How can I kill myself having a heart attack?
I don't want my parents feel guilty for my death
shitpost until you die of exhaustion from not sleeping/eating
>Grab a knife
>Attack your heart
Erotic asphyxiation?
It won't seem like you're suicidal.
Buy a bunch of yellow oleander seeds and put them into a blender to make a smoothie. Drink said smoothie and enjoy your death. You should use at least 5. People survive eating 1 so play it safe.
cyanide, ricin or epinephrine.
Cyanide=some industrial dyes
Ricin=Castor beans
Epinephrine=steal an epi--pen or somehow successfully get a prescription by pretending to have a severe allergy.
Warning: Epinephrine and Ricin are known to be extremely painful ways to die, but they do in fact leave no trace.
You could always drown in a river or crash your car and make it look like an accident. Both painful and uncertain methods.
Here OP. It even mimics the symptoms of a heart attack
http://whatscookingamerica.net/Information/Foxglove.htm
>>29078432
More
http://www.m.webmd.com/vitamins/ai/ingredientmono-287/foxglove
>>29077926
>Erotic asphyxiation
gold
>>29077927
My understanding is that, if he just took them straight, he'd throw up. However, wouldn't they maybe be able to resuscitate him?
Then he'd live in horrible pain for the rest of his life. I imagine that he'd have to go to a secluded area, to eliminate the chance of people finding him.
suicide isn't the answer you can always get help and get out of this horrible place and become a normie
>>29079272
>horrible place
>become a normie
REEEEEEEE
>>29078005
You can also get cyanide from apple seeds.
Keep punching yourself in the chest
all the heart knows is violence
OK OK here's a great idea, it's death by your cells failing. All you've got to do is live for about 60-70 years, and eventually your cells and body will givre way. It's not a quick, but relatively painless and your parents will be dead by then so you don't have to worry about them being sad. Also, some people call it "getting old"? But I'm not sure
>>29080971
Wow you really show them, i never saw such answer in a suicide thread
>>29081029
The definition of originality I know
What if you were to take a huge dose of amphetamines, and then go sprinting?
Dunno if that would work - maybe someone can confirm.
>>29081070
yeah this worked for me
t. le spoopy ghost man
>>29077699
Get fat and die before you become a wizard. Neet lifestyle helps to achieve that.
