Shit fembots say
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>I don't have any friends, I'm so lonely and shy
>127 skype contacts
>>29074404
I don't have any friends, I'm so lonely and shy. I don't even have Skype or any social media.
Don't generalise anon. (Polite Sage in all fields)
>>29074654
i feel you senpai
ive only talked in mumble with my wow guild for the past 4 years
>>29074654
>I'm so lonely and shy I've only show my nudes to 7 guys and had 15 bfs
Youre all the same.
Femanons need to get off their ass and get qt. The fact that they're female means they're seriously not trying.
I have over 160 skype contacts and i talk to only 5 of them, though i wouldnt say im lonely.
>>29074654
>I literally go out of my way to ignore the hordes of guys that try to talk to me
>I'm so lonely
Also
>Shy
>Girl
lmao, that literally does not matter. As a girl you aren't expected to take initiate anything or approach any guy. Your job is to sit back and turn down all the guys who approach you until Chad finally comes by.
>>29074654
>>29075457
>I have no bf
>I have no friends
STOP. I've been falling for this meme waaay too many times. I have offered to talk with them a fuckton of times. I've offered to help. But
>They say they are socially retarded and don't post their skype/similar
>They respond to you giving a neutral response
>They straight up ignore you
I mean, why do you even do this? You are just craving for attention.
>>29075574
im a guy faglord
>I just want a qt neet robot bf
>I've met 5 of them in real life and they all were angry fat sperglords who wanted to rape me
>>29075600
Then why are you contradictin Op if the thread clearly says "Shit fembots say"
>>29075627
ill post whatever the fuck i want fampai
whatcha gonna do nigga, fuckin square up if you dont like it nigga
Back in the day playing ragnorok when a femanon said:
>I'm so lonely
>Chadston doesn't love me
Me:
>pick an orbiter ffs
Femanon"
>It does not work like this
women are all the same
>>29075688
how's it feel to be mentally retarded
>in b4 "no u r the retard"-tier retort
spare me, i know all the tricks, kid... heh... you're out of your league...
>>29076030
They are indeed, I've learned this the hard way
>>29076434
*teleports behind u*
*unzips katana*
back the fuck off?!?
>>29076560
oh yeah??
*eyes glow red*
IT
*activates sharingan*
IS
*transformes into ninetailed gundam*
OVER!!!!!!
*explodeos you and all your infinite parallel universe selves*
heh...
>>29075518
How does a girl get qt when she's undeniably ugly and not fat?
>>29074404
I don't have a skype though, or any social anything. I don't complain about being lonely though, I like being alone.
>>29074404
>Uh, I'm not looking serious relationship
>2 days after she's with Chad McChaddy
>>29076672
a sunny personality makes someone objectively sexier
I have a lot of skype contacts. I only respond to like 6 people on it tho
Fuck you OP. I only got so many because I posted my skype on /soc/
>>29076783
Why not delete them?
i got 30 people on steam but none message me.
i'm lonely.
>>29076654
all according to keikaku, you only killed my shadow clones...
*activates Kono Yo no Kyuseishu Futarime no Rikudo Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei (which is capable of Enton Amaterasu, Izanagi, Izanami and the Tsyukuyomi Genjutsu)*
*puts you into endless genjutsu where you get a gf that cucks you every time for chad*
pasta la vista... senpai
>>29076783
Shit bait. No one can be this much of a clueless whore.
>>29076828
I'm sorry, but you tried too hard.
>>29076828
heh... little did you know...
*slowly steps into your dream world and you realize you've been asleep this whole time*
i AM chad!!
*transforms you into my gf*
*cucks my'reself with you*
heh...
*gets down on one knee*
looks like...
*proposes marriage*
we got our happy ending, after all...
*dies*
>>29076807
this is me btw
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198307879208
>>29074654
Tits whore
>>29075688
>>29076434
>>29076560
>>29076654
>>29076828
fucklng autistic
>>29076913
I'm going to add you and never talk to you. I'll show you the true meaning of shy. Watch an learn from a true expert.
>>29074404
I'm a male, but I have realized for YEARS that my low contacts are my fault.
I have a weird paranoid OCD where I delete my contacts on the Internet, delete my accounts, delete photos, videos, etc. Not sure why I do it. Perhaps I am scared of the exposure, perhaps I don't want to contribute to the degeneracy. I can't complain about women having so many contacts when I have purged my Internet life like a madman for the past 20 years.
>>29076948
heh kid... stick around... maybe one day, you'll be cool like us... *twirls cape mysteriously*
smell ya later, kid... heh...
>>29076783
Tits sloot
>>29076948
i have some news for you anon
>>29077002
*bends you over*
*bangs ass until you shit yourself*
Heh, whoever smelt it dealt it
>>29076783
>going on /soc/
Fucking normies.
>tfw have a lot of skype contacts but literally 90% have blocked or deleted me
I'm honestly just too lazy to individually delete them. There should be a mass delete button
>>29077135
heh...
*smiles smugly and looks over my shoulder back at you*
looks like you...
*ass clamps down your pennis*
...activated my TRAP card!
*superior slootglutes tear off your dicke*
that one's for caitlyn, shitlord...
*poops out you're donger on youir face*
>having a skype
>>29074404
Women are fucking whores, big surprise
use tox you tards
>>29074654
>>29076707
"Girls" with dicks don't count.
>>29074404
not a fembot, just a fem. i have 4 skype contacts but only one talks to me because he is equally as retarded as i am. i add people with the intention to get a little group of friends but everyone blocks/deletes me ((rightfully so) i'm not being all boo hoo i really don't blame them) because i'm autistic and will go on long ass rants about art and composers when none of them are interested in it. i keep them there just incase they ever do want to talk to me one day, i'll always be here to listen if they need a shoulder or to vent
>tfw no gf to fart on my face
laaaaaame.
>>29077468
you should add me. i will listen to your rants and i wont block you because you will literally be my only contact.>>29077468
>>29075518
>seriously not trying
but asking one of you robots to go outside is asking too much to start with.
>>29077468
what's your skype, i'm interested
>>29077468
Would you rant to me about composers? I'd like to learn.
>>29077568
i'm a bit reluctant to just give it out after i learnt people can get your details from it..
>>29078099
interested in what? you want a retard to speak at you for a prolonged period of time? i'm really anxious for a while so it would take effort on your part, then after that i'll just annoy you.
>>29078412
pretty much same response as above, i'm aware of how annoying i am, please take that on board.
>>29078854
Sovietkitty92 on skype if you want to add me.
>>29078854
ok.. well whoever you end up adding. luck them i guess
>>29078854
tal_hotblonde on skype.
I'm also into music, but not from the "composers and classical" standpoint, but i'm certainly interested in discussing it.
Also, any other robots are free to add me.
>>29077568
>>29078099
>>29078412
>>29078854
>>29078989
>>29079084
Is it even possible to meet a girl online without having to compete with at least 5 other people for her attention?
>>29076672
she takes a photo of her face and of her breasts and puts them on an online dating profile until the inevitable virgin who is desperate for female attention comes along
>>29079133
It is, but not from 4chan.
>>29079133
>Implying there's competition
In the end, nobody will be chosen. I only add them to fulfill my need for female attention every once in a while. I don't operate on the silly assumption that she'd actually be interested in anything more than idle conversation. This is r9k, and we're talking about women here.
>>29079133
i think most people just want conversation and are willing to put up with retards like me to get it
also these no competing, i'm willing to talk to anyone who is willing to understand how i act
>>29079208
well i wouldn't be interested in anything more than making friends because i'm not in the right place for anything more than that, i can't even look after myself yet alone another person
>>29079292
There is competing though. You cannot keep up a conversation with 5 people at the same time. So in the end, you have to choose 1 or 2 people.
>>29079477
it's never really like that though, people don't always talk every day none stop, plus theres time zones. even when i had all 4 people talking to me before they stopped, they rarely ever clashed with eachother
>>29079522
Yeah but i'm talking about a situation such as this. Where lots of people want to add you at the same time.
Are you just going to ignore each of them until youre done talking to the other one?
All those femanons trying to defend themselve.
Guess what? You're personal experience doesn't matter if you talk in a generalizing terms.
Srsly you can always see that. Robots always take shit but as soon as someone talks shit about Fembots they try to justify themselves.
>uuuuh that's not true i'm not like that pls stop saying mean things
Fucking Bitches if you can take a dick than you can take a joke and reality.
And obviously i didn't mean all femanons.
>>29079644
ok i know what you mean, butt that is only a temp situation when we're all talking for the first time. tomorrow it won't be the same
>>29075617
HAHAHAHHAHA YOU IDIOT. Why the fuck would you goddamn want one then? You know they're not all brooding Edward Cullens or tate from american horror story right? Basically 99% of neets are smelly ugly or short or fat or all of those things, just because you think you are being humble and edgy by wanting a """neet bf""" doesn't make it so. You sound like an annoying immature shallow slut who goes on tumbl, but I do agree with you on your profile of the average r9k poster. Spot on.
>>29074404
Funny, I have like two contacts and one has stopped talking to me like months ago. The other is just mi novio who I talk to all day.
>>29080133
>OP talks in generalizing terms
>Fembot comes with personal experience
Are you actually retarded? You know that your personal experience doesn't mean shit to the big picture?
It's like when someone is saying
>"humans have five fingers on one hand"
then another one answers with
>"Not true i knew someone with 6 fingers on one hand"
Srsly that is femenist logic you're using please be or become a lesbian so that you don't contribute to the genepool.
Can a fembot ITT please post their breasts ?
I've been edging for 3 hours now and I really wanna cum
>>29080356
cmon friend, there are no real girls on r9k, all of them are just neckbeard faggots who live in their moms basement
>>29080495
I'm also okay with a trap as long as their butthole is pink enough.
>>29080571
Not me
>>29080495
:(
Fuck robot
>>29075617
>tfw lonely neet robot skeleton manlet
>tfw every femanon I've tried to get close to abandons me
>tfw getting too old for this shit
Are there any actual attractive fembots, i'm curious. If there are any in the thread please answer how you view yourself
>>29080871
I know there's at least 3. I have fucked 5 "fembots" so far. The girls here are so easy once they realize youre good looking. I had one girl even drive across 2 states just so she could fuck me.
Its a pain sometimes getting their contact info but once I do its free.
Sorry robots.
>>29080571
>not liking a qt brown butthole
>>29074404
>I get lonely too
>married to man that works from home
Fuck you sis
>>29080937
>good looking
>I had one girl even drive across 2 states just so she could fuck me.
>Sorry robots
Eh, i'm used to this feeling, so atleast you're ripping the benefit.
>>29081027
I feel bad about it sometimes. I tried to hook up a robot at one point but last I heard is that it didnt work out.
>>29080322
Well, only one counterexample is needed to render a statement as false. At least in logic and maths.
>>29081089
>Only one counterexample is needed to render a statement false.
No it's not. They are always some exceptions.
You're personal experience doesn't counter anything. Individual experience doesn't counter a generalization.
For example:
>Men are stronger than women.
Saying woman X beat up man Y doesn't counter anything.
Funny that you're talking about logic and maths but don't get such a simple concept which 7 year olds understand.
>>29081801
Wrong anon was directed at that robot
>>29081369
>"I have no friends"
>literally 30minutes from saying that she "has to go out with some friends"
