>twf brother1 goes eat pizza with his friends
>brother1's friends invite brother2 over to eat with 'em
>i am the only one who never gets invited anywhere by nobody (and franky it's good from a certain POV)
But right now I'm really craving pizza. And not only now! I live in a small village where everybody knows everybody and I can't go in one of the only two pizzerias to order a pizza because ppl will start looking at me and asking questions like they know me very well. How can I do? They don't even have an online ordering system. So sad...
>>29079984
>everybody knows everybody
maybe because you're a nobody
>>29080023
srsrly. how can I do?
Is there something I can order on Amazon that gives me the pleasure of pizza?
make a pizza, it's not too difficult. the only hard part is stretching out the dough but if you tear it you can just knead it into a ball and try again.
>>29079984
Holy fucking shit man, just go to the place and order the pizza, what's wrong with you? Ordering a pizza is a fucking joyous occasion just fucking do it.
>>29080507
yeah...if only I lived in a city...
>>29080437
Or you can be lazy and use premade frozen dough with fresh toppings. Not as good as fresh but still better than anything a chain pizza place sells.
>>29080574
CaII dominoes you mong
>>29080601
it'd be better if he could get premade fresh dough, the frozen dough i've had is pretty shit.
where ya from? organismus
>>29080670
a european country...
>>29080729
slav? orgsumi
>>29081044
nah..
originalshit
Do they have 'Go 'Za tho?
>>29080729
>>29081160
Just call fucking dominos you mongoloid
>>29079984
Call a pizza chain then you cuck.
What the fuck's the problem?
You just order a pizza and eat it. It's not the inquisition.
>>29081237
>>29081192
I live in a small village. There're no pizza chains here.
>>29081253
then I'd have to go inthere to order and see ppl looking at me every time and asking me questions and laughing and laughing and laughing...
>>29081253
When the 'tism is as strong as it in OP's case, you cannot just "order a pizza" without having to plot out every single step in excruciating detail.
>>29081290
What questions are they going to ask you? you just sit there and wait for them to cook it then leave.
>>29081290
Why don't you just call ahead of time so you only have to walk in, pay, grab food and walk out 1min-2mins inside tops?
>>29081304
i am not gonna make a list of the questions they ask me but, trust me, they do it, almost every time.
Fuck. I wanna live in a city/town or in a small village where nobody knows me. Does any of you wanna host me? I'll contribute to pay...
>>29081361
Why not give us some examples of questions they'll ask you, you paranoid sperglord?
>>29081388
>How are you doing?
>What do you want to order?
>>29079984
I hope you rot and starve you autistic fucking cunt
>>29081388
>>29081434
No, I don't mean the pizza guy. I mean the other ppl inside the pizzeria too. There're always ppl in there.
>>29081434
Say what you want instantly. If asked anything, answer in one or two words.
>>29081467
you've a very high opinion of yourself if you think others are interested in you, no one cares your exist not fuck off and get a pizza
>>29079984
pls be my gf OP
also
>not having a stack of frozen pizzas in the freezer ready to go
>>29081459
fuck you, you son of a bitch!You're not funny, kid!
Why don't you just order a pizza to go?
>>29081507
that is what i was talkin about...
>>29081882
France?
pr0x
>>29081882
Ellipses...
>>29082172
no, no ellipses, brah.
>>29082127
yup, mon amie.
>>29082271
So are you pepe?
For some reason, I feel like OP is a woman.
>>29082364
Let's analyze this..
> ppl will start looking at me and asking questions like they know me very well.
sounds like a woman. on the other hand..
>i am the only one who never gets invited anywhere by nobody
sounds more like a robot
>>29082364
>>29082496
is it important whether I'm a woman or not?
