>tfw older gay men hit on you
Leave me alone you fucking creeps!
this is how women feel when broke guys hit on them
Meh, it's not so bad. I just take it as a compliment, tell them I'm not into guys and move on. No need to get all butthurt about it.
>>29068214
This is how women feel when anyone but Chad doesn't hit on them
>>29068222
the trips of truth
>>29068254
Thanks for ignoring my shit grammar it's 4 am and I can barely think
>>29068197
>tfw haven't uttered a single word out loud in a week
>tfw gay friend constantly jokes about wanting to blow you
>>29068197
If they would just stop sucking my cock all the time, thanks
>>29068197
>tfw when gay
>no one hits on you
>Be gay
>No one hits on me
Oh wait I'm ugly
>tfw there were rumors that I was gay when I was a senior in high school
>became much more popular overnight
It was alright in the end because my one friend was a gay normie and dispelled all the rumors
>>29068541
>>29068534
Too damn real, it hurts. We are all permavirgins here
>be older
>be virgin
welcome to the surface of hell
we gon' drill down here in a sec
>>29068558
Should have accepted it 2bh Familrionio
>>29068474
didanyoneask.jpg
>cousin takes me to a bar that's more like a club
>an older guy is touching my butt the whole night
>too ashamed to say anything
>later on go to the bathroom
>he follows me in and starts grabbing me
>escape and still keep quiet about it as the guy stares at me until we leave
That happened when I was 17 and it was the most action I ever got
>>29068541
this applies to all robots, faggot or not
>>29068197
>>/lgbt/
wrong board mate
>>29068474
its ok lad, the truth spoken is all that matters.
>>29068690
you eat sweaty ass bitch shut up.
>tfw never been hit on your entire life
>tfw straight
>tfw everyone hits on me
>>29068541
It's the worst feel knowing that you're so ugly that no one will ever want you or try to be with you.
>>29068534
>tfw this feel feels real
>tfw you'll never get face fucked by a man in his 50s
I hate being ugly.
>ugly, obese, hairy
>tfw thinking about making a feedee tumblr for any attention at all
>tfw will never find a self-hating twink with daddy issues and a degradation fetish
I'm working on losing weight, but even then, I'm still going to be ugly but with a deflated balloon body instead.
>be me
>be 20
>walk through gay pride parade in amsterdam
>men ranging from 30 to 45 make eyes at me
>why...
I don't understand these complaints, I'd want anyone to hit on me at this point.
I'd maybe even try the gay stuff.
>>29068197
>tfw older women hit on me
>ugly older woman stroked my leg and called me cute and basically stalked me for months until I got mad at her
PLEASE STOP IT YOU CREEPS NOW I LOOK AT OLDER WOMEN IN A REALLY DIFFERENT WAY PLEASE STOP REEEEEEEEE
>>29068541
>>29068534
You two should fuck
oregano
>>29069854
Ha, I'm just like you but I actually found myself a self-hating twink with daddy issues and a degradation fetish!
Cute as a button too
You just gotta put yourself out there man
>>29070763
thought that was a woman at first. i love to fantasize about a woman who likes to get hit that hard before/during sex