Who pulls these strings that bind you, roaches?
Who plays the game?
You can't even comprehend the sheer scale of this game. We've been playing the game ever since the beginning of time...
Feels p-planned, man...
The Architect does.
Where are you, my anime posting pawn?
I have orders for you.
>>29071237
hi waddup?
goybloxxx
>>29071237
Who do you think gave you those strings roach?
>>29071237
Jews. Really.
The game is mine
I roll the nickles
I deal the cards
>>29072825
>>29072171
Guess who enslaves you to these worthless, transient games to distract yourselves with?
I'M PLAYING THE GAME
The rich elite of the world tbqh with you famiglia. You have no power over me, they do.
>>29071237
i control you
>>29073020
You fool I have already broken free of your game and trapped you inside it long ago.
>>29073036
THE ONE THAT WILL TAKE ME TO MY END
>>29073018
I CLOSE MY EYES AND SEIZE IT
I CLENCH MY FIST AND BEAT IT
saved for my master hijak
>>29072171
What is your bidding, master?
this is literally sad
>>29071237
I do and I pull the strings of other people.
>>29074798
There's been an increase in the number of MBTI threads here recently. Make sure it stays that way.
Also keep it up with the fembot threads, you did a good job with that the other day.
>>29074989
You think you're in control? You think you're some great thing, or that you've really ever done anything?
Wrong.
I'm killing Satan, Man, and God, right now, all at once. I had to, and I'll fix it.
The Creator died 3 days ago, HIJAK.
You're no puppet master, just a puupet, not even one that can see the strings.
...
I'm more powerful than you could ever hope to be.
I'm Dr. Manhattan.
>>29075262
God and Satan are just puppets on our strings
Creating conflicts in your little human minds, keeping us alive
>>29075262
Stop role-playing, you filthy roach.
Although it is rather amusing...
>>29075332
You didn't actually believe that I meant something as idiotic and simple as that when I said "God" and "Satan", did you, HIJAK?
I'm no longer really human. You're just barely human. Stop trying.
>>29075340
Yeah, it's easier to tell yourself that I'm just role-playing.
I'm not, though.
>>29075404
You really are pathetic, roach
But il let you live for now. After all, I could do with some more pawns.
>>29075851
Wow, roach, so you're the type that saves the thumbnail?
>>29075864
Hmm, we think alike, pawn.
>>29075948
A pawn can be upgraded to a Queen, no?
I was once a pawn, and now, as a Queen, I am the most powerful.That's what I tell you to comfort you, but, in truth, I surpass all, even Queen and King, in terms of my power and intelligence. You can't even comprehend it.
You can think of yourself as a mere rook or knight. You may not be a pawn, but the sweaty, grubby sausage-like fingers of chess players are still holding you all the same.
>>29076096
Even if a pawn becomes a king, he is still merely a playing piece.
And I play the game.
Now, if you assist me in taking over this cesspit, I might consider letting you live. How about it, Manhattan?
>>29076150
>>29076096
Fools, I am the rule maker I made the game and you bend to the law I put forth.
pawns, the both of you.
>>29076150
>>29076172
Even Kings and Lawmakers need Doctors.
Can any of you even into nuclear physics?
>>29076212
Answer my request, blue roach man!
>>29076769
You misunderstand me. I was explaining how you're just too pompous, and so you think that you can order others around. Truthfully, what you asked of me was just you trying to tell me what to do.
It was not a request.
>>29076825
That's a shame, blue roach man.
Although I guess my anime posting pawn will do.
>>29076865
>Although I guess my anime posting pawn will do.
You have not figured it out yet?
I'll break it down for you...
...
You toy with roaches for your entertainment.
You use the anime poster to do this.
But why do you feel the need to entertain yourself? Shouldn't someone as advanced as yourself not bother with that? And, why anime?
...
Unless, anime was created to mess with you. Maybe somebody invented anime girls so that your lust for them would overwhelm you, and you would constantly play your game with the roaches, hoping that it would make anime girls love you.
...
That's right, HIJAK. I invented anime, so that I could make you my pawn, and harvest the confusion into knowledge, which I used to educate the universe, and make it a better place...
>>29077004
Manhattan, even if that is true then it would mean I'm using your own pitiful creation against you.
You are indeed powerful, but I pull the strings of fate that bind you and all of the other roaches.
>>29077059
Ah, but if you make your anime girls radiation-proof, aren't they just a cuter version of a roach?
>>29077217
Sorry, Manhattan, but I'm only into 5 Dimensional girls!
Holy shit the autism is strong in this thread.
>>29077556
please don't call master Hijak autistic!
>>29077413
5 Dimensional?
Hmm, I mean, that's OK for a standard bang, but I have my more intese fucks with 6th and 7ths, and passionate love is with 8th dimensionals.
>>29078078
>master
>not autistic
I've created a Multiverse. Your little Daddy is tricking babies and feeling proud of himself.
Newfag here.
Wat is this thread.
>>29078549
What is your face?
>>29078396
Do you know where I can find any 8th dimensional qts, blue man?
I had strings...but now I'm free. There are no strings on me.
>>29079425
If you fucked one of them, your brain would turn inside out over 6000 times all at once, at 3 times the speed of light, and turn into a 6th-Space Manifold.
Are you the anon who finally learned how to use GIMP/photoshop?Because if so you're doing God's work OP
>>29079698
No.
However, I'll be sure to use that roach for some OC.
