Why do girls sneeze the way that they do?
Sometimes I hear a girl sneeze and it sounds like "Nyuuh!"
They don't actually sneeze like that. It would be acceptable if it was an anime, but this was no anime, /r9k/.
It was so quiet that there couldn't have actually been a sneeze there. I sneeze like a fucking monster, and I try to make it quiet, but it doesn't work. She was just thinking, "Oh, what can I do that will make people think I'm cute?" and she decided to fucking fake a bodily function. What is it like to be so unsure in yourself that you have to resort to this shit when you want to look cute?
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Almost as autistic as the fat retard-looking kid I heard force himself to say "Fus Ro Dah!" during a goddamn sneeze. Literal reddit, not even joking.
>people that hold in their sneeze
Absolutely pathetic.
>>29073510
I once broke up with a girl because of her sneeze. It was too... My little poneyish see what i mean?
>>29073510
>in store
>feel a sneeze coming
>ohno.jpg
>A, A,AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOODFDSAFHDOPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>everyone starts staring
>being so beta you're unable to control you body
>mfw I actually say Achoo when I sneeze
There was this girl in my class who sneezed like she saw a ghost. Really fucking annoying.
>>29073539
Agreed
>>29073548
I see what you mean. She probably really craved attention.
>>29073558
I mean, what did the normies expect you to do? Why do normies think it's OK to stare?
>>29073564
>being so beta that you exhaust all of your efforts so that those without testosterone aren't upset by your mansneezes
>>29073581
Why?
>>29073584
>sneezed like she saw a ghost
Explain?
>>29073857
I dont want to rain everything around me with snot. Thats why i hold it in when in public.
Its unhealthy tho.
>>29073510
Yeah I get what you mean. It's something that can be controlled, unlike your small penis.
>>29074085
>unlike your small penis
Watch out, it's the most original insult/comeback that a female can think of!
>>29073539
>Absolutely pathetic
Hurts, anon, I sneeze so loudly that I don't want to draw attention.
