>use the bathroom
>don't wash hands
>ask for water
>get soda
That's freaking disgusting. Seeing older men doing it is ridiculous. I don't care if you just pissed, your junk still has bacteria on it.
Wash your hands you germ spreading git.
>>29067420
I thought I was the only one, kek
>>29067363
That pepe is right up there with le trollface and rage comics and I don't like seeing it here, OP.
>>29067452
penis is actually the cleanest part of the body senpai
D E R V I S H
>>29067363
You disgusting airbag.
>wash hands
>don't use the bathroom
>>29067529
now that goons own reddit no one's trying to run psyops against shit they do, because there's no need
thanks for being a fucking goy btw
>>29067363
Hell, I used to make cookies that got sold at school, part of my, work for your tuition you poor white boy, plan !y school has, use a huge mixer, bowl is about 3 feet deep, mixing paddle doesn't quite make it to the bottom, so I have to scrape the sides and all the way to the bottom, with this hand scrapper, my arms are in the dough all the way to my shoulders, after months of this, I have no hand, arm or pit hair left, all looks like I got a nice wax, lost a few fingernails from time to time too, oops
don't be a bollock family
>wash hands before using the bathroom
>dont wash afterwards
>>29067674
nigga what the fuck are you talking about
commentarino originality
>go to the bathroom
>wash hands 15 times.
Ocd sucks
>>29067363
>Play with my dick for a bit
>Don't wash hands afterwards
>Go to town
>>29067737
Be more specific assface
>use bathroom
>wash dick
>someone asks if i feel ok
>say yes
>tfw i actually felt like a complete wreck
hahaha sure showed them
>>29067363
>make shitpost
>delete it afterward
>people post MODS=GODS
>know that i was only able to delete my shitpost because nobody reported it
>know that this means that both the userbase of 4chan and the mods of 4chan don't really care enough to get off their asses and actually report/delete rulebreaking matereal
>use this information to tread a fine line between shitposting and (user has been banned for this post)
nobody in this thread comes close to what i have done
>>2906736
>drop awful awful load in toilet
>don't wash hands
>go back to my job cooking strangers' food
>Mfw
