Friendly reminder if you score over 81 you should get the fuck out and go to another board.Posting this again since I've seen so many normalfags recently
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>>29072486
>81
Cyborgs don't belong here either, they're just failed normies.
>>29072527
They really don't. I imagine cyborgs also shitpost a lot because they're part normie, and the normie side can't resist trying to brag or look down on everyone else.
>>29072486
>tfw 85
I'm a 3/10 fat khhv who has 3 male "friends", left from highschool, but somehow I don't belong here.
This
Oyayayay
>>29072539
I shitpost on >tfw no grapefruit
But only because I can't handle >tfw no gf
I don't completely hate normies, but I never look down on any robots (except for the middle aged ones who legitimately swear at their parents for not bringing them their food on time or shit like that.) In fact, I have the deepest respect for robots. And you guys are the only ones who get >tfw no gf
and who get that society values sex far too high. I'm still a KHV who never held hands though.
And >>29072486
Thanks for including us.
>this is a "who's the most pathetic"contest for literal autists on a board that's about exchanging feels but I want to feel like a an elitist special snowflake
i got 12 last time...
Any grand wizards here? I would like to feel some arcane wisdom
53 Robot
parsley comment
93 here.
THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN TO STOO ME FROM BEING HERE
>>29072776
You slowly degrade on here. You won't be 93 for long.
>>29072486
>98
Expected a bit less but meh.
>>29072776
>>29072790
why are you retards even here? it's like you want to die
>>29072486
>smoking weed makes you less normie
What retard made this?
>>29072808
Why wouldn't I be? I need to balance my life, can't always hang out with my optimistic friends, I need some robotic sorrow to bring be back down once in a while.
>>29072486
91.
I thought this was my board...
>109
chad status I'm coming
>4
>decent smartphone
>no joy in shock/gory material
ama
>tfw 101
I honestly don't feel like a normalfag, I just have a high paying job that allows me to do things
>>29072486
>77
Rate meeeeee...
Rate me, my friendddddd...
i consume copious amounts of hentai and ecchi material
i got fucking 15
>>29072916
bullshit, why lie?
no one is that depraved.
>>29072486
>38
Fuck. I thought I was doing at least a little better than that.
>>29073371
Scored 43 when I was being less hard on myself.
Fuck, I'm still fucked.
>>29072613
You are too successfull to be here
I got a 44, well it could be worse I guess.
what the fuck i only got 21p but i dont even feel like that much of a failure desu
>>29073596
How so? The only thing I have going for me is having a good job with good pay. It's all downhill from there.
46
I considered myself a cyborg atleast
65 is okay I guess
>>29074196
>attractive face
>not fat
>had romantic partners
FAILED NORMALFAGS OUT
>>29072486
>Own a vehicle
Does it count if it belongs to my mom but I'm the only one who drives it?
>>29074106
You feel happy or content most of the time, you have no depression and you feel motivated, these are all normie-tier traits.A true robot is very rarely happy.
You also have a good relationship with your family + 3 male friends.Some of us don't even have any friends.
You're also very successful and rich from the rest of the results.
Judging by this, you're a failed normalfag, the only difference between you and Chad is a GF and looks( but you can probably improve your looks)
>>29018859
If I get 117 score will I get all the girls? I doubt that. I think all this "I'm true robot I'm 36 get out" is fucking retarded. I think that some non virgins are more doomed to be alone than some virgins and vice versa.I'm 38 GET OUT OF MY BOARD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29072486
93 it's ok <3
>>29072486
20... And I cheated...
>>29074248
I'm a terrible person, I know
>>29072486
137, i just go on this board to feel better about myself
>>29072486
57 but that could increase after I finish uni.
>>29072486
51. I'm assuming that having sex with prostitutes doesn't count
>>29074487
Nah it does count. Finding and paying for a prostitute takes confidence and some resourcefulness. You are not a virgin.
>>29072486
64 but I was very unsure about a lot of 'em
For example
>exercise regularly
ill usually lift some dumbells a little bit and pushups while watching a few times a week but i dont have any sort of regular exercise routine
>have a decently healthy diet
never really eat junk food but don't really pay attention to what i eat either, usually ill go without food till about 4 pm and then ill eat a pork chop for dinner.
>minor or no physical abnormalities
chronic redness of hands due to constantly washing 'em (ocd bullshit), sometimes they all get all white and start cracking, not sure if this is a minor physical abnormality or beyond that
>no smoking addiction
i smoke about 2 cigarettes everyday but if i don't smoke nothing happens to me, i've been smoking like this for years but never experienced any sort of withdrawals when i couldn't get some stoags
>good dental hygiene
brush everyday, usually twice, never floss. i guess thats not really good dental hygiene but i have no idea what the typical /r9k/ poster's standards are like
>no significant depresion
wtf is the difference between a significant and significant depression?
>romantic partners, romantic kissing, etc.
well im not a virgin, but im not sure if i can say whether or not the only time i had sex qualified as romantic or not
>have friends
i have people that i hang out with out of boredom, but i also hate all of them
>take care of a pet
i give him water and walkhim, my parents feed him. i guess that counts???
>attended higher education
does community college count?
19 I guess. Counting drug dealer as friend and hopping states to avoid court as a vacation. And I still live for free with a family member.
>>29074308
>family + 3 male friends
I meet them less than once a month, otherwise I live completely alone, and am mostly happy and content because I can laugh at the normalfags from my school, who are flipping burgers currently.
>very successful and rich
Having disposable income=/=rich
>failed normalfag
Ayy lmao
>fat
>5'10
>heavily balding at 25
>haven't touched a non-relative woman in any way
Yeah, I'll just go fetch a gf and suddenly turn into a 6'3 muscular chad, what was I thinking.
>>29072486
tfw48
I belong here
>>29074438
Yeah same 119 here
Almost successful
>>29072486
81
Shit, I hoped I'd score better.
78 motherfuckers, I will staygetting a gf recently almost dubbed my score
50, I even used a calculator just to make sure
>>29072486
>37
And that's stretching it a bit
Score: 86
Hey, last time I took this I was a cyborg; now I'm Slightly Strange! Nice; that's just where I want to be.
>18 years old
> 56 points
Fuck this shit life
>>29074594
>exercise regularly
yeah that counts
>have a decent healthy diet
Nope, you don't eat until 4pm ? that's very bad
>minor or no physical abnormalities
Nothing too major, it's minor
>no smoking addiction
you have no addiction if that's true
>good dental hygiene
That's good dental hygiene.Hell , even if you brush 1 time per day, it's still good-ish
>no significant depression
If you're always sad, always empty inside, suicidal etc, it means it's ''significant''
>romantic partners, romantic kissing, etc.
How can you not say that?If you did it with your gf(or ex-gf), it is a romantic one.If you did it with prostitutes, then it's not a romantic one.If you had a 1 night stand, then it's not a romantic one.
>have friends
If you do not enjoy their presence, then you have no friends.
>take care of a pet
Yeah counts
>attended higher education
Yes it counts
>>29076082
>19 years old
>43 points
>had a bright looking future too
51 points, but I feel more like a cyborg than a robot.
Fuck u m8, i'm a normalfag and you can't stop me
23
worse then the last time i took this
>>29072486
i wanna get permanant brain damage just so i have an excuse for why im so fucked up
137
I am going bald though so its not all rosey
>Dropped from Wizard Apprentice to Wizard
71, cygoys tearing up the streets
>>29072486
7
ascended beyond what your average brains could thing
I think this test puts a little too much weight on "Social," and not enough on "Physical."
I'm a 6'2'' hungry skeleton with pretty mediocre teeth and apparently I'm still a Chad.
I wish I were actually a Chad, but I'm a massive fucking weeaboo and am socially retarded so I spend 90% of my free time in front of the computer learning Japanese and playing VNs while not talking to anyone I actually know. Oh well.
>>29072486
150 im sorry don hate me please
>>29072486
drinking vaping drugs and weed lmao are the most normie fucking activities you can do they require going out and conversing with people why the fuck do you get normie points if you DONT do them? stupid ass shit
>>29076997
>76.5% of the social section
>not a chad
leaf
>>29072486
Still complete fuckup in real life
>>29072486
the social section is retarded. if you're not a virgin (+8) then by default you've had at least one romantic partner before (+5), you've kissed romantically before (+3) and you've held hands romantically before (+1). it might as well all be one block Not a virgin +17
Literally scored an 82
>>29077092
I talk to one of my friends every 5-6 days, go to the gym, and play video games. If that makes me a Chad then actual Chad must be a living God.
114. Right at the upper end of normal fag. Why the fuck am I here?
>>29077077
>drinking
Drinking is a method of socializing and doing stupid shit. Drinking alone, or doing it just for the sake of drinking is incredibly undesirable.
>vaping
>acceptable to anyone who isn't a complete faggot
The fact you think vaping is a "normie activity" speaks volumes to how out of touch you are. Everyone thinks vaping is a joke at this point.
>weed lmao
Again, it's acceptable when it's used to frame social interactions. Doing weed alone is generally seen as undesirable.
>>29077271
i dont know a single person who does any of that alone. i dont do it because i couldnt afford it if i wanted to
>>29072486
34
I'm almost irredeemable
>>29077170
Not really, if you had a one night stand or had sex with a prostitute , then you never had a ROMANTIC partner or you've kissed ROMANTICALLY before, held hands ROMANTICALLY etc etc you get the idea
>>29072486
Rolling for wizzard
>>29077570
are you retarded?Click on the picture
>>29072486
well i thought the 25 points in the Physical part of the test would make me a normie for y'all but
with 43 at the end im pretty much on of you guys
58
in between robot and cyborg
>>29072486
44
used to be in the 20s
>>29072486
>101
Bye guys, see ya in normie land
>>29074438
>>29074738
>>29076524
>>29077047
>>29077201
can i join this upper /r9k/ class
i score 103
>>29072486
>131
and i still feel incredibly inadequate and am the designated autist wherever i go
>37
This is where I belong. Not sure if I like that, though. I am tall and fairly goodlooking, but I have autism, that kind of destroys any advantage.
>>29072486
262
>I swear I am not a normie, I am beyond also I am on this board because I do not know why
>>29072486
>5 points
I'm such a disappointed figure.
>all these fake grand wizards and retarded normies/borgs
Kill yourselves retards.
>>29072486
>128
All I got to do is get a gf and have sex and I am then in the successful category. How does it feel robots? I am taking the 4chan challenge and it is changing my life!
>AMA
>not smoking weed pushes you further away from being a robot
Saged, hidden, reported, called the cops, called my mom, killed myself.
36 haha
Shit.
This thing is fucking depressing
I got 70 and I am a female who has had sex. Wow at this chart.
18 points
22years old should i kill myself?
>>29072486
OP way to make it obvious you're over 58. You're a cyborg and don't belong here at all. Fuck off.
>>29072486
I come here to laugh at the stories and share the funny memes on my Facebook chat
It's really sad you think you can make me leave
>>29072486
who here /51/?
>>29072486
119. This test is flawed.
>>29072789
This, a year ago I got cyborg on this, now I'm just above being a wizard.
29.
I'm terrible.
Scored 40
>>29072486
78
That social category fucked me hard though
>>29077570
Holy shit that was fucking hilarious.
Oh riginal
>>29072486
96 fucking not too hard
>>29072486
63
this was my score
51
Wierd because I don't consider myself a real robot I'm just awkward and don't know how to talk with girls in a romantic way
>50
Fug. I was hoping for at least cyborg. Guess I really do belong here.
62
Yeah I'm a cyborg no shit
Can you be a robot and still be happy? I am a kissless, hugless, single virgin. No friends, no social life what so ever, have several personality disorders and mental issues, but i am still pretty happy for the most part.
Scored 88
Heil Hitler
>>29072643
damn son
>>29072539
>reeee bragging
you fags brag about how fucked up you are. in fact i bet some of you intentionally lowered your score so you could fit in
>>29072673
How awful is your life? Genuinely not sarcastically
>>29073288
Describe your life
>>29080920
me
>>29081010
You're flawed.
>>29072916
How old are you? 4 seems impossible
>>29078181
How?
I got 76 and i am pretty normalfag.
>>29082089
be everything
also take the 4chan challenge
>>29080602
OP here, I got 54....I agree I should have made it 58+ , sorry
>>29072486
60
The frontier between Cyborg and Robot.
Don't let me fall any further.
I just wanna be normal.
118, but I'm not a "chad" I'm just not a fucking weirdo.
96 i find this place entertaining, not going to lie.
>>29072486
>45
Guess I belong here. Not too surprising.
48. This means I'm a robot. My score could be higher if I wanted to.
>>29072486
Aww I got 82, and only because I have sex with women, that really bothers the rest of you, doesn't it?
>>29072486
i'm 49 and i don't feel like i belong here.
I got over 140.
I've been always interested in species that are incapable for social interaction. This is like zoo for me. I don't even feel slightest disgust seeing things like you. I just want to learn and understand more. I wish I had some of you under my surveillance.
>>29082831
48 here as well. The accomplishments section really fucked my shit up.
>>29082866
yea man they seriously weighted fucking some girls wayyy too heavily
>>29082866
>>29083053
Having a girl deign you as worth fucking is basically the highest praise nature can give you. It's not worth all that much, but most of us don't even get that.
>>29082994
I'm over 140 as well and it's obvious you're just an egostical prick that don't know what empathy is.
You'll die alone.
>>29072486
~ 62 -> cyborg
>>29072486
Giess i dont belong here i scored normalfag
>>29072486
>124
Not even close to a chad.
>>29083157
Empathy is what im looking for, sympathy is what im lacking. I can imagine and feel what those poor bastards here feel, i just dont feel bad or good about it. I work on medical field so those peoples feels help me get a picture how one become "robot".
>66
I only scored that high because I'm relatively healthy and pretty cleanly
>All these normies ITT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Anyone got over 150?
>>29072486
>61
I was so sure I was one of you fags. I'm just a halfy.
>tfw being a kissless, handhold less virgin who used to be seriously depressed isn't enough to qualify me for this place.
>tfw I'm not good enough to be normie or successful
I'm stuck. What do?
>>29083670
...am I actually a robot or is this test just shit?
>>29083758
Whoops, sorry for replying. I usually click the nearest post number, forgot to clear it.
79
Cyborg life is the worst. If you're a robot, you have this place. If you're a Chad, you have the normies. If you're living in the middle, neither side has any sympathy for you because they don't see what the problem is. Truly on your own with your feels.
"Why can't he succeed? He's had a job. He's had a car. He's had a girlfriend."
>>29077194
>multiple romantic partners
>multiple sexual partners
>last relationship less that 6 months ago
>attractive face and body
>not Chad
Got 58 andam grillwhat does that mean?
>>29084013
It meanstits or gtfo, of course.
>>29072486
64 Cyborg. I think the cutoff should probably be 70 to be here. The only reason I manage to score so high is because I have pretty decent physical stats(besides good diet) and mental health, but most other things are pretty abysmal besides the fact that I used to have relationships.
>>29083919
you're on the cusp of normiehood
>>29084356
I am a robot and personally have no real problem with cyborgs being here, as long as they do not act like normalfags.
>>29084013
whats ur aol
Lol I got 105
>>29072486
>64
This test is fucking broken.
>>29072486
>99
I probably shouldn't be here...
>>29081524
62 here
inb4 my comment is not original kill yourself
>>29078277
What is the 4chan challenge?
I got a 31 when taking on a particular point of view, and then when i retake the test with the opposite POV I got a 121.
>58
Leaving the robot zone will only make it worse
>>29072486
Always score between 65 and 75. I'm good at school and do sports bumping my score up, too autistic to talk to girls, where should I go to kill time?
Why do you guys turn misery and depression into a competitive sport? Why do you take pride in hating yourself? These are the most misplaced superiority complexes I've ever seen
>>29072486
>81
*34
anything above wizard apprentice is normie tier
>>29072486
tfw a solid 107 but still a virgin, so I belong here for sure
>>29072486
Lol OP scored 80.
>>29076905
Yeah, I've had one girlfriend in my entire life and that alone is almost 20 points.
>>29077302
I drink alone..
>>29072486
le cyborg feels
>93
Damn, half a year ago I was barely a cyborg leaning on Robot, I guess I don't visit this place enough.
>>29074738
118 here, fuck you
>93
back to /b/ then...
>>29072486
117
But I like it here. :c
>>29086270
The 4chan challenge is using certian boards to change your life, basically you follow them and become on of them. If done correctly it will change your life in the correct way these boards are: out, asp, sp, k, mu, fa, fit, ck, tv, wg, his, biz, lit, an
if done correctly you will be outside and becoming a chad or something idk
also you have to try no fap
>>29072486
>still dead inside
>>29072486
>58
down from 72 the last time i took this a few months ago
>>29072486
>Have a very large number of contacts
>on facebook
>>29072916
criminal record?
>>29072486
30ish. Not that bad I guess
What if you just have a fast metabolism? I'm not fit. I'm just a healthy weight.
>>29076134
join the party
>34 sat
>4.5 gpa until junior year
>did community service and everything
then one day it all just broke. I stopped being able to talk to people, graduated a year late with a 2.3, and didn't get accepted into a college.
It's like one day my autism just started
>tfw got a 95
I guess it's a good thing I don't come here often anyways
Straddling the line between wizard apprentice and robot
not too shabby
>>29089479
>autism
check that schizo
>>29089625
It runs in my family. And guess I feel extremely paranoid on a regular occurance. I don't hallucinate though. Would get tested if i had money for a shrink.
i guess 31 is pretty bad...
>70
Pretty much what I expected. Too nonautistic to hang with the robots, too fucked up to hang with the normies.
Hmm alright then.
Hmm god damn it all
>68
>tfw normalfaggotry is so close yet so far away
anyone ever meet an real grand wizards? they must have some crazy feels
>>29072486
>120
The fuck? This test is too easy, I'm not Chad.
>>29090361
being a robot is easier, you're almost there
>>29090414
Forgot pic, crossed out what doesn't apply to me.
Am I the first autistic Chad?
(Actually diagnosed)
>>29090543
>Didn't attach picture a second time
Wew lad, that's enough to drink apparently
>>29074729
i have the same image on my computer and i got 48 as well.
are you me?
>>29090579
what the fuck
I got 48 too
>>29072486
64
Feels shitty
>>29090657
>>29090579
robots with the same wiring
110 here.
I think all of you have hope really. I used to be a fucking 30 at best, be dedication and understanding of how people work is key.
>32
Phew desu
>>29072486
>tfw when you get 65
I got 123, and I am NOT a fucking Chad. The test is not empirical and highly flawed.
>>29090967
Yeah I'm the guy who got 120 a few minutes ago, this test is too easy the fuck.
>>29090967
>>29090986
maybe your lives are not as bad as you think?
79
I do what I want OP
>>29074683
>no significant autism or Aspergers
>a wizard
m8 you're a 16
My score has slowly been declining
>tfw was in 70s
>now 56
Kill me now senpai.
>>29091006
Maybe it's more accurate to say I went from Chad to robot....vastly superior.
>>29091095
You're not a robot at all you retards.
>>29072486
ive been on b and lit for about 6 years, one of the first times coming on here, first post for shure, i got 25, because ive got a good looking face
do you welcome me with open arms? :)
One-Hundred-&-Twenty-Two
That is how many points I have currently accrued.
I am Chad incarnate apparently.
Tippity toppest of keks.
93
I'm also a female. Fucking make me leave you autists--oh wait you can't. I hope you enjoy knowing that in every thread you post in from now on, I could be one of the potential anons in that thread as well.
>>29091462
No one care senpai
>29
I'm a Wizard apprentice, it seems.
>>29091462
>tranny thinks he is female
>lgbt
>>29072486
Anyone who scores above single digits needs to fucking leave forever
Fuck my life, amirite guise? ;)Fuck
>>29091006
My life isn't that bad now, but it used to be. I thought robots were just autistic spergs. I've pretty much stuck to /o/ since I first came here.
99, go suck my dick op
>58
>One point short of being cyborg
FUCK
Anonymage reporting in
>>29091764
since you're fairly close to grand wizard status, how do you imagine that would feel relative to where you currently are?
what are some of your daily feels? and what's the most consuming feel?
>tfw when cyborg
>tfw when you wish you were a grand wizard
>118
wasnt expecting it to be that high
>>29091764
Start smoking, stop showering and start watching anime. Become a grand wizard
60 here
>tfw when technically not a robot
111 here. Just shy of being a Chad. I honestly can't fathom how anybody could legitimately be a wizard / grand wizard according to this chart. That would require some serious dedication.
>>29072486
I'm on my phone so I can't post the image, but my score is 29.
>>29072486
>40
i'm surprised it's that high
rooooo
i'd be a chad if it werent for mental illness
>>29091871
goddamn i would like to see that.
>>29072486
20 points
I was very lenient.
How can even someone have more than 40?
35
I don't even frequent this site anymore.
Because I don't like anime I'm one point off a wizard apprentice.
>>29072486
Way to many points for not being a NEET. You don't need to be poor to be a robot.
>>29072486
56, 64 if getting raped (I will not go into that further) counts.
>mfw cyborg
>>29073335
don't tell me what i can and can't be you fucking normie
>>29081905
anything is possible as a grand wizard 28 years in the making
>>29089380
>class c theft
>aggravated battery
both wonderful stories
>>29090692
at least someone understands me
>>29091462
ree
oregano
>>29092658
>half hearted ree to go with half hearted bait
>>29092740
i dont have the energy to full re at someone masquerading as a roastie
>>29082668
also scored a 45, not bad i guess
