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25 years and older thread. Get in here grandpas, how are you holding up?
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>tfw a piece of land you could have bought for $400,000 5 years ago is worth 2 million.
I could have been a young millionaire, now I'm just a faggot.
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Same as usual

Trying to hold status quo as a NEET.
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25 here. 26 on NYE.

Broke up with my gf in March. Been together since I was 19. We were best friends and I wanted to marry her.

I feel so lonely and isolated. I'm working hard to rebuild my life but its hard. Its so hard. Every time I do or see something interesting I have the urge to talk to her about it. And I can't because I'll hate myself for being a pathetic bitch.

Please give me any advice if you've been through something similar.

I'm never falling for a woman again.
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>>29074971
32 year old junior in uni here. Currently in summer classes, unemployed, sexless, and living off loans. Waiting for my probation to end this month so I can smoke weed for the first time in 4 years. Life seems...ok. Oh, alcoholism also.
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>>29075538
stocks is always a choice
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>>29075694
What happened?
Originalio pepperoni
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28 year old virgin here. I'm going to graduate school for PT where it's 65% women and everyone strips down to their underwear and palpates each others body for bone landmarks (such as ischium (on your ass) or pubic symphysis (just above your junk), lesser trochanter (inner upper thigh)).

I may die a virgin but at least I'll get to explore some qt bodies first
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>>29075831
I wasn't the best BF in the world, I did plenty wrong. Never cheated or hit her, but I wasn't amazing.

But everything was always my fault. And if I said that to her she would reply "Its anons world and we all just live in it." I've to come to realize she is a control freak and a bit of a princess. I don't even think she realizes it. We went on a break and then ended it. Its better for both of us.

I miss her though. We've kept talking but I'm starting to realize that's a bad idea so I'm starting to pull away. We'll never move on otherwise.

I'm trying to build myself into the man I used to be and can be again, or better even. I want her to look back and see that I wasn't a total waste of time. Its a great motivation but if I could wind the clock back and start doing this at 19 instead I absolutely would.

But there's no point in looking back in that way.
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25.

Pretty good - trying to make some music as well as practicing bulbul tarang and mandolin.
Should probably look for an extra job to save me through autumn/winter.
Considering starting to exercize my lazy being, but currently too lazy.

feeling old, yo
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>>29075790
At least I'm not this pathetic
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>>29075955
Stop talking to her. The best way to get over her is to cut contact.
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>>29076015
I'm slowly coming around to that. Its amazing the clarity some distance creates in your mind
All the things people said about her were true. I still find it difficult to separate the good feelings that colour my opinion of her.
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>>29075694
why give up on women ? weren't you happy with her ?
it seems like you had a best friend and a partner for many years. be grateful for that
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year 26
entry #9000

i have traveled this tiny island a hundred times over, each time hoping that perhaps behind some boulder, behind some copse of trees, I will find some sign of life, some sign that i am not alone

i've long stopped lighting my signal fire

i know no rescue planes are coming

every day i sit in my neat shelter, staring through the empty frame of my bamboo computer, staring out at the endless crashing waves as the hot sun beats relentlessly down

pls send gf
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>went fishing yesterday after weeks of being depressed
>tfw caught 11 fish
>tfw talked to p[plenty people
>shared my bait because it was the only thing working
>tfw not depressed anymore
>feel energetic today
>now have a strong urge to meet people
I have been missing out. Being isolated in this room is not healthy and I've been neetcuck since class er of 09. Being a neet sucks. I need people to talk to to preserve my sanity. I'm behined by 7 years but I don't want think about the wasted years. There's no turning back or getting those years back, but it doesn't make sense to waste even more time. I need to get fit, I'm hitting the gym and eating less, I'm going to go to school to get a trade.
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27yo chad here. Had to attend an event yesterday that my ex was at. Years later and I still miss him.

That being said my current is still awesome.
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>>29076151
And it all meant nothing.

She literally said that two of her friends have done more for her in the months since we broke up than I did for her in six years.

She's bitter but denies it. I've idealized her and am only now coming to see the flaws, and yet even still I have find memories.

But she doesn't. She claims she can't look back positively.

Jesus Christ writing this out is giving me mad clarity. Why am I taking this shit?

That's another example of how isolated I am. I slowly but surely cut my friends out to focus on her but nothing was ever good enough.
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>tfw adult life is just stressful responsibilities and doing things you don't want to do

REEEEEEE, I WANT MY CARE FREE CHILDHOOD BACK
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>>29076188
I'm proud of you anon. You've had your come to Jesus moment.
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>>29074971
44. Loving life.
Gave up on America. Moved to Holland. 16 years of good times.
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>>29076070
No. Don't start to pull away. Just fucking pull away. Disappear. Stop giving that cunt attention. All you're doing is reliving old memories every time you talk to her. She will never respect you or love you like she used to again. You will never get the same feeling of appreciation that she used to give you from her. The relationship is dead, so bury it. She is a time sink. A waste of resources and attention. Stop being a cuck and move on.
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>>29076266
How did you get a visa to stay for 16 years?
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>>29076405
Thanks anon. Seriously.
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>>29075694

been through something similar. was with a girl from 19-25. she was a "gamergirl" kinda girl but hot AF and out of my league. she cheated on me and we broke up, i was much more beta back then and put up with loads of shit afterwards.
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>>29074971
Older is better, less social pressure.
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>>29076216
>chad
>ex is him

HAHAHAHAHA GAYLORD DESERVES YOU RIGHT FUCKING HOMO LMAO THIS GUY IS A FAGGOT
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>>29076511
Still getting more sex than you though

enjoy your evening
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>>29076452
My ex was really hot as well, but I'm going to make sure I maximize my appeal to other people from now on. In 10 years she won't be young anymore and won't have anything else to fall back on.

Not like us. We have character. I'm going to use this to be the best fucking person I can possibly be
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>>29076549
rather have a dryspell of a month instead of being a faggot though

also

>implying its an archievement to have sex with a man
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Soon to be 26. Feeling okay because I'll probably get my money tomorrow and buy me a ps3 and I'll have some drugs by thursday.
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I turn 26 later this year. I hope to die in my sleep every day.
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>>29075955
I can relate to that pretty much word for word. I don't have anything left now, she was life.
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>>29076452
>>29076559
>tfw hot ex but plain current gf

Feels mixed man. At least her personality is better.
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>>29076606
Don't let your dreams be memes famalamaoriginalcomment
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>>29076608
Posting here has literally made me realize I'm being a faggot about it and I should just cut her the fuck out and build a life that isn't dependent on someone else for happiness.

So I'm gonna.
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>>29076561
Good for you. Frankly I love the dick and I'm glad I have a happy relationship. Who knows, I might just wife this one.
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>>29076606
Pls don't eat on top of a burner, that's a safety hazard. Also, nice countertops.
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>>29075798
yea great choice for losing your life savings
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>>29076627
My problem is that I have kinda high standards, even for a hookup. I'm no longer interested in relationships.

I'm going to have to work hard to get myself up to my own level, because if I'm not a catch why should anyone be interested in me? I wouldn't be interested in an out of shape loser girl.

Relationships make you complacent as fuck.
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>>29076674
you cant wife, you can only be butbuddies

i hope you will find god and get the help you need
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32.

It gets worse, kiddos.
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>>29076718
We can legally marry in the UK. How wonderful.

> you're religious
lmao, oh dear.
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>>29074971
Just doing the alcoholic thing. Nothin special.
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>>29076781
not when sharia law takes effect
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>>29074971

26 kv, just got a job in one of those cool tech companies in the second largest city in my country, so im about to move out of my parents house for the first time.

Moving to a pretty nice apartment downtown, hoping this finally lands me a gf.
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>>29076633
>don't let your dreams become memes
deep

I'm 29, work for myself, small amount of savings (15k), not sure what I want to do, people keep telling me to buy a flat/house with a mortgage

Single. Had a couple long relationships and a few short ones. I'm much happier being on my own though than being with someone that I really don't find interesting though. I've had to end my last couple relationships because despite them going completely fine I got bored so quickly or just couldn't imagine spending the rest of my life with them so broke it off early.

Not to decide what to do with my life.
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>>29076809
Better keep praying then ;)
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>>29076900
jokes on you im not even religious and despite religious people

i dislike faggots too

nothing personal kid
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>>29074971
watching sports, getting into right wing politics and drinking keeps me alive
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>>29076633
Dreams are for people with hope, anon.
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>>29076923
That's fine, I can't say I'm wounded mate
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>>29076923
also
you despite religious people
is that what you do
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>>29076991
>>29077015
idk im just bored i guess xdd
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>>29077037
I, too, am homophobic when bored
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>>29077112
homophone means someone who is scared of faggots, im not scared of them i just hate them

god will judge you
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>>29076627
Robot life is hard I see.
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>>29075538
I know it sounds cliche, but I had an opportunity to invest stock that was selling for pennies that is now worth millions. End my life.
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>>29077179
He'll probably keep me around in case heaven needs the decor refreshing
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>>29077205

And any of us could have bought fucking bitcoins for $0.000004 and sold them for $1000.
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>>29077584
Yep, it went up by 100% recently. If only I had a few Gs I could invest when it's low and sell when it's high I could live as a NEET. I would need a lot of Gs though for that to be worth it.
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27yo pleb here. Doing better, but still an alcoholic. Living off a janitors income and one night stands with cheap hookers. No social life. Watch porn in a drunken stupor. Play vidya gaems all day.

Guys...I've become Scruffy from Futurama.

I want to die.
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>>29074971
47 years old kissless virgen here...

GET ON MY LEVEL FAGS
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>>29076781
>gay marriage legal in your country
damn man, that's awesome and i'm jelly. best of luck to you
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27 here

life's going okay. I think I have a girl interested in me
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>>29077781
How did you even get here?
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>>29077767

Tell us more about your janitor job. How does it pay? What do you do? Aren't you embarrased to be a janitor at 27?
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>>29077800
I started browsing /fit/ a few years ago.
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>29
>NEET
>Dropped out of high school & college
>no ambitions or goals
>can't drive
>everyone I knew growing up has moved on
>gfs/married/houses/careers
>left behind in a dead end northern town
>nothing to do here but drink yourself to death
>nobody my age to socialise with
>nobody understands that there is nothing to do for someone my age who has no social life
>all their advice just boils down to "go outside!" or "just b urself :^)"
>all the activities that take place outside are social activities
>have nobody to go outside and be social with
>every time I go outside I feel like I don't belong there and can't relate to anyone or anything
>implying I could even hold down a conversation for more than 3 seconds to begin with
>just fill my days watching netflix and playing games to distract myself from the hopelessness of life

It doesn't ever get better.
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>>29077767

you're living my dream. you just need to develop an inner life bro.

i'm 37 and work for a law firm, doing paralegal grunt work. it's ok, but i have other shit going on. i grow veg in my windowsills, read books, play vidya, go out when i want, occasionally gym it and shitpost on 4chan.

slowly amassing some funds to escape to some country where land is cheap and the sun shines so i can become pure, unadulterated white trash.
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>daily reminder tomorrow you will be even older , there is no going back
>no second try
>your life is this
>its over
>remember when you had dreams that you will be something when you grow up? well ...
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>>29078269
>remember when you had dreams that you will be something when you grow up?

>digging though old stuff
>found a collage project I did for the last day of HS
>"where are you going to be 10 years from now
>tfw it was have a career,a wife. a couple of kids
>tfw that was 09
>tfw hkv with no prospects today
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>>29076820
Your moving and apt. won't land you a gf. Remember to go out and talk to someone you're interested in.
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>>29078845
I've always known I wanted to be jobless and playing video games all day. sometimes dreams DO come true
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Every day is worse than the last

How much longer til our health catches up with us and we're off this ride?
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>>29074971
>30 in less than a week
I don't want
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>>29076667
Don't let a woman control you, find yourself, take some time to think and reflect and see what you think a few months down the road
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>>29079352
At least you're not a KHV anymore.
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>>29077767
Where do you live and how can you fuck hookers in the states without going to federal pound me in the ass prison
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28/m here.

Just busy working on abandoning this dumpster fire of a culture and fucking off into the countryside.
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28KV though I'm pretty much a normie apart from the whole >no gf thing.

Had a good weekend. Went scuba diving and rock climbing. Life's not so bad if you can distract yourself from the soul crushing emptiness of being alone.
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>>29074971
I'm 48 years old and life is great! I have no money, no car, no mortgage, no family, and no responsibilies except those I choose to take on. I do tarot readings on the street on a little folding table for cash, and I spend my free time renovating a building which used to be a factory and was abandoned for a decade into a sort of community centre celebrating hobo culture. Everything I own except my computer can fit in a single backpack, so I can move any time i want, anywhere I want. The only furniture I own is a chair and a desk. I sleep on an old piece of foam, and take sponge baths in the sink because there's no shower. My life isn't comfortable, but it's fulfilled, challenging, and adventurous. What more could a person want?

Oh, and I'm finally old enough to wear a fedora in a non-ironic way and look good in it.

> Feels good, man
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>>29079960
This, ladies and gentlemen, is what your tax dollars are paying for.
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Bad

Graduated at 22 from nursing school, failed the nclex, worked as a security guard for 4 years and now I quit to try to take the nclex again but can't pick up a book

Oh and I started balding. Not sure what to do.
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>>29074971
27 and in summer classes halfway through accounting degree. Unemployed over 3 years now, only social interaction is when out drinking. At least I still have escapism through vidya games, books, and anime / tv shows and movies. I keep in shape and eat really healthy as well.
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>>29074971
32 years old/ back hurts, gray hair, lonely, can't get laid anymore, still no career, very little hope for the future.
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>>29076608
>>29076667


Holy shit anons, are you both my future self? I've been with my gf since I was 19. I'm currently 24. Her negative qualities perfectly match what you guys have been describing.

I really hope I get the good end where you guys got the bad. I'm planning on proposing to her next year.
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>>29080288
Sort through your issues with her before you get engaged. It's cheaper to do it before you get married.
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25khv
no friends or education after highschool
i only talk to people online
last time i bought clothes was over close to a decade ago
wagecuck working retail 40 hr week minimum wage
7/10 looks

not sure where i want to go with my life, i dont have any goals and im neutral to everything
i could start learning a trade, but for what? to earn more money that i already dont spend i have over 20k in the bank and no debt because i never went to university or took loans
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>>29080433
>last time i bought clothes was over close to a decade ago
I hate this so much, most of my clothes are from 10-15 years ago and I don't fit in them anymore anyway so I can't even go outside :(
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>>29080433
>>29080481
measure yourselves and purchase online
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>>29080481
i have one pair of pants that fit and a bunch of tshirts and random hoodies
if its too cold ill wear a jacket+shirt+that one pant
if its hot ill do my one short+shirt

but i rarely ever leave my house except for work (uniform)
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>>29080522
I don't have any online clothes stores in my shit country and it's very expensive to order from abroad.
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>>29079960
Fake until pictures.
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>>29080778
>he doesn't know this living meme
New to /r9k/?
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25 years old. Dating an 18yo virgin as of two weeks ago who really wants to get her cherry popped and is willing to try everything. No future with her but fun pet project at the moment. Own a small business which is shit but it puts food (beer) in the fridge.

Playing Gran Turismo 4 on a sunday night and drinking coffee. Just finished jacking off to a lewd set I took of my ex from two years ago. I miss her, she was perfect for me and unfortunately deserving of a much better dude than I will ever be.
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