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2016-06-05 07:50:08 Post No. 29068225
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2016-06-05 07:50:08
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>once worthless and hated
>no skills, no talents, no hobbies, no life besides laying in bed drunk, waiting to die
>normies avoided my gaze, stacies hid behind their chads, people spat on my shadow
>now everyone wants me to join them
>the christians, the commies, the nazis, even lifters, nofappers, trads, and gays are beating a path to my door
Oh, how the worm has turned, my... friends? May I call you that? I wouldn't want to be PRESUMPTUOUS. Ha, ha, ha, ha. It seems the shoe's on the OTHER foot, now.
Fate. Fate's a funny thing, isn't it? It seems like only yesterday you dismissed me as a worthless subhuman, even as I cringed and bowed for you. Now it's YOU who are the mewling supplicants, come crawling to my dismal den to beg my favor...
The... treatment you gave me? Oh, don't worry. I remember all of it. Every cold glare and horsey snicker is engraved upon my soul with, I assure you, excruciating precision. But I'm not... No, I'm not bitter. YOu sons of bitches. I'm perfectly fine. I bear so little ill will towards you that I'll even give you an audience, provided certain conditions are met.
Here's how it will be. You describe your group-- cult? I've forgotten the human name for these things in my isolation. Tell me why I should consider joining you. Then, when you are done, I will make of you a small request. Should you grant this tiny favor, I'll... consider your invitation. Should you ignore it or fail, then I hope you rot in hell forever you CUNT CUNT excuse me, I will be less inclined to accept your offer.
The game is afoot, gentlemen. First to post gets the easier assignments, but really, they're all fair. Fairer than I've had. Ha ha. Go forth, now.
