Ahhh, what a lovely evening walk as the sunlight covers the valley. No chavs or lower class here. No estates, no thugs, just me. Just me and the other upper middle class village members with their bmws and 911s parked outside the restaurant across from the church. The village is peaceful and contains no youth whatsoever. I'm the youngest fucking person here. Ahhh, isn't life sweet. It's such a shame you aren't here a anons. :^)
east lancs?
here we go. ____________Another photo
I know that feel, feels great living in a rich, predominantly white area. I know the rest of the country complains about mozzies and blackies a lot but I honestly hardly ever see one. Yes, life is good.
>>29079314
yep. You know the town? Won't mention it here but it's hella nice
Fuck you're lucky, no chavs no thugs?
Tell me the name of this fabled place. Gif unrelated.
>>29079396
No can do, anon. You are not worthy. Only Eliza is worthy of the knowledge. :^)
>>29079284
Yeah but isn't that a graveyard in the background?
whats is your opinion on pic related?
>>29079418
;( But anon, I need to get out of here!
>>29079375
I recognised the geography of the picture instantly, can't put my finger on where exactly though.
>>29079430
The village graveyard? yep. As with all villages it contains a church and graveyard. completely normal, anon
Are you in a fucking graveyard?
>>29079418
How did I know this was a pathetic attempt to attract a mate?
>>29079447
You should try to summon her.
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>>29079341
wew lad, fuck off normie
>>29079516
hmmmm. I could? Now what would I need to summon an Eliza? an autistic cat and a baby perhaps?
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>>29079489
Oh. Got it. I know where. :)
>>29079556
I was talking about summoning taytay.
All you need to do to summon eliza is say erica/marky/ciara/eliza and she'll already catch it off desustorage.
>>29079284
cumbria here, your village is shit desu
>>29079577
Right on, anon ;). it's pretty seculuded in terms of buying a place to live there. The community try to keep the village as authentic and original as possible. E.g. making your garden look tidy, no tv aerial wires etc
>>29079504
Tell me the name of that place
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>>29079314
HELLO: Good evening. I would like to begin by introducing myself. My name is Nick and I come from a low income neighborhood where life is not very comfortable. I've stolen many things, and have been involved in many altercations, most of which have ended in gunfire. In addition to this, I've had sexual intercourse with a great number of the opposite sex. In contrast, and despite the lack of legitimate evidence, I believe you to have been in a involved in a number of homosexual activities. Activities I, and my companions, look down upon. I am so much stronger than you and, my powers of rhetoric are so much greater than yours, that you can employ an army of some sort to aid in your fight with me; but I would of course prevail because I am stronger than you. I'm sure I needn't remind you of my place of birth where and, as as I explained before, the living conditions are much worse than in your aforementioned city of residence. I would like to stop here for a moment and remind you that I am in fact orating with little, or no, prior preparation, an act commonly referred to as "freestyling." Once again, and I think this bears repeating, I would like to restate my claim that I am, in fact, much stronger and, have endured a larger number of hardships then you. Hardships which have left me with an aggressive behavior and imposing demeanor which I believe frightens you. I know of a woman with whom you have had sexual intercourse. I, too, have had sexual intercourse with said woman and she complained to me of your less then exemplary performance in bed. She went on to explain to me in graphic details the dimensions and particulars of your genitals; and I tell you what she said was not very generous, Sir. In conclusion, I would like to leave you with a brief summary of my argument: you sir are a weak, timid, and untrustworthy homosexual. The city in which you live is not nearly as difficult to live in, nor is it in such a high state of disrepair as mine.
>>29079284
Hi there, Elliot, seems like life is treating you well
>>29079284
What do you do for fun aside from walking? What are you doing with your life professionally?
>>29079630
the better word would be exclusive. You have to look right etc. a chav certainly wouldn't be allowed to buy a cottage/ house here
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>>29079658
See all of this is pretense. You sometimes get close to interacting like your normal self but you always backpedal at the last minute and dive headlong into your usual character's rhetoric. I'm coming at your straight, but you never seem to be able to get there. I assume someone hurt you pretty bad in the past and you're afraid to reveal your true self to people anymore, but I really have no ill intentions here.
>>29079284
All the men wear wellies and mackintoshes and carry vintage shotguns over their arms with a brace of coneys over their shoulders on their way to the pub for a newspaper full of chips, and they all doff their flat caps as the lord drives by in his Silver Ghost, right chap?
Christ, you must be EDL. No one else is this stupid or nostalgic for an age that never existed except in the fevered imagination of Nick Griffin.
>>29079688
Oh, hey there Donny. You the guy with the cig and beer in his mouth taking the strole through the woods? In that case, strole the fuck ooutta here, boy-o
>no chavs
So are there no poor white people in that area, or are the poor white people actually friendly and decent?
>>29079658
Oh I play plenty of vidya. The best thing about it is while I live in this almost forgotten lifestyle. I also have plenty of access to modern day comforts. Internet, Netflix etc. I'm currently taking my A levels two years early. I want to study economics and possibly politics in university and become a manager/CEO of a company.
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>>29079284
You've already basically admitted to various flaws in your own rhetoric which make your claims hold no more solid a basis to follow out of either self-interest or for any subjective concept of "the greater good" I may have. You could disagree or "pity" me all you like if I spontaneously decided to veer to the left, but you'd never be able to come up with a strong enough argument to convince any informed but theoretically impartial observer that your position is the better, more logical one, and vice versa. Therefore what you possess is merely an opinion, like all of /pol/ and the mother jones socialist camp, and you're entitled to an opinion, but it's literally nothing more than an opinion and thereby cannot be considered reliable, informed, or even sufficiently "true".
what's with all these blog posters on /r9k/. First donatello now this other faggot. Fuck off back to facebook with your shit
>>29079759
chavs are pretty much %95 poor. Then there is the middle clad "laddish type" (I call them secondary chavs). Luckily there aren't any of these here either. Just good middle class men and women
Wow guys. Someone went for a walk.
When can I buy your book?
>>29079688
Sir anus, True selfs are boring
>>29079775
for once i welcome your shitposting. Here's your (you)
>>29079798
>I call them secondary chavs
Fuck off mate
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>>29079798
I hole-hardedly agree, but allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment.
For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a
diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality
on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very
valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is
a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems
like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything
in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to
bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things.
It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your
rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name
of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and
when supply and command fails you will be the first to go. Make my words, when you get
down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once.
It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to
swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion
through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the
petal to the medal you will pass with fIying carpets like it's a peach of cake.
where is the nearest train station?
>>29079524
Do I look like a normie? Explain why?
>>29079284
Figured it was only a matter of time before you started ripping off donatello
You're probably the most fucked up person on here, and the sad thing is, you don't even know it.
If I saw you in person I'd pick a fight with you.
I fucking hate narcissists.
>>29079847
>pre-Madonnas
I know it's pasta, but fuck.
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>>29079847
Fuck off stupid cuck. This is my thread and you aint allowed to post in it.
>>29079848
Oh it's too rural for a station. The village is situated in a valley with a quaint little stream at the bottom and either side lined with cottages. It's fucking cosy. We drive everywhere. There is an ice cream shop however.
>>29079861
You're the narcissist coming in here thinking I give a shit about your opinion. I'm making r9k great again.
>>29079878
Put on a trip and you can join the tripgroup on skype. We discuss methods of gaining more (you)s on our daily blog posts.
>>29079861
I'm the most fucked up person on here? Do explain. What's a narcissist? My mother called me that too
>>29079891
Oh, erm hey there Nick 2. I am making r9k great again yes.
>>29079891
What about the womens, little nicky
where are the wonderful ol' blonde white pure american pussies?
>>29079869
kek. Nobody gives a shit about your blog post. Glad donatello is around to ruin it for you
>>29079896
add me to the trip group.
>>29079891
Don't bother responding to me.
I'm not talking TO you.
I'm talking AT you.
I don't give a shit what you have to say to me.
Go die in a fire.
>>29079833
It's true. they act just like chavs. The only real difference is there background and clothing style which is still very similar (Adidas)
>>29079967
Oh, hey Eliza. How's it going?
>>29079284
God looks so comfy
>>29079977
Nobody calls anyone secondary chavs, do you invent terms for every little detail in your head?
>>29079878
but where is the nearest one?
and that does sound nice, sort of like where I was living about a year ago, but with better cars and old people instead of hippies
>>29079968
That was a fake Nick. As for your statement I have no idea what you are talking about. I am pretty great. I'm talking at you btw. :)
>>29079967
I HATE YOU SO MUCH YOU DRUGGED UP CRACK WHORE
FUCK YOU AND FUCK MARKY TOO
>>29080005
Don't get bitchy with me. I live here, I know what I'm saying. Screw off.
>>29079968
Haha! think you can boss me around on my own home turf?
>>29079993
all good nick, wanna fuck?
>>29080036
Well you're fake but atleast you're on my side. It's good to know someone admire me.
>>29080028
that bitch behind you is HAWT, what's her snapchat boiii?
>>29080048
h-hehe. Sure, Eliza. You're my fav fellow 4chan user. I like seeing you on here. You cutie, YOU! Can you rerate me based off these photos?
you tripfags planned this whole exchange didn't you?
>>29080071
Oh her? She doesn't have one. However she des have bad memore aka dementia which means I steal from her and she doesn't even realise it. haha
>>29080074
8/10 but I like your facial structure, hair and clothing so a closer to a 10/10.
Lose a little face fat and work out more and you'll be a 10/10 in months.
>>29080074
9/10 cutie, thinking about dumping my bf just for you
>>29080085
Everything I do is pre-meditated :) ___ ____
>>29080074
eliza's trip has been dropped, that's not her
and fucking her is a bad idea, unless you want 18 STDs
FRISBEE DOGE
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA LMAO HAHA
>>29080130
This looks somewhat cosy, man. Moscow? Korea? I still don't understand how I'm the most fucked up person on here.
>>29080028
Your grandma reminds me about old age and death and thats just make me sad, fuck that old cunt
>>29080095
hahahaha you could rape her old ass and she wouldn't even notice, DO IT
>>29080163
Yeah Ikr. My grandma is very useful. However she does give me pocket money and sweets so there's that. I hope she writes me into her will, haha
>>29080161
Moscow. commies built some beautiful metro stations
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t30E6QR6qtU ;)
>>29080223
Very true. Although I do not agree with communism they were rather impressive and efficient. I look up to Stalin. I like fascism myself. I'm obsessed with collecting Nazi memorabilia. Very fascinated with Goebbels and Adolf
>>29079775
Nice tatoos
>>29079633
Royal tunbridge wells
