>mfw guys do the virgin walk.
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>mfw guys do the virgin walk.
Nice bush
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>mfw people fall for this bait and unironically believe there is a virgin walk
>>29077666
The virgin walk is real:
stiff arms fingers completely straight like you're marching, eyes autistically straight ahead because you're afraid how you look when looking around, overcorrect posture, nervous, walk very fast to get away as fast as possible.
Can't describe it very goodly but you all know it
>>29077666
you can clearly tell if a guy is a virgin or not by the way he walks
>>29077666
You can make a case about a male virgin walk, but there is medically proven to be a virgin walk for women. Apparently taking dick changes their posture and the way they walk, mainly how they move their hips (joints) as they go.
>>29077883
KHV here
Yep that's me to a tee
It's okay I just look really fucked up and angry all the time too so I know no one will mess with me
>>29077384
honestly, can a body be better than this?
>he does the virgin rape attempt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ElfnywIifwU
>>29077883
>eyes autistically straight ahead
I swear, it's not virgin walk but i dont want to make eye contact
>>29077944
angie varona lad
I'm not a virgin, but I think I still do the virgin walk because of social anxiety.
>>29077917
Source?
orginial
>have a fast paced job
>thank god I do because theres almost always something to do to distract me and use the effort of my entire body, keeping me from acting stuff in public
>being socially fearful has made me the most efficient employee
feels good
>>29077984
what is the female virgin walk, I need to know to see if the girl I'm interested in is a virgin
>he has the virgin voice
>he has the virgin glance
>he does the virgin fidget
>he has virgin hair
>he wears virgin clothes
>he has the virgin deodorant
>>29078030
acting stiff*
>>29077883
*record scratch*
yep, that's me
>>29077883
Not everything is related to fucking sexual relations. This has nothing to do with virginity, what you described is literally just autism.
>working first job
>20 y/o
>19 y/o coworker straight up asks me if I'm a virgin
how did she know if not for the virgin walk
>>29077883
>eyes autistically straight ahead
>not staring at your feet the entire time to show your compelte lack of self-esteem
Do you even virgin walk?
>>29078049
explain
blawks
>>29078070
*another record scratch*
dont do that ever again
>falling for this bait
There is no such thing as the virgin walk. The only way it can be real is if you make it so by buying into this shit and consequently becoming self-conscious enough to alter how you walk. Self-fulfilling prophecy my friends. Don't take the bait.
>>29078049
How can one girl be such a slut. I've gone through her near-sexual content that she posted online, and holy fuck, that from a 17 year old girl?
>>29078095
Eyes on ground can just be a shy non-virgin
This "concentrate to keep your eyes up" stare is for virgins only. Like: >>29078080
>>29078049
>he wears the virgin socks
>he has the virgin nosedrip
>>29077980
>tfw she will never be underage again.
as for virgin walk. i would say it's more of the tismo walk.
>>29077384
That body is something else.
>>29077883
That's exactly what i do. But I got laid 6 months ago. Maybe it takes a while to fade?
>>29078080
Autism correlates pretty strongly with virginity
If you didn't lose your virginity to the person you married you literally missed out on the best thing this world has to offer and are bitter towards those who still have a chance because they care about themselves more
>>29078120
I'm a virgin and I can attest to that
Less of a virgin walk and more of an autism walk though. Point is it's abundantly clear I'm not personable and confident
>>29077883
>>29077922
>>29077965
>>29078070
>>29078146
>these idiots
All of the shit he mentioned is just what your standard shy/ socially incompetent person does.
Much like if I said that you are a bored person, eternally waiting for something to happen to you to bring you out of your unending medium you'd identify
>>29077883
I would add, occasionally speeding into a trot, leaning slightly forward with arms still stiff at the sides.
>>29078175
>standard shy/ socially incompetent person
95% of these are virgins, so he's correct
>>29078171
>you literally missed out on the best thing this world has to offer
I did :(
>tfw catholic
>tfw not virgin
i think i started this meme originally
>>29077666
>>29077883
>>29078080
>>29078095
>>29078120
>>29078173
>confirmed for virgin walk
You guys walk like this don't you?
>>29078206
Time to start over.
>>29078175
Hi virgin
ofc not original
>>29077883
I stare straight ahead because to look certain people in the eye to them is an indication that you want to throw down.
It has been scientifically proven that people with 'tism / the 'burgers DO have specifi, noticeable, quantifiable differences with their gait.
>tfw bouncy walk and routinely get bullied by strangers on the street because they can sense weakness
>>29078246
Yeah
The hell is with that guy's legs though?
>>29077883
That-- I..
Fuck..
>>29078505
I don't walk like that and I'm a virgin.
I also want sex with another virgin and turn down sluts who gave it up for nothing
>>29077883
i know a few of those people
It looks like this
https://youtu.be/aBPfv3vEUvE
>pass someone going the other way
>look at them and smile
>they recoil like I'm Jack the Ripper
>pass someone going the other way
>stare straight ahead without looking at them
>they keep a wide berth and make their escape
Walking in public is hard.
>>29078880
FUCK I DO THAT WHEN GOING UP STAIRS
feels good man
>>29078953
I also do that when going upstairs because my feets are way too long for the stair and it gives me more stability.
>>29077883
Kissless virgin here, pretty accurate although my arms aren't stiff. I do walk very fast and anxiously though.
I walk with confidence but don't make eye contact or even acknowledge anybody around me.
I'm not a virgin either, so it's not the virgin walk.
What does it make me?
>>29078246
GOLIATH ONLINE
ALL SYSTEMS NOMINAL
>>29079372
I walk normally and also don't look at people. Except when I think it might be somebody I know in which case not looking to make sure and ignoring an aqcuaintance would be even more awkward.
>>29080248
I've ignored acquaintances.
>>29079372
A FUGGIN NORMIE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29080319
Yeah I'm super awkward but I've got this "people-pleaser" shit that I try to be nice to everybody in case I ever need their help and/or they become a psycho serial murderer.
>>29080390
>or they become a psycho serial murderer.
Yeah I've already accepted the fact that I'm going to be psycho murderer who adds another body count to /r9k/ in the future.
>>29080329
Not being a virgin hardly qualifies as being a normie.
I'm a cyborg.
>>29077883
Yeah that's bullshit mate. Call it the autism walk if anything, because I sure walked like that before when I was a virgin and still do after losing it. Nothing to do with virginity.
>>29077883
nope head down, tense shoulders but you did get the walking pace right I tend to lose control over my speed whether too fast or too slow
>>29077384
I walk like RoboCop.
like in this shitty jewtube video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_V7KnliOyPs
sometimes I pretend I'm a mech suit or some shit and I imagine making noises as I walk, also I imagine waypoints and HUD markers that direct me where to go. other times I pretend I'm a race car when Im speedwalking,
>>29078070
>*record scratch*
LI T E R ALLY kill yourself my man
>>29078124
she's 19 (and a half)
>>29078880
Manlets these days jeezz
>>29082000
dam check em manlets
>>29078953
is it not normal to do this on stairs?
>>29080565
My hair line is bad at the front, so I keep my head lex luthour short to jason statham long. Is that a good hair style?
>>29077883
by this logic there are 140 000 000 virgins in russia
>>29078880
digitigrade locomotion
>furry scum gtfo
I make eye contact and smile but never linger too long. I think I evolved into a normie.
>>29077384
>tfw these threads make me self conscious about my walk
>try to walk normal
>feel like a phony
>>29080565
>tfw normalfag
It's gonna be alright
>>29078049
>the virgin fidget
lost
>>29078124
where can one find that content? i wish to read it.
>>29082507
Uh, yeah, sounds about accurate
