Post your biggest regret
being born to be quite honest with you frienderino
Probably could have gotten laid at 16. But I turned thr girl down because I thought I'd find someone more perfect.
That was 3 years ago. Unfuck my shit, someone.
>>29079439
having sex with jessica
>>29079451
first post best post
I can't fix anything no matter how much i try.
>>29079439
If I had used my leverage when I had it, I could have had a job instead of a year-long internship
>>29079439
not offing myself
>>29079439
Using the internet, I regret ever using the internet.
>>29079439
Going out of state for uni. I could have kept my qt3.14 robot gf that was still in high school and just banged her forever.
Instead I went to an overly expensive, out of state private school where I met my current gf who is a needy bitch with tons of medical problems. Bigger tits though.
>>29079439
Too many to fucking list, basically my life is just a culmination of everything I've fucked up leading me to this point
Deciding to give up on life at age 14 and becoming a shut-in.
If. I wasn't so insecure as a teenager, I could have had an actual relationship with my crush (as it turned out she has a crush on me too).
>>29079439
Answering to unknown phone numbers last January.
>>29079439
>TFW you turned every member of your family against you forever for a $100 bonus you don't need anyway, just cause too many free drinks.
http://efukt.com/20963_Bad_Times_At_The_Bachelorette_Party.html
>>29079484
>But I turned thr girl down because I thought I'd find someone more perfect.
this seems to have happened to a lot of ''robots''
>>29079737
Damn, basically came here to post the same thing.
Hell, it happened two times actually.
Now I'm a 24 year old KV with basically zero friends.
>>29079439
I regret not making my dad take his blood pressure pills.
He always said he was fine and then just tossed the meds to the side. He worked long hours(medicine deliverer).
He died 2 days after his B-day @44
I was only 13
>>29080024
There's no where else for us failed normies to go to.
Dropping out of College
>>29079439
ever coming to this forum
>>29079916
story please, mr phone call man
>>29080643
This to be honest. My teenage years would have been considerably different if I had never discovered 4chan.
Spending all of my free time in middle school on RuneScape
Right at a critical point in social development, and I threw it away. I have nothing to show for it.
>>29079439
I shouldve said goodbye
Biggest recent one was trying to kill myself last night (hanging and overdose), spending the night in the hospital and then getting released without getting committed at all. Apparently they trust me not to do it again. Also, the police saw my loli anime wallpaper background. That was super embarassing.
Living with my sister my sophomore year of college and rooming that dumb bitch
>>29079439
Ever confessing to girl. I'd rather not know rejection.
>>29079439
Once I almost managed to get a girlfriend... She was really cute and nice. We were texting all the time. But I decided to not to go on another date with her so I could fap and play vidya at home instead. Since that day I turned into a completly failed normie.
>>29079916
Jacket get out
>>29080858
Exactly this,
Are you me?
I learned english and how to solve slide puzzles though
>>29079439
>didn't take college seriously when I was 18
>didn't actually think about what I wanted to do with my life
26 now, & I'm barely finishing up my accounting degree. It's shit,I don't even like it but I was blinding by the money. It's literally torture studying the material & I'm just the work will be the same.
If I could go back in time, I probably would've chosen something interesting like biology or an outdoor science
>>29081127
At least you learned a language from it. I didn't even get that, since English is my first language.
Not saying hi to all those girls
>>29080858
I lost the best girlfriend I ever had because I wouldn't stop playing WoW in 2006. I seriously could have married her. My life would be so much better if I never played that fucking game.
wasting 4 years of my life after my last relationship not attempting to talk to girls
almost 23 now and wanting to kill myself every day
i recently got tinder after convincing myself im desperate enough to try it out and every single girl that doesnt message back or refuses to meet up is legitimately heartbreaking for me. i also worked up the courage to ask a grill for her number the other day, which she gave me. i then find out later she already has a boyfriend and only gave me the number because she was nervous and didnt know how to react. i wish i had just never talked to her because now i can never go back to that store
Falling in love with a lesbian and being obsessed with her for the last two years of my life. Still can't seem to stop
Squandering the only girl to ever really take an interest in me.
>see her for the first time
>year 11 exams
>she was a year 12 taking her as-level exams. >Look over halfway through exam
>cute hippie chick with bleachblonde hair and small braided dreds
>Remember thinking I'd never have her, I'd never speak to a girl like her
>Next year
>she's a year older than me, in year 13
>I'm a year 12 now
>We end up hanging out because we're both on that kinda outcasty group you get in English sixth forms
>We hit it off and hang out, end up getting closer
>remember she sat squished right up next to me in an armchair in the common room while our small group played cards.
>Halloween party
>one month into the term
>she's there
>Starts dancing with two fucking hula-hoops >most amazing thing I've ever seen
>resolve to ask her out and at least get rejected
>go outside with her to smoke
>her boyfriend is already there
>dreds
>blonde surfer hair
>carries these 'poi' things he can wave around in a cool way
>my arch nemesis
>leave 10 minutes later complaining of tiredness
>go to bed hating my life
>common room, couple weeks later
>talking to another girl
>mentions breaking up with boyfriend
>I have my chance
>try to be more forward
>finally go for a walk late at night
>she does it often
>almost drop her in a canal
>walk her home
>hugs me
>smells like weed and cheap perfume
>at this point the greatest scent in the world
>as she walks down the road to her house shout after her
>'if you're ever in the market for a boyfriend give me a call!'
>she laughs
>turn corner
>oh fuck what have I done
>get home sullen as hell
>1 new Facebook massage
>From her
>ohshit.jpg
>'you're a cutie'
>almost die from happiness
>Dated for a month, have the time of my life
>couple of days after new years
>'anon let's meet up'
>doesn't even break up with me there
>has to do it over Facebook after I leave
>cry
>2 weeks later
>open Facebook
>photo of her and that cunt with the dreadlocks
>cry again
asking out my best female friend in middle school
ruined one of my greatest friendships
>>29082899
i don't see anything regrettable here? where did you fuck up?
>>29083014
I feel like I just wasn't good enough, or I did something wrong while we were dating, and that I could've kept her instead of her returning to that guy.
In hindsight I greentexted the wrong part, but I don't feel like doing another 2000 characters right now, least of all for this
Being homeschooled
>fell for the go gay meme
>meet a musc gl top on grindr
>lose my homoginity
>start feeling like shit
>it gets worse
>go to doctor
>got_the_package.ttf
at least i got my ass fucked before i die a khhv in denial
Devin.
Burning the past to fuel a brighter future. Fug.
not transitioning into a girl from a very early age.
didnt realize how terrible being a manlet is until it was too late.
>tell a girl about how you experimented doing gay stuff
>she stops seeing you as a potential partner despite you being perfectly straight
Going for a normie degree (law)
>>29079439
Not practicing piano at least 2 hours a day every day
Fuck videogames, now I have to make up for years of not practicing at 24. I could've been doing something with my talents
Taking the job instead of living the NEET life. Now I'm trapped in the debt treadmill and have to wagecuck for the next 40 years.
>>29083255
There are a lot of spergs in law. I'm a lawyer. Very few of us argue in court. Usually it's reading and studying shit and writing by yourself. You just have to deal with douchebag bosses.
>>29079439
Not doing meditation this weekend.
>>29079439
Using my real name everywhere online since age 10.
>>29079439
Not killing myself when i had the right mindset to do it.
>>29083237
The girl has probably not been with other men and they have told her the thought of touching another man sexually is absolutely repulsive. Most straight men feel this way. So when you told her you'd done gay shit she probably thought you were closet gay which in reality you are probably bi if you were able to do sex stuff with a man. In the future, take that to your grave if you want to be absorbed back into the hetero male world.
>>29080125
Life goes the way life goes, not much you can do but remember your dad for the good man he was .
>>29083183
Trapped in the closet reference for the win.
>>29083472
The girl has probably been with other men*
Not biggest but... going to meet an old crush in London (I was an exchange student in the UK, and she was in Netherlands) instead of staying for a festival with my new awesome friends where I lived.
Meeting her was terribly dull, I spent much more money and I would have had more fun going to London alone later
>>29079439
Being too much of a coward to actually kill myself.
>>29079439
not committing patricide when I was 16
>>29083372
I feel you, friendo. From 9 to 13, I did some really dumb shit under my real name, some of which I haven't been able to get rid of. The worst part is that my name is so unique that if you google me, it all comes up.
wasting my early 20s.
literally all i have to show for being 26 is living that long
>>29079439
Starting watching porn
>>29083067
Regardless of how you treated her it's obvious she would have left you for that douchebag sooner or later anon, don't blame yourself.
>>29079439
Using my dad as a 1:1 rolemodel and eventually only taking some of his worst traits and very few of the good.
>>29079439
It used to be law school, but I passed the bar and became a prosecutor. I work in a smaller area and I can literally get away with anything.
My main regret is letting her get away. She is dating a guy who works at Home Depot. I sit in my office shitposting all day while thinking about her.
>>29079439not killing myself yet
>>29079439
Living
bloxblox
Getting a girlfriend in my teens.
Fucked up my life so bad.
don't know what my biggest regret is, my life is fucked beyond repair
picking up smoking
>>29079439
i dropped out of college and moved back home, so i basically threw away my future and chance to live with friends/have a career
that said, i dont see any way where i don't do that.. im just that kind of fuckup
also a qt liked me once when i was 18, but she friendzoned me. i wish id tried harder to win her over because i still wonder if i could have made something happen with her
>>29083991
Thanks pal, for all the bad feelings I'll no doubt continue to have, I appreciate this. I hope you get past whatever regrets you have.
>>29083829
Same thing for me, only it was a unique nickname
>>29079737
Exactly the same for me, too. I knew she liked me but I used to be an even bigger sperg back then
>>29080974
>Biggest recent one was trying to kill myself last night (hanging and overdose)
>Biggest recent
>last night
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>>29079439
Wasting all my time with my high school sweetheart. I was so excited to have a boyfriend that I put up with his shit for three years until he cheated on me with a random whore with three kids from tinder. He was 280lbs and just slept in his bed all day, never wanting to do anything. I wasted so much of my life. He'd talk down to me often and I felt myself get a little older each time.
>>29084400
That pic resonates with me because I have this problem that whenever I'm miserable or secretly despising what's happening in a "friendly" social setting I get a nervous smile on my face or laugh awkwardly.
It makes me feel like a psychopath.
Never talking to the girl that was so into me back in middle school...I never had a girlfriend and im 25.
>>29079737
Same here.
I refuse to date anybody that isn't them.
Spend all my teenage years playing computer games. WHY I even lost my gf because of that.
Anyone else notice a common theme? Some shit involving women
>>29087337
it's always like that.You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
dropping out of high school
fuck me
now I have to work up from CC to go to a shitty state university when I was poised to do far better.
>>29079439
High school. I have less than 3 weeks left before I'm done and all I did was waste my time playing vidya and jerking off to hentai.
I managed to get a good scholarship for college so here's hoping that one day I may become a normie.
>>29079989
fucking amazing thank you
3. Trusting a girl from /r9k/
2. Posting her nudes on /r9k/
1. Dropping out of school
Those are my biggest regrets.
>>29079484
FUCKING SAME
Like the exact same ages and shit
Ironically I came in to say "Stalking my ex after the relationship was over." It was her.
Fucking Oona.
>>29081618
I just had to reply because of how profoundly I can relate... Sarah why
>>29079439
I don't have a pic of my own birth sorry
The first time I bought heroin.
>>29079439
tommy ran the show but i'm pretty sure chuckie was physically the biggest.
Not telling her I liked her sooner.
>>29079439
Alcohol desu. Shit stole my youth, my money, my health and a good job. I never learned how to connect with people because i relied on alcohol for that, but it's fake because once you sober up its just not the same and it becomes apparent I'm boring, quiet and awkward.
Just broke up with my girlfriend. Shit didn't hit me until I got home and am now shaking
I never killed a nigger
Not going to town on two cuties when they asked me to take my dick out in high school. Parents were out of town, whole shebang. Still a virgin 10 years later.
Worst part is I wanted to but I was so nervous I started giggling and said some weird nonsensical shit.
>>29079439
three are tied:
1) I should have asked her to marry me sooner
2) I should have married her faster
3) We should have started having kids right away
not having the balls to asking out that high school qt when I had the chance.
With the confidence of, maybe, getting a qt at that point, I wouldn't have become the failure that I'm right now.
Alas, it also could be just another excuse that I say to myself, again.
>>29080312
A cemetery.
>>29084206
Daily reminder that you can literally be a hotshot lawyer and if you aren't Chad still be on r9k
I really don't have any regrets. Its pointless to feel bad about things that happened in the past. They happened and they can't change. There are some things I wish were different sure, but its not like I ever had a chance to be important. My life will probably turn out like most people's...memories leading up to an inevitable nothing.
Being too insecure and terrified of actually having a girlfriend. Ended up rejecting a girl I got along with really well and making her cry when I would have loved to be with her. Then a couple years later I completely cut another girl out of my life when I noticed we were getting to that point, I was so cold.
Every time I'm out somewhere I get anxious thinking I might run into the 2nd girl again. I've probably played out the conversation in my head a million different ways by now.
>>29082922
This is so scary. I'm scared to ask out any of my friends that are girls
>>29083183
So are you actually gay, or bi?
Also, what is a khhv
Regret implies that things could've unfolded differently, which I am not certain of.
Taking a year off.
>>29079737
>people who have had crushes on them can be robots
Why is that it seems like I'm the only to never ever have been fancied by anyone? Shit sucks when you realize that any lambda robot is doing better than you.
>>29079484
>Probably could have gotten laid at 19, 20 & 25 and at least gotten head at 26
JUST
Not realizing my brother was being abused until it was too late.
I'm so sorry. I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry.
