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>be me 7th grade
>bullied all the time
>pack of mexican kid would beat me up in bathroom
>leader of the group decides to go one on one on me
>brags about taking karate
>proceeds to literally spin kick the shit out of my hips and legs
>it hurts a lot
>everyones laughing
>kid continues spin kick
>sperg out
>catch kids leg by side
>tackle him down
>proceed to scream and throw autistic hammer punches
>begin then to strangle him
>everyone stops laughing and one kids runs out to get a teacher
>i get suspended
>s
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apparently I knocked a guy out and I nearly beat him to death but I have no memory of it
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No strength involved, but I stabbed my whore classmate in her side with a scissor when I was 12

She was the most evil, vile cunt I ever met and I still don't regret any of it, even though I spent a year and three months in juvie.
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>>29075185
>i get suspended

WHY

WHY ARE SO MANY TEACHERS SO FUCKING STUPID THAT THEY BAN THE KID WHO STOOD UP FOR HIMSELF AFTER GETTING HIS SHIT KICKED IN FOR SO LONG

WHY AREN'T THE BULLIES GETTING PUNISHED IT GETS ME SO FUCKING MAD IT'S LIKE THEY WANT MORE SCHOOL SHOOTINGS TO HAPPEN

I AM LITERALLY SHAKING WITH ANGER AS I TYPE THIS BECAUSE I'M SO FUCKING ENRAGED AT HOW STUPID THOSE FUCKING TEACHERS ARE
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>>29076789
Because normies are sociopaths by nature-
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>>29076837
you know even tho i would consider my self a huge asshole and somewhat of a psycopath
i would never do something like that

i knew wierd people in my life even wieder as me but even if i would have hated them i wouldn't go that far

and i made someone attempt sucide because auf 50 euros
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>>29075185
I have another kid a concussion with my skull. I was fine.
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>Early Grade 9
>Manlet but have been active all my life, pretty /fit/
>Still easy target for bully because I'm super pale and short
>One decides to push from behind, sends me sprawling, people watching and laughing
>Remember what my Dad said about first impressions in High School and this exact this happening
>Get up, just charge the kid, tackle him to the ground
>While all the wind is knocked out of him throw a bunch of formless punches
>Punches me in the face, I roll off
>Immediately jump back over and start slamming his chest to keep the air out of him because I'd never been in a real fight and it seemed like a solid idea
>People pull me off when he's just curled on the ground taking these deep wheezing breaths
>Suspended for 2 weeks, threatened with expulsion but the kid was a year older than me and everyone said he started it
>Never fucked with in HS again

At least I got to live the "stand up to your bully and win" fantasy before everything went to shit
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>>29077275
thats a win in my book anon
you will tell this story to your imaginairy kids some day
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>>29075185
hahahahaha so bad
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>13 years old
>that kid and his clique bullies me daily
>one day one of his minions started to harass me with the group
>I said something like 'fuck your mother', he slapped me
>RETARD WARCRY!
>tackle him to the ground, headbutt his face over and over again until I pass out from concussion
>I had concussion, he had facial fracture
>never saw him again
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>>29076837
That's so fucked up, shitty people.
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>be me, 6 years old
>this mook keeps bothering me in class
>talked shit about my t-shirt
>ask him to stop nicely
>this fucker keeps going at it
>genuineanger.jpg
>punch him in the face repeatedly
>get expelled
The kid was bleeding everywhere, mainly from his nose and mouth because he lost a tooth. I have more fight stories if anyone is interested.
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>>29077680
go ahead, bring them on
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>>29076837
Obviously a fake story but I'm sure somehting similiar has happened in the real world before.
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>bullied af
>pay some skinheads to beat the toughguy faggot
>never bullied again
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>>29076554
>no memory of it
I hope your caretakers don't let you leave the basement too often.
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>elementary school
>this black kid tries to take my pants off "as a joke"
>lolis start laughing at me
>autism.exe
>ORAORAORAORAORA'd his ass
>he starts crying and goes to the teacher
>i'm the bad guy
Never got bullied since then.
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>>29077915
Not fake, why would you assume that.
I had something like this happen to me, my friend group made a pact to basically shun me.
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>>29077716
Ok but these aren't in autistic fits of rage
>be me last Thursday
>see a pack of spics bullying a beta on the train
>the beta reminded me of myself in a way
>tell the spics to fuck off
>one them says "you wanna fight bro?"
>punch him square in the face
>one of them restrains my arms from behind me
>other one punches me in the stomach, didn't hurt too much because I was flexing
>shake the one on my back off of me
>spics leave
The beta kid ran off once I threw the punch
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>>29078009
>Never has blacked out from intense emotion
Pleb.
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>>29077676
I'm sure that kid prolly didn't get any actual RSVPs and just assumed people would come.

>>29076837
I would disagree. Most normies have a wide range of healthy emotions and know how to responsibly manage them. "Robots" only feel self loathing and anger, and can only express it with frogs over the internet.
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>think boss is trying to poison me
>stab him in the gut
>spend two years in prison


does this count?
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>>29078088
Only a child can't control their emotions. You are a trip fag though, so you will always be a child.
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>>29078042
>friend group
Why do you have a friend group? Friend groups, even with normies, are powerhouses for drama.
I've had that happen to me, but the birthday party story seems fake baka desu senpai.
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Round 1
>new to middleschool, was the odd kid that barely spoke
>get along in the sense that no one bothers me unless they need something
>one kid in particular decided to start some shit, special ed probably has an IQ of 80
>first it started off with random verbal abuse, went on to light physical abuse
>it goes back and forth until he punches me, weakest punch I ever felt and realised I could have totally wreck him
>beat him down, cut his lip and in the process fuck up my hand since I missed a punch to his head and smashed it into a concrete wall
>get suspended, he does as well

Round 2
>come back from suspension he doesn't mess with me much but were still bitter enemies
>a few months pass by and he starts with the same shit, warn the Assistant principal in advance that hes trying to start some shit.
>dude was pretty based and keeps an eye out
>in class sleeping cause I was a lazy shit and wanted to just drink some cheap liquor
>kid comes into class, literally saying "sniff sniff sniff" and bothering people while they're talking with another, am just watching it all
>it's a old female substitute teacher so she does nothing
>eventually comes up to me and looks me in the eye, calls me a faggot and flips my table
>runs off, I get pretty pissed so I follow him
>mocking me while jumping in circles, I trip him and kick his lights out
>he get's up and tackles me, land my head on the metal piece of the door really fucked up but I ignore it and headbutt his nose (bad decision got myself a headache for at least two days for that)
>he staggers, I grab him by the collar and keep punching him in the mouth
>he get's suspended, I get two days detention since I told the AP he was messing with me beforehand

and then I reach post limit I fight him two other times.
he slapped me in the face and I jumped him and slammed his head into a wall
then the fourth time around he jumps me on the street 1 on 1 and I break his arm.

also fuck this Jew, she was literally the most annoying cunt
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>>29078088
Is that a thing? I'm pretty sure that's just some Freudian mumbo-jumbo.
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>>29077676
>"go to my birthday party or you're a shitty person!"
I take it you never had birthday parties as a kid.
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>>29078203
but this teacher was alright, I would say she was my first ever teacher crush.
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>>29075185
I actually have more of these stories than you might think OP, you may have bitten off more than you can chew...

>Be me
>Elementary school, sometime around 1st-2nd grade
>Born in October, so I got held back an extra year before entering kindergarten because reason
>Fucking huge compared to everyone else, thought it was my age, but really I am just a fucking giant
>Playing tag at recess, get tagged as I was slow as shit
>Run after a girl who was a Chad Jr's "gf" (I don;t know if they kissed or something, but they called each other boyfriend and girlfriend)
>Grab her pigtail by accident when making a leap for her
>No hair comes out, but you can tell she hoiting for coiten.
>Say sorry, she runs away and tells Chad Jr.
>He comes over and says something along the lines of "Hey bro, you hurt my girl?"
>Don't remember what I said, but it was most likely and apology.
>He ain't havin it
>Starts to pull on my right arm, HARD
>Just fucking pulling on it
>I am 1 foot taller easy and double his weight, yet he thinks he can just bend me to his will
>It is blurry because I was so overstimulated, but I remember telling him to stop, then I just full force autismo slapped him with my left hand as hard as I could in the face.
>I immediately turn away and start to briskly walk towards the school, trying to avoid trouble.
>Later hear I broke his nose, also when I looked at my hand there was blood where I had slapped him
>Met him a few years later in HS outside of school and I apologized and said that I was sorry for breaking his face since we had never really talked about it since it happend
>He is cool about it and we gucci

Surprisingly, people still fucked with me later in life, unlike what I thought would happen. More later.
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>>29078216
Yes it can happen.

t. Blacked out from anger more than once
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>6th grade
>this bitch I hate and her friend are following me and starting shit
>turn around and scream at them like a retard
>they tell me to "chill out omg!!!"
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>>29078263
>>29078266
My next story is actually involves this, I can vouch for him, I don't remember much of the fight I have been in, and the ones I don't remember are usually when I am the most angry, and the ones that the other guy got put into the hospital.
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>>29075185
>that image

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyHMseaLy88
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>>29078150
>it's the kids fault he wasn't paranoid
>because regular people can function means they aren't sociopaths and have real feelings
>trying to characterize robots
>lumping them together with frogposters

you do not belong here
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>Be in middle school
>gym class is goin normal
>see someone get pantsed
>I hope I won't be next
>I was
>I went through no underwear phase in middle school so everyone saw Willy getting freed.
>I pull them back up and turn around
>culprit is snickering
>I go blind and push him against the wall as hard as I can
>I'm much bigger than him so he smacks hard
>his back smashed a small box on the wall, knocking the wind out of him
>also his head smacks the back of the wall really hard
>3 days out of school suspension, 1 week of in school suspension
8/10 would've done it again
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>>29078250
>people lying about coming to a party is the same as a guy forcing these same people to come

you also do not belong here, terrible reading skills. please think more about a post and read it more carefully before you post a reply
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>>29078408
That's why I used quotation mark around robots.
And the kind in the story was prolly socially inept. I doubt he could correctly gauge whether other kids actually were his friends or were just nice to him because he had no friends. He prolly accepted "yeah yeah" as an official RSVP.
I'm just being real here. You can go 300% mad if you want, but that's likely how the story went.
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>tfw i was the guy who came up with this idea and someone made it
i contributed something to life
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>>29077275
>Suspended for 2 weeks
I don't get why you're the one who gets suspended for this shit.
Its like they want you to sit there and take the fucking beating.
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>>29078474
Read between the lines. The kid obviously had no friends, and there was some sort of mistake on his part.
If it was a real story, however, he would have explained how the kids reacted the next day when he asked them where the hell they were.
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>>29078263
Part two of idgaf

>7th-8th grade
>Have a stupid "friend" who is basically just the grade asshole/weirdo that thinks he can manipulate everyone and that everyone likes him
>No one except me and 2 others talk to him regularly
>He is being a fucking idiot per usual
>The teacher isn't in class yet, all of the negroes are screaming like apes
>I am sitting at a table with Friendo and his crush
>He tells me to leave the table even though it is large and I am on the other side not even talking to them
>I am tired of his shit, so no (calmly)
>He keeps on pressuring me until it gets to the point that he stand up and tried to move my stuff to another table
>I have had other encounters with him like this before, but I had always let him have his way
>Not today
>In one swift motion, I grab my stuff, throw it on the table, then pick him up and throw him over a desk
>He kind of slides overs the last part of it, and lands flat on his ass on the floor
>I sit back down as this is happening and just act like I dindu nuffin in case teacher comes in
>Friendo jumps up and starts yelling at me, calls me a bitch and says to "Never do that again" and then sits down. I don;t say anything, and the teacher walks in just as he sits down >Whole class praising me for like a week then forgets about me again
>I got into another fight that day, can;t remember if it was before or after, but most likely before because that was prob what I was so angy bout.
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>>29076692
BASED
How was juvie, anon?
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>>29078504
>He prolly accepted "yeah yeah" as an official RSVP
a person who is socially inept is not a person who is socially unaware. a person who is socially inept would be inclined to assume everything as a negative due to lack of confidence. a socially unaware person would not have been able to understand the significance of that experience and consequently write a post like that

>I doubt he could correctly gauge whether other kids actually were his friends or were just nice to him because he had no friends
are you sure you read it at all? this situation really is that foreign to you, isn't it?
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>>29078551
>he would have explained how the kids reacted the next day when he asked them where the hell they were
do you believe this?

the quiet kid in class, have you ignored him so hard on your life that you refuse to believe he exists?
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>>29076789
That's the way of the world, my man. The weak get punished, the strong get rewarded. When the weak dare to try and make the leap to be strong, they get smacked down and put in their place. There's no such thing as winning for people like us.
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>>29078649
I once had a party where it was all just "Okay, I will come anon" and then I told them where and when
No one fucking came and it was also at bowling alley
Luckily parents were fucking skeptical and I had some outside of school bubbies wit meh.
It was a nice meme in the end.
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>>29078504
>Can't fathom the idea of deliberate, willing malice from normie scum
>Blame the robot

you are the worst kind of enabler filth. you deserve to loose who or whatever brings you any measure of joy
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>>29078649
I kek'd at your definitions, no offense.
I've never heard of anything remotely like that kid's situation outside of a cartoon. And it seems like a fake story due to lack of important details, and a realistic scenario, sorry to burst your bubble.
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>be in 6th grade
>failing my magnet program so ive gotta get out in less than a week
>want to go get breakfast
>this black guy bigger than me is doing his mating dance to impress the female
>walk past him
>he knocks me onto the bench
>looms over me
>in the heat of the moment i spring my legs up and launch them into his stomach
>he keels over
>walk away
>his niglet skeleton friend tackles me from behind
>caught me by suprise so i just cover my head
>his punches dont even hurt
>still cry like a bitch though
soon after
>in office, sitting on a swivel chair the black guys are behind me
>as i turn to look at them they are standing up and quickly sit back down
>principal also reprimands me for defending myself
i never even got to eat breakfast
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>>29078042
GAGE?!?!?!?
original desu
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>4th grade
>in classroom during downtime
>with group of friends
>someone (who I was later cool with) says something
>don't even remember what it was
>but it pissed me off
>start shoving him relentlessly
>falls out of his chair
>grab his hair and jerk his neck straight to deliver the coup de grace
>teacher intervenes

>year prior
>in bathroom
>whole group of kids
>friend says something lightly teasing to me in a good natured way
>I knee him in the nuts without warning
>we played it off later and he wasn't mad
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>>29078682
>he asked everyone to come to his birthday party
>he was the quiet kid no one noticed

Please stop. You're beginning to plug your own life into this kid's story, and it's frankly cringeworth, no offense.
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>>29078587
Part tree fiddy of whatevmeme

>Fucking stupid nigger in class being a nigger
>He has an empty lotion bottle that he wanted
>White kids start trowing it around, it is empty, who gives a shite
>He says, "There still sum indere waddup dat boi" and keeps trying to get it
>Gets more and more angry
>I get thrown the bottle
>Teacher walking in room
>PANIC
>Throw it at garbage
>miss, hits teachers desk
>The negro grabs my water bottle and empties that shit into the trash
>While he is doing that, I say "What the fuck?" and just walk over and kick him over
>Must mention he was a twin, and they were both borderline midgets, like 4 foot tall
>He climbs on my back like the monkey he is
>I just throw him back down and kick him a few more times right in front of teacher, idgaf
>Teacher eventually breaks up the beatdown
>Get sent to office, normie god for another week, his brother brought it up whenever he wanted to make fun of him
>Fuck I hate niggers
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>>29078699
>normies are truely malicious and are out to get me
>"you deserve to loose who or whatever brings you any measure of joy"

I wonder why no one wanted to talk to you. So positive, and nice, even when he doesn't get his way.
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>>29078684
As it fucking should be.
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>>29078750
I fucking hate niggers
memee
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>>29076789
It's called anarcho-tyranny.

Look it up.
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>>29078542
They basically do, they want you to tell the teachers afterward.
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I almost strangled a fucker to death and probably would if a teacher hadn't broken my arm to get me loose. Sadly I'm one of those 0-100 instant violent types.
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>>29078744
I've been on both ends

sorry your childhood was so nice and rosy, I guess. clearly it robbed you of some maturity
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>>29078306
this would happen to me often, except they were black girls so it was REALLY hard to get them to stop
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>>29078802
no sorry but your belittling diagnosis is wrong, I was just not a jackass and was aware of that kid. get off your high horse

alternatively, leave
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>>29078684

The weak one was the bully. OP was stronger than him.
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> in 3rd year of HS, about equivalent to 10th grade for yanks I think
> Cooking event cause muh world foods
> This Gang of three morons notices I'm cooking meatballs
> "You like meatballs anon? You like big meatballs?"
> Yes they were that mature at age 15, whatever I was worse
> I just ignore it but I must have been physically tense or something cause they keep it up for the whole day
> Eventually I flip my shit, slam one's head on the desk (didn't do shit cause it was a weak push)
> I punch the other in the face, bursts his nose
> He walks out, class is silent
> I was bullied a lot so I kind of lose my shit at the class about how they all treated me, proper yelling. Glad teacher was out
> Year head seemed sympathetic, just gave me 1 day in school suspension
> Not bothered by anyone really after that except for 1 other time, most people think there's something wrong with me though
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>>29079002

Broke your arm? wtf?
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>>29079002
Broke your arm wtf? You ever get anything out of that?
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>>29078542
Can't go around letting Chad feel like his actions have consequences anon, that's not how it works

On a side note I don't see why "he started it" is considered a childish excuse, it's got to be one of the most valid there is.
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>>29079141
He almost murdered someone, sounds like he's lucky to not be in jail.
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>be me 7th grade
>first week of school
>am walking to lunch with my friends
>out of nowhere this kid sweep kicks me and i fall to the ground
>get up, ask "Wtf"
>guy ignores me
>kick the shit out of his right leg
>he turns to me , like he's locking on
>throws a weak-ass punch to my stomach
>hurts a bit, didn't have time to flex
>retaliate with a kick to the rib, guy didn't defend
>guy grabs my glasses from my face and slams them on the ground
>RAGE MODE
>punch his face two times, knowck him over, mount him and punch repeatedly
>someone separates us, i pick up my glasses
>crying
>(i cry when in rage mode)
>tell him to not mess with me again
>he is bleeding through his nose, i'm scared i fucked him up
>we both get suspended, he has to pay my glasses
>he gets expelled a week later for breaking through a door
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>>29079136
>>29079141

>hivemind

oregannnooo
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>be me in 8th grade
>have small group of friends who are semi-chad but I'm the obvious robot/cyborg they befriend
>get buzzcut after having my hair normal for a while
>sit next to the chad friend leader in math
>he makes fun of my hair and compares me to dr evil
>he tells his other chad friends and everyone else
>everyone laughs
>spaghetti visually falling out of pockets
>I had a pen in my hand
>tfw I got so angry I used all my strength and clenched the pen and stabbed him
>not such a bad wound but some blood
>he becomes scared of me and doesn't tell the teacher or anyone
>everyone just looks shocked

This is still one of the best moments of my life to this day
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>>29076789
All the schools I've been at actually punished both sides in a brawl unless it was only one side who did the beating/started it. OP was pretty extremely autistic and when teacher asked him what happened he told the story in a way that made him be the only one to blame instead of clarifying that it's been going on for weeks and the bully picked up the fight.

>tfw autistic and was prime bullying target at every new place I came to
>tfw dad forced me into martial arts
>fought my way out of bullys' path but was still a friendless recluse everyone laughs at

Now I'm just a target of adults' bullying which is mostly snarky comments and """friendly""" jokes about you. Every social gathering I'm forced to be part of (work, meet ups etc) I end up the one who everybody focuses on to drop "jokingly" mean comments about and stomp on in order to gain a higher social status in the surrounding
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>>29076837
I wish there was a way for me to go to that post and look at peoples replies.

>>62223855
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>>29078888
fucking NICE quads
>reading the wiki page
wowee that sure does look a lot like "degeneracy" maybe you should fuck it off on over back to /pol/ :^)
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>>29079175
>i had a sandwich in my hands all this time
>i punched him with a sandwich
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>tfw never got revenge on normalfags for their torment
>when I was in the last grade and ripped from the chest down from biking all day I could've been Chad bully and probably get a gf
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>never really get picked on cuz I wasn't small and beta
>when I was it was by senior wrestlers who would just chokehold me in the middle of the hallway while I wailed them in their kidneys with until they stopped
Highschool was meh, I was kinda nuts when I think about it, I would let people slap me in the face as hard as they could for a few dollars. Easy money.
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>8th grade
>mexican chad who has bullied me in the past starts being an asshat
>name calling, pushing etc.
>gets pretty physical on his end when he starts punching me and calling me a bitch
>enoughisenough.gif
>as he turns around to laugh at me i punch him in the throat as hard as i could
>goes to the ground almost instantly and gurgling noises are coming from him
>people start backing away and someone calls the gym teacher over
>almost broke his trachea
>1 week detention, almost expelled
>spic shit stain never fucked with me again
>mfw
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>>29079127
Just giving one other time, I'll shut up after this
> 4th year
> There's this kid I don't think anyone really liked
> Arrogant, self centered, thought he was funny. Kept trying to show off pics of a girlfriend I'm pretty sure didn't exist.
> People start getting on my ass for not getting the new FIFA (I fucking hate sports games)
> After that dies down he keeps going
> "You got the new FIFA anon? You got it yet?"
> Sounds small but it starts getting on my tits after a week
> In class I go over and give him a light dunt on the head, nothing serious but I did use knuckles so maybe it at least have him a fright
> "Now stop with shit or I'll give you an actual fight."
> He leaves the room, is gone for like half an hour
> Teacher was out at the time, back now
> He comes back, pissed. Comes to my desk and starts throwing punches
> Weak as fuck, it's like being attacked by a 6 year old
> Teacher pulls him off before I can fight back
> He gets a talking to, basically humilitated
> Even though I never really hurt him people were saying I beat him up, get congrats and "such a lad" from normies for a while

I fucking hated my time at that school but that was a bright moment.
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>>29079186
Jesus Christ, adult bullying is a thing? When Does it end.
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>>29079175
Are you this guy?
Originale commendado
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>be in fourth grade, end of the schoolday
>class bully is being a dick to my qt crush
>tell him to stop
>he bends forward and rams my stomach with his head out of nowhere, tackling me to the ground
>I wasn't expecting this and he knocked the wind out of me, so I just lie there with him on top of me
>head a noise above my head
>a chair that had been stacked on the table for the end of the day had been knocked over when the bully tackled me
>it dislodges from the table completely and starts to fall
>it's cheap plastic shit but has metal legs and is falling from a height, so it could really fuck you up
>things literally slow to a crawl at this point
>put a hand up to my face and close my eyes, convinced this is the end
>bully is not as fast
>it presumably hits him in the head and he starts crying
>stand up unharmed while he's crying like a bitch on the floor screaming "My eye! My eye!" in front of the whole class
>scared as fuck because I've never been in a fight before and I think I'm going to get in trouble for fucking blinding this faggot
>mfw nothing happens to me
>mfw the bully comes back to school that Monday with a patch on his eye (he was fine in the long-term)
>mfw he's really nice to me and gives me his lunch for a month
>mfw he never fucks with me again
>mfw qt crush never thanks me for defending her and grows up to be a dumb roastie whore as punishment
>mfw first and last fight I've ever been in
>mfw undefeated
>mfw I didn't even have to do anything
HAHAHAHA GET FUCKED, JONATHAN
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>>29079354
Never. People will always have the need to get a higher "status" than others in the same immediate social surrounding as them. Bullying is a way to assert dominance. Since adults can't beat someone up just like that and still be considered acceptable they just use more passive methods of bullying usually by degradation with words while pretending it's all in a "friendly manner"
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>Be in Year 4.
>Was a violent little shit anyway.
>Be in a standard fight. Circle of kids, me and the other guy in the ring formed from two walls and the crowd.
>Throwing a few punches and kicks.
>He lands a pretty glancing blow on my jaw.
>Feels like the world just fell out of my mouth.
>Turned out I spat out quite a bit of blood.
>As I recover, he's talking shit to me for bleeding on his shoes.
>Tackle him to the ground and start attempting to smash his skull to pieces on the ground.
>Ring goes fucking silent as there's a few thuds on the floor.
>I give up the attempted murder and settle for breaking his nose.
>One of his friends pulls me off him as he's dazed from his head injuries.
>I start swinging at his friend.
>I then proceed to start a fight with at least 10 people at the same time.
>Predictably, I get my shit pushed in. Most blood I've ever lost in my life.
>Dragged to head, expelled from the school because "This school isn't equipped to deal with pupils of your disorders."
>Ask head what he meant by that. Was still in the mood for fighting despite being injured.
>"I won't have a sociopath in my school, threatening those under my care, boy. I'm calling your parents. Don't come back."
>Parents fucking go apeshit.
>No more TV, no more vidya.
>Confined to my room for 22 hours a day, for at least a week.
>Went a little stir-crazy
>Standard solitary confinement.

Went to a different school, and was a lot more timid due to the solitary confinement. Still had the occasional fight though right up until I left school at 16.

I'm still spending 22 hours alone in my room, but now it's out of choice.
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>>29078203
Looks kind of like jontron
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>>29077356
severeIy underrated desu
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>>29079393
It's me, what do you mean?
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>Be me in the first days of 7th grade
>Get sorted into a class with some Bosnian loudmouth
>Thinks he's funny and always interupts class with some smartass comment (Some of them were funny though, I'll give him that)
>We're placed in the same group to gettoo know eachother
>Everyone in the group gets their chance talk about themselves and shit
> My turn
>Mention that I usually watch Anime, read Manga (back then I wasn't really on the downlow about it) and that I'm a huge WW2 enthusiast
>Bosnian kid calls me a Mangadork and a Nazi
>I tell him to shut his fucking mouth or I'll shut it for him
>Tells me to meet him after school
>IAintNoBitch.jpeg
>Meet him outside
>Ready for a fight
>He justs trashtalks me in front of everybody
>Calls me a cocksucker and puts his hand on my face
>Punch him right in the face and he staggers back with fear in his eyes
>His fear turns into blind rage and charges at me
>Suddenly realize this kids outweighs me with what looks to be atleast 20kg
> My best friend is standing right behind me and I feel safe due to the fact he is even bigger than the Bosinan kid
>Have another realization
>My best friend has never been in a fight before, he knows nothing about how to fight, he just looks scary (he's actually a real softy)
>3rd realization is that I have no chance winning this
>My only chance to save face from this fight is to prolong it long enough until a teacher comes and breaks the fight up

Back to the fight

>He throws me to the ground and goes crazy on my face
>Manage to get up somehow (Dont remeber many details) and punch him right in the balls (Dont judge me you fucking faggots, this kid outweighed me like a fucking elephant, I was just leveling the playing field)
>While he's holding his balls I beat the shit out of his face
>Out of fucking nowhere his 9th grader buddy charges in from my side and tackles me screaming "DONT TOUCH MUH BRUUUU HURDUUR" (This kid was the schools biggest fatass weighing in on atleast 100kg)

Cont.
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>>29079465
"getting higher social status" isn't the only reason people make offensive jokes. It can be because there's nothing else to talk about with you, it can be because it's low-hanging fruit but good enough to start a conversation with the rest of the group, or it can even be because they're interested in you and want your attention.
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>>29079638
moar pls. need to know how the anime ends desu
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>>29079638
Cont.

>Battle is lost
>New goal is not ending up in the fucking hospital
>Keep dodging Cartmans charges
>RedViperVSMountain.gif
>God sends me my saviour in the shape of my retard PE teacher
>Fights over they never got me
>Bosniaboy and me gets a massice chewout by our principal in front of our parents the next day
>Principal takes my side due to the fact that Bosniaboy's new in school and that I do in fact have a history of fighting nut not to this degree
>Never found out what happend to Jabba
>Never got messed on by anyone after that

Moral of the story. Dont be afraid to fight, even if the chances are stacked against you.

PS BosniaBoy and I became good friends later on and to this day still keep in touch and laugh when we look back to our fight
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>>29078817
>manlet nigger is getting bullied
>people are throwing his property and won't give it back to him
>you get tossed the bottle and instead of helping him you throw away his property
>he obviously gets mad and reciprocates
>you physically assault him

You just sound like a douche tbqh
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>>29077038
>and i made someone attempt sucide because auf 50 euros
you're a worse cunt then those normies
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>>29079648
>or it can even be because they're interested in you and want your attention
damn that's some serious naiivete
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>>29078817
thats not winning a fight
thats being a faggot
grats OP
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>>29075185
I stabbed black kid in the stomach several times with a knife my high school after we bumped in each other and he said to watch where I go.
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>>29079021
>posts on a frog board to complain about how everyone was out to get them when they were a kid
>maturity
Honeslty, if anything, kids with shitty childhoods robbed themselves of any chance of deveoping mature thoughts and emotions, no offense. Seriously, how is a kid supposed to learn the complex morality of a social life if they were slow in learning to make friends.

>>29079079
Sounds like I was wrong about the projecting.
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>>29079755
Not really. It's pretty standard human behaviour to playfully tease the people you're interested in. It might just be misinterpreted as bullying, or overdone to the point of being offensive.
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>>29078054
If that'st true I don't even care that you're a tripfag
Based
As
Fuck
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>>29079638
>>29079696
Good story anon, the fag Bosnian kid deserved it for giving you shit about liking history.
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>>29079873
I've got pissed at people for bringing up stuff to tease me, guess that explains it.
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>>29080012
I can't comment on that since I don't know exactly what was brought up and how it was said, but try not to jump the shark to being offended right away. Try teasing them back a bit and see their reaction.
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>>29078504
>uncomfortable with idea
>it can't have happened
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>8th grade
>crew out of 5 turks is annoying
>saying that they should shut up
>getting pushed by one with his skinny arms
>other 4 start kicking me
>ok
>waiting outside school
>they open the door
>don't have that confident look in their eyes anymore
>beat the shit out of the one who pushed me
>other 4 run away
>I don't get suspended because it was not inside the school and because they didn't tell the teachers
>they didn't even wanted to talk to me
voluntarily
>win?
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> point laser at some faggot kissing his gf for shits and giggles
> like 2 hours later chilling on a bench
> ouf of nowhere comes out this kid and superkicks me in the kidney. very painful
> like 6 more appear and circle around me
> activate helicopter mode
> wake up and stitches and bruises
> most of them had broken noses arms or legs tho
apparently I ravaged them until one of their older brothers came and hit me in the face with a metal pole and they were just stomping me until my older sister came and begged them to stop
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>>29080067
They brought up a time I was really drunk and tried to hit on a girl incredibly badly (like I was total wasted). I really hate embarassment so I got a little pissed.
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>be me in 5th grade
>get bullied by this one redneck becouse im black
>he insult me the whole time
>ignore it multiple Month becouse im to beta
>get mad After some time, Tell him to Fuck Off
>he ignore me and continue
>5 Minute Break
>Punch the shit out of him
>get suspended
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>>29075185
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3vMy1_NHHs
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>>29079648
I agree. I can tell it's a lot of times really innocent and not out of bad spirit but I'm too autistic to treat it like that and get offended and become a shut in even more. I really am unable to take jokes or banter in my expense with a good vibe, I might smile and pretend like it's fine but it really shatters my confidence
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>>29080099
I can happen, but it's evident that it didn't, so with that:
>i want something to have happened
>there's no way it didn't happen
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>>29080143
>>29080190
I don't know what's your relationship with the people that tease you, but you could try bringing it up with them if it bothers you.
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>>29075185

OP are you Ender Wiggin?
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>>29080135
fucking turks
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
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>>29076692
Tourist poster, mild compared the rest but you reminded me

>Bantering in 12th grade English class
>Faggot from desk behind starts to direct only on me but not kind hearted banter and being a cunt
>goes to slap the back of my head, leaning over
>lean forward while pushing his chair back with my heel
>goes to sit down
>falls because i pushed the chair
>entire class laughs
>stands up and throws my open pencil case on the ground throwing shit everywhere
>start collecting my things from the floor and place on the desk while knelt down
>once i'm almost done he shoots up from his chair and slaps it all away and laughs
>"Pick it up slave"
>grab a (very sharp, i had this electric sharpener at home) pencil from the ground
>grab his wrist that's on my desk with my left hand
>stab him in the back oh his hand Godfather style full strength
>goes in at least a good 1cm
>Nothing happens to me and he goes to the nurse
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>>29075185
I made a game that got 300k downloads and many players seemed to enjoy it. Heck people were even competing for the highscore.
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>>29079180
meaning he aint no snitch and you will forever been known as the sperg retard who stabbed chad with a pen
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>>29079638
Judged, faggot. You lost your honor.
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>>29080439
Fuck wrong thread desu
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>>29077680
what a jotaro thing to do
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>>29080135
turks are fucking cowards
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>4th grade
>some kid is shit talking me in the playground
>slam his head into a wall and start punching him
>teacher breaks it up and takes us both to the principals office
>we both tell the principal that nothing happened and get let off the hook
>laugh about teacher getting btfo in front of her boss
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>>29079696
Reminds me of a fight I had in fifth grade
>kid who always picks on me sits in my seat
>ask him politely to move
>He basically tells me to fuck off
>Decide I've had enough of his shit
>Slap him and tell him to move
>He gets up and punches me in the chest
>instantly realize I fucked up, he outweighs me by at least 30 pounds
>he starts bombarding me with a series of punches to the torso area
>Suprisingly, his punches were weak as shit, but he still has me backed into a corner
>Teacher breaks us up, I didn't even have a scratch on me
>It was my first time getting in trouble, so I wasn't punished, he got detention
>I apologized, and we became decent friends afterwards
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>>29080904
You shouldn't have apologised Anon
Befriending is ok in my book but stand your ground
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