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Life is so easy
2016-06-05 07:34:52 Post No. 29068012
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Life is so easy
Anonymous
2016-06-05 07:34:52
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School
>listen in class
>read assignments in 15 minutes or less
>do homework in 30 minutes or less
>4.0 GPA with ease
College
>apply for scholarships, often get them because you're the only person who applied
>study for SAT/ACT
>get good score (literally all you have to do for this is study for less than the amount of two full work weeks/80 hours)
>get a near or full scholarship to many schools from this alone
>literally all you have to do to is pass one fucking generic knowledge test
>actual classes in college are no different from high school
>listen in class and do assignments that only take a fraction of your day if you do it every day instead of procrastinating
>teacher willing to help you at every turn
>most schools have abundance of resources for students including tutors
>internet sites and videos at your fingertips for help 24/7
>even if you fail a course you can take it again
>do workstudy in school if you have to and make easy money and add it to your resume
>choose a program with great job opportunities and easy work
Social Life
>make accounts on social media
>talk to people in your local community in groups
>attend live meetups and engage with people
>do not be a horrible unlikable person
>sexual partners and relationships will fall into your lap
Health
>Don't eat bunch of shit that's bad for you all the time
>Exercise daily for 30 minutes
Work
>Apply a job that isn't awful because you did everything mentioned so far
>Get it because you are not an idiot
>Work is easy because you are well prepared
>Time goes by quickly because the job is fulfilling
>Earn good money and not have to worry about bills or depend on your parents
And yet million and millions and millions of people fuck it up every day.