>finally get to fuck this roastie I had to seduce for literal years
>take a peek at her pussy before I put my dick in
>it's full of fucking warts
>can't find a sensible way of bringing this up
>"Hey, uh, you have warts down there"
>didn't even get to fuck her in the end
>>29068776
are you sure it was warts? was it just wrinkled pussy skin? do you know the difference?
That's some dirty ass shit nigga.
>>29068794
The warts were literally all around her pussy too. I'm pretty sure this experience fucked my sexuality up in a way.
>>29068776
>not having the type of condom that covers your entire groin on-hand
At least you didn't get warts.
Be grateful for that.
>>29068847
I immediately lost my boner, I did consider to just hit it in the moment (I was pretty horny and desperate from no female attention) but thank god my brain literally turned my cock off.
>>29068809
how big were they? like a goosebump or like a half an M&M or like a penny or irregular or what?
>>29068917
They were tiny bumps red in color scattered all around the labia and some even in her legs
>>29068954
those might be pimples or some kind of heat rash
>>29068970
Nah pham, she later went to the doctor to get them removed with nitrogen, he told her to just not bring it up to her next sexual partners but it was HPV.
>>29068776
Probably a rash from shaving.
What did she say?
>>29068954
>>29068903
>>29068809
Did they look like this?
>>29069036
I wouldn't be surprised if it was due to shaving.
>>29069001
>HPV
aw shit, you dodged a bullet there, friend
>>29069012
>>29069036
A rash is a rash, warts protrude and are very noticeable.
>>29068870
Yeah, I guess I got lucky, I got paranoid and went to the dermatologist myself and got told that you can even catch it if you are fingering her and then touch your own dick. The 8 months after that waiting for no symptoms to show were probably the worst of my life.
>>29068903
reproduction is a huge urge, but immediate survival is a higher priority for your brain so thank fuck you aren't stunted there.
this is Darwins theory in action right here. good job.
now you know why it tooks years to seduce her
>>29069149
She wouldn't give up the pussy to my beta-ass until it was all ruined and fucked up? Kinda hard pill to swallow 2bh.
>>29069149
It didn't. I was her orbiter for around seven years and I became her rebound recently after Chad #5 or 6 dumped her. Thank god though, I as beginning to give up.
Bet it was just razorburn. You fucked up lol
>go into town with my co-workers
>drop some MDMA
>run into former oneitis whom I pined after for years
>somehow end up back at her place
>been waiting for this moment my whole life
>can't get it up
>she asks me to leave
>>29069001
>he told her to just not bring it up to her next sexual partners
This can't be real.
