Parliament of /r9k/ 3.0
Wiki:
http://parliament-of-r9k-2.wikia.com/wiki/Parliament_of_/r9k/_2_Wikia
IRC:
#parliamentofr9k on Rizon IRC.
>I'm new, what should I do?
http://parliament-of-r9k-2.wikia.com/wiki/Guide_for_newfags
Today is a roll call, so make sure to post in this thread.
I haven't made any threads for a couple of days, because the parliament wasn't active enough.
hello
pls use "Muslim Party"
>>29073817
Ohayou everywan!
I hope that the parliament will be more active this time.
Remember to do your best!
jojo reporting
ohriginal
>>29073904
fucking mute knocking my trip off
>>29073904
You forgot to put your tripcode on.
>>29073868
What about changing your party name to just "Mulsim party?" That would be much easier to put in the graph when I'm making it.
>>29073929
ok I'll update the wiki page now
Seems gay you guys.
amadoinit right??
>>29074109
You'll probably want to join the homolust party. Here is their page:
http://parliament-of-r9k-2.wikia.com/wiki/Homolust
You don't have to add yourself to the list of memebers. because I'll rewrite it after this thread.
And so it begins.. The roll call...
Top of the day to everyone.
>>29074150
ahoyo mi familia
>>29074192
Greetings to you jojo ;_;
And a special greeting to bano and Htespagheti.
Glad to see you two here.
Hello im here from the Marxist-Leninist Party
>>29074406
To make a trip code use name##password
Kampai! Who's up for a drink?
NLP leader and founder reporting
@29073817
Chad reporting in you beta fuccbois
i think i did it or maybe i'm stupid i dunno. Oh wait i already am
there we go ok im done posting here
>only 10 unique posters
This isn't looking too good. I hope that more people will show up soon.
>page 7
I'm bumping this thread, but I feel like this parliament is dead.
>>29075640
It is sadly looking that way.
Best case scenario people just have taking a break waiting out the summerfags.
is summer a bad time to do this or have the numbers just been shrinking?
>>29075812
The parlament was in a pretty good shape around this time (maybe a couple of weeks later) a year ago, so it's just that people don't participate in it. Maybe the novelty of this has worn off for them.
>>29075812
It might be a bad time. I have no experience with the older parliaments, so not sure what time they were most fruitful.
The parliament was active the first week, then I believe Reddit (if reports are correct) started lurking and trial-posting everywhere (incl. parliament), and things dwindled down.
But not sure if my tale is the best (or most accurate) reenactment of the story of parliament 3.0.
I'm just posting to keep this thread alive.
Post dank maymays or something.
>>29076358
i will do so whilst making original posts
How many holes in a polo?
>>29076483
I might be wrong here, but....
The shirt: usually 4 (you can make extra holes)
The game: usually none
Preliminary posting.
Going to join a party soon.
>>29076575
yes you're actually right
Here!No mute
>>29076643
Fuck yeah; I nailed it ;_;
>>29076642
http://parliament-of-r9k-2.wikia.com/wiki/Category:Parties
Here's a list of all parties if you need that.
What countries are you guys from?
These threads were entertaining to read, as a third party. It sucks things have kinda died down for you guys. You seemed to have a lot of fun.
Good afternoon gentlemen.
asdf
>>29076768
Why don't you join and help liven things up a bit?
shame i cant think of anything to say give me something to work with.
>>29076808
Greetings to you Nevs
>>29076818
I can't really dedicate the time I feel would be needed to it.Plus I'm not very good at roleplaying.
>>29076946
It's alright we're not overly serious about it either, it's just a laugh.
>>29073817
Well it's that time of year again. 2.0 didn't go too well. How's the normie party doing this time around?
>>29076897
One moment I'll try to think of something. Thou I'm shit at coming up with smalltalk.
Cassius Clay died two days ago if that sparks any ideas.
>>29076990
Wasnt he a renowned muslim or somethin like that
>>29077039
Boxer (Muhammad Ali( that turned Muslim (not sure why he did that and to what extent).
This is Alacrity of the Common Sense Party.
I don't remember what I chose last year, but CSP seems to have the most reasonable agenda.
>>29077094
All we need is three people right?
>>29077213
Join the irc chat if you're not in it
>>29077267
I'll be joining IRC too in a "short" while, must set up a few things, hopefully it will not take too long.
This is the dumbest fucking shit I've ever seen.
>>29077489
Lurk more, and you'll soon realize that this isn't even remotely near "the dumbest fucking shit" out there.
>>29077533
It's cause he doesn't take an interest in this kind of stuff
just keeping the thread alive
>>29076981
>2.0 didn't go too well
It went pretty good. 2D was the biggest party in it, and it was fun. I was even called a great leader.
>>29077094
>mismatched parens
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
We need to keep the thread alive.
What are you doing right now, lads?
I'm trying to make a decent team on Pokemon Showdown.
>>29078194
I know... It is a black mark on my perfect history (pretending I never forgot to put in name).
I saw it as the progress went to 100% and it was to late. Could possibly delete the post, but then I would fuck up the history for the coming generations. So I find myself in a Catch 22.
>>29078230
lisdening to music and shitposting elsewhere
>>29078230
Not much; watching series 13 of QI.
>>29078290
whoopsy triptrip
>>29078299
taste the ear lopes
>>29078312
yeast is for the weak
originalio bumpanalio
Stay alive thread, embrace the age of technology and live.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRYNcFmh-_o
>>29078194
>great leader
>>29073817
What the fuck do you people even vote on? A parliament is pretty useless if there's nothing to govern.
>>29078804
Pic related.
>>29078881
Here's the docket:
http://parliament-of-r9k-2.wikia.com/wiki/Legislative_Docket
I don't think that this thread is active enough to vote.
>>29078881
Like I said before it's just a laugh.
Bumping this thread.
>18 posters
That isn't much.
>>29079432
It's something.
Temple OS is the only OS.
>>29079432 sorry bad meme
>>29079492
>TFW no vt-x
I can't even experience it properly. Even less running on arch in cli is fucking slow on my computer.
TempleOS looks like it's fun to mess around with.
>>29079571
It's fun if you like exploring the machinations of a severely autistic man's mind. I really haven't fooled around with it too much myself though to be honest.
>>29079492
>>29079571
Looks like impressive work (just read the wiki).
First create an language for it (not content using ASM and C). Then create the OS.
OK it isn't the most advanced OS, only having ring-0 and single address space etc., but impressive non the less.
What do you call an alligator in a truck
>>29080150
I'm stuck on that one (could probably search).
Best I could come up with was: Kidnapped
>>29079671
Been looking at a video of the Temple OS.
It is more impressive than what wikipedia made it sound like.
>>29080208
A Trator
Sign me right the blox up!
>>29080228
Yeah, for a one man operation it's pretty insane. Terry put a lot of work into it.
Rice in pepperonis thread
>>29080286
It sort of looks like a interpreter that is an debugger that works like an OS.
I'm especially impressed that he completed it (and still working on it). I think I would just give up (get bored) after I got some things to work. I think I have a tendency to stop after proof-of-consept; knowing it can be done, but not having the motivation to actually polish it.
>>29080286
He even have 3D!
Shit Wikipedia really underplays this OS.
did this thread die?
Signing off for today. Till next time fellow memebers ;_;
>>29080942
Hopefully it will be kept alive a while longer. Sadly I have an early morning tomorrow/today and thus have to leave you all for now. But I'll be back in the next thread whenever it is and I spot it ;_;
>>29080972
>>29081035
Of course I forgot name yet again...
(waiting for countdown)
>>29081035
Rip you wont be remembered
>>29081051
wow rude to be completely honest with you
just keeping the bad memes
>>29081091
i know i'm a prick
>>29080208
>>29080228
>>29080535
>>29080607
I know my optician says I can see, but I'm starting to wonder when discovering I haven't been using my name for quite some time.....
>>29081091
I'll just interpret it as >>29081051
wishing me a peaceful nights sleep (that will show Ventu) ;_;
>>29081154
Good night my sweet prince
>>29081154
Your writing style is distinct enough so it's no big deal.
>>29081193
Good night most honorable Ventu
>>29081205
Nice (or scary) to know ;_;
Good night to all
And a special thanks to bano for all that bano does.
>>29081319
Can we end this with some stupid joke
>>29081352
OK... Couldn't find the original I copied form 4chan so I had to search and found a version of it.
A plane leaves Los Angeles airport under the control of a Jewish captain.
His copilot is Chinese. It's the first time they've flown together, and an awkward silence between the two seems to indicate a mutual dislike.
Once they reach cruising altitude, the Jewish captain activates the auto-pilot, leans back in his seat, and mutters, 'I don't like the Chinese.'
'Don't like the Chinese?' asks the copilot, '....why not?'
'You people bombed Pearl Harbor, that's why !'
'No, no,' the co-pilot protests, 'The Chinese didn't bomb Pearl Harbor! That was the Japanese.'
'Japanese, Chinese, Vietnamese... doesn't matter, you're all alike!'
There's a few minutes of silence.
'I don't like the Jews!' the copilot suddenly announces.
'Oh yeah, why not?' asks the captain.
'The Jews sank the Titanic.'
'What? That's insane! The Jews didn't sink the Titanic!' exclaims the captain, 'It was an iceberg!'
'Iceberg, Goldberg, Rosenberg ...no matter... all same.'
See ya robots wait no im not a robot anymore i had to click i'm not a robot
>>29081734
Like you've never lied on the captcha before and accidentally mistaken words like flower and submarine as nigger and such.
I'm bumping this thread again.
I'm still alive, doesn't seem like any other members of REE are though.
bumbpbppbppbpbpbbump
>>29073817
Yo.You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original
are ya winnin' son?I know this is an unoriginal comment because I've made it before
>>29083379
el
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Bumping thread even further
Is anybody out there?
Have a comfy picture
The summer has come, and with it, a dead thread.
Think I might stay up for Game of Thrones
>>29084369
is that a frog in the corner
>>29084547
No idea, I thought it was a bin liner
>>29084618
Hello are you dead
>>29084806
Only on the inside.Originalio
>>29084912
how many holes in a brick?
>>29084981
Fewer than a polo
>>29085033
It's actually 7
>>29085085
Yeah I meant a Volkswagen Polo
>>29085130
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
You have been muted for 4 seconds, because your comment was not original.
shit
>>29073817
SS memeber reporting for duty.
>>29085235
you're really late
>>29085235
like really late
>>29085268
I don't think he gives a fuck
>>29085342
No really i didnt know
>>29085382
classy sargasm friendo
>>29085389
Give me the shit shit shittiest meme on the internet
Its time you goys diversified your parliament.
>>29085468
oooooh shiiiiiiiiiit
we autsocs won't stand for any jew business, goldstein
>>29085516
No need to worry. We're merely supporting jewish business here on r9k. Anything negative that happens is merely a coincidence.
Role call again already? Well, showing up to keep my seat.
babbdbdbabbbupmppfppeppepe
golly gee wizz dad i have three new fresh toilet seats
saven dis thread
