Hi, I'm a beautiful, fit and intelligent 18 year old virgin female looking for an unemployed, overweight, autistic male to hold hands with.
Do you guys know where I can find someone like that?
those people aren't real OP. don't you understand this entire board is satire? a cleaver play on how we imagine the bottom of the barrel to be and feel.
>>29072469
>unemployed
yes
>overweight
no
>autistic male
no, just schizoid
Sorry, fem.
>>29072469
i dunno, you don't seem intelligent. prove it
hi i'm a handsome, fit, intelligent 26 year old male that makes $150k a year. i'm looking for a lazy unemployed female that doesn't do anything other than post on facebook all day and uses all my money to buy things she doesn't really need
>>29072587
>literally reality.
>unemployed
I'm a college student so yes.
>overweight
nope
>autistic
probably
>male
yeah
3/4 ain't bad baby lets fug.
>>29072469
Have you tried /fit/ or /sp/? Nothing but 10/10 Chads here.
>>29072610
not quite. the reality is she will just keep getting fatter and fatter as the years go by, and then complain about how a dead bedroom, even though it's not the guys fault that he finds her body disgusting
>>29072469
>Do you guys know where I can find someone like that?
Try reddit
it is a satire, we are all employed by big tech enterprises and all of us are married to pure qt wifes.
we are just having a laughts to the fags that think this is true. try reddit.
>>29072469
>Hi, I'm a beautiful, fit and intelligent 18 year old virgin female looking for an unemployed, overweight, autistic male to hold hands with.
I'm not overweight though
