>there are beta boyhairs posting on /r9k/ RIGHT NOW
>>29072503
They probably shove tampons up their ass to stop the leakage from getting butt fucked, lel
>>29072519
top kek
no doubt about that
>>29072503
>Post the ONLY example of a man looking good whilst bald.
yet id still prefer a non bald man
>>29072503
Getting rid of my hair wouldn't make me muscled, it would just make me look stupid. Or like someone with leukemia.
>>29072546
well you're a homosexual so what do we care kek
>>29072503
At least I have my long, thick hair to comfort me through the bad times.
>>29072546
That's because you're a child still
>>29072503
>there are baldfags in their 20's posting on /r9k/ RIGHT now
Kek
>>29072503
but the guy on the right is balding too look how far back his hairline really goes
>>29072555
shaving off your hair isn't the same thing as baldness
but i guess the lack of testosterone is leaving you confused
>>29072611
>being hairless isn't the same thing as being hairless
hair loss won't turn you into jason statham
>>29072635
balding is not the same thing as shaving, dumbass
>>29072531
>>29072519
>>29072503
>waiting about minute apart to samefag
baka
>>29072649
They give the same results, eating a steak or eating a steak isn't the same, but you're still taking a shit afterwards
I'd love to be a beta boyhair cuck feminist faggot nigger whatever if It meant I'd stop going bald at 20.
>>29072675
balding is a result of increased testosterone
shaving is a result of shaving
dumbass
>>29072676
you've been brainwashed by the feminized media
>>29072698
and both end up with no hair on top of it. No girl's going to take a blood sample and look at how much testosterone you have.
Do you think a disgusting fatfuck's going to get laid because he has no hair and "necessarily more testosterone" ?
>I'm ripped, balding, and English
>a few times I've been told I look like Jason Statham even randomers coming up to me saying I look badass
>still girls aren't interested in me
>>29072503
At the moment, the only difference between this board and /b/ is the name. Why the fuck do I come on here this is just tumblr. And I am not just talking about OP, I am talking to the rest of you fucking faggots too>>29072519>>29072531
Fuck this gay earth, you people just have to have everything, don't you? Girls, looks, and now you have taken away my home. End me.
>baldness is caused by increased testosterone
nice meme. does anyone still believe this? the science debunked it ages ago. btw, i have very thick hair and girls often compliment it. u jelly? remember to vote hilary! :^)
>>29072503
>decided to get a buzzcut after years of having long hair
>realise my hairline is receding pretty badly
>tfw just turned 19
19 year olds can't really pull the rough and tough look off, can they?
>>29072957
>caring what women think
>>29072503
LOL if it was desired why do chicks think it's gross? Girls don't see "increased testosterone" but they do see your chrome dome. GTFO baldy
>>29072503
Effects of prenatal testosterone and high testosterone in early life
>bigger dick than average
>taller and more skinny, causing a natty body. although being taller is largely based on genetics. and being skinnier is also an environmental factor. so can be disregarded.
>male pattern baldness (in most)
>the 2D:4D ratio, 4D being larger significantly
>secondary masculine features more defined
>highly competitive
beta boyhairs, don't be ashamed, im sure you can suck the alpha male cock so we recognise you
The real point is that baldness won't stop a guy who is otherwise Chad from being Chad, though it will make a beta look worse. Baldness is not a deciding factor in whether you are attractive of not. Being short, being socially retarded, having an ugly and/or effeminate face, having a small dick, having an unsexy body are all worse desu.
What is worse?
Balding with a 7/10 face and strong chin or full hair with average, feminine face?
>>29072855
you don't need to take a blood sample
women can detect testosterone
>>29073046
Thisis an accurate description of everything boyhairs lack
Being bald doesn't make you handsome by default,especially if you're a fat fuck.Creepiest thing I've seen is a pregnant-looking bald guy with a baby face in sandals and socks.
>>29073125
Full hair with a feminine face if you want a young gf sub about it 28, balding with a strong jaw if you want a girl over 28
>tfw hair started going grey at 14
>I'll be completely grey by 32
I know right, women probably hate this guy, a virgin too I bet.
>>29075386
>obvious hair plugs
lel
>>29074317
My second cousin was totally grey by his early twenties. Crazy shit.
>that chad who was already losing his hairline in high school
Ahh yes, the classic ironic attempt to force a meme that goes against the grain. Reminds me of when someone tried to force the "male roastie" meme, trying to present having an un-mutilated dick as undesirable.
>>29072544
Top kek, boyhairs and their delusion
>>29072503
>pulling these kinds of mental gymnastics to justify your inferior genes
Hair is supposed to stay on your head until death. Going bald means the genes for your hair were weak and defective which in turn means a part of your body fucking died off because of how shit your genes are. Balding means something is wrong with your production of keratin. It means you have a really bad diet. It also means you don't bathe or you use to much hair products. There is a reason why people go bald randomly in their 20's or even late 80's. You're not going to randomly explode with testosterone in your 80's. Quit trying to justify an extremely unwanted and unattractive hair disorder. If you really are bald just go skinhead. Because to tell the truth the only thing OP's image shows is that you can only pull of bald if you're Jason Statham. Not a robot beta.
>>29075555
>this butthurt beta boyhair typing up a long essay because a bald man made his mom a slut for bald cock
>>29072503
Beta boy hairs and fucking NU males kill me famalam this is the NU world order.
>>29076142
>Being this defensive
>posts a pick of a man with a shaved head
>Somehow having inferior hair genes makes you a cuckold
Being bald is just a big red flag for "look at me i'm a diseased cuck". I'm not the one who has to align their facial hair just right to achieve a symmetrically pleasing face, or wash my head every morning to make sure it isn't too greasy/too dry.
How embarrassing must it be when kids innocently shout "mom HE'S BALD!"
