What starter is the most /r9k/ approved?
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What starter is the most /r9k/ approved?
Popplio since everyone hates it
I don't keep up with the newer pokefaggot games because I'm not a child, but the fire one. The fire pokemon is always symbolic of a real robots fury towards the world.
I'm picking the owl since the other two are shit
>>29074075
>anything but gen one
underage is awefully summer in here
>>29074130
>muh genwun
>>29074075
They all look like shit made in 30 seconds
I guess the cat offends me the least
>>29074075
Fire cat and water seal have already been done multiple times. Owlet is original at least
>>29074075
Obviously Popplio, he's just like us.
Obviusly the cat. Cats are awesome.
>>29074130
I love how the 5th post about pokemon already has a disgusting furry pic attached. Fuck off with your bestiality shit, anon.
>>29074220
He's just a Hoothoot for girls.
Is this really what pokemon look like now? Jesus Christ.
>>29074075
>>29074100
>>29074236
I'm picking Popplio as well. As should any true robot. Look at him, he just wants to be everyone's friend, but people already hate him based on his poor looks before even giving him a chance. He's just like us.
Every time I see him, it reminds me of the story about Ugly.
>>29074351
Robots don't want friends. Robots want to see the world set ablaze.
>>29074371
Popplio is still in his first evolutive stage.
He has yet to become a monster.
>>29074075
Left is token edgy pokemon
Middle is boring
Right is adorable
>>29074371
HEH. NOTHIN PERSONNELL............. KIIIIIIIID
