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> couldn't organise a piss-up in a brewery edition
>>29076381
>gone back about 3 OP images
are you even trying
>>29076381
Well done mate I thought about making a thread but was a bit nervous.
How long should I cook my Tesco finest burgers for? I know it says on the pack to fry them for 25 minutes but is that per side or in total ? I normally leave everything in for an extra 10 15 minutes to be sure. So I would need to cook them for an hour and 10 minutes in the pan?
>Tfw your mum is on holiday so you have to cook
>>29076395
Won't lie, no. I'm not.
Post waifus.
323
WHERE IS SHE?
WHERE IS KENT?
Does anyone want to form DX with me?
>>29076426
Don't pan fry them like a pleb, boil them in water.
>>29076454
Sure, can I be Road Dogg?
>>29076444
>KentAnon
>she
kek
>>29076478
BRING HER TO ME
SHE MUST BE PURGED
>>29076472
Yea of course you can mate, I just want to be Shawn Michaels. I was mainly looking for a big guy to be HHH but we can have the extras as well.
>>29076478
It would explain why nobody likes him.
>>29076471
Can you boil burgers? On the packet it just says put it in the ban or put it in the grill?
Tbh I am quite scared of boiling water so I just oven cook things or fry them.
>>29076512
wish he'd get banned from movie night tbqh
>>29076530
You should never wish that on anybody anon. What would your mother say?
>>29076526
mate I do burgers in toaster bags
quality
>>29076506
I think we need to be full DX.
so you're HBK, I'm Road Dogg, we still need Chyna, X-Pac, HHH and Billy Gunn.
I propose Poleaboo as Chyna.
>>29076550
>I propose Poleaboo as Chyna.
No mate I wank to Chyna can't associate her with Poleaboo.
>>29076444
>>29076478
>>29076495
>>29076512
>>29076530
>>29076544
Keep this drama out of the thread for fucks sake.
>>29076545
I don't even know what a toaster bag is. I just have an oven and a microwave.
I am just going to do them in the pan half an hour on each side.
>>29076381
>go shopping for shirts at local city shopping centre
>so many happy couples everywhere
>realise i've been lying to myself for the last 3 years i've been at uni that i dont need a relationship to be happy
>all i want is a gf to hold hands in the sun with and cuddle
>>29076573
Alright then, KentAnon as Chyna.
>>29076381
>Uncle owns a building firm
>Contacts a recruitment agency for temps in spring
>Specifies no Eastern Europeans to be sent
>They send 4 Brits and 2 poles for one shift
>Phones agency
>They say they couldn't find 6 Brits, so had to send 2 poles to make up to 6 staff
>Uncle says he'd rather they send no one rather than poles
>Agency say they will expose my uncle for being racist
>Newspaper runs article on my uncle's company and how he doesn't employ poles
>Massive spike in demand, more than would be expected from a 5,000 pound advertising run.
My uncle is still contemplating suing the agency for various contract breaches, it appears they have no solid proof that my uncle request non-eastern euros, but he is still worried if he does sue they will present evidence to the police.
>>29076526
Surely if you have the ability to boil them you can also fry them, they are pretty quick to fry too.
Boiling probably tastes like shit
>>29076600
Can we ride a tank into /brit/?
>>29076550
I'll volunteer for Billy Gunn since I'm an assman.
>>29076426
I just grilled mine and they came out horribly. Really well cooked on the outside but undercooked, slightly pink and chewy on the inside. Can't even stomach the second one.
Guess it's pringles for dinner then
fucking humid as shit here lads, fuck this summer hell
>>29076587
lad are you blind? just look at the damn things when they are in the pan you know what they are supposed to look like when they are cooked. Half an hour on each side is insane it does not take an hour to cook a burger
>>29076614
I am frying them now because I am scared of hot water.
I just need to set an alarm to go down and turn them over in half an hour because I won't remember if I am upstairs on the computer.
>>29076622
Yeah, definitely.
>>29076625
Good to have you aboard, Mr. Ass.
>>29076650
where you from lad?
Oxforshire is hot, but not too humid thankfully
Can I get away with taking a takeaway pizza on the bus?
Where in Kent in KentAnon from? I'm in Broadstairs innit
>>29076705
I'm in West Wales lad
got my sheep next to me and everything
>>29076670
Assuming this isn't a troll, burgers take 3-4 minutes a side in the frying pan. Stay with them too, for fucks sake.
>>29076712
Pretty sure she's mentioned being from Faversham.
>>29076645
>not buying pizzas that you can just throw in the oven for 15 minutes and come out delicious everytime
you utter vent
>>29076736
kek I know I don't know everything about cooking but I am not stupid enough to give myself food poisoning from rare meats.
>>29076778
>Not enjoying your meat medium rare
Also for christ's sake stay with your food when you cook
>>29076711
I don't think so mate. I tried to get on the bus with my McDonald's once and the drier wouldn't let me on. Thing is the bug only comes once an hour because I live out of town and it was the last one of the day (it was Sunday) so he made me stand outside the bus and eat all my meal really quickly then when I got on everyone was really pissy because I delayed the bus and the driver told me off as well.
>>29076778
You'll burn the fucking thing if you do it for half hour.
>>29076765
I already had my pizza for the week. I just wanted to try out something new but I'm never doing this again. I'll just stick to the meals I always have
>>29076814
>>29076778
Don't just leave a hob lit and walk upstairs to jerk off to anime chicks, thats how you start fires.
>>29076670
If you want to be really thorough then deep fry them, no danger of undercooking then as long as your oil is brought to a steady boil beforehand.
>>29076814
What do you mean? It is just cooking downstairs.
I can't have medium rare meats because of my stomach problems, same reason I can't have mince or anything with quartz.
>>29076778
you know people eat things rare, right
>>29076778
you might as well buy bags of charcoal and eat that because that is what your burgers are gonna look and taste like if you cook them for 30mins each side
>>29076829
THAT IS HOW I LIKE IT I DON'T LIKE RARE MEATS SEE MY OTHER POSTS I HAVE AN ALLERGY
>>29076778
If you eat anything above medium rare you are an enormous fucking faggot
>>29076840
>I can't have medium rare meats because of my stomach problems,
Horrifying, that must suck
>>29076860
>I HAVE AN ALLERGY
sound like a fussy eater desu
>>29076712
>>29076757
Can you fuck off? This is exactly what girls crave.
>>29076821
Fucking hell that's grim
Might go for a kebab and go aboard with it in my backpack
>>29076860
THEN DO IT FOR 5/6 MINUTES NOT FUCKING TURN IT INTO A HOCKEY PUCK
I'm marathoning Educating the East End because I never saw it when it was on telly
>>29076880
If you can get upstairs with it on your back pack you might be able to eat it up there.
>>29076878
I haven't been on britfeel in ages and I have no idea who the trip/namefag is
>>29076840
>>29076860
Nice bait there m80
>>29076894
it is fine I just checked on them and they are going well but the upper side is still red so will just do half an hour per side.
>>29076922
A fucking nobody is who. Not even on the list and probably not even female. Just another wannabe.
>>29076945
They're going to fucking burn that way you mong
>>29076878
For the record my mate played destiny with that Kentanon and he never mentioned anything about them being female so I reckon they're bullshitting you
Either way it's fucking hilarious.
You spergs spend all this time talking about how girls are stupid and not worth the effort, and how cruel etc etc and yet as soon as someone even hints at the fact they're female on a fucking anime forum you absolutely lose your shit and the topic becomes entirely based around them
>>29076966
Fuck off cumbrialad.
>>29076965
meh my mum told me to cook the food properly so I am doing it that way.
>>29076914
Nah I'm not gonna eat it, it's only a 10 min bus ride to my house
>>29076988
Hang on what happened to you not having Internet you spaz
>>29076966
You dense cunt. Why would we tolerate people like you coming here to white knight and getting thirsty as fuck whenever someone hints they're female? Do you have no self-respect? Are you willing to turn your back on everything just for some sloven?
People like you even do it when a FUCKING PAKI puts on a skirt.
Get a grip you pathetic cuckold.
Keegan is single again lads
>>29076992
At least stay with them then so they don't cause a fire.
>>29076994
Have a walk
>>29077043
>At least stay with them then so they don't cause a fire.
How can they cause a fire I just left the m the pan I am not fiddling with them.
>>29077041
>relationships only last 2 years
What a slag.
>>29077063
a pan with oil/grease in it ignite with out you touching it you know
>>29077021
Can you fucking read?
I've literally just said I don't give a rats arse whether someone that posts here has a cunt or not
>>29077124
And yet here you are defending what you hope is a girl.
Kill yourself.
>>29077063
The oil or the fat in the pan can combust, especially when they're so burnt they start to ember
>>29077133
Wot
Mate I'm laughing at those cunts that have been going on about Kentanon for like 3 days now
What the fuck are you talking about
I just went to flip my burgers and realised they are basically mince meat burgers which I can't have. I looked at the old packets and it is normally 'venison' my mum gets for me to eat. I either have to go back to Tesco now and get the proper ones or try to order one from the internet.
I am just going to let the old ones cook though so I can feed them to the cats.
>>29076443
Think I might dig out animal crossing lads, I'm feeling in need of a comfy timesink
>>29077168
Stop talking about it.
>>29077169
have you asked the cats how they would like the burgers done? maybe they don't want them done 30 mins each side
>>29077219
I am not going to risk poisoning her cats with raw meat while she is not here.
>>29077181
Says the fuck tard that replied to my posts?
>>29077169
What are you allergic to that is in mince meat burgers but not in venison ones?
Its Ramadan lads
>>29077169
Your life sounds hard.
>>29077251
>Poisoning a cat with raw meat
Are you for real
Am I being the trolled here
>>29077256
>What are you allergic to that is in mince meat burgers but not in venison ones?
Onions. Basically I can't have anything that comes from earth because I am highly allergic to quartz which people don't know is actually in a lot of dirt.
>>29077251
It's impossible to poison a cat without tampering with the food, if it doesn't smell right to them they won't eat.
>>29077251
>I am not going to risk poisoning her cats with raw meat while she is not here.
I just don't even.
Cunny wee get
>>29077261
>reminder that http://www.ramadan.co.uk/ is a real site
With the recent heatwave, hope not drinking during the day will make them suffer as much as possible.
>>29077308
>Basically I can't have anything that comes from earth
This is the stupidest thing I have ever read. You are just fat and won't eat vegetables.
>>29077308
>what is bioaccumilation
>>29077309
They like burgers though.They are not too smart they might eat them eve if they are under cooked.
My mum left some ham out in the kitchen once and when I went in there one of the cats was eating it so I had to take it away.
>>29077347
Please take a photo of your kitchen. I just want to see it.
>>29077337
No I can have apples and things in trees just not anything from bushes or that lives in the ground basically.
>>29077333
we can only hope many die through dehydration
Would you step up to the plate lads?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3625926/Mother-moved-Kenya-marrying-Maasai-warrior-baby-SON.html
>>29077347
Mate, what do you think wild animals do when they catch live prey? Do they carry it to the nearest human for him to cook?
>>29077347
Unless you're about 12 this is just frightening.
>>29077397
Maybe he thinks only ever eat processed tinned cat food
>>29077391
She obviously has some kind of learning difficulties.
Hey, hey, lads
"KentAnon"
>>29077391
she's burned so much coal she puts thatcher to shame
>>29077397
They are not wild though, just cats my mum has. They are used to cooked meals.
I forgot about the burgers because of being on here so it was a bit smokey when I went to the kitchen to check but I've basically turned the oven off now and left them by the back door so hopefully the cats will have it and I can just order a burger from the internet.
>>29077041
She isnt, she just "lost her ring"
>>29077507
Mate a cat is a cat
Mine eats raw shit all the time
She will literally go hunting and bring back 2 half eaten rabbits every day in spring and summer
Flying around with my quad in the garden like an autistic kid who doesn't give a fuck
Neighbours be cringin
Haters be hatin
>>29077391
No, I may be a virgin but that's one thing that's definitely below me. Cant say the same for other men, you see some fucking disgusting shit in jolly old england
>>29077549
I just know what my mum feeds them so I just want to do that until she comes back.
>>29077549
You sound like the most autistic person I've ever seen on britfeel
>>29076712
come to spoons in margate for a pint lad
>>29077604
fuckin hell lad you are fucked once your mum isn't around. if your only solution is just to wait for your mum to arrive instead of using your brain, common sense or google in the event of a problem how do you ever get anything done?
>>29077631
Should have said from desu, I'm in Reading right now finishing up university.
>Not going down to Ramsgate seafront on Thirsty Thursdays
>>29077670
She normally is here this is the first time she has been away since my nan died so it is just me on my own until she gets back. It won't be long though.
You're all getting baited incredibly hard by this burger/cat lad. I love how gulible you are
>>29077604
Fair enough I guess but seriously it's hard to poison a cat with untampered food
Like that other guy said they just wont eat or drink anything that's not safe for them. They've got very good noses
>>29077619
Say that to my face m9 not online see what happens
>>29077673
>>29077631
Ramsgate, Broadstairs, Margate are trash. Literally the worst place in the country.
![1314776_5910cf78[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/96rkbCN.jpg "1314776_5910cf78[1].jpg")
>Knutsford Old Town Hall is becoming a spoons
Hell yeah. Anybody in East Cheshire fancy a pint when it opens?
>>29077727
Whoops lad, meant to quote burgerautist.
>>29077719
He's (I'm) not baiting (trolling).
>>29077308
>I can't have anything that comes from earth because I am highly allergic to quartz
*COUGH*
BULLSHIT
*COUGH*
just admit all you like eating is shitty processed foods anon, no need to pretend, just accept you're a fussy eater with a babies palate
What is the best website to get burgers online?
>he washes shower gel off
>>29077347
You can't "under cook" a burger retard
>>29077777
shit get. kill yourself.
>>29077777
I have an ALLERGY it is not something you can just choose not to have. If I eat quartz I get stomach pains and my hands blush.
>>29077806
I HAVE AN ALLERGY I CANNOT HAVE RARE MEATS RAD THE THREAD
>>29077831
You were talking about undercooking it for the cat, not for your fussy eater imaginary allergy
>>29077777
>implying there is anything wrong with being a picky eater
You probably eat garbage.
>>29077813
Have you ever been actually tested for it.
If you haven't, then you're just an autistic hypochondriac with a baby mouth who probably has trouble wiping his own arse without mummy there.
>>29077831
>I'm allergic
>What a coincidence it means I can't eat any vegetables or grown up foods
>Thanks for cooking me din dins mummy
Having a Tesco Chicken Korma & Pilau Rice
>>29077308
you cannot be allergic to inorganic compounds
>>29077893
Not sure why you'd think that when picky eaters are the ones who tend to live off chicken nuggets, cheese pizza and cheese toasties
>>29077900
>implying kids cuisine isnt the shit
Get fucked. That shit tastes awesome.
>>29077895
I have had it since I was a baby. It is not something to make fun of.
>>29077884
If you read you will see her cats are used to COOKED meals not raw burgers and I will not poison her cats while she is on holiday because she will not be happy with that.
I am just ordering burgers from the internet now.
>>29077928
Chicken and Fish are infinitely better than Pork and Beef.
Also
>prepare food poorly
>get mad when people dont want it
>>29077945
>I am just ordering burgers from the internet now.
hope they have your non ground beef no onions venison ones, wouldn't want mummys little boy having an upset tummy wummy
>>29077977
I can have chicken burger just nothing from the ground.
Why are you teasing the poor spacker?
Imagine if you couldn't eat rare meats?
>>29077945
It is something to be made fun of. If you've not been tested then it's all in your head.
Also, the cats aren't "used" to cooked meats. That's just what they're given. Cats are carnivores and will eat anything they're given.
>>29077997
he can't he's just making up bullshit to justify his child's palate
>>29078000
I dont think you know shit about cats. Cats will reject food that they dont like unless they're starving.
>>29078000
I got sick once when I was a baby from eating quartz so I think I know my own body. And I know the cats as well I just feed them what my mum does. You can feed your cats what you want to feed them but not everyone is the same.
>>29076443
I've got an uneasy feeling in my stomach.
CAN WE ALL STFU ABOUT THIS DICKHEAD AND HIS MADE UP ALLERGIES FFS
>>29077992
Apart from the wheat they use to pad it out.
>>29078052
YEAH LET'S ALL TALK ABOUT KENTANON'S VAGINA
>>29077928
*sips applesauce*
u mad bro?
>>29078056
No I just have plain chicken burger it is what my mum gives me. I can write on my order form now that I can't have ground ingredients.
>>29078026
>he has to stay in this thread and defend his retarded opinion instead of just leaving
>>29078038
How can you remember something from when you were a baby?
Your mum is telling you that you're allergic so you believe it. Psychosomatic.
>>29078038
>eating quartz
what, just like a whole fucking rock? no shit that made you sick you dipshit. quartz allergies are not a thing
>>29078111
>He thinks his cats will die if they eat raw meat and has to make up allergies just because he's a fussy eater
>Fussy eating is common with autistics
take a look in the mirror sometime
>>29078136
My mum knows
>>29078141
I don't remember I just know I have an allergy to it. In the dirt, when the vegetables grow they absorb the quartz, most people don't know.
>>29078162
>implying Pizza isnt the shit
Just bought a kilo of chocolate brazils for 8 quid
Not fucking bad
>>29078223
Do they have quartz in?
>>29077021
>Reflects own insecurities on others pretending to be insulting
>Calling someone a cuck
Yooooouuuurrrreee Tweeeeelllvvveee
>>29077728
Nah Margate is the shithole, parts of Ramsgate are okay but the majority is shit, Broadstairs is actually a nice town though
Post photos of your eyes, I'll guess how old you are.
>>29078274
Broadstairs is the worst mate trust me, I went to school there. Chavvy, third world shit hole.
>trying to save some money
>seriously craving takeaway
grr
Uh oh. Look out for this nasty shit right here.
>>29078172
Hahahah, complete autismo.
>>29078223
Jammy git, love me some chocolate brazils
>>29078301
>one 30g packet of doritos for 4 bottles of Mountain Dew
what a fool, you need at least 2 500g bags
>>29078223
Must be some proper shit chocolate.
>>29078283
Spoopy Droopy
>>29078314
Its on Amazon lad, best seller
>>29078347
Guess I'll find out like
imagine actually having a job
>>29078285
Yeah no shit, you went to Charles Dickens or St. George's school which are both steaming piles of shit, try Chatham House senpai
>>29078395
Or Hereson or whatever the fuck it was called
>>29078382
22
>actually posting your eyes
>>29078283
>>29078395
Dane Court. The town is shit, the people are shit. Chatham House is in Ramsgate anyway.
It's just a terrible area to live in, scummy people and a dull landscape.
>>29077913
What about metal hypersensitivity? Apparently allergy to nickel is not unusual.
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/22983897
Did we ever get any updates on that lad who got fired for setting his work on fire?
>>29078436
19
>seriously, actually posting your eyes
>>29078460
nah I couldn't think up a good follow up so just left it
>>29076607
Great justice.
Fuck poles, all they do is complain and smoke.
>>29078436
Sorry about that, Broadstairs itself is pretty dreary, best thing about living there is summer weather and beach parties. Fully of scummy people that I haven't really had to live or work with luckily, there are worse places in the UK for sure.
>>29078460
I guess if he is homeless he can't post here anymore.
>>29078468
Ah close, 21.
There isn't enough detail for iris recognition and you wouldn't recognise anyone from just their eyes.
>>29078469
Cooking poached eggs in a warehouse mini-kitchen was always going to be hard to top.
>>29078283
This is pretty pointless
This Top Gear segment is a fucking joke. Damien Lewis only showed up if they spent 10 minutes talking about his new films.
>>29078429
Close, I turn 22 in two weeks
I need the attention
>>29078494
>there are worse places
Alright lads, I'm from Sittingbourne.
>>29078531
>actually watching top gear
>>29078283
had to crop
>>29078526
>>29078436
>pretending to be grills on britfeel
Stop trying to make Kentanon happen, it's not going to happen.
>>29078526
Possibly legit, but reeee fuck off anyway
>>29078557
Obviously fake
>>29078535
Turning 33 in a few weeks
>>29078578
I turn 44 in a couple of weeks.
>all these girls with beautiful eyes
Is this for real? Have I been friends with girls this whole time without realising? Maybe... maybe I can make it after all.
>>29078559
I'm high as a kite and willing to be the new kentanon
>>29078283
please do me these are my actual eyes not some girl i am pretending to be
>>29078643
Please never post pictures of yourself in this thread again, you do not have a face for viewing.
>>29078283
Sorry if some of my eyes got cut out, I was wearing a hat
>>29078283
i might be stirring the hornet's nest here but it sounds fun xD
Who /faileduniforthesecondtime/ here?
Might just live on the dole to be honest
>go to /soc/
>take photos
>post them here
>enjoy the carnage
>>29078683
lel, I know I'm average at best but it hasn't really hindered me at all, feels good man
>>29078761
Oh. You can't live on the doll, at best you'll be supported by your parents.
>>29078761
what degrees?
>>29078727
Roya
>>29078761
What a fuck up, I only failed once
As long as they don't identify as female ITT, what's really the problem with having girls here?
>>29078761
Failed once but I'm unable to go back, surely that's just as bad, messed up my A levels too
>>29078818
They cannot empathise with the problems we have and cannot contribute to the discussion.
eat big to get big lads
>>29078838
I'm pretty sure there's at least one girl in the world with a quartz allergy.
>>29078891
that's ok my dick is diamonds
>>29078761
How do you fail uni? Did you fail your resits as well?
>>29078818
There is no problem with a girl who posts here, and contributes to the threads, without revealing it. But they don't. They can't.
>>29078761
Me, friendo
I have now nepotismed my way into a reasonably comfy office job (although it is literally minimum wage) and am planning on never ever paying back my mountains of debt
>>29076426
15 mins either side will do good.
Press them slightly flatter with a spatula while cooking to increase surface area.
>Guy standing on the balcony outside his door
>JACK
>JAAAACK
>JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK
>JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK
Why the fuck can't he go look for his kid instead of standing there shouting like some deformed cockerel.
>>29078942
Only get to resit two units at my uni - don't get to resit at all if you fail more then 2.
Spent the year being socially anxious, making no friends and staying inside smoking weed and playing video games.
>mfw 22 years old, no job experience, 20 grand in student debt and 1000 into my overdraft and wasted 2 years at uni
>>29078942
I got my schedules mixed up and ended up going to loads of the wrong classes pretty much missing a whole year of what I was supposed to be doing and no one ever questioned it until I wen to the wrong exams.
Where can I get drugs now research chemicals are banned?
Is the dark net a viable option? However I'd prefer to not have to go to those lengths
>>29079024
He can't cook them for 15 minutes he is allergic to quartz.
going to download festival. alone of course because i have no friends. is anyone else going? i don't want to meet up because fuck that. just curious.
>>29079048
Any nigger.
>>29079065
I used to go but I got banned a few years ago so can't now.
>>29079065
I wish I was mate. Having a shit time of it at the moment and the lineup looks well tasty.
>>29079065
Will you not get bullied by the normies?
Won't it be a pain in the ass camping?
>>29076832
I've done soemthing similar. Put some hotdogs on the boil then laid down waiting for my timer to go off. Fire alarm and housemates yelling woke me up. They were not happy, I tell you.
Poleaboo is in big trouble.
He got caught touching his little cousin. Now my uncle wants to kill me, and my dad says that he doesn't know if he should protect me from him or not.
I am begging them not to involve the police.
>>29079223
We've moved on from you. It's all about the bullying of KA now.
>>29079039
Ah that's unfortunate. I'm not as bad as you but I failed one exam and got 40-41 in the rest this summer. Feeling really bad about it. Didn't step a foot inside uni this term, also friendless.
Looking back I was so naive about how I thought uni would go. I'd finally step out of my shell, make friends, get laid, etc. Pretty sad desu
>>29079240
Kentanon isn't even a thing mate, read the thread, rare meats or gtfo
>>29079123
how did you get banned from a festival laddy
>>29079223
What happened with Sam aka KentAnon?
>>29079111
Well yeah the problem is my family know all the dealers and i don't want to b found out. I'm 18
>>29079223
Hope they have good internet in jail.
>>29079365
>literally taking research chemicals
Lmao, enjoy your cardiac arrest you fucking retard.
>>29079289
Apparently I was "behaving inappropriately" just because I was trying to chat up girls there. Basically they got jealous that a 30 year old was getting prime time puss.
>>29079289
Did a minor sexual assault on one of the girls there. Was lucky that getting chucked out was as far as it went. The festival bouncers took me to the police, but the girl had ran off and they said they couldn't charge me unless she complained. Fortunately they never did.
>>29079223
>Younger cousin initiated when she was 14 and I was 18
>Ended up getting with her and giving her an orgasm
>She's now a solid 8/10
>Every time she sees me now she's obviously more and more into me
>Spoke a couple of weeks ago and she wants me to bring a bag of weed up and go clubbing with her
You just needed to be more alpha m8
>>29079200
in my experience if you have a bottle of jagermeister everyone's your mate. i should be okay. i don't mind camping either, it's only 3 nights. worth it for rammstein, sabbath andbabymetal
>>29078643
what a qt pls be my bf dont mute me pls
Who /lowlibido/ here?
I generally just don't feel like wanking or wanting sex at all.
>>29079394
>>29079399
>being ugly and hitting on girls means you get banned
fucking normieland
>>29079423
What you go up to groups of 18 year old chads and try and fit in?
>>29079289
Like you, I go on my own because robot, but then I just do MD and make friends with strangers. I ended up passing out in a tent with some guys and I woke up in my boxers outside of the festival. I tried to come back in because I don't know what happened but they wouldn't let me. I managed to sneak back in from a fence at night and eventually found the guys again They basically robbed mew when I passed out and threw me over the fence outside. When I confronted them they told security I was attacking them and I am a sperg so ended up getting taken away for it. Now I am not allowed to go back.
>>29079290
Monica and Sam just kissed.
We were thinking about going further next time, but I doubt I'll be allowed to have a friend round any time soon.
>>29079431
I'm not gay m8 sorry
>>29079473
neither am i pls no mute pls
>>29079394
Obviously you were being creepy and no girl wanted you. You were just harassing them.
>>29079384
They don't all give you cardiac arrest, a lot of compounds that people would call "research chemicals" such as 2C-B and DOM actually have very good safety profiles and have never killed anyone.
It's the more modern garbage like the N-BOMe series that are the problem, or any of the MDMA/methamphetamine type analogues.
>>29079502
I don't think you understand what harassment is.
>>29079452
what the living fuck gave you that impression. you can't say anything on this website without someone picking at you. i'm going to watch bands, and drink alcohol. if anyone comes up to -me-, it's a simple matter: we'll both be drunk. i offer them some jager, they'll be friendly and won't give me any shit.
>>29079394
>>29079399
This wasn't me btw guys I didn't sexually assault anyone I am mostly too afraid of girls to do that.
>>29079458
>I just do MD and make friends with strangers
*MDMA
>>29079502
>if you're ugly you're not allowed to flirt with women
t. female
>having a quiet ride on the midnight tube
>pull into a station
>rowdy group of drunk guys stood at the platform
>>29079493
There are no girls on r9k
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