>tfw you realize girls your age are now considered "mature" on porn websites
>tfw you realize you're older than most professional athletes
where the fuck did the time go?
>tfw there are porn stars 4 years younger than you
How did this happen D:
>tfw "anon the oldest here lol" in a work place not a school
Just wait until your favorite artists, performers, etc. all start dying off or retiring. Then, you'll really feel like a grampa. Eventually, they won't even be making any more music or movies for you anymore.
/livinginthepast/ anyone?
>>29075092
>>29075200
holy fuck, this made me feel.
I never thought about that stuff.
>>29075092
Mate, university students over 25 in the UK are considered "mature students".
Young adult is considered 16 - 24 in the UK.
Seriously. It's nothing. Unless you're old enough that your peers are old enough to be considered granny porn it's nothing to worry about.
>TFW 43 yo hug less, kissless, handhold less virgin here.
>TFW see mistress T is just in her mid thirties
Just shoot me fampai
>in 1.5 years bangbros, brazzers, reality kings, etc. will have girls who were born in the year 2000 starring in their movies
let me off this ride
>tfw turn 28 this year
>tfw if I played professional basketball (my childhood dream), I'd be starting to get past my prime
>>29075092
>tfw you realize even if you find gf you wont be her first love but merely another number
Well, porn companies also try to pass off 25-year-olds as "teens", so it's not like they've got a straightforward system worked out.
>>29076868
> basketball
nigger
>>29076877
FUCK. iv never thought about it this way
>>29076877
This is indeed the saddest feel of all. I mean girls my age already lived out all their kinkiest fantasies and are ready to settle down with a beta provider. Unless I can find a prime time 19 yo pussy who would date someone 10 years older, I'm probably going to die a virgin. And even then, it would be fucking awkward that she probably lost her V card when she was 14 or at 16 if she wasn't a big slut. Meanwhile, I don't even know what it feels like to hold a girl's hand.
>>29076868
I don't know about basketball, but for soccer the age of best performance level is considered to be 27-32. For goalkeepers a bit later.
>>29078734
Well I'm the same age as Kevin Durant, one of the top players in the NBA, and people are already saying his best days might be behind him.
Most basketball players usually hit the wall around 30.
>>29076868
Isn't it weird watching 19 year olds like Karl Anthony Towns dominate the NBA? I remember the first time a guy younger than me made the all-star team and I knew that my dream of being an NBA player was dead. Of course even if I worked 16 hours every single fucking day of my life to make the NBA I never would have had a chance
>>29075092
>when girls doing porn now weren't even born when you were their age
