFAG/CHAD
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>29080332

GTFO normie. fuck off to /adv/
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>>29080353
underappreciated

origigianp
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>>29080332
What the fuck is wrong with you OP?
Good god man, a girl is willingly letting you put your meatstick in her sloppy wet hole, and you'd rather fap? What the fuck bro.
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>>29080332
this full-blown normie is not a "bro" he is not someone who should be even noticed by us

when will they learn that YOU DO NOT BELONG HERE IF YOU ARE NOT A GODAMN VIRGIN
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