>So anon, when are you going to bring a girI home to meet us?
>>29066320
For the LAST TIME, I'm not a lesbian!
>>29066320
when i find one
>>29066340
ree roasti
>>29066320
THE MORE YOU SAY THIS SHIT, THE MORE I'LL NOT BRING A GIRL, UNDERSTAND ?REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
when are you old fucks going to go senile and give me power of attorney?
Well my transexual girlfriend just got artificially pregnant a few months ago, but you dont have to worry about that, just lend me some money so i can, uh, pay for the baby expenses. Dont worry though. Its all going to be okay. I love you mom and dad. Hopefully i wont have to steal the tv from the living room again. You really love that show right? Mom? Dad loves soccer. You'll both miss it a lot.
>>29066320
Dat spread though
>>29066561
Pretty imaginative
10/10
>>29066590
Thanks.
Origeno coment
>not periodically raising their hopes by telling them you met somebody, then revealing you actually spent the day alone in your room again
Keep your normies in line.
When did my parents turn white?
>>29066320
I thought i moved out so i wouldnt have to deal with your crap?
>>29066699
>tfw non-whites are on /r9k/
>>29066340
Be my tranny bf.
originarudesu
>>29066320
As soon as I stop working six days a week :^)
>>29066320
I don't visit my grandparents anymore because they have asked me every single visit since I turned 13 whether I have a girlfriend, and the answer is no every single time. At this point, it makes me very angry.
