FUCK FUCK FUCK I FUCKED UP /r9k/ >think I'm home alone

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2016-06-05 05:59:04 Post No. 29066291
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 05:59:04 Post No. 29066291 [Report]

FUCK FUCK FUCK I FUCKED UP /r9k/

>think I'm home alone
>browsing dumb retail thread, laughing my ass off
>talk to myself really loudly when I'm alone (parents say I sound like a maniac when I do this)
>go to leave my room for some tissue paper to blow my nose
>little brother and his girlfriend right outside my door
>im not wearing any pants
>start cursing and apologizing while they just laugh
>beg brother's girlfriend not to tell anyone that I'm a crazy person
>she just laughs and says it's cool

What the fuck do I do this is definitely not cool this girl is going to be part of my family and she'll tell all my extended family and all our neighbors and fucking fuck why does it hav e to be this way whyyyyyyyyyy

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Anonymous 2016-06-05 05:59:54 Post No.29066299
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 05:59:54 Post No.29066299 [Report]

>>29066291
How old are you and how old is your brother?

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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:00:27 Post No.29066307
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:00:27 Post No.29066307 [Report]

Shes not gonna tell anyone you sperg

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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:00:32 Post No.29066309
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:00:32 Post No.29066309 [Report]

She probably thought your autism was alpha and now wants to fuck you

I suggest taking off your underwear in front of her, next time

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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:00:43 Post No.29066315
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:00:43 Post No.29066315 [Report]

>>29066291
>>beg brother's girlfriend not to tell anyone that I'm a crazy person
This is where you went wrong. If you just went "Oh shit, thought I was alone haha" and then acted cool it would all have been okay. Now though she will tell everyone and they will probably laugh behind your back for years.

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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:01:22 Post No.29066327
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:01:22 Post No.29066327 [Report]

should've raped them
enjoy jail for exposure to a minor faggot

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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:02:08 Post No.29066347
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:02:08 Post No.29066347 [Report]

I do the exact same thing.

Own it. Fuck everybody else.

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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:12:00 Post No.29066490
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:12:00 Post No.29066490 [Report]

>>29066291
rape her asshole dumbfaggot

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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:26:55 Post No.29066744
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:26:55 Post No.29066744 [Report]

Not as big of a deal as you think it is. Move on, and don't worry about it, and nobody will care unless they're autistic.

Make a big deal out of it, and they'll care.