>Never been there, never will
Why live?
>>29074309
frenchfag here, it's overrated as fuck and full of rude people
>been there as a kid
>an old man slapped me in the face with his hat for getting in his way
> drunkard hollered in my face
>there were a lot of public urinators
>was also pretty nice in a lot of ways
>now speak French
>can never go to France again because it's being raped to shit
>>29074451
Il est beau le patriotisme Achmed
>>29074451
do you have a girthy penis?
Honestly, I've heard bad stories. Rude people, filth, etc.
I definitely prefer a resort somewhere in Puerto Vallarta / Cancun / Cabo or something.
>>29074451
On se la ferme quand l'on est qu'un immigrant en France, et on laisse les vrais francais avises de la situation!
Autrement, les uniques personnes peu aimables que tu denonces sont les arabes qui t'acceuillent a Orly. Les francais sont sympathiques autrement.
>>29075891
Cancun is shit
Only 30% is nice
The rest is fucking shit
And the people
Turists and residents
Everyone is fucking shit
>>29076064
Dans ta campagne de paysan de merde peut etre mais a Paris y'a plein de gens impolis.
Et moi le premier, j'insulte les vieilles dans le bus.
>>29076166
I'm fascinated by Mexico. I've been to a few places, but I want to check out San Miguel, Lake Chapalla, Monterrey, the DF, Playa del Carmen and a few other places.
My spanish is not good, though.
>>29074309
>party drinking culture
>white chads
>muslim roaches lurking streets at night
go there for the alps or the countryside, not cities.
>>29076204
Espece de petit con, ta maman serait pas contente de voir que tu insultes les pauvres petites vieilles dans le bus.
A moins qu'elle soit voilee, auquel cas tu as ma benediction.
>>29076204
J'suis Parisien tout autant, mais que les arabes rabaissent la reputation dont on jouit comme hotes de touristes du monde entier.
Et pourquoi tu ferais ca? Elles sont gentilles les mamies. Au moins elles sont toutes blanches.
>>29074309
>dude croissants eiffeltower mustache music lmao
Get over yourself its a nice to place to go to to look at the arhictecture and shit but there are probably places in your vicinity that also have nice building and tourist attractions and food and stuff.
Look at all cancers you baited OP, these french are on /r9k/ but they're not even robots, they fucking find people nice and they FUCKING HAVE FRIENDS
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>>29076222
Check out Oaxaca and Guadalajara
Literally you want to go to some of the worst places over here dude
>DF
Sheit man
>>29076250
Arrete de voir des musulmans partout petite pute de fragile, je suis blanc comme le cul de ta soeur.
>>29076252
J'insulte les vieilles noires et voilees aussi, j'insulte des que je me sens frustre, depuis que je fais du sport je suis une masse, donc maintenant je peux me defendre physiquement et niquer des meres. (bien sur c'est quand je me fais embrouiller par les arabes et les noirs que j'en viens au mains, pas avec les vieilles.)
I've been living in france as a dutch person for the last 6 months. Although I had a little bit of french in high school it's nowhere near enough it seems.
Maybe one in every 20 people is able to speak broken english. French don't bother with learning anything than their own language. Games, movies, everything is dubbed over.
That being said, food here is pretty good. Especially cheese. As cheese fan, I am in the right place.
>>29076457
Glad that you've seemingly been swayed by our way of life. Your Gouda isn't half bad either, but French cheese seats above all of them.
And opinions on the wine?
As to english, true but at least we're not being that cucked by english, in contrast to what's occuring in the Netherlands where kids let go of dutch to converse in english.
>>29076457
>French don't bother with learning anything than their own language.
true for a majority, but that's just the pleb man like in every other country
I personally speak french, german, english, italian and japanese and i want to learn russian, chinese and arabic
>Games, movies, everything is dubbed over.
fake, there's only subbed films in many theaters, we call them "cinema d'art et essai", you just need to be a cinema lover to know where they are
>>29076503
Dutch people speak dutch with eachother all the time, but as soon as there is a foreigner in the picture, english is the go to language. Amsterdam is not really a good reference point as it's so touristy that shop owners typically speak english first before noticing somebody is dutch.
For wine I like bordeaux. Even the cheap ones are usually pretty good. I know more about italian wines, but southern french ones are pretty good too.
>>29076563
Yeah to be fair, the biggest cinema cinema I know allotts its biggest rooms to movies only subbed. Somehow it's becoming really popular.
>>29076563
Oh I believe you for sure. It's just a bit outlandish to me that it's not the standard option.
Games too. I went to this esports place (even though I'm generally not a fan of that type of games) and everything is set to french only. They even have people to dub over tournaments and AGDQ and the like because they don't know english.
Same goes for the tabletopping places.
I mean, it's understandable, but for a foreigner it's pretty difficult to make new friends if you're not yet fluent in french.
>>29076583
Then again, I'll perhaps be journeying to a dutch school for the next two years, for some studies (well remains to be decided, the school isn't that great) so it would be hypocritical for me to attack your proficient englishness when I'll be so dependent on it next year.
>>29076503
my favorite wines (as a french) are
>red: bourgogne, toscane (italy)
>white: bourgogne, bordeaux
>>29076656
HBO? If you can get into a dutch university instead, I would recommend that. Certain studies are only at HBO level, but most are available at university level too. What you can also do is get a bachelors degree at HBO, then spend some extra time at uni (1 to 1.5 years) catching up on the difficult subjects and then start a masters there.
Dutch universities luckily teach their masters in english, but not the bachelors.
>>29076735
>HBO? If you can get into a dutch university instead, I would recommend that.
Erm nah I'm not endowed with that much freedom of choice since this is actually for a 2 year academic exchange with the french school I already pertain to. The school in France looks great, but the one they're partnered with looks hellah shitty if you don't mind me saying ( it's Avans hogesomething if ever you're struck by curiosity).
So might do it elsewhere c; but thanks a bunch Dutchie. Also their bachelors would actually be taught in english, thankfully!
>>29076849
Fudge...
The french school is great*...
Academically and reputatoion-wise one the few that foreigners look up to, so it seems a waste to lower to that level for two years.
>>29076703
Hopefully you don't like rosee, right?
Good man otherwise!
>go to paris
>get shot
ill just stay here in burgerland and get shot
Retournez en Musulmanie, bandes de batards.
>>29074309
>Going to France
Most pleb tier overseas travel in existence. It's where all the hipsters go so they can come back, bring it up in every conversation and act like they're better than everyone and more cultured because they've been to a few tourist attractions in a first-world nation in Europe.
>>29076849
Yeah I don't typically recommend most HBO schools. They're private institutions and can't measure up to universities. Shame of your place to decide upon it.
>>29076916
>go to place
>get shot
Hahah FUNNYYY
FUNNYYYY HAHAHAHA
>>29076996
>first-world nation
please we're now 10th because of hollande and his shitty policy
>>29074309
>Went to paris
>expected rude people
>got really friendly people even though I didn't speak a word french
>Saw a lot of niggress ass and titty you can only imagine
Higher than high test, would have betrayed my race right there and then if any of them would have asked me to
>>29077102
They were first world when all my pretentious hipster high school friends went there.
>One of them is unemployed with a degree from a college with questionable accreditation
>One of them has a degree in women's studies and now works at a sub shop
>One of them went into debt for an art history degree and was working at a coffee shop as of 3 years ago
I guess their lives went the same way as France
>>29076450
Prends la A a 7h du mat, et dit moi si tu vois pas une chier de musulmans.
Et puis je parlais des vieilles que t'insulte pauvre imbecile
Qui veut etre ma copine?
>>29077102
>first-world nation
> Sarkozy
> 100k more unemployed people each year
> Holland
> 100k more unemployed people each year
Honestly at this point I don't make any difference between our leaders. We'll be at 100% of debt with the next President, no matter who he'll be, and we'll suffer the same fate as Greece.
Why would you want that? The place sucks, the people are lazy and rude and don't speak a word of English.
1st world nation, litterally 3rd world country
>>29074309
>plan to use my two weeks off to travel to france and belgium
>dad calls me
>doing repairs at home
>wants me to help
>guilt trips me into accepting
>my whole vacation will be manual labor
>another year of my life passes where i havent achieved a fucking thing
O-oh well, maybe Rome in autumn then...
>>29078600
Why would you agree to that? My mom is trying to make me do the same thing, I'm gonna say there's no way I'm doing that shit and guilt tripping is not gonna work on me.
Don't muslims go around stabbing people all the time?
>>29078462
i didn't say sarkozy was better with my sentence, i disrespect almost all french politicians
nowaday french politicians are a caste, it is an oligarchy, they all want to peserve their money and won't help the peopleeven if they are socialists or nationalists, and the same guys lead the country for decades now
What is the french hygiene meme? It can't be that filthy.
>>29079370
Depends where you are. Paris stations can be pretty filthy and old.
>>29079370
it is a meme, as well as cheating is allow in relationship and other shitty fake facts
>>29076331
And I fuck French girls
The language sounds retarded and french people are massive cucks. What are you going to do in France anyway you dork? You're going to be indoors 99% of the time.
>>29079370
Paris is fucking disgusting
Frenchfag here, most of people otherwise are clean, but it's the same in every country
>>29074309
It's the india of europe. People pee in the streets and smell like they haven't showered for days. I even saw a guy take a dump on the sidewalk once. Don't go
Isn't France completely overrun by niggers and muslims these days?
>>29079837
Paris and its suburbs are, which is unfortunately where the majority of business activity happens.
>>29074309
French people are a pest. You don't even have to go there to find that out. Just play with them online and you'll realize they're the same kind of roaches that russians are. White niggers.
And it's the same IRL. Everyone I've talked to who have gone there on holidays have said the same thing: the people are loud, rude and unhelpful.