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> want to pray > know that I'm a gross sinner with
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> want to pray
> know that I'm a gross sinner with no intention of living right
> honestly wondered if I should jerk off before or after prayer
How can I pray meaningfully when I'm a piece of shit?
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There's nobody up there OP. Enjoy your life before you become worm food.

You're welcome.
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>>29066803
>There was nothing which exploded and created everything by accident
Totally plausible theory faggot
>>29066689
Are you a Christian? Go repent and change your wicked ways, or at least try to.
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>>29066883
I'm smart enough to know I'm not going to change. I'm garbage, I remember when my prayers used to be answered.
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you're asking a guy who faps solely to 2D ferals.
so honestly I'd fap either before or during prayer.
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>>29066931
Even the garbage has potential to be recycled
Hope is never lost Anon
Try your best

Prayer is not cofee machine:input prayer, get wishes. It's a way to talk to higher power.
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>thinks God cares if you fap
shit nigga, as long as the porn isn't something vile, why would cloud nigga upstairs not want you to have orgasmic bliss?
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>>29067288
I kinda gotta agree with this dude right here.

like if its a sin because it kills life (your testical clones) then how come killing other tiny forms of life, like when sterilizing a surface, is not?
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>>29067230
this guy is also right
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>>29066883
>the supreme intelligence behind the universe who came form nowhere gives a modicum of shit about what you're doing
lol nice theory
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>>29066689
Fuck, I never thought I would think "Just do your best" actually would be a good answer to a question...
God listens to all creatures if you talk to him (or so the saying goes).
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>>29067230
Who's going answer me after I just watched a big titty brunette get railed and put a sharpie on my asshole. What higher power would bother?
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