Anyone else's parents do stupid retarded shit they despise? I'm not talking about casual normal banter but like:
>leave bottle of water in the bathroom and go out
>come back and my parents start going "oh look it's WATER boy"
>parents smirk and are laughing, saying at dinner "does water boy want any more water with that meal?? hehe"
>dad starts chanting "water boy, oi oi oi!"
Literally so fucking pissed off with my dickhead family, I wish they would all fucking die, such fucking assholes.
Lmao are you fucking mad water boy?
Hahaha guys get a load of water boy over here
What a fucking FAGGOT LMMAAAOOOP
>>29073228
My old man makes a lot of old movie references that nobody gets & many corny jokes that nobody finds funny. My mom's pretty cool though. At least she gets younger people to a degree. She's really good w/ kids. She & I both can't stand the sight of my old man.
Now, you sound like a very irritable son-of-a-bitch who needs to "take a pill chill" as Rajj Patel says.
>Water boy, oi oi oi!
made me chuckle. You're so bitter.
>>29073228
You sound salty, Waterboy.
You need to chill out.
Maybe you could take a bath or something.with water, of course
>>29073281
yoooooooooo
you straight up roasted that mfucka dammnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
ROASTED WATER BOY
APPLY SOME OF THAT WATER ON THAT BURN WATER BOY
SHIIIIIIIT MFCKA U JUST GOT TOLLDDDDDDD THOUHG
>>29073228
Could you fill me up, please?
>>29073228
my dad does this really annoying thing where he's dead i hate it so much
>>29073228
Yo Waterboy!
>>29073228
Holy shit you could fill a marine aquarium with all that salt water
>>29073452
Hahahaha your dad's dead :^) I actually bet he isnt you attention whoring faggot, what a horrible thing to pretend
Kek, is this you?
>>29073228
I HATE when my dad say please. It's just... Makes me want to kill this fucker.
More like salt water boy!
Carlos.jpeg
>>29073228
Hahaha waterboy your parents are great memers.
my mom repeats the answer to any question and you have to repeat it back to her.
>Where are you headed
The grocery store
>The grocery store?
The grocery store
>Are we out of milk
No
>No?
No
I love my mom but this bugs the heck out of me
WATER BOY, OI OI OI
>>29073228
have a glass of water to cool down, waterboy
>>29073228
Don't cry waterboy don't let the water escape through your eyes
>>29073228
haha rekt faggot water boy oi oi oi
pic related it's op going to the bathroom
QUICK someone get waterboy his glass of water before he kills us all!
>>29073228
It's water boi!
ITT: normies who are lucky
>>29073316
I want to strangle you so bad, but then I remember that your wife and her son won't stand the sight of you either and I calm down
Waterboy here, omw to make your gf wet
sounds like your parents love you and have a good sense of humor. >>>29068751 # these guys on the other hand wheren't so lucky. Stop being such a spoilt little kid
I don't live with my parents but when I did the worst thing was them asking you a question, then arguing with the answer you provided.
Why bother asking someone a question then doubting them, when you had no idea in the first place?
My parents used to get really upset with me because I would not get angry or argue with them,I mean whats the point of arguing with your parents as a child?
>>29073475
does it feel good, knowing that you are actually wrong?
sit down, little autist, and hear my robot song
while the roasties get toastie, and the tendies heat up
i sit here cozy, a NEET who has to hide the cum cup
>>29073522
Your mum is probably autistic
>>29073646
autlstic?
>>29073228
stop drinking water you fucking hipster.
>>29073578
It's rude to throw water at people water boy
>>29073657
no no drink 8-10 glasses of water every day. there's nothing bad in it.
>>29073706
I said bottled water f am, only wastemen drink tap water. No fluoride.
>>29073653
Or maybe Tourettes. Echolalia (the habit of repeating things that are spoken is a common symptom of both. Nothing to worry about if you haven't noticed any other issues.
Just want to clarify that I'm not being rude at all btw
>>29073228
>mother says to get job
>get job at factory
>bitch complains theres no career in factory
>start studying online course
>bitch complains to get job again
>get job pizza driver
>bitch complains job isnt career oriented even though currently studying
>donewiththisshit.jpg
>start smoke the weeds and drink heavily and feel good
>5 months later
>mother finds bong
>cut off internet
>cut off car
>cut off phone (but i have retrieved)
>also took $3500 personal savings
>>29073850
wait how could she take out your money?
>>29073228
Thisis extremely retarded.
>>29074272
Found the other Waterboy
>>29074001
I had it in a bag in my drawer just accumulating. I run a small home business in delivery so most the proceeds come from that. During her rage she just barged into my room and took it. Currently being blackmailed into moving out so i can get that money back. She tried to cut my phone off and pretty much any means of communication i have and basically jsut wants me out on the street. All because she classes weed up there with heroine or something. Fuck it.
>>29073228
Why would your parents make fun of you for drinking water? Why is drinking water something amusing? Your parents sound mentally ill
>>29073228
here come dat water boi
>>29073228
Thats rough op. Here you can use this to beat your dad next time he fucks with you
>>29073357
Simply ebin xDDDDDDDDDDD
>>29073228
How about you be grateful your parents dont beat the living fuck out of you and actually give you nice meals faggot.
>>29074458
I'm just about pissing myself now. Fucking captcha
>>29074386
What a cunt but it's kinda your fault. You need a lock box hidden in a better spot.
>>29074386
kill herorigionolio-san
>>29074481
HEHE LOOK AT WATER BOY WITH HIS WATER CAPTCHA IN HIS WATER POST
WATER YOU EVEN DOING, OP?
GO EMBRACE YOUR STATUS AS WATER BOY AND DROWN YOURSELF
If she needs to tell me something she'll yell from the other side of the house and gets mad if I didn't listen.
You're such an entitled little bitch faggot, Waterboy. You should be grateful your parents even put up with your whiny faggot ass Waterboy. They cook for you, clean, and give you a roof and bed and all you can do is cry and moan and bitch. Fuck you Waterboy, your hardworking, loving parents deserve so much better than you.
Instead of asking for things normally, they just ask in the form of a loaded question
> anon, can you take out the trash
> anon, can I ask you a question? why do you never take out the trash
Assume you know where things are because they know where the things are
> dad wants the phillip screwdriver
> asks for a screwdriver
> ask which one
> tell me that's a stupid question, which one do I think he wants
> still don't fucking know which is why I asked
See me in the middle of doing things, ask me to do them so it can be their idea instead of me doing it
> running water to wash dishes
> got the soap out, and gloves on
> hey anon, why don't you go ahead and do the dishes
> autism intensifies, get so fucking mad
>>29074676
I actually help with the cooking, work, and load the dishwasher.
Fuck you. Ignorant prick
>Anon look at this hilarious Facebook meme I found!
>Anon this "I'm lazy" graphic tee is so you!
>An actual good movie is on? Let me pause it for an hour so I don't have to watch commercials and the immediately change it to iron man three
>Just pause the game anon and come here
>What are you doing on your phone anon? Are you texting?
>An online forum? You could get raped or they could hack us!
>>29073739
You were just meant to say 'autistic' again senpai
>>29073228
Hahahahahahah water funny thing to say
>>29074824
you're a wanker, fucking prick
>ANON WHY DO YOU NEVER ASK IF I NEED HELP YOU DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT WHAT IS HAPPENING I COULD DIE HERE WHILE YOU WOULD BE IN YOUR ROOM UPSTAIRS BECAUSE YOU NEVER COME DOWN YOU JUST SIT AROUND PLAYING VIDEO GAMES
>>29074272
much like your posting
>>29074824
FUCK you
You think that's funny, even ironically?
*spits out chewing tobacco into spittoon"
This ain't Reddit kid. The sooner you realize that, the better.
>>29074990
burnnnnnnnnnnn, damn daniel, back at it again with the burns xD people should call you .. mr burns .. like you know .. from the simpsons? ..
>mom always putting words in my mouth
>most of it is incorrect or partially untrue
It's probably because I was quiet and didn't speak for myself as a kid.
>>29074272
Waterboys unite to try and preserve their race
>>29074824
Water you talking about? anon was just making a funny observation
>>29074386
One good punch will set that bitch right and you'll be running your household like a man.
now go and demand what's yours!
>>29073522
your life sounds like a musical straight out of hell
>>29073228
Deal with it water boy
YO WATA BOY, IM THIRSTY OVER HERE
