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can we get an autism proof guide on how to get a gf?
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can we get an autism proof guide on how to get a gf?
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Be tall AND rich
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>>29079442
no because no such thing exists. getting a GF depends 100% on getting rid of the autism. the autism itself is the blockage of what girls are attracted to.
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>>29079474
how do we get rid of autism then?
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>>29079442
Sure
Step 1: Stop posting Pee Pee Frog
Step 2: Stop being a turbo autist
Step 3: Don't be a Neet
Step 4: Get of 4Chin
Step 5: Commit Sudoku
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>>29079495
by being yourself.

translation: go out into the world and immerse yourself in PEOPLE THINGS instead of ALONE THINGS. Act however you want to and ACTUALLY LEARN when people tell you what they do and don't like. You'll normify in time as long as you don't have that retarded "they're all wrong and i'm rightbecause i'm smarter than them" attitude.
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>>29079442
Just be yourself.

(autism proof post)
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Being yourself.

Only works with normies = autism proof
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>>29079442
Just grow up.
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>>29079796
i am 23, how much older do i need to be?
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>>29079614

i cant think of many people things i enjoy, does mtg count?
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>>29079820
apperently 44
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>>29079856
It does count, but you will not change much because those people are mostly broken.

here are some suggestions.

join a team sport. soccer or volleyball. you don't have to be good at it, and people will go out with you for food afterwards. Join a bike club.

Go to meetup.com and join a philosophy group or a discussion group for something you like.

learn to play an instrument and get into a band

do karaoke or perform standup -- get on stage.

go to speed dating events.

basically go to anything where it is expected that you interact with people. do not go to bars or farmers markets or concerts. people only talk to who they came with at those places. go to things that require that you interact with total strangers.

do the team sports thing it's so fucking easy you just throw a ball around and then people talk to you and you make friends
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>>29079614
Or he'll get shit on for being eccentric. Similar to how people come here just to fuck with autists, it'll be just like that IRL
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>>29080016
yes, he will. and he will stay in the game and learn and change. that is literally the only way out. Eat shit until you're the one doing the shitting.
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>>29079442
you dont really have autism if you can get a gf.
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>>29079442
Just be yourself. Seriously. And play the numbers game. There's a psych experiment you've probably seen reproduced by some YouTube channels where they had participants walk up to random people on the street and say, "Will you have sex with me?" The success rate was about 2%. The odds say that if you walk up to 50 women and ask them out, at least one will say yes -- and probably more.

You need to focus on being you as strongly as you can. While it will turn most people off, it will allow the few people attracted to your particular brand of awkward, bitter misogyny to find you.
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>>29080230
>when you realize that those 2% were saying yes to an extremely attractive man and then wnet back on it after filming
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>>29079623
>>29079680
>>29079614
that meme does not work
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>>29080392
he's got it backwards. you can't "fake it." you have to internalize it. they can tell the difference. what he calls "bullshitting" I call "using what you learned"
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>>29079442
>be tall
>be attractive
>have confidence (and real confidence, not faked bullshit)
>demonstrate value
Congratulations, you have a girlfriend.
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>>29080615
>mfw the game is mainly rigged from birth
welp, guess thats the reason i am here
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