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>Trying to turn my life around and be more social from being
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>Trying to turn my life around and be more social from being a shut in
>Go out with a couple of women
>Guys hit on them and they seem to be enjoying it, smiling, introducing themselves, going along with the conversation, laughing, etc.
>Sometimes even give out their number
>We leave later, they start complaining about them being creeps, annoying, etc.
What the fuck
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>>29074710
Women either feel bad for either rejecting them or you it seems.
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>>29074710
this is a common ploy women use.

they were just saying that shit just to not make you feel bad.

you fucking beta
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>got pulled over about a month and a half ago
>ladycop
>talks to me and asks for my number
>think that she needs it for cop purposes, get let off with a warning
>several days later start getting random texts
>ladycop continues to try and hit me up all the time to go out
>eventually cave because I was convinced this was some sort of group prank by the cops to fuck with me
>entire date I'm looking over my shoulder thinking someones gonna jump out or something
>says we should do it again sometime
>hang out two more times before she invites me over
>all three dates and even when I went to her house I was paranoid as fuck that this was some elaborate ruse
>start hanging out with her pretty often but can't help but feel this is some practical joke or maybe a hidden camera show at this point, shit has gone on too long to be internet prank
>after 3 weeks ladycop starts coming onto me really hard, well harder than she did the week before, teases me calling me a prude and shit. ain't falling for her pranks and antics.
>little over a month and this bitch ladycop is pretty much in heat everytime I go over hinting that she wants the D
>we drink a little and she wants to watch TV in her bedroom. let my guard down because the liqour
>next thing I know I'm handcuffed and shes ripping off my clothes
>midway through sex I have a panic attack because 1)i was a virgin 2) got kind scared at how quick things escalated 3) was afraid I was gonna be a two pump chump

Told her how I thought it was all a prank after sex and she was kinda pissed but at the same time thought I might also be schizophenic to be that paranoid.
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>>29074834
>>29074856
Oh no, I'm not interested in them. It even feels like one of them is slightly into me, but that could just be my inexperienced virgin mind talking.
I'm just saying how two faced that is, what the fuck man? Is this what normal women are like?
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>>29075075
Thats absolutely adorable anon holy shit
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>>29075075

That's pretty cool anon, I wish this kind of stuff happened to me.

Nothing ever happens to me.
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>>29075075
>giving supra-essential information to feds without asking for a warrant
>actually believes "cop purposes" is a legally-valid excuse
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>>29075155
>nothing ever happens to me
*whips out baseball bat dick*
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>>29075308


jus fuk my ass anon
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>>29075337
hahaaaa this little spack fell for it, me and the lads are having a good laugh mate. ace mate, ace
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>>29075337
OLD ON A MINUTE

I KNOW WHO YOU ARE YOU CHEEKY SHIT
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>>29075415

o fuck me, not again.
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>>29075486
leaving the internet huh? you fibbing again lad
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>>29074710
this is very typical women behavior

they are gossips, backstabbers, two faced and shit on everyone to feel better about themselves.

how do you not know this already?
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>>29075838
>how do you not know this already?
Because up until around the start of this year I had minimal contact with women.
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>>29075075
d-d-did you stay with her anon. She sounded cute.
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>>29075075
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