Anyone else have problems with their dick?
Whether you can't get hard because of medicine, cum too fast, can't cum at all, have an ugly/deformed or diseased dick or anything else, please post here and share your feels - you aren't alone.
I take over 20 capsules/pills a day and I have problems both getting hard and cumming. Anyone else want to share some feels?
What happened to your dick, man?
Torn tunica from dry fapping with a tight circumcision here. Posted about it before. Yes, I'm that anon.
>>29067103
didn't you just make this thread earlier today?
>>29067103
Why are you medded up?
I cum too fast. I'm very sensitive.
>>29067103
if I couldn't masturbate 4 times a day I'd kill myself
>>29067122
I have multiple sclerosis and have chronic pain 24/7 (since July last year). I also am on an antidepressant and benzo and antipsychotics... I'm just fucked up all around. My doctors tell me anything could be causing it.
I'm a NEET who lives alone, my divorced parents help pay bills and the house is owned by a relative that lets me stay for free. Neither of my parents wants me to live with them, even though they're both single. They stress me out about money all the time about it, I'm applying for disability but I've been waiting 1.5 years, I don't know what they expect me to do. It feels like I've sold off hundreds of dollars worth of childhood memory items in good condition. I have a huge Pokemon, Digimon and Yugioh TCG collection I need to sell, but it's hard. It brings back good memories.
I hate my life and want to die. Anyone else know that feel? Just something quick, painless, not messy, something that isn't scary as fuck before doing. I don't think it's too much to ask. I wish I could just die in my sleep like my grandmother. There's probably less than 10 people that would actually care if I died. I'm useless in every way and get called a cripple by people that don't like me. Not that it really matters though...
>>29067103
I'm bulking right now, but I have horrible fat deposition genetics. It basically looks like I have a fupa and I have a small flaccid dick on top of it. My pubic area sometimes sticks out further than my chest. I think I might have 1.5 inches buried in there when I'm hard.
I also had one of my balls retract into my abdomen when I was in middle school and I was too embarrassed to say anything about it until I was in HS and it got fixed. It sits freakishly high now and is sorta smaller.
I'm petrified that any girl who might actually want to fuck me would just start laughing if they saw everything going on down there.
I can get it up, but the medication I'm on makes it hard to cum. I stopped taking it for about a week now (my psychiatrist didn't tell me he was going on vacation) and my libido has gone haywire. I get insanely horny randomly throughout the day, fap at least three times a day, and cum right away.
Feels good, honestly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdyT0t1fqg0
I'm pretty much desensitized to porn. I don't get hard to it unless I touch myself.
Also, I know I shouldn't have gotten hard in the following instances and it's good that I didn't, but I didn't get hard the couple times my hot teenage cousin sat it my lap. Come to think of it I didn't get hard when girls sat in my lap when I was a teenager on Zoloft. Now I'm an adult on Invega Sustenna, Depakote and propanalol. It could be the drugs, but it's not worth going off them.
Also, the most action I've gotten has been that lap sitting stuff, hugs, kisses, and making out. I'm still a virgin at 26.
>>29067135
So what? People are on at different times. I've got nothing else to do. It's bothering me particularly bad right now. It's slightly comforting that I can relate to other individuals who experience similar problems.
>>29067893
Completely underrated post and YT link.
I've gotten to the point where masturbation doesn't even fill the void of immense loneliness and boredom. I'll try every few days but only get about half way through before just giving up. Considering even masturbation lost it's fun i think it's about time to just fucking end it once and for all
Chronic testicle ache. Fucking suffering. I probably got it from sitting on my ass all day.
Anyone have tips for preventing unwanted erections?
I cum instantly all the time every time. My dick is hyper sensitive. People say PE is a mental problem but this is simply not true. I've had sex well over 500 times (long term gf) and nothing has changed. Lately I've become kind of addicted to taking MDMA on the weekends because it's the first thing that has ever made me last and man I feel like a fucking god when I do.
>>29068466
Jilq. It will break your dick almost as well as Abella Anderson will.
>>29067415
Nigga you probably got enough pills to die in your sleep if you wanted to. Dont lose hope, just have as much fun as you want; you can always die in your sleep whenever you want basically.
>>29067567
I mean, that sounds pretty shitty; but honestly as a gay robot if you ended up just getting a cut and buff body i'd be down. Dick size doesnt really matter to me personally.
i've had phimosis and have only recently taken countermeasures to it
never properly jerked off in my life, hurts when i peel it back when erect.
does it ever get any better robots?
>>29068863
I dunno, man. I'll occasionally go through periods where I'm terrified the I have Klinefelters or some shit, but then I realize my sister has the same fucked up proportions. I have a scar from the operation where they had to cut into me too and it trails right down to the base of my dick. It's near impossible to miss and practically invites questions.
I'm so small flaccid that I don't even use a urinal because it's hard to get my dick out my fly. I'm not even trolling. I have to use a cubicle and drop my trousers most of the way to piss without weeing on myself. I'm slightly below average/average hard.
My test isn't low, I bulk easy, grow a decent amount of hair, and I'm definitely not skelly so I don't think I'm hormone deficient or have a disorder. Dunno if there are femanons in here, but are weird looking balls that big of a turnoff? Is it something we can just laugh off if things are going ok otherwise?
>>29067415
I don't know you, but it's stories like this that make me hate the shitty, thoughtless choices some people make to breed. I'm sort of in the same boat where it seems like, by this point, there must be a God because he is clearly mocking every step I take with a new medical condition.
Some people aren't meant to have kids, unfortunately it's the kids that bear the consequences of those actions. The parents never fully do. There's nothing I can stand less than parents trying to wash their hands of that fact and convincing you that its your fault--especially as a man--that you will never be entirely able to take care of yourself.
I say that as a man who has lived on his own for 5 years, holds down a job, and still struggles to make insurance copayments and pay for all his monthly prescriptions. Nobody asks to fucking live like this, but those who made that choice for us are the ones we are supposed to hold dear. That shit haunts me every day. I don't think I'll ever fully wrap my head around it.
phimosis/frenulum breve
>can't fuck anything, thank foreskin
>tell myself if it wasn't for this dogshit deformity I wouldn't be a virgin
>>29068511
I'm kind of in the same boat, but sometimes I think it must be a mental thing. I had sex with my girlfriend in a hotel once and lasted forever. Either way I wish it could be like that all the time.
>7x5.5
>struggle to get hard with women from anxiety
>even if i can the condom ruins everything, either from going soft putting it on or not feeling anything with it on and going soft
Can't cum more than once. If I try and stimulate dick more after I came, it hurts a bit.
>>29069349
>phimosis
Visit a doctor.
>>29069558
I did. Frenulum breve needs surgery though
>on the waiting list at the moment, I've been designated "minor importance".
>I can't even fuck a fleshlight and it's "minor importance"
>simple as fuck surgery, I'm honestly tempted to get really drunk and slice the fucking thing with a razor so I can make myself major importance
>>29069618
> got drunk
> trying to slice it off
> because you are drunk you can't cut it smoothly
> blood all over the place
> finally manage to stop the bleeding
> you can't piss, because it will hurt as hell
> if unlucky - blood poisoning
I don't want it for you.
>>29069723
Not trying to slice it off, just make a nick
I'd go to the doctor and say it was a masturbation malfunction and now I can't get an erection without the wound causing me grief
Hope the doctor takes enough pity on me to just schedule me immediately after for the surgery
>>29069255
Ehh Anon. You made me cry.
Sorry for being proud of myself.
I have an uncurable neural disease that causes me shitload of pain. I'll die in 5 up to 10 years and it might be genetically transfered.
I dropped my gf that wanted to get married, because I know I can't support healthy family. Especially since pain starts to affect my behavior as well.
Thanks Anon. I'm fed up with shit I hear like "you have to take a risk" and etc.
>>29067103
SSRIs make it impossible for me to get fully hard but I still get horny.
>>29067103
>20 pills a day
You should get that looked at. Half those pills are probably unnecessary. A lot of them will only be there to counter the side effects from other pills.
Talk to a non-jewish doctor who isn't sponsored by the big drug companies.
>>29069880
Naw, man. I have MS as well. I was commenting about the awkward position people like us find ourselves in regarding families that want to not accept the consequences of their actions. I'm just saying, now that you know what's at stake, you can make a an informed decision.
Also, if you just have MS, your life expectancy is nearly normal. It sucks, but hopefully there will be better treatments coming soon.
Super tight foreskin.
Can't clean the smegma, I wash and I wash my cock but still stinks.
Should I see a doctor? I do t wanna get circumcised. Rather have a tight stinky cock then no feelings.
But wanking the traditional method hurts to much.
When I'm erect there's probably half inch opening. That normal ?
I'm on sertraline and it takes forever for me to cum from masturbating. I really want to have sex because I think the girl or trap would be impressed with my stamina.
>>29070172
No that's not normal. I had your problem but got circumcised at 16 years old and have had 0 problems ever since. Look into it, especially if you get free healthcare in your country
No none whatsoever according to grills
I very rarely get erections and cant masturbate because I lose them for no reason. I used to get hard for no reason when I was a kid, now porn doesnt do anything to me and Im scared it might be ed. Though I did get a really strong erection a year ago when I grabbed a girls ass that lasted for about 15 mins. On top of being of average length and small girth, if I have ed, Ill consider killing myself.
>>29067122
>Torn tunica
how hard were you jerking it man? jesus christ. I've jerked it pretty fucking hard in the past but I have never heard of that happening wtf.
>>29070172
You should try some stretching exercises. It worked for me. I used to not be able to pull my foreskin back when soft but now I can when I'm hard.
>>29070172
Start stretching my man. Be persistent and don't slack and it might be better in a few months. I'd try that before considering the Jewish way.
>Been on citalopram for the last 3 months
>haven't had a erection in that entire time
I have the most fucked up dick imaginable. Extremely bad fordyce spots so it looks like my dick and balls are covered in pimples, severely tight frenulum and bad phimosis combine so that i can't actually pull the skin back or fuck anything. And I'm 5.5x5.1, so I've pretty much given up on ever getting a gf or getting laid.
>>29067415
being a neet makes you probably sit behind a computer all day so why not learn how to code?
>above average dick
>had phimosis and got a circumcision
>glans has now minor discoloration but not noticeable when erect
>due to steroid cream prescribed by the indian doc the glans skin got thinner and little veins are visible
Basically I've got a moby dick, have fucked 4 girls with a condom and none of them complained and made them cum without cumming myself. I can't cum easily but I'm always hard & horny...
I'm applying rubbing alcohol on my glans to harden the skin, it's actually working the skin seems to be more the same tone now and no little veins, been doing it for a month now.
>have to take bone pills illegally to get it up during sex, and it still fails in some positions
>>29070831
Why should he learn how to code?
The guy has a serious disability and his main issue aside from being physically incapable is that he is alone.
What exactly is he going to code? Some boring business software that helps him practise file I/O? Write a couple of socket programs that use a custom protocol?
Wow. Rock and F'n Roll, bro.
i would suggest something that maybe a bit easier. Try making lunch and invite someone round to share it with.
I lost my virginity at 29 and, while I had a good time, the technical aspect of it was seriously underwhelming. I just didn't feel much at all. I don't know if it was deathgrip, alcohol, or if I I'm just too small or whatever. I just couldn't get near to climax at all.
I have phimosis and bxo. You can't stretch it because it tears and bleeds and hurts like hell. Going to see a doctor about it tomorrow. I was like 18 when I first realized that my dick didn't really look normal and it took almost 4 years for me to finally so something about it. Pic kinda related, mine isn't quite as bad though.
>>29068287
also had this, switching from boxers to briefs helped
My dick just goes limp without physical stimulation. Think it's a bit better if I watch porn but it happens even then. Kind of disheartening to see your dick shrink in a matter of seconds. At least I can cum from normal sex but if I lose focus I might go soft.
>>29071494
Had this at an early age. You gnna need to get circumcized buddy.
19 years old, ED
can jack off to porn but with girls it often doesnt get hard. really embarrassing. even if it does get hard, i have problems keeping it hard
shit sucks, i'll never be a normalfag that can have casual sex. and casual sex is pretty much the only way to get a gf nowadays
>>29067103
My problem is that my dick is so small (about 4 inches) that it gets erect too fast. My first and last GF I had in the 7th grade called me boner boy because I always had a hard on around her. She made it even worse by always being a slut around me like kissing with tongue and rubbing her butt against me. Of course nothing has changed now 10 years later. Still the same small dick and still get rock hard nearly instantly.
>>29067168
Who else /toofast/ here?
>>29067103
Who /hairydick/ here? I've got long dark hairs all the way up to the head
had an operation on my frenulum. long story short, my foreskin swelled to the point it strangled my dick. some of the tissue of my dick died and had to be removed,
my dick now looks deformed and the problem is worse than before the operation
>>29072010
was thinking about getting mine fixed but i think i'll be fine without now
>>29067567
I lost my testicle due to that shit bro consider yourself lucky
>>29071889
Quit porn bro
>>29072034
should be fine. The problem with me is they rolled my foreskin back, so it blocked blood flow. However since i didn't know this was bad, and expected pain anyway,I thought it was meant to be this way, and I didn't tell anyone.
I wouldn't let my bad experience put you off, but its your choice.
>>29069523
that's normal anon
>>29070761
those are all curable, and 5.5x5.1 is not bad at all, just average. go see a doctor!
Okay, so mine isn't nearly as bad as some of the things in this thread but so far it's stopped me from even getting close to a girl. I have a weird scar running along the underside of my foreskin, from the base to the tip; and near the end [in the middle when erect] there's a small mole with a weird skin bubble right next to it. I feel like that's where the pigment is meant to be. I tried stabbing it with a sewing needle once to pop it but it just wouldn't go through. what the fuck do i do, i'm way too shy to go to a doctor about it or tell anyone
>>29072282
i'd recommend showing a doc, because that is the only way it will get fixed. The doc wont care at all, and they have probably seen and treated worse
>cum but no pleasure
>grower, really tiny when not horny
>frenulum too short
I'm taking paroxetine and my dick doesn't work
>>29071889
Sounds like too much porn plus deathgripping. Probably anxiety too cause once you think about going soft you will go soft.
Yeah, I'm taking meds and I take hours to cum, and when I do I'm filled with nausea and loneliness.
>>29068511
>>29069475
Fascinating, normies. Really. You can go away now.
>>29072331
I just don't know how to go to the doctors', essentially, because you have to sign in and tell the receptionist what you're here for etc. and since I live with my parents It'd be unheard of for me to go out on my own
>>29071855
yup, from what I've read online that's the most likely treatment. I know it's gonna hurt a lot, but it's going to be worth it.
>>29071974
this makes me want to kill myself every day of the week
>>29068511
>>29069475
Sometimes alcohol really works. Still measuring exact amount, has to be high but not to feel drunk.
For me is both mental and sensitivity problem
I have a phimosis, and a tiny dick. There's also some unpleasant bumps around the end.
Any time I consider asking out a girl or even getting an escort, I imagine their face when they see my dick and my blubbery thighs. If I stay clothed, I'll never be humiliated.
>>29067103
I feel like my dick is kinda going numb or something. On the other hand, I'm feeling even more horny and aggressive I've ever felt.
Jack off too much. Now I've normally got a half boner when I cum and I don't feel shit when I climax. Also takes a shit load of effort/wierd fetishes to get me hard.
>>29072528
Call them and make an appointment. Thats all you have to do.
>>29071889
Was like you at that age. First girl I was with I couldn't keep my erection when I was with her. Sucking/fucking ect.
Partly down to anxiety/watching too mcuh porn.
Not jacking off might be a good start.
>>29070831
M.S can fuck up your vision and make it hard to read.
hypospadias isnt great, although the only girl ive fucked didnt notice so I could be safe
>>29072235
Fordyce is incurable, way too embarrassed to show anyone my dick. Ive already accepted it I'm killing myself in the next few years.
>>29073444
I used to feel like you, mate. I deliberately avoided having sex until I was 28. Turned down every single woman who ever tried to get in my pants, and you know what? Your penis won't even come close to how fucked up vaginas are.
Women don't care as long as you can get hard.
Who /curvydick/ here?
i think i have vitiligo. I have patches of white skin on my dick that keep growing and new ones popping up very quickly. I know i should go to the doctor in case it isnt vitiligo and something harmful, but im shy.
All of you having issues getting a boner, stop watching porn and stop fucking ugly hambeasts phimosis just stretch it. You're welcome.
>>29073858
What changed when you turned 28 if you dont mind me asking?
>tfw not on any medicine
>still can't get hard
>cum really fast when I do get hard and try to masturbate
>cum sometimes only half hard
>>29067103
Can't cum from prozac life is suffering
>>29072528
You can also use Zocdoc. It's an online service for making appointments; gets rid of the phonecall hassle
Who else strong burning when pissing?
I'm shutin neet kv but i suspect it's an std as it's not going away for weeks now.
Too scared and antisocial to go to doctor. I also sure he'd ask me what I did to catch it to which I'll have to make shit up.
Born with my dick rotated 90 degrees
My dick is death gripped and takes probably 40 minutes straight of sex to cum, if I even cum at all. I don't most of the time. I would have to NoFap for like more than a week to be able to cum during sex
Its even worse when I use condom. I think I only came with a condom on like 2 or 3 times ever
I'm not chad by the way, all the sex I've had is with prostitutes, except for one girl who I fucked like 7 times
JUST tbqh pham
2.5" dick soft
6" hard
Can't get hard for women anymore
Getting close to just ending it guys
>>29077841
That size is pretty average for both flaccid and hard. Just get some Viagra.
>>29069349
Maybe you could get a preputioplasty + frenuloplasty?
>>29072841
Are you on any meds?
>can get hard masturbating alone with no problem
>connect with girl on Omegle who's stripping and rubbing her tits to help me get hard and I can't
Who /longforeskin/ here?
Mine hangs a whole 4cm off the end, I'm pretty unhappy with it.
>>29080629
I'm a cutfag. Want to trade?
Yeah its 6 inches long in a time where anything below 7.5 gets laughed at
>>29067103
I have no problems with anything whatsoever
I think dick problems are a very common thing for most men, they just don't admit to it. Obviously if you take medicine that will increase your chances of killing your boners or making you not cum.
I'll often lose an erection mid-intercourse. Sex rarely makes me cum.
:/
>>29080629
are you being hyperbolic? mine is like 1-1.5 cm over
>>29067103
I lost sensitivity in my head after passing kidney sand. I have no idea how to get it back but it slowly seems to be coming back. Also when a girl gets me hard I get dizzy and can't think/speak.
>>29067103
I have an extremely long foreskin.
Nothing actually functionally wrong with it, no hygiene problems, no phimosis, etc. It just looks weird/funny/gross/deformed to other people, especially living in circumcisionland.
>>29072282
> weird scar
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perineal_raphe
>>29071889
When you watched porn, did you cum easy?
Meaning: if you had a timer and someone said "go!", how long till you cum?
>>29071974
It's the worst feel, fuck the boo hoo i cant cum faggots, there is nothing that makes you feel less like a man than having PE
kind of annoying after i take a piss it still drips a little even if i shake and all
>>29074624
Mine goes left. The worst curve possible. Upward curving and downward curving guys on the other hand become sex gods
>>29080629
>>29081554
>>29082039 here
My overhanging foreskin is over an inch and 1/2 long when soft (that's 3.8 cm). It still hangs well over the end when I'm hard.
Has anyone here actually tried the viagra + alcohol combo?
I know you're not supposed to but I feel it would really solve my PE + erection problems simutaneously
I cum to fast when i jerk off but when i have sex i cant get off til like 5 hours it sucks
I cannot get hard with a girl for the love of my life.
I can fap just fine and have morning wood every day. I even get hard when I start making out or grab a girl's butt, but when it comes down to it my dick shows no response.
It's the sole reason I still somewhat fit here. Girls love me but I can't get laid.
I've always wondered just how hard you have to pound, squeeze, and overdo to break your dick like half this thread has done before age 25. like have you been death-gripping and fapping 5 times a day for more than an hour each time?
>>29082206
This actually gives me hope m8 because then at least I can make her cum when/if I have sex
Do you actually have PE while fapping tho? I've literally had moments when I lose my concentration and bam, I start cumming when I don't want to
It can take a while for me to cum (upwards to 40min).
But that isn't really a big issue for me. I can't seem to achieve quality orgasms. It makes the 40 min feels like a waste of time.
Not fapping for a while just brings the time down, doesn't seem to fix feeling pleasure down there.
I have a mole in my dickhead
it's very small (the mole ofc) so it isn't really an issue, but it bothers me
>>29082212
>It's the sole reason I still somewhat fit here. Girls love me but I can't get laid.
>He thinks he fits here
i have trouble cumming, and sometimes staying hard when fucking. ive had this since basically forever. i dont know what to do.. i've disappointed too many women already. i think it's cause i masturbate too much? but even when i stop its still, ahem, hard. i get all up in my head. i mean my other head. my actual head. cant stop thinking, even though im also horny and like it and it feels good, i lose focus and start thinking about non sexy things. makes me think its psychological or neurological.
>>29082235
No i dont think so im not sure if i have pe but i guess it might be psycological thats what my therapist told me it could be a subconscious thats telling me no
>>29082298
I somewhat fit. I'm a virgin. There is still a connection between me and this culture.
>>29082212
have you tried, you know... not girls? just a thought.
>>29082355
>Normies forced me to kiss a girl
>I'm at the same level of this failed normie now
Life is suffering
>>29071889
I'm 24 and I have the same problem.
>became single last year
>got a match on tinder
>opportunity to fuck her
>never put a condom on my dick before
>stayed hard for 20 seconds then went flaccid
>met a girl on a night out
>too her back to mine. was a fresh 18 year old
>kissing and touching her for 4 mins. Couldn't get hard at all.
>I say "sorry" then go to sleep
>see a old friend on a night out
>go back to hers
>she's on top of me but my dick stays flaccid
>start apologising and saying I'm a fuck up
>wake up in the morning and luckily have sex with her
I've either got ED or my libido is so fucking low right now. Used to be high.
>>29082357
I'm not gay, just a failure.
>>29082388
I could never perform during one-night stand situations. I think it's because my first sexual experiences were with a girl I loved. Nothing compares to that kind of sex. Anything else, I'd rather just jerk off.
I think my foreskin makes me last to long and im not willing to butcher up the cyclops
My dick is kinda small, that's about it. Oh and shit girth
>>29082443
>I think it's because my first sexual experiences were with a girl I loved.
Exactly the same situation with me.
I get nervous because I don't know how one night stands really pan out. I felt like the the guy in the funny story where he offers a drunk girl a bowl of eggs. With the 18 year old, we got inside, she sat on my ed and I brushed my teeth then we both got into bed and I started spooning her.
I cringe just thinking about it. Spooning a fucking one night stand like she was my gf.
>>29082388
This is why i make jerky a daily think so when i get old af i can say those were the good ol days of non stop pron
>>29082085
so everyone has that line?
i feel like i don't see it sometimes in porn
>>29082528
Hah, I did the exact same thing when I was around 21 and didn't know a fucking thing about women. "Welp, I'm in her bed (which she insisted I sleep in), but she's not making a move. Guess she doesn't want sex. I'll just spoon. This is just as good...really..."
>>29082577
>I'm in her bed (which she insisted I sleep in), but she's not making a move. Guess she doesn't want sex.
Literally the same thing I thought. She made no sort of initiation in wanting to fuck. I started spooning her then started fingering her but the whole time I kept thinking "she's not responding so she probably doesn't want sex."
>>29082577
It might just be that ur thinking of to much i to much on ur plate to many probs senpai
>>29082648
Yup, it's why the man always has to initiate. If she makes the move, she's a slut. If you make the move, she was overwhelmed with passion by a brute. It's not her fault!
>>29082730
Is it best to sort of get them to jerk you off at least? Cause I think I could've actually got hard if she started to jerk me off.
>>29082164
have you tried fucking a girl laying on her right side? your cock would hit her g-spot that way.
>>29082164
mine goes up and to the left
>>29082769
Yeah dude, she didn't even try to help you out? That's weak.
>>29082835
No that's what annoyed me. I fingered her, we started kissing, she got on top of me and she never touched my dick at all.
Rather fuck a slut to be honest. At least they'd be gagging for it.
>tfw circumcised and the towel rubs your head when you're drying off from the shower
8x5.5 with ppp and circumsision scar so I'm scared of showing anyone
dont' want her to gag at the sight of my weird spotty pencil dick
>>29082864
You have to take charge, dude, and constantly escalate (until she says no, don't be a rapist). There's an old Eddy Murphy skit about how to get a woman to suck your balls. You don't go, "Hey, baby, can you please, maybe, if you don't mind, suck my balls a little bit?" You demand it. "Suck my balls." If she's a halfway decent fuck she will comply.
>>29082563
well it's more visible for some people I guess. Also most porn stars are circumcised which probably has something to do with it
Mine's not too prominent but I thought I had a scar too when I was a kid. I'm uncircumcised, and I grew up in the US where as far as I knew everyone's supposed to be circumcised. I figured it was a scar from when they tried to circumcise me but they fucked it up, and they were just like, "ah fuck it, I give up, leave him uncut"
>>29082924
Thanks for the advice. If I ever get lucky again, I'll take charge.
>>29067103
can't get hard or cum because of sertraline, androcur and estrogen desu
It burns when I pee
Like not a huge "OWWWW" but it's like a burning sensation that's really unpleasent. I just put up with it every time.
I should probably go see a doc, huh? It's been going on for like 5 years
>>29083027
Drink some cranberry juice
>>29082894
5.5 pencil?
mine is 7x5.5 and it looks like a fucking cannon in the camera
just look at it in the mirror
>>29083063
I'm exaggerating slightly but yeah I think it looks a bit pencil-y
maybe I'm measuring wrong desu
how easily does yours fit in the center of a roll of toilet paper
>>29083224
if yours fits into a roll of toilet paper you are not 5.5 inches
>>29083224
it won't go past the head
>>29083278
This shit really pisses me off. I just realized all these fucking trolls complaining about their 5 inch+ girth must actually have 4 inch girths.
Fucking inbred retards, can't be trusted to know how a tape measure works
>>29083369
>tfw just tried and can't fit my dick through the roll past the halfway point.
feels good, man.
>>29067103
luckily i don't have dick problems
but even if i did - what would be the point in fixing it? my dick will never be within 10 feet of a woman, why would i care if i couldn't get hard?
>>29083440
> tfw you do the math.
> tp roll has 2 inch diameter
> 6.28" circumference
> it doesn't fit
>>29083278
only the widest part doesn't fit, so I guess that makes me 5.0 or so
the reason I asked is because I dont own a tape measure or whatever most people use to measure, I've been using a shoelace and a ruler
>>29083548
>tfw I forgot how to do that math from high school
>tfw im retarded
>tfw it no longer matters how big my dick is because im retarded
I know that pie shit is involved but fuck me I don't remember
>>29083565
Shoelaces can stretch. That's a retarded way to measure because I bet when you then measure the shoelace with a ruler you start stretching the shoelace even more
>>29083589
Circumference = 2 * pi * radius
>>29083613
oh its just diameter times pi?
Fucking shoot me im graduating uni in a year
>>29077762
are you kidding me? chicks love that shit
Who /both PE + ED/ here
The only women I even consider pursuing now are asexual women
>>29083734
Here m8. I've considered trying those numbing condoms + viagra but then I realize that's autistic as shit
>>29067103
I can't come at all sometimes. I fuck Backpage hookers almost exclusively, and occasionally and just unable to cum. I will be there, pumping away into a 7/10 FOB asian girl for half and hour and be unable to finish. It is very annoying, but I have great core strength so I don't get tired.
>>29083811
>huehuehue here's my chad problems I'm a sex machine so sad huehuehue
kys please
>5 inches soft
>7 inches erect
the downside?
women expect me to have a 9 inch dick as soon as I whip it out
>>29068511
Just think about shit other than sex. I used to think about wow when I was a sex novice and had problems cunning to fast. Eventually u just have so much sex that it's pornstar mode every time. Also 500 times in 5 years? you are like little baby. Girls need sex at least every day.
>>29083873
>4 inches soft
>8 inches erect
the downside?
gonna get it cut off some day
>>29069522
Dude this is me. Get sex anxiety that I won't be able to get it up and then I can't get it up. It's a shitty cycle and it lasts until I finally just fuck some girl. Then it goes away for like 3 weeks.
>>29083857
>fucking Backpage girls is Chad-tier
>>29083652
yeah thats actually how they defined pi
its the ratio of the diameter to the circumference of a circle so that calculation is an easy one.
>>29068511
>I've had sex well over 500 times
jesus fucking christ
I can't imagine having sex that much having not even had it once
>>29070136
Isn't that a fake disease that hypocondriacs have to get free opiates?
>>29071494
holy fuck, it's not normal that the tip of ur dick is white?
soooo let me tell you gents all about my tiny dick
like a lot of you, i too had issues with porn induced ED. i'd hook up and i'd only get 20-50% chub at best. hysterically, my dick is about as small as it gets (4.5 inches and next to no girth) so the whole ED thing made the hookups even funnier. on top of this, when i'd get head i'd go from 20% chub to cumming in about 25 seconds, a by-product of too much jerking off over the years and 'rushing' it for fear of getting caught (from what i've read anyways..). i think a part of it is stage fright / performance anxiety too, from years of thinking that my dick is tiny (a fact). at this point i just laugh about it all.
i've had two "relationships" that each lasted for a little over one month only. the girls were both patient and made it seem like they didnt care, but i can't help but think that my mounting sexual problems were a major deterrent. the girls seem to think they're not hot enough if i cant get rock hard.
anyways, for those of you struggling out there, just know that i feel you too. it'll get better.. just gotta get back on the horse and try again. good luck guys!
Climax takes a shitload of effort for me. I wasn't able to cum the first time I had sex.
Granted, she had an incredibly short fuse and had gotten off several times before she got exhausted, but it still feels weird.
Everyone thought I was going to be a two-pump chump in high school.
>>29083992
If you have a gf for a month, you're going to have sex 10 to 20 times.
If you have a gf for 4 years and fuck her about 2 times a week at least, you're there.
Spoiler: It's just sex. After the first months, it's mostly routine and people just need to get off.
>>29067103
Sometimes when I cum my left nut tightens against my body, like really hard, really uncomfortable feeling. Anybody know anything about that?
>>29084159
It's happened to me a lot when I was younger, typically if I masturbated laying down.
I have no idea what exactly causes it, but I don't think it's unhealthy. A lot of my friends talked about having the same problem.
You might want to try changing your position, and how often you cum.
>>29084159
Yes that is prostate pain.
>>29084220
well I normally fap in a chair, I'm just 19 though so I guess it's normal, doesn't happen often.
fordyce spots/scars and two random ppp, just 5"... always lights off, luckily only had someone say something once...but i am so ashamed. oh and recent medication has made it sometimes difficult to climax. wtf
My dick is curved to the right. I'm guessing this is because I fap in an arch, because that's a natural back and forth movement for my arm.
Should I start using my left hand to balance it out?
>tfw have a good masturbation tip but can't explain it without showing
>>29084311
Do it, senpai.
Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
>>29067103
I come too fast. And don't know what to do to solve it
>mild phimosis
>can only retract skin while flaccid, feels uncomfy, never do it
>scared one day I'm gonna tear my dick while fucking
>cum too quickly no matter what
>only saving grace is my dick doesn't get raw so I can keep going
>usually just get a blow job then move on to sex almost immediately after I bust to keep my full erection and not cum in 2 minutes
Wew, dodged a bullet there lads. Thank god I was a horny teenager who jacked in marathons so my dick stays hard for a good while after I cum
I have two urethra for some reason, nothing special about it beside two stream of piss instead of one but god damn it's weird
I didn't know I was circumcised until I was 20
>>29085046
what in the fuck lol i wanna see a vid of you pissing
OP, tell your doctor if you have that kind of side effect. Don't just suffer through it. I used to take pills that made me really jittery and would raise my heart rate. I told my doctor and he suggested stopping and now I feel great.
Just talking bro to bro here
Fordyce spots are the worst. The only option is laser removal which is crazy expensive and beyond my means. I've got a 8x6 that stays hidden and unloved cuz of those damn things.
Porn has desensitized me. I plan on cutting back for a couple weeks and seeing how I feel. Wish me luck.
